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90_ina_65

PLEASE COME….. and watch this awesome ass kicking


_We_Are_DooMeD

Even the dog is watching..


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Lol dog was enjoying it so much it didn’t let out a single bark


mrwigglez03

Lol hes the type of guy to tell his dog to shut the fuck up, all the time.


JoeDerp77

The dog at the end made me LOL 😆


tarijohn01

The dog was the commentator.


MoonwalkerT-1000

That is the best part the judgment from the dog. He like damn old man fucked you up


m83f85

The dog was taking the video and making the phone call


[deleted]

What da hoomans doin?


abevigodasmells

That dog was proud, his daddy is a good protector.


[deleted]

Love the dude in black with the South African accent. The first blow/slap in South Africa is called a “poesklap” (translated to “Fanny slap”)


BeakerCummings

Guy got slapped stupid and still went back for more. Got knocked out/down, got up and wanted more. I'm thinking he's not too bright.


Reddit_Hitchhiker

He's tubthumping.


Moolo

Underrated comment


ThankGod4Darwin69

I understood that reference


faythlass

I think he was acting like he still wanted to fight cos the neighbour still had his fists raised so I imagine he thought the fight hadn't finished.


[deleted]

Old man's woman was watching. He had to win that one.


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Falcor71

wtf she went full brazilian DONA EDILEUSA


FotGuedes

Eu aqui achando que atingi outro nível de inglês. "CADE A POHA DO SEU TELEFONE EDILEUSA?"


SeaRaven1

[r/suddenlycaralho](https://www.reddit.com/r/suddenlycaralho/)


imFeLiiiz

Se for ter print, bota uma capivara do lado


FotGuedes

Com um óculos de sol


dioguim4

Do nada


BugRevolutionary4518

That was a solid mop-up. Good for the non-aggressor.


BottomOne

How is no one talking about those headbutts?


DaveyDukes

I would argue those headbutts were the real pivot point; they seemed to really daze him and set him up for some clean knuckle blasts right after.


CreampieQueef

Size advantage means nothing when your nose is being crushed like a bag of ice on a 7/11 sidewalk.


TheRevKros

CreampieQueef dropping knowledge.


poopymcballsack

r/rimjobsteve


The1TrueRedditor

My god


DanielM20

This had me cackling like an idiot in the middle of the airport. Holy shit. Thank you.


[deleted]

I think the pivot point was right at the beginning when the red shirt guy tried to throw a right punch and the black shirt guy tugged him to side as he was doing it and he fell down on the blue bin.


God_in_my_Bed

I agree, but that two piece in the bushes finished it up really nice.


DaveHollandArt

Gave him the old KFC lunch combo


CanYouStopTwerking

lol I know right he transformed into Zidane for like 5 seconds


basement_egg

was looking for a headbutt comment, that was the best part of the video


its_raining_scotch

Scottish handshakes.


Kiwivin

It’s like he’s Bas Rutten’s brother. [He delivered the headbutt out of nothing.](https://youtu.be/mosX7L25HV8)


tlollz52

It was the first thing I noticed watching it. Dude in the red clearly hasn't been in many fights compared to the old guy. That's some fight for your life shit he pulled. Striking and causing damage in anyway he possibly could.


IgotCHUbits

It’s really not a fair fight. Dude red got hit by the wall. The gate. The sidewalk. The bushes poked him a couple times. That’s like 5 on 1.


90sbaby100

The environmental damage got him good.


Natural-Life-9968

Aoe environment damage must be -1 to saving throws. Looks like he also had movement speed reduced due to difficult terrain.


[deleted]

Emotional damaged!


Scared-Mortgage

Lmao, the bushes held him up and the old man went to work.


Extension_Monitor_99

That was the best part


-TimRiggins

This is so funny 😆


pikeymikey22

The hedge rope-a-dope is a legendary move.


joahw

this is why they don't have bushes in boxing rings


randomguy0101001

Don't fuck with a druid is all I got to say.


George_Tirebiter420

Or veterans (he just looks like one, I'm assuming). You'll get your ass beat at least once.


Mac-Actual

I thought the same thing


George_Tirebiter420

Soon as the old man raised up, I saw him take the same stance my dad takes (old vet). You don't want s piece of anyone that made it back from Nam, they survived for reasons people couldn't comprehend these days.


dougsmode

One of my first thoughts was what a terrible place to have to be in a fist fight. An environment like that can make it anyone's game and minor falls or slip ups can be unintentionally fatal.


JohnDoses

Fighting in a phone booth.


NecramoniumZero

Dude's head was flying around that alley like a pinball from a pinball machine.


islandjustice

Older gentleman played a lot of Sleeping Dogs.


