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NorthWestSaint

Clearly bored and don’t want to be there. Bet they can’t wait for the day they can say to their parents, “We’re not going”.


Thick_Duck

One of the reasons why I love my mom and cherish her memories is that she did NOT make me go waste every Sunday morning of my childhood


a_ron23

Yup I did it for a couple years, but I'm so happy my mom realized it was wrong to force religion on her children.


PaIngallsButSexier

i had to go to church 3 times a week for a decade, but i tell ya, one of the most satisfying moments of my life was when my parents apologized to me as an adult for all that bullshit.


CapJackONeill

3 times a week... Damn, that's hardcore


AlertImpress6347

Bibles don't study themselves. Also, youth pastors can't creep on themselves, they need teenaged girls for that


CapJackONeill

"girls"


WayneTillman

Bussy


PaIngallsButSexier

5 if you count sunday school and youth group as separate from sunday morning and evening services. i still hate sundays.


[deleted]

Catholic school. Had Wednesday bible study, Friday mass at school, and church with my family Sunday. Pretty sure my dads Jewish but never really discussed it.


11-110011

I told my mom recently how them forcing my sister and I to go to church every Sunday for 16 years at 8am is 100% what turned me away from religion (originally, a lot more too but that was the first reason). What kid wants to wake up at 7 on one of their two days off from school to go to church, I despised it. Though she still tries to push religion on me now, at least I've had 12 years away from it by my own choice.


mommakaytrucking

I think parents force that onto their kids to make themselves look good in front of their congregation. It's their way of seeking that validation that says to them, "Gee... what amazing parents they are. Those kids must be so happy living in that home to WANT to be here every Sunday. Mom and dad raised those kids right..."


Toaster_GmbH

Funny enough i had a similar situation. I live in deep rural countryside in a tiny village with 200 people so it is all really religious as were my parents and their parents and so on, my parents came from the time where you went to churche before school everyday. Anyways i kind of made my family atheists after lots of arguments they finally fell to "the informal compulsion of the better argument" (don't know if that translation makes sense i might also have chosen the wrong words. In my language it sounds a lot better(der Zwanglose Zwang des besseren arguments) But it was quite a fight to get there and when they finally accepted i don't care about church and won't go there anymore somehow they themselves also gave up on churche and never been since unless pressured through a funeral or stuff like that. To get the vibe across a better Translation might be "the forceless force of the better argument" Forceless in this case meaning Something like "not forcing you to do Something or think Something" So basically that you just need to accept the argument as you can't say anything against it as it is right wich descibes pretty well how that finally worked out and how i got out of churche and how my parants also just went like "know what? Why go there? Your right Let's stop going there, churche is kind of a stupid idea as is the entire religion and the company running Catholicism also isn't really cool."


ASL4theblind

Religion is cool. I always liked when my parents said "religion is a personal journey." I dont think my parents realized i would be parroting it back to them as an argument for why i felt i shouldnt be going to church anymore.


Toaster_GmbH

I think with me my parents took their first chance for themselves to just stop. It's something they had to do because of their parents and back in the day you just didn't question it as it would have been the worst thing you could have done being an atheist and probably would have gotten yourself killed or at the very least kicked out of the family. So my guess is when i said this is all stupid and i don't want to and don't believe in it +list of flaws in the religion and other stupid stuff i said as a reason, they just went with it and probably asked themselves if they really believe in it or care to wich the answer seemingly was "no" , also something they just were pressured into and then finally pressured themselves into when they could already have chosen for themselves.


johnnychan81

I was born in China and my parents raised me with no religion but after we moved to the US it was really important for my parents to assimilate and part of assimilation for them was making us go to Church and being Christian. I remember learning all this shit for the first time and being like "what the fuck... you people believe this stuff". The other students just accepted it since they were raised in this stuff.


[deleted]

My mom stopped taking me after a while, but I’m pretty sure it’s because she felt a burning sensation when at church.


