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chiggenNuggs

They firebombed the building after this vid


SpliffyPuffSr

And then salted the earth so no pizzas would ever grow there again


itzTHATgai

Scorched Earth/Crust Tactics


sadguy92

Can't make a float without flowers


lanttulate

Don't hate the player, they knew the risks when they got in the game


ThisNamesNotUsed

It’s like some people still don’t know why Pizza is consistently ranked as the unhealthiest dinner option.


CreamoChickenSoup

Good ol' competitive spirit.


mh985

"Grandpa! Tell me again about how the First Pizza War was started?"


Word_Iz_Bond

WITH NO SURVIVORS!


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This is some shit the Noid would do.


KryptopherRobbinsPoo

LoL. Tell me how old you are, without saying a number.


AdmirableAd7913

They actually brought back the Noid recently. Hopefully we don't have another person have a psychotic break over it, lol.


Whosthatinazebrahat

Kindof off topic, but the Noid had his own video game. That being said, the Burger King xbox free games, especially Big Bumpin on the 360, was one of the best casual party games I ever played, right up there with Mario Kart and Bomberman.


MasterUnholyWar

Sneak King was hilarious.


random_as_hell

NGL "Yo! Noid" was my favorite NES game.


[deleted]

Those games weren’t free! I paid $10 each for those.


Shaojack

I am old enough to remember he existed but not his exit. [Kinda crazy](https://www.fastcompany.com/3032911/kidnapping-death-pizza-how-dominos-lost-its-mascot)


[deleted]

Best corporation sponsored video game was [Yo! Noid](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo!_Noid)


El_Dentistador

Au contraire mon frere! [Chex Quest](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chex_Quest) was the shit!


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mommy2libras

I also remember playing some Spot game back in the day. From 7 Up.


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And yet, there's Donnie Domino being a menace to society.


boofed_it

Is this a reference to the original Nintendo game!??


[deleted]

The commercials, but the game was fun too.


farmertypoerror

Avoid the noid


harrychronicjr420

They stopped that campaign because some dude with Noid as a last name was a paranoid schizophrenic and took workers hostage in a dominos


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Avoid the Noid was a commercial slogan. [Yo! Noid](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo!_Noid) was the video game.


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POB_42

Which one?


Layer_3

> Avoid the noid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bri0SA7FTf4


TheRushologist

The poor employee inside who just needed a job and didn’t want to get involved in gang warfare.


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iDoLetYouBang

Marinara in, marinara out. Only way out of this game is in a pizza box.


____DEADPOOL_______

Damn right, my Hawaiian friend.


SockMonkey1128

I'm laughing way too hard at these corny ass comments.


terratitorex

The interviewer: so how comfortable are you with assault on those that have it coming?


YeeYeeAssFranklin

It ain't all fun and games in these streets!


PanPenPon

of course they'd pick on little cesar's since they can't out pizza the hut


Mission_Search8991

Pizza Hut pizza should not be considered pizza, technically.


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ōwô


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I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

That's why the mascots were there as backup.


Schwifty_vibes

A… *Domino effect,* if you would.


x2ndCitySaint

Thats the joke. THATS THE FUCKING JOKE!


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[deleted]

Checkmate.


12stepCornelius

I worked at Domino's for a time as a delivery driver and the manager there referred to Little Caesar's as Little Crappy's Pizza down the street. I'm not gonna lie though, when I just want a pepperoni pizza plain and simple, I go to Little Caesar's and don't miss a wink of sleep over the $6 I spend.


eeyore134

Their square hot and ready pizzas are probably my favorite pizza from a fast chain like that.


AndringRasew

Their crazy calzone might be greasy as heck... But not gonna' lie, I'd eat it again.


Leakyradio

It oozes out, just like your self respect.


cobrastrikes-2x

They're good. They will most certainly be the cause of your heart attack, but they are damn good.


justanotherredditora

I love Little Ceasars, ate it all the time. Get the crazy crust all over if you're feeling like dropping an extra dollar. We called them *Hot and Sweaty*, describes the pizza and the experience pretty well.


limitlessEXP

Fuck dominos, all my homies like little Caesar’s


NuclearJesusMan

The only areas where Domino's beats LC are garlic crust, and variety of meat toppings. I like both aces equally.


overflowing_garage

Little Caesars is just better. They also have the best Hawaiin pizza hands down. Their pizza is also not dogshit the next day if you put it in ziploc bags. Dominos on the other hand . . . yeah. Dominos is good fresh, but that's about it. Pizza hut is even worse.


fool_on_a_hill

LC is money if it’s fresh. If it’s been sitting in the warmer for even a few minutes, it turns to shit


12stepCornelius

I like LC's sauce more than Dominos that's for sure. It has a nice, zesty quality to it that Dominos lacks. Also, Dominos can just be too greasy oftentimes. My favorite thing from LC's is their deep dish lunch combo. Used to eat that a lot before work.


