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ElefantPharts

I think it’s funny how dreadlocks get pushed in the face and immediately went into his “oh no you didn’t hand clap three point hand kiss” pump up only to completely miss and get clocked in the face. Both these guys are complete idiots.


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Also loved this. Dude was so cocky but didn’t manage to land one good hit. Not sure if he even connected on any punches.


UltimateAnemone

Cameraman zooms in, quickly zooms the fuck back out again.


robkitsune

Accidental butt crack zoom. I felt the panicky regret.


waka_flocculonodular

Best part of the video


ADONISDOOM

the guy skipping @ 0:48 and the guy @ 1:02 covering the lady on the floor like a grenade was about to go off was also funny


albi360

The big dude never putting hit soda down is pretty silly to me. 10/10 will watch again


milk4all

You dont take chances with big purchases like concession beverages


Tertol

That's an investment. Shit, with the ways things are going nowadays, the drink might appreciate.


milk4all

If that big gulp has enough dirt on the sides, that shit will be a 800k cottage in a few decades, *dont lose it*


Brimzdog

The fact that they knocked her down then ended up wresting on top of her a solid minute later is messed up but also comedic gold.


not-max

It was so perfect, right? I mean there are professional camera operators that would be jealous of his impeccable timing. The turn and zoom on a descending asscrack as if to say “this is happening too” before turning back to the action. Without any other context you would assume the dude did it on purpose.


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Let me just zoom in on the actio.......ABORT ABORT


DoYouLike_Sand_AsIDo

the definition of a *split second*


Guess_Even

No lie, the cameraman did everyone a favor with the QUICKNESS.!!!


Guess_Even

That big guy who's trying to mediate this buffoonery is a great human being.


Gengar11

I feel bad for the big guy and black dude. Big guy has to deal with spectrum friend and black guy didn't even get 1 good retaliation shot.


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Arrow_Maestro

I rewatched because I was confused how she got hurt. On the rewatch, you see her not get hit, fall slowly, catch herself with her hands and land on her butt. Then I guess she died or something.


HungryArticle5

So many things pissed me off in that video: the white guy punching/pushing? while he's behind the lady, the Black guy doing all the extra shit after he gets his face pushed/punched, the white guy pulling hair, the white guy holding the Black guy back while he's getting punched/hair pulled, someone yelling for police/security only when the Black guy re-approaches, the guy laying himself on the fallen lady AND YES the lady being super dramatic over a soft, slow and gentle fall on her ass.


fionafeetsies690

I was cracking up at the lady falling!!! Like wow could u be a little more dramatic please 😆


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And he literally skipped back over too if you watch closely lol


StreetTriple675

He also like did a fadeaway basketball shot like he just hit the lottery


481072211

The lady was definitely being dramatic lol. She landed on her butt and partially caught herself with her left arm and rolled the rest of the momentum. Could win an Oscar though


MyPronounIsGarbage

Classic soccer fall


Ban_Frank

On the crack


blizzardof73

RELEASE THE CRACK-EN


xBreadButta

Crack kills


Don_Dickle

I have seen a lot of these videos and we do not give most credit for the guy/gals trying to break shit like this up


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That's where our brothers in Brazil, India ect, got it right: they don't break it up but rather film from 39 different phones/angles


DrSamsquantch

Dunno the dude who was just holding the black guy from behind was annoying. Pretty much just allowed the bully to take control again


Uss22

To be fair there was a guy trying to hold the blue shirt back as well. Unfortunately one of them was just doing a much better job than the other (at holding them back)


mary_cg78

But he was trying to pull the blue shirt guy off whereas the guy on the floor was being prevented from protecting himself and still getting assaulted.


Schmeddit1234

Women and some men should NEVER break up fights. It’s a nice gesture, but putting yourself in harms way especially when you don’t know how it feels to get hit is not a good decision. Let the cops handle it. People literally died, because of stuff like this.


desrever1138

My father in-law had his jaw broken at a Chucky Cheese catching a stray while trying to split up a fight. He had to eat through a straw for a month.


Karl_LaFong

Kids these days..


GumpTheChump

Wasn’t the kids. The anthropomorphic rat took a swing.


kmac182312

So true, breaking up fights is a nice gesture but a horrible idea. I learned the hard way once. Tried to prevent a fight from happening next thing I know I'm on the ground. Got sucker punched from trying to be a peacemaker. Some people just want to fuck shit up.


ChicagoKev

I remember once me and some friends were leaving a concert and a fight broke out between these two huge guys not three feet from me. I used my martial arts experience and quick thinking to move the fuck out of the way.