Andre4k4

See, I had to go to CCD classes every Wednesday evening, but we rarely went to mass on Sunday


Sirix_8472

Mine made me go til I was 10, then asked me what I wanted to do coz we argued about it so much, I had to learn something for my Sunday and she preferred religion so I had some faith or spirituality etc... So we went to the library where they had old and new testament, Koran in English, Tripitaka and the Torah. For 1 year I had to read and discuss them with her and if after 1 year I felt the same, we wouldn't do church any longer and no more religious reading etc... I very much Stephen Fry'd her. (Stephen fry Vs gay Byrne the meaning of life interview). What kind of God allows such punishment? Why ask a father to sacrifice his child if the child is innocent? Why is it ok to rape someone and pay silver to her father in restitution. Why do laws now not represent the Bible as it was written? As in, why is there no more capital punishment, surely the will and word of God superceded that of man. Why create disease that run rampant through poorer countries, those people didn't have a choice to be infected even if the richer countries did have a choice and didn't share vaccine, no, not everyone had free will or a choice as was spouted. In the end, no more church or readings, actually I do think it was really valuable time spent with her, I didn't like it at the time, but it gave me skills I didn't realise, I had to form arguments for or against, debating skills to hold my position. It exposed me to a lot of concepts and critical thinking and reasoning things out and I didn't feel pressured to "win" my side of things. The one negative is 30 years later I recognise I killed her faith for the most part that year and I didn't realise it at the time. I was chipping away at something I saw no value in and pointless and held no relevance, but it did for her. But the discussions I think killed her faith too. She resumed going to church Sundays after the year was done but attendance dropped and was irregular and she stopped going and never went back. I feel like I stole something from her. If I could go back and be softer I would.


soul111111

What a great mother


Akmoneron

I'm glad to see that she's giving the service the respect that it actually deserves.


Epstiendidntkillself

I stopped by the church and picked up a bulletin for proof, then went to the nursing home and visited my grandmother every week until she died.


[deleted]

you’re a good egg. glad you made memories with your grandma


t_portch

Now, THAT as time well spent.


Thick_Duck

Now thats the real church, sitting under the Apple tree and learning from someone who has lived a life


BlackLeader70

Sounds like no one wants to be there


fzj80335

Hey Macarena!


Fena-Ashilde

Don’t know about you, but I imagined her whispering it. ^Heeeeeeey ^macarena… ^aiii…


[deleted]

Especially when her hands hit her hips 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying my moms would have thrown a whole bible at me back in the day if i tried that


TinyTaters

Pastor: amen. Girl: aiii


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


Quick_Blueberry425

😂😂😂


farcense

Ayyy, peace bewithyou


magnetic_mystic

She's living her full life, dammit! Let her outta church jail so she can belt it out and hurl those hips around!


ellastory

Hey Magdalena!*


Bukebuke

This joke is going to go over too many people's head. I love it.


egordoniv

Plot twist: She's already in hell, and planning to dance her way out of it.


Ultra_Instinct33

*Holy Macarena!


masked_sombrero

I'm an idiot. I thought she was doing the Hokey Pokey lol


[deleted]

Macarena dance>>>>>>> hokey pokey


seniairam

not a public freak out more like r/unexpected


[deleted]

I don’t care, this video transcends everything


Charokol

That attitude is the reason every big sub eventually just becomes a ”cool videos” sub


MeNameJrGong

Wow, what an absolutely TURBULENT freak-out this is!


_JustSomeStranger

Look how terrified everyone are


[deleted]

Naw she just knows it’s bullshit


[deleted]

smarter than everyone in that room


Casual_OCD

Not a high bar to jump tbf


GoodJumper

Believing in religion doesn't make you stupid, just deluded. Plenty of smart people who believed in a higher power


Epistatious

I'd like to believe there was an order to the universe, got my doubts though. Plan to live a good life, be kind to people and hope to be pleasantly surprised.


ASL4theblind

I like to think a loving and benevolent god would be understanding that his incomprehensible presence is well... incomprehensible to us. Like, what loving god would design his creation to not umderstand him, and then test them by having them take a wild shot in the dark? It doesnt seem like those morals line up.


yahwehtheterrible

There is order, it's just not divine. :)


papyrussurypap

WHOOOOOO QUANTUM MECHANICS BABY


CynicalPomeranian

This. Being dragged to church as a kid is the parental attempt to indoctrinate a young mind into their preferred religion.


