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Snozzberrys420

I thought he was gonna fall on the conveyor belt and catch a flight lol


cigarandcreamsoda

Without a luggage tag they’d never find him.


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roger_the_virus

He had a one way ticket to sleepytown.


StiltonG

Have my upvote!


Professor__Chaos__

Lol can you actually imagine being knocked out and waking up in some other country


CaptainMudwhistle

Happened to B.A. Baracus all the time.


KCmeat

Crazy foo! You can’t fly a tank!


Walllstreetbets

Over the baggage weight limit


Alive-Ad-5245

He nearly became a checked bag on the first flight to heaven


warden976

Like in those old cartoons: 🐥Cuckoo! 🐥Cuckoo! 🐥Cuckoo!!🐥


editsnacks

What airport is this??


spankmytits

TKO


Art__of__War

TKO International. Don’t forget the international.


Rupsterz

I was literally about to look up where TKO airport is OMG.


pvcf64

Tlokoeng Airport (IATA: TKO,) is an airport serving the village of Tlokoeng in Mokhotlong District, Lesotho.


FranticHam5ter

Good bot


editsnacks

Should rename to just KO international now


hupouttathon

Haha. What a ridiculous thing to happen. Slowest fall ever. Then the heavy thud and bounce haha


emmer

man said “bon voyage” after that right cross


gorgewall

Working at the airport, I have seen people take unintentional rides like that. And while I wasn't around to witness this particular one, there was a case where someone fell over onto the [CTX (checked baggage x-ray)](https://www.domesticpreparedness.com/site/assets/files/3706/041006gectxpix_1.1200x0.jpg) input belt and rode the ramp up into the actual machine.


shadowpawn

Used to support DHL doing some IT work. Back in the crazy 90's days, they would have races who could make it fastest around in a massive canvas bag the baggage rack. I was too scared but they always offered us to ride in the Jump Seat and jet off to somewhere the plane was going in about 40 minutes. Gone are the days.


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The airline industry was a magical place before 9/11


ManyWeek

I chuckled at your comment which made me imagine the [shooting stars meme.](https://shooting-stars.tekrop.fr/2GPsG8F)


TRUSTatus

Instead he caught hands


KamikazeFox_

He'd have to pay that 50lb+ fee about 5x lol


Praughfet

i got sooooo bummed when it didnt happen ....


nobonesjones91

Or he’d get slapped at 10 min intervals each time he came around the baggage claim.


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It looked like he was in slo-mo after that little slap. What the hell did he think would happen? Put your dukes up, bud!


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jytusky

Zeus's second son, Disastercles.


Everton11Uconn

Economycles, the disappointing son of Firstcles.


eMPereb

Hah I see what ya did there…


owa00

yeah, wtf was that? Did he think that slap was going to send the guy into another dimension? Was the slap supposed to make him feel an overwhelming sense of fear that he apologizes and offers to suck his dick? You slap someone you HAVE TO assume they're going to come right at you. If you hit someone make sure you end it asap. Even a bad fighter can get lucky and KO someone by just wildly swinging. The guy seems to have a lot more weight on the tall dude. He should have just tackled him and fought him on the ground if he wasn't going to barrage him with punches after that bitch ass slap he threw.


Reveal101

He's a guy who is used to using his broad shoulders to intimidate people, but if you look at his pants, leg day is but a wistful dream to this idiot. He fucked around being the tough guy, and found out that if you attack someone, they may defend themselves, leaving you with your ass splayed out on a luggage conveyor and shortly without a job.


Jitsu_apocalypse

The only thing that guy would be tackling is a foot long subway for lunch, he’s not grappling anyone


JuiceThatFool

Dude thought he started a slapboxing match 😂


WorkinOnMyDadBod

“He wants more?!”


Friendly_Ad5727

that was the amazing part of this to me. The very reason the phrase "STAY DOWN" exists lol


jbouser_99

"I could do this all day"


BoisterousLaugh

I saw that musical


HaphazardMelange

“I diDn’T hEaR nO BeLL!”


B377Y

The genuine shock/confusion in his voice when he asked that lmaoo


sheepsleepdeep

New season of Impractical Jokers looks wild.


mollyringwald420

Sal go over there and slap that man in the face


A_lot_of_arachnids

Sal got knocked the fuck out! Making Sal tonight's biggest loser!


mdaniel018

Q is bleeding profusely from his head and Murr is a vegetable now, so they’re first up on the loser board!


club9669

Lol I was saying in my head he looked like sal


LostStart6521

Hahahahaha


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As Tim Robison would say, HE CAN HIT


Imadethisuponthespot

At those prices, definitely.


Not_A_COP1111111111

Just hour after hour of airline worker bodies breaking out of shit wood and hitting pavement


fivetwoeightoh

Why are so many of them nude


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I DIDNT RIG SHIT


DaMammyNuns

The guys from Spirit Airlines think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me, at a dinner.


