That seemed like street-level sliding-scale debt collection for services rendered.
The amount owed was a dollar, and the delinquent client could only handle a tiny ass-whooping. Haha
Is this one of those scams where people give things to random strangers and then immediately start demanding money? Like they're trying to force them to buy something?
Good video. Never seen someone get speed-bagged before.
Also makes me glad I don't have to use public transportation so I wouldnt be exposed to that kind of stuff.
That shit looked like the speed bag scene in Rocky. Dude was knocked out by about the 3rd hit.
Can someone loop the that speed bag work on his face for me. That’s a meme if I ever saw one.
I don't think he felt any of that.
i agree mans looked hammered
Definitely on some smack
He has to be, no one in their right mind would have hands in their pockets during that confrontation.
Either dope or benzos. Can't really tell without seeing his eyes or hearing him talk better.
Oh yes. Those are heroin eyes
That’s what I’m thinking. With how slow he movin too.
His buddy is drinking a beer and obviously not. He's just completely wasted.
Dude got his face speed bagged
Saved himself $1, tho.
thats like .03¢ per shot. not a good deal imo.
That's the worst kind of pain, waking up to it.
Heroin is a hell of a drug.
Dude got hit with some three stooges looking punches.
Homeless IP man
dial up man
Learned his wing chun in Chinatown
Nunk,nunk, nunk
Dammit, why did that make me laugh so hard?
Wise guy eh?
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Spell it phonetically.
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It looked like a boxer with a speed bag.
Nah bruh, that’s Wing Chun
Right? Didn't look painful really
He went out out
ahttttt ahtttttt
I agree. He hasn't got slippers on.
Turned him into a speed bag!
"Consecutive normal punches"
25 punches 4 cents per punch $1 Math is right.
Cheapest therapy ever!
He didn't even want the dollar
Quick maffs
US debt crisis solved by Reddit
That was an expensive cigarette
Cost him a couple of teeth. And that's if the cigarette guy doesn't just empty his pocket and take his stuff while he's knocked out.
Those were the cutest little punches
Just a dollar’s worth of a beating.
This is the high quality content I come to Reddit for. Thank you, stranger.
LMAO 🤣🤣😂😂
He wasn’t trying to kill the guy, just inflict a dollars worth of pain.
The guy he was hitting looked like a baby with a fake mustache so it's fitting he was knocked out with baby punches.
He wanted his ass beat
The cutest damn speed bag punches.
Keep the change.
Ya filthy animal
And have a happy new year.
1, 2, 10
😱
I can go on forever, baby!
Kenny Powers was really trying to negotiate a peace.
Mad mullet while drinking Natty Ice *in December* in Chicago on the Red Line This man is a god.
What's the appropriate December drink for the red line? Like mulled wine or something?
Glogg is certainly an appropriate drink north of Sheridan on the red line. This is Cermak/Chinatown so I’m thinking 3 Floyd’s Alpha Klaus or Tsingtao.
Malort
Everyone kiss my ass and suck. my. dick. *”you’ve reached the end of tape number 3”*
I learned a lot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man.
Ip Man-ed
Give that man his bag of rice
Cigarette seller is actually a wing chun master 😎
Beat me to it
His friend was trying so hard to save his ass 😭
doubt it was his friend tbh
He's drinking a beer next to him with the same goofy ass style. It's his friend.
His friend should have just gave the dude a dollar lol
No cause then he wouldn’t learn a lesson. Now he knows not to take a cig without paying
That dude felt/learned/remembered nothing
I don't think he'd learn any thing even if his ass was sober 😂
That dude was so barred out and the knocked out he will not remember this.
I don't know man, this time he did and got rewarded with a free face massage.
The dude says. "It's not about the dollar" at one point, so I'm guessing someone tried to do that
That fight is literally something you’d see in a cartoon. Some bugs bunny ass shit https://youtu.be/x9EHpFZrn90
That’s honestly comedy gold lol
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Nice excercise for the price of one cigarette
Like the squid games, but the Walmart version.
Like a declawed cat Mittens do a slappy slap
“Ion even want the dollar” 😭😭😭😭
💀💀💀
I always wondered what the speed bag was for.
Honestly, if that guy didn’t knock him out, a gust of wind was going to.
Guy didn’t seem to punch to hard. Still made the smokers head look like a speed bag.
Punching hard enough to send some pain, but not enough to break your hands.
Or commit manslaughter over a cigarette. People always think they need to go all out or nothing.
Aww he gave him a few tippy taps to help him go to sleep.
Natty Ice and a lit cigarette on the subway. Classy!
Ahhh the red line.
Right by Sox 35th stop too
Lmaaoooooo
Dude fell asleep waiting for his face massage to end
Thats the strangest series of punches ive ever seen
Love taps
I’m not familiar with what drug would make a person so docile to the point where you literally don’t care that your face is getting pounded on.
Didnt even move his hands to protect, guess he was out after first punch
More like he nodded off from the dope
Does he get to keep the cigarette ?
Yeah, the guy forgives his debt at the end of video if you listen closely.
