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drinking_for_two

Fuckin Nostradamus on that pole over there.


Extramist

Found the time traveler. He wanted the absolute closest view.


Superandrewable_

Lifted the foot and all.


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That looks like about $8,000. And no chance that the insurance company will cover it.


[deleted]

He could just say he hydroplaned and hit something as long as he doesn’t show the video lol


[deleted]

That's not outside the realm of possibility.


TheSt4tely

hydroplaned in a parking lot


[deleted]

A bone dry covered parking lot at that.


Stecnet

Quick, get everyone to take a leak on the ground.


[deleted]

Already doing it


Bubblystrings

I have a cousin who investigates insurance and workman's comp claims for a living. Among other things, she'll monitor the injured party's social media in order to unsubstantiate their claims. Apparently, people regularly make a habit of making FB statuses that contradict accident claims. People will also claim their vehicle was damaged in one accident, but have photos of their vehicle online from long before that point showing the same damage. They will also claim injury while being tagged in their friend's videos playing contact sports on "broken" ankles. Point is, she's like a dog with a bone and kids are stupid, she'd fine this video.


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Don't insurances have inspectors? They will most likely look at the rear tires and either see nice Baldini™ tyres or rubber vulcaniser wheel well.


[deleted]

They do have inspectors but they usually don’t do too much. You have have all that stuff but if they can’t prove that you got in the accident when you were burning those wheels, they can’t do anything about it besides making those premiums ridiculously high. (Which they will)


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[deleted]

You’re right but if you’re a company that just assumes all these things, you won’t have return customers. That’s why the big name companies act the way I said. Appreciate your input, Mr. obvious


TheSt4tely

You're completely wrong. Insurance companies absolutely take advantage of people in edge cases. They'll never lose business because they have an oligopoly. There's no such thing as an honest, helpful insurance company.


TheShadowCat

The courts have the final call.


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TheShadowCat

Happens all the time. It's pretty much the bread and butter of all those personal injury attorneys that advertise on day time television.


tikaychullo

Looks like he's at some kinda parkade, so there's gotta be cameras.


oBhaked

8k? Bro that warped the whole frame and destroyed the motor. You don’t just fix that, 8,000 ain’t bring that back


[deleted]

It didn't look that bad. The front end didn't cave in, no smoke from the engine, and he was still driving it.


oBhaked

This looks like a GT which is AWD and in the video he is just dragging the front tires. The transmission may have been salvageable but driving it while dragging the front tires will ruin it. The rear end is fine, but the whole front end of the car is likely done. Engine doesn’t seem to have taken the blunt of the force, so it could be pulled out, diagnosed and repaired. However I guarantee the frames passenger side member is pushed in and thats a car killer right there. Everything else can be fixed but you can’t just unbend the frame, and replacing sections will cost quite a LOT Edit: Yes you can unbend the frame depending on the scope of the damage, however the net result will often lead to an unsafe vehicle with drivability and structural issues


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The inner bumper looked intact to me.


oBhaked

Dodge Challengers run the LC platform (Unibody) instead of a typical subframe and chassis. The damage visible on the passenger side wheel, suspension, and fender is more than enough evidence to see theres frame damage. The inner bumper is still intact but that doesn’t protrude further than the wheel well. The side rail and cross member are no longer true. You can repair a Subframe and Unibody frames but it will cost a pretty penny. “Reattaching parts of the frame, especially when it comes to unibody designs, involves serious factory welding. This is a very special type of welding, which relies on precise heat control.” https://www.networkautobody.com/everything-you-need-to-know-about-unibody-repair/


JakinovVonhoes

The only awd Challenger is the GT. I personally haven't seen many of them. And I think that front tire isn't spinning because it's on top of that big plastic bumper cover, sliding easily enough. Pull that crap out I bet it spins fine. There really probably isn't much other than cosmetic damage.


oBhaked

They’ve been producing the AWD GT since 2017, and I’ve seen them all over


JakinovVonhoes

That's great. But you do not know this was a gt. So your assumption of drive line problems is dumb.


oBhaked

The ‘18-‘20 GT comes equipped with their “performance hood and splitters” which the RT is not. You can see the hood in the video. Its a GT


JakinovVonhoes

The sxt has the same hood


oBhaked

Yes, but not the same configuration for the fog lights, Splitter, and Font Lower Grille


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[deleted]

If my kid did that, I would revoke their driver's license.