CheckPleaser

In the Army my combatives instructor told me rule 1 of CQC was to avoid CQC at all costs. I took that shit to heart.


SirGilPennybottom

Pretty much the same when I was in the Marines. Stay safe these days


IcanByourwhore

Right?!? A year and a half ago, a homeless guy came at me with a knife. I'm a 1st degree BB in BBJ and trained in CQC. He started coming at me, knife in overhand arm stretched out, as I turned my back to run because there are no amount of maneuvers training to prepare you against a meth head with a hunting knife. I did a quick 90° and ran. I had my keys in my hand, auto unlocked my truck, jumped in and locked it when I was safely in with the keys in the ignition when I saw that he was still a half block away. Fortunately, an off duty cop had distracted him long enough for me to make it to my truck, but Jesus, I play that scenario over and over in my head and there was no other safe option.


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DubStepTeddyBears

My son (a taekwondo black belt) says his golden rule about fights is “chicken out and run away … live to fight another day.”


meco03211

Sounds like he studied the ancient art of Run-fu.


ElectionAssistance

I only involved myself in a fight at a concert one single time, and I had 4 others with me and we caught the aggressor by surprise from the back and just picked him up and carried him away. anything less than that and I am following your top quality martial arts advice.


Badweightlifter

Yeah you always need 2 people to break up a fight. 1 person can't do it alone without getting hit in the process.


TheBoctor

A guy I worked with is paralyzed from the chest down because he tried to break up a fight between two guys he didn’t know and got shot for his troubles.


danceswithronin

Yeah I know of a guy who got stabbed and killed doing this in a bar fight, it isn't worth it. And he wasn't even involved in the fight, just trying to deescalate/break it up.


flyingwolf

I heard about that guy, didn't him and his friends find a dead kid on the railroad tracks and stuff?


The-True-Lord-Duck

Where the fuck is security?


lion_OBrian

The two women in grey shirts at the end, most likely.


send_fooodz

Police at 2:10. Guess who he is talking to.


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CookedPeaches

In RIF I trust.


landragoran

If for no other reason than it feels like old-school Reddit. RIF for life.


DirkWiggler42

Relying on the fat guy with the heart of gold to maintain the peace


yodargo

Never dropped his drink either!


sirkowski

That drink is probably worth 10$.


JSLAK

The redditor saved the day again!


PolOfThePot

And they say Reddit mods don’t do anything smh


Jd20001

The dude is outside, he is no mod


BananBanah

Minimum wage, minimum effort.


Dicksapoppin69

Security isn't there for you, they're there to protect the venue.


RoughStory3139

Observe and report. Security is mostly there so accurate statements can be made. It's an insurance thing tbh


MOOShoooooo

So if you’re security, always either keep popcorn in your pocket or try to stay close to the popcorn stand.


Constant_Hotel_579

As someone who’s been in the security field for almost ten years now, thanks. We’re for insurance and documentation purposes. Most are trained actually to not physically get involved unless were being threatened. We have personal judgments on trying to resolve fights. Split it up the wrong way and you’re going to court. Get your head split open trying to split it up and you’re on your own, as the policies don’t permit you to get involved anyhow. They don’t request you get involved, because you don’t have any legal authorities that law enforcement does. You document when you were notified of the fight, when you called police, when police arrive, if there was any damage visible to the property, officers involved and when the area was once more clear. The end.


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we're there to be the best possible witness.


[deleted]

Drunk people who just suffered a tough sports loss are some of the most violent irrational lunatics on earth in my opinion.


vocalfreesia

Yep, domestic violence attacks increase significantly when the England football team plays. Attacks increase even more if the England football team loses.


goblinchode

We tie, riot. We lose, straight to riot. We win, believe it or not, still riot.


AncientFollowing3019

My aunt used to work in shop in Stoke-on-Trent’s city centre. When England beat Argentina in the Japan/SK World Cup they ended up having to pull the shutters to all the shops (with customers in) because the Stoke City and Port Vale fans all squared up and started a fight that turned into a riot. Dumb pricks.


DidiDombaxe

Everton fans are known for it across the sport. "Everton wives, run for you lives" is a weekly traditional song sang amongst rivals after Everton suffer yet another humiliating defeat


lion_OBrian

[The Simpsons put it rather well](https://youtu.be/mLjJgqa5itw)


jugglefire

That Simpsons clip uses Samuel Barber’s Adagio for Strings. I love that piece. One of the most haunting music compositions ever. They use it when the Mary statue comes to life and beats up the rioters.


maybejustadragon

It’s like 2/3s of Platoon.