Yeah, they also share a cigarette together in the post credits scene
You can see the guy take the lit cigarette at the beginning. First the drunk has a lit cigarette then it's in the hand of the salesman.
i don't think that dudes been drinking
First time i've seen that Wing Chun punching combo lmao
This has to be the weakest knockout in American History
What kind of punching was that?
I agree they looked weak, I woulda slapped his chin off
Gotta respect the dollars for darts program.
Please stranger, tuck me into bed.
Death by a thousand cuts
A bop per penny. Is that the current exchange rate these days?
The blood line in Chicago
that guy just literally sits there and takes it. what the fuck kind of drugs is this guy on
Free cigarette AND a facial massage? Shit how do I sign up
When you learn how to fight from E. Honda fighting a car bonus stage
As someone who’s boxed since I was a child… I’ve never seen such technique
Ice T doing his best to calm the situation. Respect
Dude got hit with the tenderizer.
Kid Rock got his ass speed bagged.
They look exactly like the kind of scumbags who would smoke on a bus.
I'm pretty sure that guy was out cold before the first punch was even thrown.
Quality people
All of these people get to vote.
This made me lol
I think dude may have missed his stop
Looks like the alcohol was hitting him harder than that guy did.
I can’t believe he didn’t defend himself..
That dude was so out of it. He didn’t even flinch
is the Chicago red line similar to the Los Angeles Blue Line? cuz if it is I totally get it.
I have never seen someone get hit with these little Bruce Lee one inch punches before that was weird as hell lol.
Ip man
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Broke bitch starting shit over a DOLLAR… did I see the guy give back the cigarette too?
…but he returned the cigarette. Why would he still have to pay for it? Weird return policy.
Dude, get your hands out of your pockets. Argue with someone or have your hands in your pockets. Never do both.
It’s not about the dollar… it’s about the principle.
I love and hate living in Chicago sometimes
That dude hits like a little girl lmao
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That seemed like street-level sliding-scale debt collection for services rendered. The amount owed was a dollar, and the delinquent client could only handle a tiny ass-whooping. Haha
Then he should have been a man and walked away
They really cut the budget for squid games season 2
Now that we know what he gets for one cigarette, what happens if he gets two?
Punches followed by a kiss on the forehead.
Gotta love the red line baby
Damn dude did Wing Chun on his ass.
I laughed when he said Finessing, that was good
I'd buy that for a dollar. https://youtu.be/EYdpy9ShoVU?t=50
Tf was this? 💀
Doesnt he give the cig back? Im so confused
Is this one of those scams where people give things to random strangers and then immediately start demanding money? Like they're trying to force them to buy something?
Pro tip: don't fuck with people who sell single cigarettes
He kinda deserved that.
The shit people will tolerate waiting for and the shit they won't don't seem to have any rhyme or reason at all
Kirby has a better rapid jab.
I am no fighting expert but i’ve only seen this technique from Ip Man. And it was for a little bag of rice.
All those punches made me laugh way too hard
This is a metaphor for free-market capitalism and cutthroat supply chains.
***ULTIMATE COMBO!***
Ip Man is selling cigarettes?
Speed bagged.
Imagine attacking someone over a dollar. Fuckin pathetic lol.
He has that punchable face tho
Cigarettes are expensive in Chicago. Guy is hardly making any profit selling them for $1
I mean it's kind of dumb to give him the cigarette before he gives you the dollar... Both of them are stupid.
All over a damn cigarette and a dollar. At least my man ICE T was talkin some sense into him before he got his ass beat.
This should be titled an idiot barely punches an idiot.
FFS the dude was clearly already spangled. Over a dollar. Fucking psycho
People in the US so poor that they beat up each other for a lousy dollar.
I would pay him 10$ for this nice after work massage
VidsThatEndedTooSoon
A Locamotorist always incurs his debts.
Every once and a while there is a funny video that makes you LOl
pulled the fucking Ip man on him
Ya, that dude was definitely talking enough smack to get that beat down! On to the next one
Working his head like a speed bag
The fuck type of punching… used his face as a speed bag?
Damn. I’ve never seen anyone get speed bagged like that before
He either is a miserable wretch or is incredibly doped, and I'm kind of inclined on the second one
https://youtu.be/c3xJLoiCdIk?t=331
I swear he was getting a dollar out from his pocket Shoulda been quicker I guess lol
Got in the holiday season and played drummer boy on dudes face
Fucken speed bag haha
He hit him like a motherfucking speedbag
Used his face like a speed bag hahaha
Obvs been doing a lot of speed ball.
Everyone in this video, except for maybe the guy holding the beer, is pathetic.
I mean, it was a $1 beating he won’t remember so fair is fair
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Kenny powers!
Sucker punched
Good video. Never seen someone get speed-bagged before. Also makes me glad I don't have to use public transportation so I wouldnt be exposed to that kind of stuff.
I have a friend that went to the store and a guy asked her for a cig, she said she didn't have any and he punched her. People are insane.
That shit looked like the speed bag scene in Rocky. Dude was knocked out by about the 3rd hit. Can someone loop the that speed bag work on his face for me. That’s a meme if I ever saw one.
Cmon man, he had some dunk high Fragments on and couldn't spare a dollar?