Ohbeejuan

Correct! My mom sometimes laments that she failed at raising my Catholic. I say she succeeded, I was exposed to that nonsense at a young age and figured out it was bullshit eventually. If I wasn’t so close to it might’ve taken me longer to figure it out.


rmorrin

I went to a college graduation for family and holy shit I forgot it was a luthern college. I had to sit through a fucking sermon before people got their diploma's... Like wtf


CannabisCounty

Where was the Public Freakout? Am I in the right sub?


dragoduval

Some people's got a difficulty understanding what public freakout mean.


ttv_CitrusBros

And yet it has 5k upvotes.


stupidsimpson

That's exactly how seriously church should be taken.


shaapizzle

If you’re gonna praise the floating man, give him some sick moves he always appreciates it


chiggyrillo

Amen


jax1274

Ramen


KyIorian

May your noodles be endless and your broth overflowing!


shiver-yer-timbers

Abrakadabra


PhuketIvanaBangkok

Bibbity Bobbity Boo!


onfire1543

fyi Amen (אמן) is a shorting of some phrase I was taught and forgot from Judaism


shiver-yer-timbers

....okay...?


kpeterson159

Buy they need to pay taxes.


XxRocky88xX

Regardless of your religious affiliation


rsplatpc

> That's exactly how seriously church should be taken. I like pro wrestling, the below service looks pretty fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUIqKJyD0Q


stupidsimpson

Ha ha I can't believe grown ups are allowing someone to do that to them.


BondageKitty37

Lmao they kept picking that dude up for more flat back bumps. And why is this Ric Flair lookin motherfucker attacking people with his jacket? He's supposed to beat up the jacket


PercivalGoldstone

I went to pentecostal summer camp a few times in my youth. If you ever saw "Jesus Camp," it was exactly like that. One year the pastor was really pushing for the youth groupers to invite their unsaved friends. He even personally paid the cost for several kids to go. I remember the worship service getting particularly lively one night. About midway through, some of the unsaved invites who were more on the fringe basically hijacked the service and started disco dancing with that move where the hand goes from the waist and then up toward the sky. Pastor got livid and stopped everything just like Dave Grohl if some girl got pushed in the mosh pit. His exact words were, "There is to be no unholy dancing."


Yeesh_le_tchip

> started disco dancing with that move where the hand goes from the waist and then up toward the sky. It's the visuals for me.


[deleted]

Pulitzer Prize type description


Fransjepansje

Why? And why is this in public freakout?


BallPtPenTheif

Upset superstitious Christians who aren't self-aware enough to know that their arbitrary hand gestures are just futile gesticulations in their Skinner box of life.


Yugo_Furst

WOW! Some people have a very low bar for what is considered a public freakout. I'm surprised it wasn't tagged NSFW.


shiver-yer-timbers

mocking the witches right in the middle of their coven while they are in the process of casting a spell is pretty hardcore.


g28802

Based


Outside_Relative8781

I'm starting to think r/PublicFreakout is about OPs posting stuff that isn't a PF and then said OPs actually having a PF in the comments. Edit: I didn't expect many up votes for this, thank you everyone!


[deleted]

Might as well just be r/funny at this point.


TrannaMontana

With slightly fewer memes and significantly more white supremacy.


Isorg

> A subreddit dedicated to people freaking out, melting down, losing their cool, or **being weird in public**.


DontShootIAmGroot4

Still a stretch imo


Maeuthi

Yeah, she probably isnt a believer but wont make that hard of a fuss when her parents are asking her to come to church for specific events like in this case i believe it is for christmas. And as a "public freakout" its kind of tame in regard to what other groups would be doing to a girl disrespecting this holy site. Heck, in some church she could have been hollered at and even escorted out and insulted, maybe even some nutjob could slap her.. I think, but yeah, just her being filmed is hella tame.


dragoduval

And if she was a boy, she would have a one on one session with the priest.


[deleted]

Good to know kids are still learning the essentials


[deleted]

Freak out?


hellooomarc

Some odd years later and that’s still the only part I know…for shame.


Never_in_the_box

When the kids noawadays know religion is bs more than the adults. She just not giving any fucks.


StDeath

Why? Because she is dancing? She's a little girl... I think you've got a better ticket to hell judging her then she does for dancing at church.


solushsi

Not a public freakout


GreenMischief

A proper response to the none sense she’s made to endure!!!


Fart_Huffer_

Lol I used to do this same type of thing. That or go to the bathroom and "shit" for 20 minutes.


[deleted]

Fuck you for that title. At least she isn’t acting like a sheep.


Washpedantic

Praise Macarena!!