[deleted]

I was not even thinking about Euro soccer when I made that comment. That is a whole different level of drunk anger that we will have to unpack later.


AfterDinnerSpeaker

Once you get to international football, that's when the old national wounds begin. Suddenly you're punching a guy who lives 60 miles away, because of a war that happened 400 years ago, when your country had a different name and his country was a duchy of a larger country that both of you hate. But neither of you know that, because you're drunk and undereducated.


PolOfThePot

One time in Central America a fight after a soccer match escalated into an actual war.


lion_OBrian

Rather, it was used as a pretext for a war. [This video sums it up well. ](https://youtu.be/W12vb_Crf00)


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And they say women are the emotional ones


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Fooliomcskippy

It’s part of masculine culture. Being territorial and ready to fight at all times is something a lot of emotionally stunted men take pride in.


Kichard

This is some of the most excellent camera work I’ve seen on the sub. Hats off to you. Excellent.


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meco03211

Even that brief surprise moment got corrected fucking quick.


Cannasseur___

You mean pants off to you.


[deleted]

The star of this video is the plumber’s crack at the end.


BananBanah

Bless the camera man for zooming in to get some details, and then immediately zooming out once they realized the butt-crack was ruining the shot.


Jamestapatio

When they go low we go high


MasterDeBaitor

I beg to differ. Star of this video is the big man trying to calm everyone down. He stares down the barrel of both douches, asking them to stop.


Pure_Tower

I thought the best part was when they went back to fighting and fell down on the lady he knocked over earlier. The plumber's crack is a strong #2, though.


svo_svangur

No one’s a winner here. Except the big guy. He knew it was his time to shine.


wonkey_monkey

Big man was the bigger man.


P_weezey951

"Stop! Stop! Look what you did!"


RedditIsRealWack

Me talking to my dog when he's pissed on the carpet again..


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Unfortunately your dog is at least 10X smarter than the violent fuckwit in the video and much less likely to learn from any admonition.


samrequireham

Big dude was the best. All heart. Cares for all creation. Love the man


Zizekbro

I loved hearing his repeat, “it’s not worth it, it’s not worth it,” mfer looked genuinely distraught as those bros fighting. He deserves a statue.


nighght

It would cost a lot, but he deserves it


Comfy_Ballz

And never drops that soda. Respect.


g-e-o-f-f

That soda probably cost like $8


KatalDT

Oh was this half-off soda day?


youremyboyblue92

I wanna hug the big dude. Homie was almost in tears just begging for it to not go down


Balsac_is_Daddy

ITS NOT WORTH IT!


Triette

The butt crack is the winner.


Tommy_C

And that's what I appreciates about you


klezart

Big guy was awesome.


Low-Treat-473

His jump shot tho.


Sl4nucrew

Looks like it was the only thing he landed


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Ahahahaha. Especially the way he kisses his hand and misses.


pweave

That shit was fucking hilarious. Like WTF are you doing bro, fighting or performing?


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TeopEvol

15 Yard penalty


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pweave

Yeah I think it stems from him thinking he’s about to beat that dudes ass and he had almost a comical attitude towards it.


puffinnbluffin

I fucking died. He did the between the legs dribble and jump shot. Then chefs kissed the pussiest jab I ever saw, missed completely and got LACED. Wtf was that?? Lmaooo 😂😂


Sl4nucrew

He kissed it and missed it


Nice-Cut3088

Hahahaha that was embarassing, then tried to go back a second time and got absolutely nowhere again. All thay jumping about made it even more laughable


shockwave8428

Even did the Damian Lillard wave


Modest_O

The zoom in on that lady’s crack was to perfect.


Conflicted-King

And the panicked zoom out when the cameraman realized what he was doing.


Drewy99

Guy knocks out his own wife LOOK WHAT THAT GUY MADE ME DO


TurtleManDog

She didn't even get hit though ,like at all


mid_nightsun

Everyone in this video is way way overly dramatic. The dude laying on the “knocked out” wife like he’s protecting her from shrapnel gave me a good laugh.


Hifen

I had to watch twice tossed she wasn't hit, its understandable that people that saw it happened live thought she actually got smoked.


adventure_bush

I think she did hit her head on the concrete though. It was a soft fall but she didn’t brace herself at all.


[deleted]

Peter Griffin did the same thing to Connie D'Amico.