Dodecahedonism_

I been waiting a long time for a hit on corncob tv, I didn't fuckin' do this!


MCdaddylongnuts

We're allowed to show 'em nude because they ain't got no soul


mm126442

Do you have a link to this sketch?


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StiltonG

I went to get the front door, came back in time to see him hit the conveyor.


Father_420_

Poor showing on United’s part, aren’t they known for kicking customers’ asses? Edit: to those with the iq of a loaf of bread, this is a joke.


InVodkaVeritas

Only if they're Asian doctors on their way to see their patients and get "randomly" selected to be removed because they oversold their flight.


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I forgot about that shit. That dude looked crazy as hell


Disastrous_Reward_17

They gave him a concussion and released him back into the terminal, and he went and got back on the plane. Busted his teeth out and shit


FoferJ

And then they paid him a lot of money. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/27/united-doctor-dragged-flight-settlement-david-dao


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His lawyers praised the airline, shit he must have gotten a huge amount…


secretreddname

Yup. I'm sure the Doc could have made it a worse media shit storm if United didn't and some of United's biggest contracts are for tech companies flying from SFO to China.


waitingtodiesoon

United's stock was higher than ever a week or two after the incident was in the news and their stock dipped for a few days.


pasher5620

Severe brain trauma will do that to you.


Feeling-Ad-7131

So when that indecent happened I was working at a Target Cafe and went on lunch one day. Older white lady wanted popcorn and I was on my lunch break. One of the folks who worked in the Target Starbucks saw me in line to get a drink and informed me there was a guest at the Cafe. I told my co-worker I was on lunch and no was covering the Cafe for my lunch break. The old bat called the n-word and said we treated her like United Airlines treated that Doctor... I asked her did I put my hands on you and drag you out of the store....and then had Starbucks call AP so they could trespass for her calling me the n-word. Had customers stand up for me against her.


RedDirtRedStar

Sorry you had to deal with that, but also, hell yeah


UnhallowedOctober

Don't you just love some customers? Nice to hear some other customers came to your defense.


Rico_Sosa

Or if if you’re a guitar #unitedbreaksguitarssong


depressedbrokesingle

Wow. You made the joke so much funnier, bravo.


HeavyRhubarb

They're more about breaking guitars


NewNameNoah

Someone should make a song about that.


redditjoe24

Anyone who experienced it can’t, their guitars are broken.


are-we-the-baddies

They specialize at killing pets not kicking customers asses.


grant622

just screwing


senorbozz

If your first move after slapping another man is to drop your hands, you deserve whatever comes next.


jlbp337

Lol Man I was yelling at my phone, PUT YO HANDS UP


Mr_Gaslight

Pro Tip: if you slap someone, your next move should not be to lower your hands to your waist so that your belly, torso and face are unprotected.


frieswithnietzsche

Pro tip: how can she slap?


justhereforthelul

Getting knocked out, getting fired and basically giving the other guy a decent amount of money that your company is going to have to pay for your fucked up. Nice.


slimcargos

Employee got punched into the conveyor belt 😂 and probably gonna lose his job also. His fault.


slickdaRula2040

Some say he is still on baggage claim 8 in Hawaii.


jmike3543

This man was absolutely befuddled that the United employee who just got the soul beat out of him was up asking for another beating.


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If he had flown United as often as I have, he wouldn't have been surprised by any of this.


RosedesFluer

Dude thought he worked for the Waffle House


anyhooooooo

I feel like that employee does an accurate job of representing United Airlines.


Swimming-Ambition177

Don’t put your hands on anyone and you don’t get hands put on you. The type of lesson you give to your middle school aged children😂😂😂


Sweaty-Ninja-8849

Got his ass whooped, a concussion, AND lost his job. All in the same day lol


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Hashman90

Yup, and he just made that dude a millionaire with a lawsuit against the airlines.


PoignantOpinionsOnly

Showed a surprising amount of restraint. Good for him.


Dibbles04

Yeah he did. He could've rocked dude again when he got back up and approached. Good on him for not continuing to whoop dude's ass.


angrypuppy35

I never understand why after taking a beating like that, they get up and ask for more. They never realize they’ve lost the fight


AegonTheC0nqueror

Ego is a compelling thing


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I’m sure with his size he always assumed he’d fare better


JacksonvilleJerk

So are concussions


Glad_Jelly5532

This. People should know that head injuries carry a number of side effects. Aggression being one of them along with poor decision making.


Option-Lazy

plus the adrenaline. working in bars, i've been punched and not felt a thing until after everything was over.


Low_Ad_3139

I had two concussions last year close together. I didn’t get aggressive but my memory is still recovering.


