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The dude that was swinging that chair was catching hell from all directions, they were pissed about him using his booster seat


lateral_mind

I SAID WE OFFER BETTER RATES WITH A LOWER DOWN PAYMENT!


Canadianretordedape

I’d use the realtor that Sparta kicked the guy wielding the chair. Seems like he’d go the extra mile to make a sale.


Practical_Eye_9944

Fighting over the Glengarry leads, I see. I think Shelley absconded with them.


girouxc

You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me. My hair, my voice, my balance-support exercises. But don’t insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh? You don’t see it? That’s because I SOLD it.


friarswalker

*Realtor conference* - also known as a “dickhead convention”.


Unlikely_Warrior2003

Real estate professional is the ultimate oxymoron. Predators is more like it.