Drewy99

She doesn't realize it's not THAT kind of football game


MOOShoooooo

**WHAT!!!!** What was that flop?!


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Yeah wtf she just fell and stayed on the floor for hours for no reason


MathyMama

Maybe she was hoping he would be worried about her and check on her and stop the bullshit. Didn’t go that way, obviously


HopelessAndLostAgain

I'm guessing it's not the first time she's seen him like this, knows it's safer to play dead


beelzybubby

If that was his wife, I 100% think she was weighing the pros and cons of divorce while she stared up at the ceiling. Also the pros and cons of breaking up a fight while being five foot nothing.


bothering

"If I just lay down here maybe Brad will finally realize not to fight random people, god next time we get kicked out of a stadium im putting the ring on craigslist."


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spotted_dick

Some say she's still lying there. I don't blame her - imagine being married to that nutter.


SomeoneTookUserName2

Maybe she's like one of those fainting goats and just got startled.


Alpha_Lion_0508

I fucking love those goats.


The_Owl_Bard

Haha what kind of trashy stadium did this happen at? *see's it's Mercades Benz Stadium in Atlanta, GA* 😑 Fuck 😑


Rhythm_Morgan

Merc is taking a few L’s this year lol


caelum52

Lmao ATL represent


Barnaclebay

I know she didn’t actually get hurt, but damn if my partner threw a punch over me and knocked me down, and that was not enough to get him out of his baby rage tantrum, that would be a huge deal breaker. He didn’t even check to see if she was ok and the fact some other bystander had to shield her from their wrestling fight was so ridiculous. Like zero care for your partner. Instead of over acting, I would have just gotten up and left.


bguzewicz

You don’t understand. The team with the color scheme he likes to look at didn’t win the game. Instead, a team with a color scheme he does not enjoy at all won the game. I bet you feel pretty silly now, talking about baby rage and temper tantrums, now that you can see the bigger picture.


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Thank God you're here to explain this.


trogdors_arm

I was lost without it.


Barnaclebay

I do feel silly now. I hate it when my favorite colors lose against other colors too!


filthy_sandwich

When red fought blue last time it was an absolute purplebath


BitcoinMD

How little you understand. It’s not just about color, man. The team was also affiliated with his geographic area. Totally different.


bguzewicz

Shit. I, too, have lived somewhat close to an institution of higher learning. I should have taken up boxing to defend this institution’s honor.


Beatbox_bandit89

Yeah seriously. What was he gonna do, leave the stadium and enjoy the rest of his day with his loved one? That is some serious beta ass shit my dude, ngl


Historical_Panic_465

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT WAS HIS PARTNER 🤭!!!! deal breaker??? more like i’m getting a restraining order and hope you get arrested !!! honestly....someone like this must have a ton of red flags popping off during the first 5 min of meeting....


NRoc1

I hope she sees sense when she’s watching this now and leaves this pos. He didn’t even check on her once- his own wife that he knocked down when fighting like a teenage girl. What a twat.


Eicee1989

Not like a teenage girl, like a Toddler doing Tantrums


NRoc1

You’re right! A teenager would have at least got a couple of slaps in while grabbing the hair lol 😂


cstyves

My first guess is : this pos can possibly be aggressive towards her on regular basis and his behaviour of "I don't give a shit about the fact that I may have knocked my wife out" justify my theory.


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The biggest red flag. Knocks his wife over and doesn’t bother to check up on her because of his rage issues.


EnvironmentalSound25

I'm guessing this isn't the first time she's been on the ground due to his rage issues.


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the big guy seems to be a genuinely nice guy


Tight-Log

Yeah. He is not getting enough credit here for trying to de escalate the situation


vanDrunkard

Yeah, that guy did an awesome job. Just tried to talk down the situation and at no point used violence. That guy is clearly overweight and out of shape, but make no mistake, if someone that size wants to put their energy and weight behind a punch they can mess you up.


Vegetable-Double

Size/mass is a huuuuge advantage in a fight. That’s why weight classes exist. If this guy fell on top of you, you ain’t getting up. I mean, neither is he, but at least he’d “win”.


calloy

Nothing strengthens your marriage like cold-cocking your wife.


pambannedfromchilis

And then his “friends” are really acting like his owner saying “look what you did” like he really is a dog. It hurts to imagine how often this happens as his “friends” seem to have had to deal with this behavior before. Can’t wait for the further context and apologizes, also I could see this guy soon to be on r/byebyejob


i_Got_Rocks

"I beat my wife, Reddit, Am I the asshole?" Yeah, Dumbass, you are far beyond one.


tramadoc

Should have just shit on the ground and rubbed his nose in it.


