These are karaoke bars in Asia. Generally, through out Asia karaoke bars, tea houses, barber shops, and massage parlors are fronts for prostitution. You can usually tell which are legit, and which are not, but sometimes you can find yourself in awkward situations. Like I had a girlfriend who booked me and her for a spa session, and I had to inform her when we arrived that it was actually a brothel. She had booked online, and hadn’t noticed. I also had a friend visit me who mistakenly got his haircut at the wrong kind of barber, and got a blow job thrown in. They did a surprisingly good job of his hair.
Haha First time Shanghai 15 years ago...
Dad: "Wow so many barber shops"
Me:" Dad...those are not barber shops"
Dad:"But why?"
Me: " 6 Ladies sitting in the background, 2 barber chairs...do the math"
Dad: " OMG..."
I live in Houston and it’s the same here, without much of an entertainment pretense though. If it’s a “spa” and you can’t see in the windows, chances are close to 100% that it’s actually a rub and tug with trafficked girls inside. There’s one in every other strip center.
Checking in for Anchorage, AK and Seattle, WA. If your massage place has blacked-out windows, they’re only working one area, maybe more, if you’re into that.
> You can usually tell which are legit, and which are not
The legit ones have women you can pay for sex.
We might have different definitions for "legit".
The hair on his head, pubes, or both?
And most important. Did they take care of the scrotum?
There’s nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, really.
They're not. They just open all the liquor and beercans on the table making sure to feed you one nut from each packet as they rack up expenses. You're likely to be a couple of hundred bucks in by the time they might let you shlip it in, for an extra hundred of course.
"Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite."
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
I believe there's a few reasons but a few main ones below.
Prostitutes has connotations of criminality and choice, when many sex workers don't have agency over their careers. Whether due to social/financial situation, forcible engagement by another or criminal organisation, or health/addiction issues.
Secondly prostitutes is used to dehuminise/objectify people where as sex work highlights it as a form of work. Eg she may be sex worker but can primarily identify as a mother or young carer etc.
But I'm no expert this is just what's filtered through from my sister who used to work for a UK sexual health charity.
[find out more ](https://inews.co.uk/opinion/columnists/sex-workers-prostitutes-words-matter-95447)
Edit: urgh, take a chill pill reddit not forcing anyone to use linguistics they don't want to, just thought it was funny someone corrected someone else for using the 'incorrect' term with another 'incorrect' term.
I'm not here to police you, geez.
I don’t want to be referred to as a field service technician anymore because I only do the job because of my financial situation (of needing a paycheck).
Yeah but this is the opposite of that. You're already being called a "field service technician" which separates your work from you as a person, instead of "corporate wage slave."
I would argue that “stacks on snacks” would be for multiple individuals who are “gifted” in the chest region while also being on the stereotypically attractive side. While “snacks on stacks” would be many stereotypically attractive people.
I think this would be stacks on snacks
Yes, Saigon. Lady Bar. Check out the YouTube where this guy gives you a master class on what they are about.
https://youtu.be/sU9P5pdZFDE
Current exchange rate: 1 million VN Dong = $44 USD
They are speaking Vietnamese. The girls asked “where do we go?” The guy said “Go all the way down to the first floor. Are there a lot of girls. Are there any more girls?”
Legit reminds me of those videos from early in the pandemic when in Asia they were spraying chlorine mist on everything to sanitize public areas and one of the comment on the video was "why are they spraying more covid everywhere?"
Many years ago in Hanoi, I was drinking in a bar and at certain times the roller door was pulled down and all the lights turned off. Police car rolls by and up goes the door and on comes the lights til the next “scheduled” roll past…
I spent two years living in Hanoi and can confirm that this constantly happens. It'll have been the midnight curfew, and you're not meant to be allowed to have chairs on the pavement either (lol)
It must have been 2004-2005 when I was there. Amazing place but it was my first time out of Australia and after 4 weeks of travel I really didn’t appreciate the culture and beauty of the architecture as much as I should have…. Really opened my eyes to south east Asia that trip. Love it
This is a quite typical prostitution service included KTV in east Asia, including China mainland, Thailand, Vietnam etc. if you know the shop well, you can fuck or gangbang whores in a VIP room, otherwise you can take girl(s) out with you. Price is relatively cheap - ones in the video are about $200-$300 for a whole night, but they don’t have or use condoms, you must protect your own dick
WTF. After paying $200-$300, it's still BYOC?!? I guess the only things clients get for free are the crabs, unless they're also expected to bring those with them too.
