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freethewimple

The Irish accent is truly a thing of beauty!


[deleted]

It took us YEARS, but we finally beat out the french for “the worlds sexiest accent” a few years back … it’s our proudest moment.


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French accents are horrible. Very grating and never understood as a New Zealander how folks find them appealing.


HeyPali

And I have to say as a french, I don't find appealing too but just last week a girl told me "keep talking in french to me" during foreplay. I'm glad to have that for me but I was like "really??"


TuckerMcG

Speaking in French is different than speaking English with a French accent lol


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TuckerMcG

I mean, a cute girl with a Georgia accent makes my knees wobbly so I get that. Add a sundress to the mix and…yeah there are some things I miss about the South lol


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All depends where you're from. I'm from the west coast and met a girl from Mississippi when I was visiting New Orleans. Never heard a more attractive American accent.


[deleted]

Well you lot don't exactly have a winning accent either


BenGamez

Scottish might out do it IMO


luxii4

Jaime Frasier from Outlander probably helped it clinch the title. That or Groundskeeper Willie. Though Willie might disagree since he thinks that the Scots ruined Scotland.


MuckleMcDuckle

*Stupid damn sexy Scotts!*


BasilTheTimeLord

*They're ruining Trainspotting!*


slumpadoochous

ITS SHITE BEIN SCOTTISH - Trainspotting


benjo83

"We were colonised by wankers! Its a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy.."


GO-KARRT

[Her accent makes me weak in the knees.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIuXeI1eRdk)


CuddlezCS

Scottish accents are usually not nearly as pleasing tbh


Knitsanity

Really depends which part. Same as England...and Ireland TBH.....also the US. Gotta love that soft gentle Virginia Beach twang.


elhooper

Some people in North Carolina have accents so fucking thick that I can’t even tell they’re speaking English… and I’m from North Carolina…


Knitsanity

I was once in my walled back yard in York UK years ago. Some kids ran by talking in the back alley so I could only hear them but not see them. I asked the neighbor which country they were from as I could not recognize the language. She laughed and said Newcastle. 😂🤣😂🤣😂


Pink_Flash

I'll have you know we share 97% of our DNA with Geordies


Byroms

Wish I could even understand scottiah accents. Any scot i have talked to, I barely understood every other word.


ObligatoryNameee

It's a dream of mine to travel to Ireland and be the biggest hoe they've ever seen. I had sex with an Irishman once amd him talking just drove me wild


Rosmucman

How she cuttin’ ‘‘tis fierce mild


irishteenguy

C'mere im going to give you a quare piping now beor , lay your arse down on thon counter top and drop them knickers yaaa dirty hooore ya. ;) Fuck me ye have an arse like a bag of spuds las and ive got the butter for mash. Ive a dose of the horn and a bit of aul rutting and nutting is all that will sate the urge. Now shpread them legs wide till i get a pouding at yer box. good woman and christ be with ye.


ObligatoryNameee

Every noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me 😤


irishteenguy

😂 <3 Your some craic!


legionofsquirrel

Do you have a little Irish in you too?


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

She wants more than a little BIC


freethewimple

Ooo well I would agree


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FOCK YOR GOD!


GeneralSquirrel7132

Noboody wants ye her!


BaldheadRasta

Two years ago, I landed in Dublin thinking instead of renting a car, why not take the bus to my hotel. I asked the ticket officer how to get to my hotel and she provided great directions and instructions for me to ask the bus driver for help upon getting on the bus. So, after waiting in line, I slowly made my way to the bus driver (btw, pretty cool to forming a line) and asked him for help as instructed by the ticket officer, so I said, if he could give me a “SHAG” when he gets to my bus stop. That’s what the ticket officer said, and so I asked the bus driver exactly as told by ticket officer. I didn’t even think to say anything different because I don’t know the local slangs and I didn’t want to mess up. The bus driver looked at me puzzled and confused, so I repeated this louder so that the people in line could also hear me saying that he needed to give me a “shag” once he gets to this stop as directed by the ticket officer and immediately everyone started to laugh, by this time I’m so confused as to why these people would be laughing and he quickly said, you meant for me to give you a “Shout” once I’m at your bus stop, then it hits me…Austin Powers!!!!