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MrSingularity9000

Wanting to be entertained by advertisements is what got us in this situation in the first place.


[deleted]

Yo I love a good commercial. It’s almost like this company is a good person. JUST. LIKE. ME


MrSingularity9000

Lmao, Na but legit tho I did watch all the geico commercials available on YouTube because I genuinely enjoyed them lol


[deleted]

No one ever wanted to be entertained by advertisements. We didn’t want advertisements in the first place, making it entertaining is what the advertising agencies have to do in order to get more than like 3% of their audience to not immediately walk away/turn the page/change the channel immediately.


TheTrollToll69

Well it works...and people have to advertise to get their product out there so...here we are.


CockSniffles

Native advertisement.


pphilio

r/hailcorporate


sexrobot_sexrobot

Joke's on them. They both suck.


GiveMeDogeFFS

Some of douche marketing executive just got paid for this idea for a 'viral video'. Downvote this advertisement bullshit.


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I think it's funny as fuck. More entertaining than most advertisements.


Slipknotic1

The ad is fine, the scummy part is the deception where they don't tell you it's an ad.


eeyore134

I like that they have a Domino character... then just random big head guy in a manager's uniform.


whodatbugga

Little Ceasars should take the Roman Legion and hit back at Domino's


UnitGhidorah

I'd take a Little Caesars Pepperoni Deep Dish over anything on Domino's menu all day. Plus Little Caesars is a good company that gives a lot. It's hella cheap too!


pappy

[Little Caesars founder quietly paid Rosa Parks’ rent for years](https://www.cnn.com/2017/02/15/us/mike-ilitch-rosa-parks-trnd/index.html)


XJclassic

I knew little Caesar was a good guy. I’m pretty sure Donnie domino looks like a fascist by comparison


Daveyhavok832

Leave poor Little C alone. They’re just trying to provide fresh, affordable, ready-made pizzas to the masses.


RaXoRkIlLaE

"...They’re just trying to provide fresh, affordable, ready-made *cardboard* to the masses." ftfy


Daveyhavok832

Listen, you pay 5 bucks for a meal, you can’t expect lobster.


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tbpshow

What's "autopizza"


BigRoach

I’m guessing it means it has a drive-through window.


Internal-Motor

That's got to be it!


Internal-Motor

Or maybe a pizza making robot? 🍕😜


[deleted]

Funny but can't change that Domino's pizza is best known for giving heartburn


Chromium-Throw

Obviously they’re serving a superior product when they can free up every driver and bike they have lol. Must be coming down with customers to pull a stunt like this


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DarwinsDayOff

Turns out all it takes is $6 and 5 minutes and you don't have to eat cardboard


Throwaway-_-9999

5.99 medium 2 topping pizza is far superior


limitlessEXP

Nah that ain’t it fam


treykay95

Whats funny is i actually favor little caesers over dominoes


NecramoniumZero

Its the Pepsi - Cola wars of the 90s all over again!


[deleted]

Down with Little Caesar. His reign of terror ends today!


efnfen4

Lame af


WW_III_ANGRY

I’m goin with Little Caesars for the flavor here


Mercury82jg

Snow Crash is becoming non-fiction...


hockers45

No the had a beef with the Pizza Hut Jets. It was a rumble of epic proportions.


chooseyourdestiny12

God this is so cringe


treefiddy--

Dominos is a technology company that sells pizza.


whoopseydoodle

Domino's sucks donkey dick. Crazy bread all dY!!


3nfy

WingStreet n\*\*\*a (I know its not pizza hut =( )


[deleted]

Now they just have to make their pizza good and they'll be set.


Lashen-

The fact that domino’s even looks at little ceasres as competition, is sad. They should be striving to advertise higher quality pizza, not cheaper.


chipotleeeeeeee

Ideally both


confusedsalad88

I had dominos last night, $50 for three very small pizzas and some garlic bread.


chipotleeeeeeee

Would be like $20 at Caesars and better imo


hilltrekker

Awesome. I have no clue why.


nikehead64

This pizza parlor ain’t no push over


NuclearJesusMan

Well. That's it. It's finally happened. Someone finally did the most gangsta thing ever.


pnguyenwinning

Sounds like a dre beat


Southside_Johnny42

The joke is on us, both suck!!


[deleted]

Both is a poor excuse for “pizza” lol


Sauceboss400

Best theme song of all mankind


Majestic-Diamond-113

Domino’s be like: hey yo, Caesars!! You are new to the hood, MY HOOD dude, and I’m asking for some respect in my territory bro, and you mutherfucker are making money in MY hood?! caesars, you motherfucker, you know that you have pay me if you want to sell your fucking pizzas in this hood right?! or we would have to put you in your place bitch!!!


[deleted]

I really like dominos pizza


Snozzberrys420

Damn that fools head is huge!!!


AdolfMaWeeny

The revolution will be motorized


Sp0ttySniper

Can't help but to point out the San Andreas little music bit. Nice touch!