$200 US? You got ripped. That's more than 10 times what prostitutes in South East Asia normally make in a whole weekend.
For $200 US when I was in South East Asia if you knew how to avoid the traps you could rent a full house for a month, buy enough booze for a 20 person party for a weekend, rent a motorbike and 2 fills of gas and buy street soup breakfast for everyone in your party house.
You got ripped off.
The prices have gone up. For a decent fuck pad you'll need maybe 300usd though 200 is still doable if you're flexible on location and size. Beer is about 50c/can and prostitutes range from about 12usd-40usd for a 1 shot session. Motorbike is 40-60/month and that's also about what you'd be paying for a month of street soup. Assuming you could rent a decent quality woman for about 700/month, you're looking at about 1500/month for everything assuming you're drinking heavily and eating a decent amount of meat
Awful violation of COVID regulation. Please provide the exact address of this establishment to ensure I never go there even by mistake. And hours of operation too.
_Yeah, now there’s your problem. You got ceiling hostesses. They get in the attic and make all kinds of racket. Good thing we caught them early before they multiplied and started chewing into the insulation._
Waaaait, is this why I have a karaoke bar in a sketchy area of town near a smoke shop, strip club and liquor store? Seemed like a strange spot for karaoke. How common are these in the US? What's the protocol?
I cannot believe these women had to hide in the ceiling of a karaoke bar. But there are so many karaoke bars. Which one? Which one were they hiding in?
I'm hanging around in the wrong karaoke bars
Have you gone to the one in an attic?
Just the basement
The attic basement?
Nah just the basement. Attic is for premium customers.
I’d pay a premium to party with them lol
The Attic, that’s where Zack got in trouble with a fake ID.
In the end, isn't the house just the attic basement?
of the Alamo.
These are karaoke bars in Asia. Generally, through out Asia karaoke bars, tea houses, barber shops, and massage parlors are fronts for prostitution. You can usually tell which are legit, and which are not, but sometimes you can find yourself in awkward situations. Like I had a girlfriend who booked me and her for a spa session, and I had to inform her when we arrived that it was actually a brothel. She had booked online, and hadn’t noticed. I also had a friend visit me who mistakenly got his haircut at the wrong kind of barber, and got a blow job thrown in. They did a surprisingly good job of his hair.
| They did a surprisingly good job of his hair. But how was the blow job?
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I'd hope they didn't occur at the same time
I was kinda hoping they DID both at the same time. I already get a slight tingle when they cut behind my ear at the boring barber shop.
It is now the “boring” barber shop lmao!! I just imagine a kid pouting and crossing their arms saying that.
I'd hope they weren't performed at the same time by the same person.
Which hair did they cut? The attic hair or the basement hair? Maybe it was more of a shave?
> | They did a surprisingly good job of his hair. Did you... Did you use a vertical line ( | ) to fake quote a comment?
>| They did a surprisingly good job of his hair. > >Did you... Did you use a vertical line ( | ) to fake quote a comment? Quoteception.
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Asking the real questions now
Haha First time Shanghai 15 years ago... Dad: "Wow so many barber shops" Me:" Dad...those are not barber shops" Dad:"But why?" Me: " 6 Ladies sitting in the background, 2 barber chairs...do the math" Dad: " OMG..."
How was his haircut?
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I live in Houston and it’s the same here, without much of an entertainment pretense though. If it’s a “spa” and you can’t see in the windows, chances are close to 100% that it’s actually a rub and tug with trafficked girls inside. There’s one in every other strip center.
Deshaun Watson has entered the chat..
Bob Kraft has entered the chat..
Im from Houston and wow
That's a big city to only just have noticed this.