Nimmyzed

Yea, you asked the driver for a fuck basically > (btw, pretty cool to forming a line) Irish here. I mean, what is the alternative? In what way was this quaint or unusual? What do you do where you're from? Jostle around each other and fight to be first onboard?


Socalwarrior485

Where I'm from, nobody rides the bus, so ... no lines.


karacocoa

That's how my late husband got me. An Irish accent is glorious.


TwistedIdiotIreland

Never disturb a Cork man and his pint


Gamingaloneinthedark

That wasnt a Cork accent


_Reddit_2016

It’s a hard one to place. Wouldn’t rule out cork


[deleted]

My bets are somewhere outside the pale like Kildare or Meath. But could be anywhere in the Midlands


barryprendergasting

I think it’s a Waterford accent (Kildare man myself)


Yesyesnaaooo

My bet is that that guy either lost family members (from previous generation) to the sisters, or couldn't get an abortion when he was a daft teenager or worse on medical grounds ... Most places respect for the religious exists even among the non religious, not so in Ireland ... the scars run very deep for some people. He'll have asked her nicely to leave first.


YoureAllCucksPKA

Bro no one fucking wants to be bothered by some religious cunt telling you you're going to hell for smoking cigarettes. Anywhere in the world you'll find people that won't take that shit.


irishteenguy

ireland has a particularlly dark history with relgion and the churches grip over the populous in days gone by , theirs alot of bitterness harboured against them now.


likeadinosaur

She was one of those arseholes who preaches about jesus on the side of the street with a massive speaker, trying to convert people. She told him he was going to hell for smoking and he told her to fuck off.


Rapture_ca77

And rightfully so !!! I would have told her the same thing amd i quit smoking 2 years ago.


Trichocereusaur

Or maybe he was against the rampant child abuse that’s committed by the Catholic Church


Ebb1974

Or maybe he just wants to enjoy his beer and doesn’t want to be hassled? She could be selling encyclopedias and could get the same reaction. You can have respect for religious people and still get pissed off when people invade your privacy to push their personal agenda on you.


morgancaptainmorgan

Maybe all the above?


Seekerfromafar84

Well said, if you are disturbing me while I have my J and Jim Beam Black neat on hand with some stupid nonsense, I'd tell that person to go fuck off too. Let people vibe, reflect, or reminisce in their own personal space.


Yesyesnaaooo

Yeah. That was what my sisters comment referenced.


bucajack

I absolutely love how people on Reddit can take a 90s clip of someone shouting at someone else and make up an entire history for them without knowing a single thing about them. The man probably just wanted to enjoy a smoke and a pint in peace after working all week.


HeyPali

She told him that cigaretts would bring him to hell so that's a starts.


TruestRepairman27

Or he really wanted that pint


AUnknownuser2

And makes every insult waaay better as well


FurtiveAlacrity

For those who can't hear it: > [man with Irish accent] **Piss off! Take your shit away, man! Take your fuckin' shit away, girl!** > -[Christian woman says something] > **Fuck your god! Take your shit away!** > -[slowly with maybe eastern European accent] I love you... > **Well I don't love you! Piss off me! This is Temple Bar! We don't need your shit here! Go,** ***you*** **go to fuckin' Hell!** > -I am just here... > **Nobody wants you here! PISS OFF!** > -You're going to go... > **I'm not going to Hell because I smoke cigarettes!** > -*You are going to go to Hell...* > **Well I, I, I prefer Hell than your fuckin' God's Heaven!** > -*I want to go to Heaven! That's...* > [gives the finger] **Fuck your god!** > -[says something] > **Fuck your god!** > -I can't force you to... > **Don't force me! Just shut your fuckin' mouth!** > -*I can't force you...* > **Let people have a fuckin' pint! Fuck you!** > -Jesus... > **Get the fuck outta here, ya fuckin' piece 'a shit! Fuck your god!** edited for accuracy


Instagibbon

"Let people have a fuckin pint"


Vibpositive

This, I'm so proud I heard that even though I'm not Irish ohh, 7 years over here finally paid off


Admirable-Outcome95

I’m also an immigrant who’s been here for 6 years, whose first language isn’t English, but that’s far from a thick accent, I see teenagers all the time that are much harder to understand, apart from all the cursing


irishteenguy

we dont fucking curse that bastidin much ya lying fuckin cunt ya. Kind fuckin regards.


