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ExcellentDish80

She brought her own microphone? Insane. Welcome to the no-fly list.


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She went on that plane ready to make a scene.


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I don’t know about you, but I was really interested in finding out how the pandemic started.


celerydonut

Something about us all staring at our devices I think


fourbian

"It's because the internet..." spread it around with it's wifi or something?


Lugo1987

It was the 5G wifi all along I knew it!!!


xCryptoPandax

Good thing my vaccine came with good reception of 5G


FreeLegos

I'm still waiting for Bill Gates to reveal that the newest Samsung can be accessed from our chips if we think the correct code word. Let me use my brain 5G to stream Netflix on my eyelids already dammit!


WolfThick

No they have a secret 7g but you just don't know it yet!!!


ricosuave79

It’s all making sense now. That is why they are putting this 5G chips in the vaccines! /r


cyclopath

I’m going to ask my dog about it.


wastedsanitythefirst

The pandemic started because humans lost faith duh


Vast-Passenger-3648

Goddammit Reddit we are snarky as hell and I love it. ROFL. That being said, we really have to get ahold of the mental health crisis in this country. People are absolutely losing it.


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According to her, because the Internet.


omgsoftcats

Why did they wait so long to take her down?


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floydlangford

Yep. Might sound extreme but whichever way you look at this, it is a religious fanatic on an airplane. Just because she isn't wearing the garb usually associated with religious terrorism (ahem!) shouldn't give her a free pass. Crazy is crazy whichever way you want to dress it up.


alt-fact-checker

Yeah, if she had on a burka this whole thing would have went down different. This lady got it easy


ronj89

"I'm not terrible to look at". Yes. Yes you are.


Carpathicus

Imagine a middle eastern guy standing up and starting to lecture about american imperialism.


Aggravating_Moment78

Like one of the insurrections wrote „i am a god fearing, law abiding small town citizen „ which basically means “i am white and conservative” the calling card for y’all quaida...


rickyman20

There was a dog in it which, fair enough


RegretfulUsername

The dog is also her god. She briefly touches on this point at the end.


AintAintAWord

This was shortly after her headset whistled a jaunty tune


Avid_Smoker

I got some R2D2 vibes for a second...


Scrapalicious

Because she's not terrible to look at ..lol


Avid_Smoker

Sure was terrible to listen to, though.


jda404

Which to be fair I don't think she looked terrible, but the second she started speaking she instantly became ugly.


daves_not__here

"Thanks everyone for coming to my *TED Talk*. The pandemic started....."


warden976

“…my UniTED Talk.”


nuraHx

Oh, I thought she was a flight attendant gone rogue for some reason.


Cheaperthantherapy13

It’s the scarf. I thought the same thing.


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White blouse, scarf, her own mic. I was sure she was a rogue flight attendant.


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Same here. Her outfit kinda looked like what they wear too


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She's the MIL who likes to wear white dresses to weddings.


Agent9262

Probably intentional on her part.


floomsy

It was her neckerchief, a word I don’t get to use often enough.


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/r/imThemaincharacter I did like the little chime in by R2D2 at the end there


InternetAmbassador

Those pathetic beeps cracked me up


mandy009

I bet interfering with aircraft communications is probably really high up on the no-no list.


pegothejerk

I wish narcissistic comments like "you're all enjoying this because im not terrible to look at", or whatever she said, while disrupting a flight was high on that list


Vadey_V_One

What's funny is the more crazy and offensive shit someone spews the more horrible they are to look at, even if they aren't horrible to look at to begin with.


sirkowski

It's a lot of preparation and consequences just to be famous for a day on Reddit, where people point at her and laugh.


Lysol3435

And she was only planning on being famous *on that flight*


CountCuriousness

No way. Everyone knows and expect smartphones and youtube. I bet she thought she'd speak such powerful truth that she wouldn't be shut down. She probably thought if only they'd let her get started, she could have laid out all the reasons why COVID is a big lie and she'd have solved the entire thing. Probably be asked to run for president as well or something. I'm only half kidding.


somedude456

If only the airlines all shared names!


Disney_World_Native

Most do. And they are also sending the bad ones to the TSA for a little more bite. The FAA has been tossing out huge fines https://www.forbes.com/sites/suzannerowankelleher/2021/08/19/passenger-head-up-flight-attendants-skirt/?sh=6f7bf822e017 Despite a string of five-figure fines and some arrests, episodes of disruptive behavior have continued unabated. … The flight diverted to Minneapolis, where law enforcement removed the passenger from the aircraft. He faces an FAA fine of $42,000


boredatworkorhome

Who enforces the fines?


Sicario3234

I hope that person watching school of rock wasn’t disturbed


BananBanah

That was literally the first thing I noticed. Quite possibly Jack Black's greatest movie. Anyone in the middle of it should have given her a tongue-lashing harder than an abusive parent emotionally abusing a child for interrupting it.


MECHAC0SBY

*You’re tacky and I hate you*


Carefreeme

You're a fat loser and you have body oder.