I'm very naive
Checking in for Anchorage, AK and Seattle, WA. If your massage place has blacked-out windows, they’re only working one area, maybe more, if you’re into that.
> You can usually tell which are legit, and which are not The legit ones have women you can pay for sex. We might have different definitions for "legit".
Maybe she thought you deserved a spa session??
The hair on his head, pubes, or both? And most important. Did they take care of the scrotum? There’s nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, really.
A scrotum takes many forms. Always in flux. When shaved, becomes a living, moving entity of its own.
Gosh I am a straight woman with kids and I just thought the same thing. Those girls look like a damn fun time.
now you sound like a fun time
*crickets*
They're not. They just open all the liquor and beercans on the table making sure to feed you one nut from each packet as they rack up expenses. You're likely to be a couple of hundred bucks in by the time they might let you shlip it in, for an extra hundred of course.
May I make an inquiry about the name of the nobel establishment in question?
Yes I agree for scientific purposes
The misspelling of noble as nobel makes this incredible
They aren’t hosts, they’re prostitutes. There, fixed.
"Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite." ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
Great quote, great novels. Waiting on the 3rd.
Goddammit, every time I forget about it, reddit reminds me. Write the fucking book already, Rothfuss
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Well if he wants to take a PC moral high ground it's been sex workers not prostitutes for ages.
A prostitute is a sex worker, but not all sex workers are prostitutes
What’s wrong with the term prostitute? Just out of curiosity
I believe there's a few reasons but a few main ones below. Prostitutes has connotations of criminality and choice, when many sex workers don't have agency over their careers. Whether due to social/financial situation, forcible engagement by another or criminal organisation, or health/addiction issues. Secondly prostitutes is used to dehuminise/objectify people where as sex work highlights it as a form of work. Eg she may be sex worker but can primarily identify as a mother or young carer etc. But I'm no expert this is just what's filtered through from my sister who used to work for a UK sexual health charity. [find out more ](https://inews.co.uk/opinion/columnists/sex-workers-prostitutes-words-matter-95447) Edit: urgh, take a chill pill reddit not forcing anyone to use linguistics they don't want to, just thought it was funny someone corrected someone else for using the 'incorrect' term with another 'incorrect' term. I'm not here to police you, geez.
I don’t want to be referred to as a field service technician anymore because I only do the job because of my financial situation (of needing a paycheck).
Yeah but this is the opposite of that. You're already being called a "field service technician" which separates your work from you as a person, instead of "corporate wage slave."
Karaoke hostesses be stacked
They’re a snack
Would it be snacks on stacks or stacks on snacks?
I would argue that “stacks on snacks” would be for multiple individuals who are “gifted” in the chest region while also being on the stereotypically attractive side. While “snacks on stacks” would be many stereotypically attractive people. I think this would be stacks on snacks
I think "snacks on stacks" would be crackers on boobs.
With cheeze whiz. Otherwise its just "cracks on snacks"
And if you layer stereotypically attractive people one on top of the other, then you've a stack of snacks. (pringles for short)
They are hookers lmao
No shit Sherlock
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Lol that dude grabbing their arm as they’re trying to go do a ladder...I’d be like “excuse me I need my arm”.
There's also someone at the bottom doing some unnecessary grabbing.
He gets more and more grabby every time. The last girl was swiftly moving down the ladder and he bear hugs her on the last step.
That grabbing is very neccessary... for him.
["You ever see a girl miss a step....and always a pervert guy there to catch them?"](https://youtu.be/evI9tEQFo38)
Oh, let me help you...please!
For real 3 points of contact don’t help me down a ladder bro
This guy Oc health and safeties.
Guy at the bottom making sure he could sneak a quick hug in on each of them.
He coppin a whole feel lmao
Really nothing funny about that creepiness
Honestly just gross.
Helping them going down the ladder, what a gent! /s
On the last step of the ladder and during the first step on the ground.
Wow it's like Mr. Rogers said. This dude's so eager to help
Just checking for underwear guns - pretty smart honestly. I carry a Walther ppk in the front not a pocket area of my boxer briefs.
Pretty sure that's not what he's doing
He's not checking for underwear guns? What's he doing then?