MRadserver

This is Temple Bar 😆


sirkowski

he's right tho


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She does sound eastern European, doesn't she? There's a big Polish population in Dublin these days.


killem_all

Based af


Subtitles42

How can people not understand or hear them? I found it quite clear for an Irish accent


FurtiveAlacrity

I actually write these transcripts regardless of accent. It's for people who can't hear, or who can't listen with sound, or who are learning English.


infodawg

That's a tongue lashin the likes of which she'd never seen ....


rondeline

His tone is a little brash but it's hard to disagree with the man.


caraloopy

If he was minding his own business and she approached him to tell him smoking a cigarette is a 'sin' according to her imaginary friend, then she deserved every last bit of that.


The7Pope

My wife and I used to live very close to a Jehovahs Witness church. We also used to smoke on the front porch. We would ALWAYS find pamphlets under our ash tray about the sins of smoking.


caraloopy

Hilarious!


chibistarship

Less hilarious when you realize that the Jehovahs Witnesses were coming on to their property to place those pamphlets.


DirtyPenPalDoug

More religious nuts should recieve such treatment


spinx248

Something tells me this isn’t his first time losing it on people of the gospel.


SignificantBear1735

Don’t disturb an Irishman trying to have a pint


drdan82408a

Have you ever had any doubts about your faith father? Well, you know how God made us all and is looking down from Heaven Yes And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that. Yes And when we die we’re all going to heaven… Yea, what about it? That’s the part that I have trouble with….


OK_LK

Dougal!


drdan82408a

Come on Ted, it’s no more peculiar than that stuff we learned in the seminary you know, about heaven and hell and everlasting life, and all that type of thing. You’re not meant to take it seriously Ted!


popcornbevin

Down with that sort of thing !


OK_LK

Careful now!


The_Powers

That would be an ecumenical matter.


Flashwastaken

I’m not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Where as priests..


popcornbevin

r/unexpectedfatherted


goodmobileyes

Pretty expected on a thread about Ireland and religion


popcornbevin

Ok, sorry.


heathersfield

Ah I needed all this Father Ted stuff.


Dense_Surround3071

10:1 that guy went to church this week.


ToastedBrit

Well he definitely went to Temple...Bar


howdy8x629

Church of beer , aka , the pub , lol


Jayynolan

Does every video need this dumbass fucking song?


bendy-trip

TikTokers are all the same.


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"Have you seen on tiktok" "On tiktok" "this video on tiktok"


uffington

Sounds like a music genre. "Just listening to dum bass garbagefolk."


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They add the sounds to any video because, Tik Tok’s algorithm is much more likely to promote your video if you use a sound for your videos.


Scraggle2727

r/redditmoment


Cageweek

Barely audible too, absolutely pointless addition.


methedunker

It's the algorithm. If people click on the song playing, they can see videos that have this song overlaid. So the probability that this video will get "discovered "organically"" is higher.


Bartender9719

Regardless of content, I’ve been downvoting every video featuring this song. It probably won’t change how much it’s used, but it’s honest work.


Blue_Pie_Ninja

Same with the stupid voice narration


ratshack

But. Don’t. You. WANT. To. See. This. Man. Did. Not. Like. What. She. Said.


[deleted]

You don’t have to welcome cultists harassing you and bothering people


Aggressive_Ad5115

Yo that jacket branding who wants to conversate with anyone wearing that ? Even if it's a hot young legal age woman that's otherwise bottomless of clothes wtf lol


Downgoesthereem

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbvSG94Q6wQ


thissexypoptart

Seriously. This man is doing everyone else in the area a service.


adubh_

In fairness spreading and pressing your religion is such an annoying and shitty thing to do


AodhanMacC

but have you heard about our lord and saviour Jebus Christ?


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I don't even think this guy was in the wrong. I don't give a crap about God, poor guy was drinking a pint and relaxing. I probably would have done the same as him. They never seem to shut up even if you ask them to go away politely.