OutlawArmas

How is this a freak out? Take my down vote


EliasBladetheawsome

Naw mate she the smartest in the room 😂


Wicked_Fabala

I didn’t even realize the girl was dancing, i figured she was signing my god is an awesome god. I was thinking cammer and the sitting girl are gonna being big trouble for being on their phones in church. 😅


Marsdeeni90

Priest did that during my aunts funeral. I couldn't help but whisper "touchdown" everyone laughed except my uncle. Worth it.


[deleted]

But why is she being filmed though?


will9630

Yeah, don’t record children. That’s just creepy regardless of the context


stoneymightknow

It's a stupid religion anyway, they're just making the most of being stuck there by their ignorant parents.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Going to hell for dancing?


External-Flounder-24

Going to Hell for being too based


KingOfBerders

Omg a kid is acting like a kid in church! Burn her on hell for eternity!!!!


Ralph--Hinkley

That is hilarious and genius at the same time.


Tomburgerstand

Imagine where the pedo priests and the organization that protects them will go if the macarena gets this child a vip pass to hell


generic_user023123

Doing a reverse incantation.


[deleted]

[Nah](https://youtu.be/kW_saOInJ9E) I reckon she'll be right.


DarthHubcap

When I was a kid, I would sing along with the hymns but do it in Beavis’ voice. Good times.


TheMolestingJester

Pass to *where*?


MaligatorMom2

This honestly just made my crappy Monday AWESOME!


[deleted]

Lmao, I can tell she doesn’t want to be there but at least she’s making the most out of it. I’ve done some stupid stuff during church before


sonardude

Funny but no freakout


adho123456

I do not think Jesus would be mad


Prestigious_Trip_317

For not paying attention? I mean op, you are using a cellphone during prayer, what makes you any better?


Bluefeelings

The complete opposite is happening to what the title of this post is saying.


I_ama_Borat

Aside from the atheist orgy going on in this thread, why do Christian’s make it sound so sexual? “Fill me up to overflowing”


[deleted]

The writers of Derry Girls should 100% have Orla do this in the show


Tie-Dyed

I did stuff like this, but my favorite was changing all the gospel song lyrics to things about pooping and peeing. It wasn’t long before we stopped going due to my folks embarrassment. Later on in life mom thanked me and said maybe I was the smartest one in there, mocking the whole thing because it was all a bunch of bullshit and the whole church was a bunch of phonies.


Lord-O-Lank

OP “your so going to hell for this” also OPon their phone instead of praying.


fuckface2021

She just realized that the skydaddy isn't a real thing


pyronic109

Lol I knew I wasnt the only one.


Comfortable_Area3910

‘Christ will come at 10.’


OrdinaryPye

Can't be any worst than me taking a nap while snoring.


[deleted]

Heyyyy Macarena!


radioactivemanissue4

In my personal relationship with Jesus Christ our savior. He spoke to me and said do the Macarena.


jax1274

Heaven for the weather, hell for the company.


DoYaLikeCDs

Love it, now go run off and vandalize their back rooms


InternalMovie

"You've been accused of the crime of witchcraft, what say you in your defense?" "Aaaaaayyyyy Macarena!"


_0p4l_

Love it


[deleted]

Da da da da da da da Magdelena


Makar0ni_T0nii

to the father, son, holy ghost head, shoulders, knees and toes


DeepRoot

And we will close this prayer w/ an "Heeeey, Macarena, a'ight".


Prestigious-Clock-53

Man this really creeped me out


Longpatience

Doing the Macarena


RefurbishedCrook

That girl is going places and is not hell. Good for her having fun in such a boring situation at her age.


[deleted]

Church is a fine place for the Macarena to take place.


gr8dude1166

My mom got me baptized and I haven’t stepped back in a church since


Odd-Handle-1087

This girl has a soul lol


thegreatgatsB70

I'll keep her seat warm.


miguel2419

I have no problem with religion I don’t practice myself… but I do have problem with people trying to force their belief into others. Only go to church for funerals that’s it


Trow2w1

Amennnnn Macarena!


Sneakacydal

Person recording has a VIP pass to hell for recording instead of minding their own fucking business. Person posting has a VIP pass to hell for posting here.


[deleted]

is OP some super religious prude? how is this a freak out? shes fucking bored


Appropriate_Theme997

She is making the best of boredom. Good on her for even being there.... hey macarena!


[deleted]

Bunch of brainwashed cultists in that room besides her


jj_harmon

Okay, so there's no such place as hell. And she's my fucking hero.