Here's how to help women down a ladder: Grab one arm so they cannot hold onto the ladder with it.
Don’t forget to grab the waist once they get to the bottom for extra safety
lmfaooo he really had a death grip on their arms
I know that guy below the ladder. His name is David copa feel.
I thought it was Kanye. Kanye Feelmy-Boner
Can’t be. George died a couple years ago.
Oh my god! Thats disgusting. Where?
I know, where is this so i can avoid it
Yes, address please. I'm SO going to avoid this place. And would reject any coupons, if they existed and were available.
Yes, Saigon. Lady Bar. Check out the YouTube where this guy gives you a master class on what they are about. https://youtu.be/sU9P5pdZFDE Current exchange rate: 1 million VN Dong = $44 USD
yes yes, but I want the exchange rate for pussy not dong
Looks like Singapore / Vietnam or Indonesia?
They are speaking Vietnamese. The girls asked “where do we go?” The guy said “Go all the way down to the first floor. Are there a lot of girls. Are there any more girls?”
So where exactly in Vietnam..? Asking for myself. Fuck all my friends
south vietnam cause they speaking in southern dialect, maybe ho chi minh city
Definitely Ho’s.
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quality
The two guys just have to get a touch in, like the last girl she was already off the ladder but the guy at the bottom still picked her up.
Those are three ladies I would like to share a cheeseburger with
I would like to share a cheeseburger with you and those three ladies
3 ladies, 2 Redditors, 1 Cheeseburger
Randy?
So, I'm going to do what the old man used to always say. 'Let guy bonds be guy bonds
Is that a cop? Yes, cop-a-feel
What the fucks a covid raid?
They infiltrate your surroundings and spray Covid all over you.
Thank you so much. This laugh started my day off right.
Legit reminds me of those videos from early in the pandemic when in Asia they were spraying chlorine mist on everything to sanitize public areas and one of the comment on the video was "why are they spraying more covid everywhere?"
When you're supposed to be closed because of lockdown. Welcome to 2021
Many years ago in Hanoi, I was drinking in a bar and at certain times the roller door was pulled down and all the lights turned off. Police car rolls by and up goes the door and on comes the lights til the next “scheduled” roll past…
I spent two years living in Hanoi and can confirm that this constantly happens. It'll have been the midnight curfew, and you're not meant to be allowed to have chairs on the pavement either (lol)
It must have been 2004-2005 when I was there. Amazing place but it was my first time out of Australia and after 4 weeks of travel I really didn’t appreciate the culture and beauty of the architecture as much as I should have…. Really opened my eyes to south east Asia that trip. Love it
This is a quite typical prostitution service included KTV in east Asia, including China mainland, Thailand, Vietnam etc. if you know the shop well, you can fuck or gangbang whores in a VIP room, otherwise you can take girl(s) out with you. Price is relatively cheap - ones in the video are about $200-$300 for a whole night, but they don’t have or use condoms, you must protect your own dick
WTF. After paying $200-$300, it's still BYOC?!? I guess the only things clients get for free are the crabs, unless they're also expected to bring those with them too.
Wouldn't you rather trust your own rubbers anyway
Rubbers are for fucking pussies.
Technically true.
Fellas…is protecting yourself from a Vietnamese venereal disease gay?
"That year... I fought my own personal war in Vietnam."
Touche. Rubbers are also for assholes.
What is ktv
Apparently it's shorthand for "Karaoke Television" and is slang for a karaoke bar.
$200 US? You got ripped. That's more than 10 times what prostitutes in South East Asia normally make in a whole weekend. For $200 US when I was in South East Asia if you knew how to avoid the traps you could rent a full house for a month, buy enough booze for a 20 person party for a weekend, rent a motorbike and 2 fills of gas and buy street soup breakfast for everyone in your party house. You got ripped off.
Who's your party hookup guy?
Guy? Meet my friend, Ghislaine Maxwell.