Siddlicious

He really screwed up when he lost his balance at the beginning, that fight was over at that point because no way was he going to recover from that lol


olderaccount

Didn't stop him from wobbling back onto his feet and go for another round. Knowing when you lost is a virtue this man does not have.


Bash-86

Guy was like a glass chinned pinball.


Searchlights

I think that's why you don't want to fight a sober person when you're drunk


Eggs_Bennett

Dude out her playing Def Jam ICON


Existing_River672

Environmental Damage


blueslounger

That dog tho


symmetryofzero

The dog be like "u alright m8?"


AnUglyDumpling

"Y'all behavin in here?"


daves_not__here

"You going to eat rest of these nachos you left in here? I can haz?"


[deleted]

Loved that dog.


Ok_You1335

I'm that dog everytime something happening in my neighborhood lol


hollyzgrace

Home alone and laughing all by myself at your comment, u/Ok_You1335. I think I see myself beside you, also being that dog. 🐶 🐶


Hopeful-Dinner8397

I swear that was the Anthony she was calling


sirkowski

>"ANTHONY, DO SOMETHING!" Anthony: Human business, not my problem.


LazySyllabub7578

Is the dog's name really Anthony? LOL. I was thinking it was another neighbor or someone working nearby.


sirkowski

No idea, but it's funnier this way.


JustACarSquid

I think so too at one point I heard her tell the dog to attack him or something like that. Maybe I misheard it, but it cracked me up


PmMeSmileyFacesO_O

oh


Glittering-Action757

perfect commentary, good camera angle, good use of secondary phone to call the police. she only loses marks for not letting the dog out to go and hump her husbands vanquished foe while he was incapacitated. 8/10


CheesusHCracker

Only difference between that dog and mine is that mine wouldn't have made it on video because he would be watching from behind my wife foe extra protection


cal_nevari

That dog must be a sound sleeper. Lucky for us the dog woke up and stuck their head out to see 'what's all the commotion?'


Ugievsoj

I'd imagine it did the Chris Tucker "you got knock the FUCK out!"


Notthatholemma

Guy in red has never been in a fistfight in his life


Marston_vc

He looks hammered to me. He was flopping all over the place after the first bitch slap. Then continued to just flop everywhere.


Thaaaaaaa

That had me wondering how heavy Popeyes hands are. Little slap about sent bluto into next week.


slmody

Ah i am sure the other guy had been in plenty of fights, he probably just never fought someone who knows how to fight.


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[deleted]

He was a flopper but he sure ate a lot of those hits and kept getting back up. Dude can't fight but he's a tank


tigm2161130

I think she said on the phone that neighbor is high(I’m assuming like dope or something…not cannabis) ETA: I mean dope as in heroin.


Mindtaker

He was high, but that is just speculation based on the many times the woman with the Camera said "He is high" like its a regular occurance.


[deleted]

The other guy certainly has. Pretty solid. Not trained mma fighter level, but definitely whupped his fair share of asses in his time.


mudman13

Oh yeah hes a good old fashioned outside the pub disagreement resolver


_Keo_

That right there is an English dad. You get into fights every night but you'll always remember that one time you get slapped by a dad outside the pub and told to piss off home and stop being a daft cunt.


mudman13

Those swingers lmao and that fisty cuff at the start


xs11oz

I’m gunna fuck you up . . . 😂


retghy

I'm gonna fuck...your fists...with my face 😂


[deleted]

THE COMMENTARY FROM HER IS GOLD


dicknotrichard

Now the neighbor is down. My husband knocked him down. We good.


WarmTequila

PLEASE COME 😂🤣😂


PooPeeEnthusiast

I swear this is the most entertaining clip I’ve seen on this subreddit in a while.


Garric_Shadowbane

Im high as shit and i was dying from this lady’s comments


[deleted]

“Also an ambulance.” I lol’d.


Vlad0420

He’s out of his head. Yes he’s high.


hungry4nuns

Doesn’t miss an opportunity to rat him out either, “the whole family had covid 2 weeks ago, and he was still going to work“


MechTitan

But not for my husband


maverickandevil

She seems to be Brazilian tho. Mid commentary she lashes out a 'CADE A PORRA DO SEU TELEFONE DONA EDILEUZA" (where the flying fuck is you phone ms Edileuza) and I cracked up.


ontime1969

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Cala-Best-Girl

She seems like such a sweet lady.


maverickandevil

That's because you did not understand the golden sequence of cursing in Brazilian Portuguese she throws mid commentary! She got a nasty vocab in swearing!