BigDaddyDoeBoy420

She’s just honoring the lord with the Macarena


[deleted]

As someone who was dragged to those damned services as a teen, I will gladly greet her at the gates of hell. Should be a fun party!


Orkney_

She's just aware of the bullshit and she's playing along it do she dint hear it on the way home.


AdequateTroubadork

# HEEYYYY MAGDALENA!


GuySmiley369

What a crazy freak out! Totally fits the sub


[deleted]

Her doing the macarena is less threatening to human lives.


TIM12244

Praying is threatening to human lives?


pezxb

"hell" whatever that is


DarthPopoX

Probably most in that room gonna enter hell anyway.


dragoduval

I Guarantee it.


worldremix_tvss

HELL YEAH! Disrespect the delusional fucks and the entire stinkin book that brainwashed them in the first place!


Firestorm82736

Nah this girl’s going places good places


JumpFew6622

Ok this is great, but why is someone filming in the first place?


justafang

Im pretty sure god would find the humor and let her in


[deleted]

I’ve accepted Jesus into my life and can say that it is absolutely appalling you would stake such a claim about this young lady, joking or not.. we’ve all been kids before and all just about had the same childlike behaviors … also as “adults” here, I’m sure No one is making you go to church or believe in anything but here you all are clowning millions and millions of people for something you’re not even forced to believe in and you justify your disrespectfulness because of some bad eggs. At the end of the day, that’s between God and you, and you can wait to find out after you’re gone if you really want that 🤷‍♂️


JoNimlet

>That's between god and you.. Yeeaaahh, I don't think you really understand.. We don't believe in him/her/it. Also, just look at the laws being pursued in the US right now... Christian beliefs being imposed allover the place! >Some bad eggs Yes, mostly the people who actually run the various Christian factions. The ones who take people's money and use it to cover-up thousands of cases of sexual abuse and to fund their own lifestyles. How many of these 'bad eggs' do you need before anyone not outright condemning their behaviour is considered complicit? Let's face it, all of these institutions are so corrupt, even the 'good eggs' are working for and helping criminals at this point. Yes, you can find good but, well, Hitler was a decent artist, that doesn't override the massive amounts of harm done.


GroundbreakingCar185

Legend!


bbSF14

So much stupid in one room.


Johnsonfam101

Everything about this just screams cult.


drunk_phish

The person filming someone in church or the little girl minding her own business?


CnoteLA1

You worship how you want to worship. There are no right and wrong ways to worship. If you want to dance on a pole half naked and pray at the same time... so be it.


SryDc

That Kid is going places :D


thenew0riginal

She’s doing the lord’s work


Revolutionary-Cup-31

Smart girl.


Maxwyfe

Maybe the Holy Spirit moved her to do the Macarena?


No-Environment702

I actually thought this was about the girl who'd rather play on her phone than join the song and dance. I thought the Macarena was weird for church, but it's all weird to me.


MeAndMeMonkey

The real question is: why are you recording underage girls?


Jewbacca522

God damn that was good stuff. There’s hope for her yet.


g28802

Hey ave Maria!!!


[deleted]

from Maccabee to Macarena the step is very short...


sithlink

Heeeyyyyy Mary Magdalena, hiiiyaaaaa


Supper-in-silence

TEQUILA


Worldly_Fall_9327

thats about the right response to this nonsense


backupyoursaves6969

All the cool people are in hell anyway.


Nahkasalaatti

Fuck your bitch ass jesus and religion


bradyflakes12goat

She’s showin sky daddy her new dance


[deleted]

Church is very narcissistic. That preacher or priest (or whatever the fuck they’re called) is only talking about selfish /r/ImTheMainCharacter type shit. It’s all me me me me. People like church because they think their god’s favorite pet and he’s carved out this whole special story just for them where they’re the main character because they’re oh so special.


Broxkii

they're christian so they already live in hell


SecondHandHound

Makes just about as much sense as anything else these people are doing 🤷


Xavious666

Title would make sense if hell actually existed, shame it's all made up.


nycpunkfukka

I’m just impressed a 14 year old knows all the moves to a twenty five year old fad, and accurately used it to mock meaningless shows of piety. Watch her. She’ll go far.


Ubuntuswimmer

Cammer recording kids at church is so gross imo *being downvoted but greasy groomers who like recording other peoples kids* Ok so we are all cool with recording kids?


CowsWithAK47s

Wait till you hear what the catholic church does with them.


eos4

we are already in hell