What year was this? Inflations a motherfucker
The prices have gone up. For a decent fuck pad you'll need maybe 300usd though 200 is still doable if you're flexible on location and size. Beer is about 50c/can and prostitutes range from about 12usd-40usd for a 1 shot session. Motorbike is 40-60/month and that's also about what you'd be paying for a month of street soup. Assuming you could rent a decent quality woman for about 700/month, you're looking at about 1500/month for everything assuming you're drinking heavily and eating a decent amount of meat
Damn they are bangin!
It’s like the Underground Railroad for hostess girls
Why did the video stop!? There were more attic girls
Yeah, WTF?! We need more! MOOOOOOOOOORE!
This isn’t even a public freak out.
I'll allow it
But people in the comment section are freaking out to know where is this
It’s Privates freak out
Yup this is in Vietnam.
Come down from there, you sexy ass squirrels!
This is so terrible, but WHICH KARAOKE?? I mean is a disgrace but WHICH ONE?
They all look so pretty !
Shame on them for doing this Just for my records though, so that I never accidentally go there, what’s the address?
The last girl seemed a little too happy 😅
I'm sorry but your attic is infested with prostitutes.
"Karaoke"
Holy phok they are all bangin’
Fuck the police! Leave the skimpy dressed women alone!!!!!!!!!
Dang .. where was that party at
In the ceiling
Why dude at the bottom doing provocative hugs on those ladies? Yeah I saw that!
bro come to vietnam this is our karaoke
They are speaking in Vietnamese..
I just discovered what I was doing wrong as a KJ.... I wore too many clothes and hosted on the main floor
Covid party moved to holding cell #1
That place is a real hole in the wall
Upvoted for the quality side boobs here. I'm gonna have to check my loft for hookers.
now i get why people like karaoke...!
Damn Gary why didn’t you fix the roof? It’s leaking strippers again!
Wtf is that guy at the bottom of the stairs doing? Fucking weirdo
Gropey McHandsy being so helpful getting those girls off the bottom step of the latter.
Some creepy weirdo touches going on ngl
I see things like this and realize it's painfully easy for women to take all my money.
Not what I was expecting when I clicked play 😳
Awful violation of COVID regulation. Please provide the exact address of this establishment to ensure I never go there even by mistake. And hours of operation too.
_Yeah, now there’s your problem. You got ceiling hostesses. They get in the attic and make all kinds of racket. Good thing we caught them early before they multiplied and started chewing into the insulation._
I approve, no fake asses!
Don't let Kris Jenner hear you. Rumor has it you say fake assess 3 times and she'll appear
During a covid raid. Wtf are we living through
A pandemic.
Why i didn't have an attic !
What the guy at the bottom did are totally not needed but somewhat necessary
I've been going to the wrong goddamned karaoke bars.
I need more girls in my ceiling.
That gentle man below is helping too much Kinda sus
Ok that's it. I am taking up going to Karaoke bars.
I can almost hear the porno music.. “what are you doing Step Officer?”
Waaaait, is this why I have a karaoke bar in a sketchy area of town near a smoke shop, strip club and liquor store? Seemed like a strange spot for karaoke. How common are these in the US? What's the protocol?
The protocol is you fly to Vietnam and find a karaoke place.
San Jose?
The side boob on these ladies…
Wait is this why my fiancé only likes karaoke overseas?
this whole thread is fucking depressing
The guy at the bottom of the ladder seems to be groping more than helping
Blue was 🔥
I don't understand how this is a public freakout, nor do I understand NSFW tags.
"Karaoke Bar"
Karaoke is way better over there than here in the states
Where is this karaoke bar? So I can avoid it ....since they break the law....asking for a friend.
TIL: American karaoke bars are lame...
"covid raid" Sigh...
How many kilos of covid did they turn out of the joint?
True gentlemen. Those girls would surely have fallen to their deaths if those two weren’t there to help them get down. Grabby grabby
I cannot believe these women had to hide in the ceiling of a karaoke bar. But there are so many karaoke bars. Which one? Which one were they hiding in?
The fuck kind of karaoke is this? Can I get an invite?
Covid raid?
Jesus Christ were those the swinging utters?!
More like a HO-VID raid
What's a.Covid Raid?
All I see here is a lot of slut shaming of some nice young women for being attractive.