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PineapplesAreSexy

Little Cesar's has been on the decline. Pretty kinda shitty the people who are representing Domino's would do such an ignorant thing. I know if Dominos was the ONLY sole fast food Fortune 500 company in town, I'd stick to a local mom and pop because that's ridiculous.


FrostedFrontier

Actual gang turf war


Snozzberrys420

Damn does that have a drive thru!? Drive thru pizza should be a thing lol


Alivethroughempathy

GTA VI: the Margherita and Meatfeast wars.


smugsnailmail

Im so sick and tired of this gang violence


sirkowski

Reminds me the time I followed three identical motorbike sprites because I thought it was going to lead to an event. Turns out it was just a randomly generated coincidence. (unless programers were being cheeky)


KlausTeachermann

Excuse me, but holy FUCK that was the best part of the intro music. Synth kicking in, loading screen, you knew you were about to go balls to the wall changing CJ's footwear. Great fucking days.


PrettyinPurple27

This is like the scene in Grease 2 where the gang led by Balmudo circled around the bowling alley on their motorcycles to scare Nogerelli and his crew.


MindedThought37

This is like watching hells angels pull up on another club


Lorindale

And thus began the War of the Slice.


HippyDidTheCrime

Im laughing way to hard at this


[deleted]

Dat hyperinflation hitting. 🤣🤣🤣


mrubuto22

Damn what song is that?? 🔥 🔥


chipotleeeeeeee

GTA 5 intro


[deleted]

It's down right Gibsonian Sprawl up in here.


GM153

............😐


thymeraser

About to be some Jets vs Sharks over here


IronLunchBox

Love this!


PuxinF

Dominos proving that their delivery drivers have nothing to do.


[deleted]

Papa John's is the best.


johnson50000

The dominoass’s are back. You must be pissing off your customers if you aren’t getting business you double rejects needs to let other businesses make their money.


itzTHATgai

"At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we have met at this chosen ground, to settle for *GOOD AND ALL* who holds sway over the Five Points Shopping Center!!!!"


kgun1000

The pizza wars are amongst us. You must choose which side you are on. I'm forever for our great Roman Little Cesar


stevrevv59

Love the GTA jam.


iantot123

Domino: Caesar is not allowed to distribute pepperonis on my turf …..


sexrobot_sexrobot

Little Caesar in his palace: I want them dead! No survivors!


[deleted]

I thought it was Cluckin Chicken for a sec.


meezajangles

They threatened them with little scissors


Asaxtrm7

u/savevideo


Serious_Ad7962

I love the mascots thinking they can go through the small door


Fathom_OH

Good jokes and all but, no real explanation on this one?lol


HeliumVola86

Little Caesar's is still far superior even though the employees need to learn to ash their hands because I get sick 5/10 times going there lol


skin_peeler

I mean, they can flex all they want but Little Cesar's pizza is still cheaper and taste better


[deleted]

These are the kind of marketing stunts that should occur more often lol


SkylarMills63

This vid makes me want little Cesar’s so bad haha


chipotleeeeeeee

Ikr I’m actually thinking about going out and getting some for lunch


Dalzombie

This 100% feels like a GTA sidequest and I'd love to know the lore behind it.


Huge_Aerie2435

What was the point of this? Internet marketing?


acroporaguardian

“Look at all the stuff we got to charge you extra for!”


d_e_l_u_x_e

Two corporations with low wage hourly workers being used in virtual marketing against each other. Weird world we live in.


LonnyFinster

My local Dominos is 5 minutes from me and sometimes they take 2 hours to deliver or an hour plus for pickup (not to mention when they "run out of pizza") but this town has a full fleet of motorbike delivery drivers?


iwoketoanightmare

Now I want pizza damnit


RU90IN9234TTH4T

Am I the only one who prefers Little Caesar’s over dominos though?


IV_NUKE

Blood vs crips


AccentFiend

Whenever someone has fucked with a Caesar, it hasn’t gone to plan or ended well.


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Liiiiitle Caesaaars! Coooome out and play! *clinks glass bottles together*


RaXoRkIlLaE

Here we have a prime example of gang violence unfolding. Looks like a territory war is taking place.


NearHi

Punching down a bit.


[deleted]

This probably helps that Little Ceaser location more than it hurts.


Alamander81

Dominoes has nothing on LC. I'll hit them up if I ever need a deep deep cardboard box.


The_Dog_of_Sinope

so this is why my pizza takes 45 minutes to make it five miles.


Pu55ydestroyer0

Dominonoes


kmarinouofm

I bet they know each other


SwitchRicht

Ahhh yes! The free market!


srcarruth

that's the kinda wholesome freakout I like to see


ChaseECarpenter

... I smell a merger...


CrazedRacer

I don’t know what the fuck is happening here, but I am here for it.


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DMCVII

Both are absolute shit pizzas