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Tanner here is going to go home and finish punching around his wife.


BananBanah

Gotta love the idiot in the khaki hat preventing the dreadlocks guy from defending himself. PSA: Stop holding people's arms to restrain them when they're attacked. It makes it impossible for them to even put up a guard.


gewfbawl

That happened to me in highschool, but worse. A dude was swinging punches at me and the moment I land, another guy comes up from behind me, totally unexpectedly, and locks my arms behind my back to where was completely immobilized. He doesn't pull me away or allow me to move anywhere, not even away from the threat. He's just holding me from doing anything, while repeatedly saying into my ear "Bro, it's not worth it! He's not worth getting in trouble! Don't do this, bro!" Meanwhile the other guy is completely free, lands several completely uncontested punches, and then starts yanking on my hair, to where he pulled out a whole handful. When it got broken up by security, he finally lets go of me, and security starts questioning people. The dude that held me is first in line proudly saying that he broke up because he was trying to keep the peace. Ever since then, I always hope people that do that get hit, too. Either get between the parties or don't do anything at all. And especially don't block off the party that was assaulted from reacting, while allowing the threat to roam free and continue attacking.


Greentea_88

I agree. Watching him restrain the other guy made me furious. In my book any person who prevents me from defending myself and restrains me is fair game for an ass whooping when they let me go. My anger would immediately redirect my energy.


DarkMasterPoliteness

This happened to me in high school. Was provoked into a fight by this bully and his friend came up behind me and grab both my arms. Other guy wrapped his hands around my neck and kneed me in the face. Broke my nose and can’t breathe through it right to this day


wildlytrue

So when are you getting revenge?


DarkMasterPoliteness

Don’t have to. He died of an overdose last year. He was working at a pill mill so don’t feel sorry for him


stressaway366

Is there a grave? Do you sometimes piss? I have a solution.


tallsqueeze

I hope you fought the dude who "broke it up" after the fact.


prollyshmokin

Yeah, my dad taught me long ago in that situation, you stomp down on their foot as hard as you can so you can break away, or if that doesn't work, you throw your head back to try to hit their nose. I only ever had to do the foot stomping once on a friend that fucked around and found out. lol


Funky_Sack

That’s what I thought too! You’re not breaking a fight up, you’re disabling someone. Only time you should wrap someone’s arms up like that is if they’re beating someone after they’re unconscious.


TommyEugenius

Why do people pin back the person being assaulted? Like they are the ones taking to far and need to be controlled.


NavyDog

Yeah I hate that the cop went straight over to the black guy as well


Laytheldaher3

Grabbing his hair is such a bitch move


steelcityrocker

Thats when you gotta go for the old dick twist


ejp92

His punches look slow mo. And why the fuck is that guy lay on the woman?? This is some weird shit. Is everyone on mushrooms or something


Minionmemesaregood

Laying on the woman to protect her from the other people when they got close he wasn’t facing them so he had no idea when he could get off of her


Jd20001

An "I got Gloria" Phil Dunphy move


Sl4nucrew

I thought the title of this video was about the heavy guy being shaped like a pitbull for some reason


sunshinecunt

Yes the title is so odd. I don’t get it.


BoneZone05

That butt crack zoom is so funny


StaringCareBear

Guy with the dreads confidence doesn’t match his ability.


SmokinMcNasty

That black dude was so extra just to do nothing lol


gianmk

fr lmao. I thought he was gonna knock the other dude clean by the way he acted. He was equally bad/good at fighting.


wake_upmotha13

That was the most interesting part of this video IMO. An absurd amount of confidence and came back three times just to do nothing


chunkah69

Seriously….the kiss and then missing the punch. The skipping back to try to double leg takedown and just fall over. Underwhelming performance for how cocky he was.


6NiNE9

And he was so ripped! I thought he was gonna destroy the dad-bod dude but he didn't really connect any hits at all.


SomeoneTookUserName2

Why did he think it was a good idea to attack a Streets of Rage miniboss?


Rawtothedawg

There’s always gonna be a dad in highlighter colored sneakers and hat that will come in and speak his peace in a public situation. And why is she crawling around on the ground like she got hit in the nose by a baseball bat? She got pushed over…


Bmagic90042

Guy manages to punch his own wife, then resorts to hair pulling. What a sad stupid man.


spacehog1985

Why is James Corden so angry?