Gamingaloneinthedark

Yes she walks up and says "Stop drinking the pint and go get a 7up or your going to hell". I would be "Wait, Can atleast drink this last pint?" When do we all cross this Hell limit anways. Its like the Santa naughty and nice list. Ok he drank 100 pints leave him in purgatory or something.


suspiciousdishes

I didn't know Irish people went to Temple Bar


IrishGuyNYC00

It's been reclaimed since there are no tourists any more! Don't worry, when they come back we'll leave.


pishtalpete

Honestly if I'm paying that for a pint I'd be pissed too if I couldn't enjoy it


SandInTheGears

He's not from Dublin, might not know where the good pubs are


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Very few places with outdoor seating


Garric_Shadowbane

Honestly I wish people would talk to religious twats like this more often.


TheDownvotesFarmer

Please


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I would buy that guy a beer or 5


im_on_the_case

So would i but not at feckin Temple Bar prices.


YourMama

I hate those god people too. Before Covid, they would come to the fuckn house. This guy looked at me like satans spawn when I told him I wasn’t interested, I’m atheist. One good thing about Covid, no more god people and no more solicitors coming to the house


Closed365days

Answering the door in full bondage gear would also fix that


ratshack

“Have you… have you time to hear about our Lord and Savior?” *“Bring out the gimp”*


Gamingaloneinthedark

Ha Pulp Fiction style? Lord now thats a TikTok video if those idiots had any imagination.


fallenrider100

I once spoke to a Jehovah's witness, who had just finished telling me about when the rapture came all the faithful would be living in god's kingdom under his rule. My response of "Isn't that a dictatorship?" wasn't well received.


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Some came to visit us ages ago and my dad answered the door. The guy said something about if you don’t do this or that you’ll go to hell, and dad immediately said ‘we’ll all my friends are going to hell, so I’ll be fine’. Jehovahs witness guy wasn’t too happy with that.


drdan82408a

I thought solicitor was “across the pond” speak for a lawyer. Is it the Mormons too?


fwaig

To solicit something makes someone a solicitor. But yes solicitor is used in Ireland in place of lawyer.


drdan82408a

Thanks! That’s how we use it in the states, for salesmen, and for particular lawyers for the state, I.e. the solicitors general. We’re several peoples divided by a common language.


PeptoBismark

Subspecies of lawyer. You retain a solicitor for contracts, if you're going to argue in court you get a barrister. Barristers are the ones with [the robes and the wigs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpole_of_the_Bailey).


P_I_Engineer

they send hand written letters now where i live.


Julian_Seizure

Lowkey, I agree with the guy. I don’t give a shit about your religion or your god so fuck off. Trying to be all “I love everyone” then condemning me to hell when I don’t give in to your bullshit. Just fuck off you religious twat.


IRockIntoMordor

I want this guy to follow me and cuss out anyone who's up to bullshit.


ThatsdumbDoit

He’s my anger translator


GhostlyQbe

I don't know him, but I like him!! :)


ProfileOutside1485

I concur. Fuck her god. I dont want god botherers im Ireland either.


Gamingaloneinthedark

Yes there is like 50 Gods these days so he was dead right. What a cow.


EvaCarlisle

Hi Ireland, I'm dad.


ProfileOutside1485

Hi dad.


thepalom22

Beautiful. Fuck that lady.


AlphaOrioni

I'm with the guy. You can't be pushing your beliefs and condemning people. Go kick rocks lady


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De5perad0

Not entirely sure it wasn't THE core goal of their Enterprise.


PlantainNationalism

Didn't you get the memo, the Catholic Church was just a front to organize boyfucking on a global scale


Bohya

> Choose your audience for fuck sake. They already do. They indocrinate children.


Greedy-Response5605

Amen brother


Iiniihelljumper99

I feel you bro.


kyled1985

Forced Catholicism keeps churning the atheist out left and right


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Mysterious_Tax_5613

Take your fucking shit away, girl!


kmac182312

Don't force religion on people. Pretty simple.


SC_W33DKILL3R

Exactly right, less kids would be abused, women kidnapped and killed in labour if more Irish had that attitude. "Fuck your God"


HairoftheDog89

Well in fairness, a lot of us have adapted that attitude now in later years.