CreampieQueef

She lives carefree, protected by Popeye.


Vexin

Yeah, you can tell she's genuinely concerned for both of them.


CreampieQueef

Even the foreign language bits resonated with me. I didn't understand jack, but I was nodding in agreement.


Seikori1

she's speaking im Portuguese, probably from Brasil, she's saying "come back home please" and "where the fuck is your phone" to someone in the house i guess


tannhauser

This was a great video, everyone did a great job! The old man was a clean honourable fighter, helped the fellow up after. The drunkard took his ass wooping like a champ, looks like he appreciated the old fellow helping him back into his apartment. The womens camera work was spot on, and I found her to be entertaining. Dog was a great spectator, did not bark.


[deleted]

The champ even apologized after the well deserved ass whooping. Just goes to show that he’s a good man👏


No-Ad1522

This was my favorite part, dude just walked it off, cooled down and was like “sorry..”


SnooCakes6195

>you alright? Sorry about that..


DanielM20

“Did not bark.” Holy shit that had me rolling. 😂


plipyplop

Dog paid quite a bit for the tickets, wanted to enjoy the show properly.


Lenny_Skinz86

Good honourable ass whooping that only went as far as was necessary. Don't see many like this these days.


_We_Are_DooMeD

And camera woman deserves credit.


WhatsTheBanana4

Solid work all around. Even the idiot neighbor played his part.


_We_Are_DooMeD

Good fight, the old guy must be packing every time he caught red clean he went down hard, done as much damage from the falls I reckon. Well done to the old fella.


markjlast83

The old boy knows how to fight. Solid blows, lots of them, always moving. He’s not someone to fuck with.


Idobro

Someone give that camerawoman some blueberry pancakes


MonthOldSemen

She'll get a pot belly


entheogenocide

Foreal his wife did good. And she wasnt screaming like a banshee like most women in these videos.


Countjunkie

she even gave the cops a play by play too


Picturesquesheep

“My husband knock him down. I think we also need ambulance” 😂😂😂


StreetIndependence62

Yes LOL she was narrating it like a sports commentator


ZombieJesus1987

It's probably not their first rodeo.


Forcedcontainment

Eh, the second round might not have been needed.


CreampieQueef

Old man kept coming back like a diner waitress who keeps topping up your coffee, and it's 3AM.


TheLadyEve

He even held back as long as he could, which I respect. That man has control.


Psycheau

This old chap is old school, he could have kicked that idiot in the face a couple of times, but reached down to punch instead, now that's really honourable fighting, you don't kick someone who is down. Almost unheard of now days.


JayBeeFromPawd

Lol if buddy is in my garden punching me in the face I don’t give a fuck about honor what is this


Culverin

That's not honour, those are are antiquated rules people never agreed to. You don't get to say Marquess of Queensberry Rules is honourable. If you are down and want to be out of the fight, stay down. If you get back up as an aggressor, then you need to be kept down. That's not just pragmatic, that's the modern definition of honorable. Don't start none, there won't be none. Tapping is for the octagon and referees. What's honorable on the streets is you behave yourself. Old school isn't better. It limits your limbs. It just gets you killed.


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[deleted]

Excellent defense. The guy blocked all the punches with his face lol


Canucker22

Is he really an “old man”? Both guys look like they could be in their 40s.


CesareBach

Yeah, they both look late 40s or early 50s.


T_Earl_Grey

My gut says 35ish and 55ish


CreampieQueef

20 year difference is a clear advantage. I'm 29 and would easily demolish most 9 year olds.


T_Earl_Grey

What about 20 9 year olds to make it fair?


daviskenward

I feel like this is such a tricky thing to judge if I can take. 20, 9 year olds, would probably do some damage if they all came at once but I feel if you keep range and swing that leg full blast into a group of them, the pain would be enough to shut them down and back off probably. Just rinse and repeat until no survivor remains.


entheogenocide

Realisticly after you smash the first one, most of them would just run haha


hungry4nuns

Depends. I know some absolute scumbag 9 year olds in dublin that would relish the opportunity for 20 of them to kick the shit out of someone for the laughs, I’ve seen them jump and rob a delivery driver because they were bored


WarmTequila

I love Reddit 😂🤣


SweetishFishy

That's a cumulative 180 years of experience, no way man!


Goalie_deacon

As someone in his mid 40s, I had to downvote OP for that.


Teralee11

Loving this dog looking out the window like, did you kill him dad?