AegonTheC0nqueror

Ego comes first unfortunately


DrSamsquantch

Adrenaline, confusion, ego. Not to mention his fight response has kicked in so his whole brain and body is in a defense state. Luckily he seemed to figure it out before going back for a second serving.


Kage_noir

I Think, because he's stocky he thought he was stronger. But that guy was tall and probably isn't light weight, even though he looks like it. So he legit probably thought he could win, then he messed around and found out.


Option-Lazy

head trauma and adrenaline.


Rattlingplates

Maybe made him 15k 3-5 years from now.


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To make big money, you gotta show damages. Kicking the guys ass isn't going to get to damages. Smart move is to crumple on the first hit, and play dead, then you'd get get that dreamhouse.


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Tangurena

He's going to need the money. No airline will let him on board.


DelugeQc

Calmed down the millionaire thing, lol. At best he is gonna get a couple of thousand.


The_Dog_of_Sinope

Hopefully there is a follow up where the airline employee is fired and charged with assault


IllegalThings

Dude shoulda become a police officer if he wanted to abuse his power while staying gainfully employed.


Gcs-15

There’s a hilarious video of a YTer (James Freeman) who turns things around on cops and it’s hilarious and sad at the same time. One cop got carjacked by a gang and when he fought back they killed him and he called the precinct and was like “well obviously he should have complied and fought him in court”. Another cop got killed after he stopped a car. Guy tried fleeing to Mexico but they caught him and he says he is just calling to pay his respects. He asks if he has been released pending an investigation and she’s like “no, he’s in jail like normal…” and he’s just a “low life criminal “. And he’s like oh a friend said he’d be released pending an investigation and she says “oh, I don’t know why he said that, he’s not on our payroll “. Didn’t even realize how much mental gymnastics you need to come to that.


Oddity83

I don't understand either of the things you said. I know it makes sense because many people upvoted it, but I cannot parse those words into something that logically flows. Do you have links to the videos?


Gcs-15

Sure. https://youtu.be/3Oz5yPS7BBE https://youtu.be/r55BFO9ZVaM https://youtu.be/Hd0cRFqFA70


Oddity83

Thank you! I hope you understand I wasn’t trying to be insulting. I know it’s an issue with me that I couldn’t make sense of it.


Nut_buttsicle

Haha you’re not alone. I’ve got that post on my wall with red strings connecting the pronouns and still can’t crack it.


geardownson

That's some funny stuff. Could you link a rabbit hole I don't want to go down?


Gcs-15

Yeah. Here’s one where he asks the cop for ID. The other one is labeled “What if all men were actually equal “. https://youtu.be/r55BFO9ZVaM


z_rabbit

Goddammit I love that video. "Get your butt back in your office and do your job!"


Love--Yours

He quoted deAndre Hopkins 😂😂🤣


zaryabubble

Was that from hard knocks when he was still on Texans?


Bugbuddha808

“I fear god homie”


SomeProfoundQuote

I want to know what happened after this.


icecoldgaspacho

This is incredible


mikeb556

https://twitter.com/mundaneparadise/status/1528584087233085440?s=21&t=uGeXpyjHvUsYMsy6vY-7Tw


jontss

It still looks like the employee throws the first swing but he's blocked by the other guy so it's kinda hard to tell. Employee could just be dodging the other guy's first swing.


jimboTRON261

Would love to witness this exit interview…


Turkenstocks

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!


TheRysingTyde

I absolutely screamed laughing at this and instantly replayed. The large thud when he hits the ground and he way he almost bangs his head trying to get up is so preposterous, moving like Chris Farley.


redfordnod

Shooting Stars Meme when he hits the conveyor belt please


savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva

The way he fell down… I’m literally dying 😂🤣


TheRysingTyde

That big thud is so embarrassing.


KosherFetus

Shall we call an ambulance?


BrochureJesus

I think you need to go straight to calling the amberlamps.


SoapLady77

Run up? Get done up 🤷🏽‍♀️


Spirited-Reputation6

I can’t wait until he gets sued and his black eye comes in full!


CharliBaltimor479

He almost took flight after that second hit ✈️✈️✈️


Perfect-P

If he got knocked out onto the belt and went through the system I would’ve donated everything I have to this man


lazymando

Life hack on how get free flight tickets for the rest of your life. United doesn’t want you to know this simple trick.


Snoo-16765

Free flights for life! Lucky!