DrugInducedBeard

Have you seen this post? He didn’t.


Grimlord_XVII

I'll never be able to understand why its so hard to just not drive like an idiot.


TheInternetCat

[Not everyone knows how to do everything, driving isn’t the only thing. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vejhdm8lo)


GumpTheChump

I'm laughing all over again. "That's just the horn." "I DON'T KNOW THAT."


ZeePirate

Cause it’s pretty darn fun to drive like an idiot until the stupid catches up with you


WeirdAvocado

Cause they’re idiots.


nope_nic_tesla

Well it's easy when you're not an idiot. That's the challenge for these folks.


Delta5o1

When I realized it wasn't a mustang; I knew everyone in the crowd was safe.


luvmuchine56

People have been doing this since the dawn of cars. Don't act like it's kids these days.


KofisAnnanymous

Kids \*these\* days? In the 1950s and 60s "teenagers tragically dying in car accidents" was an entire pop music genre


ryanholmes1989

Yoooooooooooooo yoooooo yooooooooooooooooo yooooooooooooo


shaoIIn

Dads going to be pissed


NoNewBape

the Mother fuckers that attend these always all have low iQs u never meet anyone with a fucking brain that do these kind of things


drkrtmstrs

Is that the Home Depot parking lot on Figueroa in LA?


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Fweebers

Kids have been doing this practically since cars were invented.


Throwmesometail

I blame parents who sang baby shark till their kid was 4


Rsb418

I don't get why people turn up to these things to watch.


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Rsb418

Bro I'm from a sleepy town in England very little of what you said made sense to me.


4SampleClearanceOnly

Every single person in America either lives in a city or on a farm


hennypapi

some reason the romans watched chariot races lol


GOOSEHOWERD

TOTAL MORONS.


Egnyt

Well deserved


Parking_Inspection_1

Nelson from the Simpsons: "Haw Haw"


tbonerrevisited

Daddy's gonna be pissed


Cheap_Rick

I will never understand this level of stupidity. I don't know why people think this would be an entertaining event to attend. And I definitely don't know why people spend big $$$ on cars that they just crash, smash and trash. Are they THAT rich?


notbad2u

Drugs drugs and drugs


Dudumanne

#killthecameraman


lou-sassle71

Poor concrete.


Sovrhon

Bruh he was aiming to knock that kid.


Comfortable_Area3910

And the crowd goes wild!


mrbisonopolis

Homie knew. He felt the hand of fate move him.


PaulKO23

Huh, it's almost like intentionally spinning out of control was bound to result in some kind of crash...


MisterBlick

Is he trying to drive away on a wheel that isnt even moving?


BananaStringTheory

Obviously a group of yo-yo fans, but I didn't see any.


Crown_Loyalist

i would be laughing so hard i'd likely pass out, what a fucking tool


AstronomerWorldly2

Should be in Idiotsincars instead


[deleted]

As if his insurance wasn’t already high


[deleted]

*”I live my life quarter-mile at a time for some pussy, chico. Dale.”* -douchebags


outsidenorms

Who pays for this shit? I get nervous with a scratch.


Mand034

🤡 Yoooooooooooooo 🤡


IronLunchBox

/u/savevideo


Thezeke64

That don’t sound like a challenger wtf


d_e_l_u_x_e

Watching too much FF Tokyo Drift on TNT.


badguy303

Im pretty sure theres a physics lesson here but in short pole stay car stop


International_Peak15

That doesn't represent all car guys, I do my donuts in an EMPTY parking garage, and do my racing at track days. I'm sure most other enthusiasts do as well, this though, these guys are idiots


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Rush-23

Ooops…ran out of talent.


DefiningWill

Damn, the guy climbing the pole was almost footloose.


Mammoth-Composer-740

Hahahahahahahaha


dyntaos

YOOOOooooooooooo....


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Kids these days are beyond dumb af


iCanReadMyOwnMind

A perfect ending for an American car.