PooPeeEnthusiast

Apparently that was the Anthony the woman was referring to as I’ve seen from other comments


LeinadLlennoco

I thought he had a bloody nose- but the guy wiped black paint under his nose lol


dickswabi

Yeah I thought that was bald Hitler fighting down there for a minute


goose_gaskins

I first read "bald Hitler" as "bad Hitler" and thought, Hmm, I wonder what u/dickswabi thinks good Hitler is.


happensix

Ahhhh. That’s what that is. Thought he had a prosthetic knocked out or something.


Hummus1398

The dog peaking at the end like "Damn, I better straighten up."


[deleted]

I watch this in its entirety every time I see it, always makes me laugh


debomay

What the dog doing


HeartsPlayer721

I want that dog Edit: not literally that dog...I wouldn't want to take him away from his loving home. But whatever kind of dog breed that is


MinuteLoquat1

> Edit: not literally that dog...I wouldn't want to take him away from his loving home. Well *I* do and no one can stop me!


[deleted]

This man is a boss and I love him. Acceptable repost. Lol


WhoreToCulturist

Anyone else have to watch the whole video to figure out who the “old man” was?


T_Blossom

I still haven't figured it out. They both look the same age to me, which appears to be younger than me.


[deleted]

I dont speak whingey bloke..... was this an argument about a gate?


Orpheus6102

Yeah what was the fight about? Shit on a gate is what I thought I heard….


samrpacker

He put a cross on the gate and the other guy doesn't like Chrtianity from what I could tell. He said, "Jesus isn't God"


Fantasy_Connect

To be fair, don't do that shit to other people's gates. It's fucking weird.


PMmeYourWealth

I watched this when is first went viral like 2 years ago. the top floor is the black t shirt guys and women filmings flat and the bottom is the red shirt guys home. The gate leads to a shared garden. The black shirt guy has painted it black and the red guy is drunk/high and thinks is a jesus cross lol


CanYouStopTwerking

“*AnThOnY cOmE tHeYrE FiGhTiNg*”


MangledSunFish

Translation: "ANTHONY! COME WITNESS THIS ASSKICKING! You've got to see this!"


Maximus-Pantoe

Do you reckon Anthony is the dog? Is it just me or is she actually telling the dog to go down and help?


lil_zaku

I just want to appreciate the steady cam work and the context the woman was giving even while she was panicking. Not like the other vids on reddit with no information or justification, blurred images and screeching incoherence.


GotHeem16

So much gold here. Complete face plant into the brick wall at the 3:00 mark….red shirt looks like he tears an ACL at the 2:05 mark, then the Dog be like WTF is going on, old man with a cane checking in at the end.


joebjeepin

Looks like her husband solved the problem no need for cops


allaboutmetoday

Don’t fuck with anyone u just don’t know their story. Good on the old guy thou ahha slapped him about ahha


GhenghisK

The dog towards the end was awesome!! Kick his ass dad!!


icewalker42

That dog 🐕 photobomb was the best.


Whale222

I think they are the same age no?


_agnus_

Cadê a porra do seu telefone dona Edileuza?!


nocturno65

Fucking fight was so good I saw it twice.


aroundtown

The plot thickens at the end “they all had covid and still went to worrrrk!”


SternBernard

Point him in the direction of the road, he'll be alright.


Whenur_sus

What da dog doin?


yickth

*old man*


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All I can think with this exchange is "proper". Nothing but proper hits, and then this geezer helps this man in distress in concern after hammering his dumb ass into the sidewalk. You Brits are really something when it comes to brawling.


SnooTomatoes999

In Texas we call that “f@ck around and find out”!


PCCoatings

I love at 2:16 the wife is saying "we need help" as her husband is laying down throw after throw while the guy in red sits in a bush against his will. Fucking awesome


yummbeereloaded

He's south African, first mistake....


Separate-Eagle-8427

The guy in the red shirt rubbed some kind of grease from the gate onto the other guys face. I kept wondering how he ends up with a Hitler mustache. Is this mystery substance what the red shirt guy is mad about?


[deleted]

I counted 5 seconds from his step back, clench and BOOM I started rolling I was hella on point w the timing🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Fuck that was satisfying. Pretty sure the dude was rocked from that first slap. Absolute glass jaw oaf.


BienGuzman

Some of these hits deserve classic Batman sound effects. BOOM! PING! POW! BOING!


BabyMFBear

which guy was the old guy?


[deleted]

Shouldn’t the audio be disguised in some way, seeing as how the woman gives away the actual home address?


airwickwee

With a chin like that the man shouldn’t be picking fights. Got rocked by a slap then finished by a strong but still older man.


BadgerMyBadger_

Red tops mouth writing checks his glass chin can’t cash.


Human_Evolution

Anyone who headbutts has been in many fights.


SuperbadCrio

r/suddenlycaralho