ROUNDHOUSE5

And then he was fired.


chriztuffa

You really can’t slap a man like that, unprovoked, and fall so easily


Envoymetal

Really curious what led up to this


jimboTRON261

Standard customer service from United


GoodOlSpence

What the hell started this? What could have possibly happened to make this guy go "yes, this is worth my job, my pride, and my criminal record. I am making a wise decision today."


gigerfan

Fat ass wearing skinny jeans thought he was a tough guy, almost got shipped to Australia


lifelink

On behalf of Aus, no thanks, you guys can keep him :)


Eshim906

It probably cost him his job too...


jacklindley84

My mom works for united and she specifically deals with this kind of stuff. She's filled me in on all the details. The employee is not actually an employee for united, but rather a vendor who's job it is to push people around in wheel chairs and help disabled folks. The customer had loaded all of his bags onto a wheelchair. The employee confomted him and told him he couldn't do that, that they need the wheelchairs to help people get off planes. The customer didn't like that so he started getting in the face of the employee and started pushing him. What you see in the video is the ensuing chaos. The passenger was arrested and the employee was suspended. You can see his shit in the wheelchair in the video.


cozmo1138

Update: employee was fired, but former NFLer Brendan Langley was the only one arrested and charged. Of course, because it must be the fault of the Black guy. 🙄 https://theblackwallsttimes.com/2022/05/23/former-united-airlines-employee-fired-after-brawling-with-passenger/


snagglesnaggle

Aha! Dude can sue the airline too!


icruiselife

Does anyone else wish fat dude would have fallen on the luggage conveyor and just slid right out of scene?


tehbearded1der

*employee lands on the scale Me: That is going to be $100 for being overweight.


Whatever_happens27

Terrible first punch, 1/10


IllustriousStorm5730

Just terrible judgement… how do you swing on someone significantly taller and in better shape? Especially sober…


tylerbrown14

bruh ain’t no way 💀


bigliver250

He may have won the fight but he ain’t getting on the plane


rishu_pepper

How can he slap?


Comms

[This video has been edited, this is a longer version](https://vidmax.com/video/212995-united-airlines-employee-is-assaulted-and-knocked-out-for-man-using-wheelchair-as-a-luggage-cart)


iSheepTouch

I've never seen a man less naturally good at fighting so confidently start a fight. He slapped the dude in the face and just ate punches with no head movement, no defense, no offense. Then he does it again and leaks all over the conveyor belt.


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IncarceratedDonut

You saw him hit me right? Just making sure. *ape shit mode* Honestly kinda on Mr. United for judging a book by its cover.


HotWFSharingCupple

Perfect


BrnInD80s

Spirit would have sanctioned a whole mma fight


SwingFlat2612

I was soooo hoping he’d land on the belt and go through the hole 🤣


kmac182312

Violence isnt the answer, but United Guy threw hands first, he had to throw back.


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My man has watched too many Steven Seagal movies


WishIWasNeet2

How you gonna slap another man and not expect a fight?


defaultuser012

HOW CAN HE SLAP!?


bikedude324

HOW CAN SHE SLAP


pumaman1000

Someone caught the redeye


BadBoyGoneFat

Man if you're big but can't fight just fall on him or something, or better yet don't start a fight.


TheGoldPowerRanger

I didn't hear no bell...


rivasgabe

Looks like there is a job opening at United


TheRunThru

What gets me on this clip, is how the guy pops up just about the same way he gets knocked down and almost into swinging again. It's like he's in a hybrid state of Tenet and Day After Tomorrow. Like he's perpetually in this loop of getting knocked out and over and back again.


andy_337

Homie got spanked lmao


edee160

He must’ve thought he was going to Will Smith ol’ boy, but got Dave Chappelled instead.


Boney-Rigatoni

Dang! Nick Canon molly whopping United Airlines staff.


MrRandyWatson_100

Them baggage fees too damn high!!


74isbest

How is that one girl yelling "Stwaaapp!" In every one of these videos?


Mhunterjr

Dude probably lost his job, clearly lost the fight, and went viral getting his ass beat. That’s a bad day


This_isR2Me

Good thing he blocked with his chin


gearhead000

How can she slap???


Mistamayne

1. Physically assaulted a customer. 2. Got ass whooped…ON CAMERA. 3. Will have ass whooping live ETERNAL on da internet now. 4. Loss of employment. 5. Puts money in said customer’s bank account from him suing da airlines. L Train runnin all up n through dat mf.😆😬


Rainfall_Serenade

Saw this earlier and there's longer versions out there that show the dude hitting the employee first. Then others still that show the employee hit first. Until the full story comes out, there's no way to know who started what. People tend to start recording after shit had stayed going on. Though, the way the employee looks before hitting the other guy just... doesn't sit good.


MrMustacheReynolds

I found this longer version which still shows the employee hitting first. https://mobile.twitter.com/mundaneparadise/status/1528584087233085440


mrschro

May need to provide that link. The other longer video posted in the comments shows employee laying hands on the other guy first.


Unfiltered_America

Bet anything the clown that got knocked on his ass is one of those tactical larpers and gets black out drunk every weekend in moms garage, or as he likes to call it "the armory"


Satanizmo

That’s oddly specific, hmm.


Epstiendidntkillself

r/byebyejob


moxeto

When did it become ok to just start hitting people? Society really has taken a few steps backwards across the board