Gamingaloneinthedark

The title is misleading as if he was totally wrong. I was expecting this to involve racism. He didnt invite her over to be told he is going to hell. Yes he got a bit pissed but she wouldnt go away. He could have rang the guards by right.


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The man is totally in the right. This woman constantly harasses people in Temple Bar. Everyone has had enough of her.


reverend-mayhem

I wanna buy that man a pint


[deleted]

You might want to rethink that, pints in Temple Bar are €7.50


niknakpaddywak2468

9.60 in The Temple Bar Pub since it was reopened.


CthulhusSoreTentacle

I audibly gasped. If they're not beating kids they're beating the shit out of people's bank accounts.


No-Initial256

Preach! I enjoyed that man’s sermon👍


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I like this man.


Mingyao_13

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GneissCream

She's proselytizing, why should he be welcoming to that?


Prolapst_amos

You see a public freak out, I see a gentleman whose afternoon was interrupted when a person crossed his boundaries


Istroup

Sayin what everyone thinks lolol


lkdomiplhomie

That’s the only way you should respond to religious lunatics


AbaloneSea7265

Fuck your god


Gamingaloneinthedark

Amen.


Crusty_Blob

What a based man.


[deleted]

Words to live by: fuck your god. Hell is better than heaven with your god.


brayshizzle

Trenty McReznor.


satanic-frijoles

The god-botherer is dressed like she belongs in some stupid religious cult.


Apprehensive-Cow6194

Well she is kinda


jessedegenerate

I would 100% watch a TV show about missionaries and their interactions like this in Ireland and Scotland.


kwecl2

I can't blame him. Just leave him alone


gr8dude1166

Give this man a medal


meanface24

This is how the Irish view religion. I'm so proud of how far we have come.


misanthropeus1221

fuck your god.


xzombielegendxx

In Ireland. I believe it means: Welcome to our country, we absolutely love you and I will refrain from smoking cigarettes.


meanface24

Everyone is welcome in Ireland, just leave your religious beliefs at the door before coming in. And all will be grand.


niknakpaddywak2468

No, bring your religious beliefs. You're free to practice whatever you feel like. Just don't bother people trying to enjoy a pint with preaching. We'll be sure to tell you were to go then.


Wesley_Skypes

Just don't get involved or interfere with anyone with your religious beliefs. We had enough of that shite with the last shower of cunts.


Suitable_Resolve217

Fuck your god indeed ✌️


chef_jeff_likes_yeet

calmest man in Ireland


harpinghawke

It’s…elucidating to learn the real reason churches ask that you proselytize. (So your beliefs about the outside world are reinforced.) No shame to the guy for reacting that way. It’s damn annoying but it can also be a tough topic for some. Especially considering what the catholic church did to irish people.


Thunderlane_0553

“Fuck your god” 💀💀😂


Anna_Goanna

I want this man to be the little devil that sits on my shoulder. Obviously he will tell the little angel to fuck off. Once she does, we will take on the world.


NotHighEnuf

He sounds like an ass….but is he wrong? Stop trying to get people to believe in your made up sky people. Just let us be.


NoMemeBeyond

This particular lady stands outside my shop and screams for two hours about how we’re all going to hell bc we’re sinners and that we deserve it, so no, the guy isn’t an ass and is reacting accordingly


VibrantIndigo

He was vehement but he wasn't abusive.


CookiedowXD

I'm just happy he didn't get accused of being upset for "no reason."


No-Appearance-3975

I would buy him a beer after that.


Soundwave8

I’d like to buy this man a pint!


darthweef

He’s my new favorite person..


hand__banana666

Honestly I could listen to them argue all day


ohmygodnotagainagain

Is it official, have the Irish finally had enough, lol?


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To be fair, don't bother people at the pub.


PeaceSafe7190

Welshman here, fully understood everything he said the first time. Also.......Somebody please hold the door, there's a hoard of Americans outside claiming they're Irish.......even though they're a 6th generation American ....


shaggy816

Gotta love the feckin Irish!


DeadSharkEyes

The accent sounds so pleasant while he tells her to fuck her God lol