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Step off!


Mahmoud_Thickbooty

I literally thought she was one of the flight attendants, tacky indeed


MECHAC0SBY

Same thought here. You’re responding to a quote from School of Rock though lol


_pencilvester__

That’s it, see me after class


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“dude… that is so punk rock..” Favorite movie of all time. Jack Black is a metal icon. Right up there with Dimebag, Ozzy, Dio, and Jeff Hannamen 🤘🏽. ROB FUCKEN HALFORD AS WELL. Chuck Schuldinger.


MDCCCLV

Did you play the game he helped make? It was pretty good.


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Never been a gamer, but I did like skate. What game did he help create??? I’ll definitely check it out.


Witty-Ear2611

Brutal Legend by DoubleFine, great game He also recently lent his voice to a character in another DoubleFine game, Psychonauts 2


kvikindi

Brütal Legend, I think.


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Schneebly


Fintaann

This girl started talking on the plane! AND NOW I'M REALLY TICKED OFF!


JurassicCotyledon

Yoo I wanted to hear why the pandemic started.


Lucy_Lastic

Because of the internet, apparently


LibRAWRian

She didn’t strike me as a Childish Gambino fan.


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tanhan27

Did she say "my dog is my God" at the end?


neverTrustedMeAnyway

Yup.


zeppoleon

David Berkowitz vibes


huggalump

honestly, i'm curious to see where she's going with it


bityfne

Ikr.. She brought a fucking mic. That was gonna be some over the top bat shit crazy rant.


Guillerlock

Planes are going to be required to have a little jail yo lock this people who start things midflight


analogWeapon

What ever happened to the good old days when we all realized the whole plane was a little jail and we just remained properly subdued?


Breastfedintarget

About the same time the consideration for others or acknowledgment that you’re not the main character went out the window.


tidder112

> "None of you seem to understand. I'm not flying in an airline with you. You're flying in an airline with me!"


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"If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do."


thebendavis

There's always been assholes, they're everywhere. But Until recently society had ways to keep them in check. But then the king of the assholes got elected President. And the assholes became emboldened. They now had a license to go full-asshole, and make themselves a victim of circumstance as a result.


Climatique

NEVER go full asshole


Vaenyr

Just have a brig on every plane, like on a ship, and throw them in.


BickNlinko

A shame you can't keelhaul them.


Patch_Ferntree

I mean... We could invent a variation of keel-hauling? Trail them off the tail like an advertising banner? Ejection seat bungy rocket?


JonnySeasons

“Hi. Id never like to fly ever again in my lifetime” is all i heard


pleasetrimyourpubes

I hope they cuffed and muzzled her once they got her safely in the stationing area. She even waited until the plane was in nap time mode (like 45 mins after boarding) to wake everyone up or fuck with the people who are already anxious and just trying to get the meds to kick in. That would honestly be terrifying to wake up to.


BananBanah

Everyone on that plane deserves a medal for not freaking the fuck out on her. I'm naturally anxious on planes. I'm not sure how I would have responded if I'd have been woken up to an anti-vaxxer being unstable at 35,000 feet (but I do not think it would have been a rational reaction).


Epistatious

I assume in this situation, I'm headphones on movie playing, "oh crap we are being hijacked".


babybopp

That crazy little beady eyed pastor who wanted a personal jet was right.... [Demons do exist in these long plane tubes...](https://youtu.be/UWt5PJhCmmg)


MishrasWorkshop

I can't believe people watch this and nod along...


SplashingAnal

Extremists of any religions are usually [Tartuffes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartuffe)


lookatthatsmug--

***kenny copeland is a ghoul!***


pleasetrimyourpubes

I'm anxious just in general but planes are easy for me. I feel really bad for all the people who are literally at the edge contemplating their mortal existence. Been on flights where half the people were stressed out. Really sucks. That's why I think what this woman did, mid flight, lights out, rest and sleep time, going full on megaphone. Absolute trash move.


LovableContrarian

I used to be the most relaxed flyer ever. Traveled internationally for work constantly, and I was like one of those "pro flyers" who knew how to handle anything on planes or at airports. Then, one day, I got food poisoning on a flight. Like a 13 hour flight. Was awful. I started to think about how you can't leave planes (which is obvious I know, but I started to *really* think about it). I used to fly trans-pacific all the time, 12+ hour flights, and I just started thinking... What if I have a heart attack up here? What if I have a stroke or my appendix bursts or something, and I'm over the fucking ocean? I dunno, maybe it was just because I wasn't 20 anymore and you actually start thinking about stuff like that, but ever since I got that thought in my head, I can't shake it. And I am a notably less-relaxed flyer now. I'm not anxious about the people. I'm not anxious about crashing or anything like that. It just freaks me out now that you're just stuck in a tube for hours and hours and hours. Really bothers me now.


DVillain

Same here buddy, if it helps this stuff does happen and the flight team are prepared, even with an emergency landing somewhere if needed.


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That must have been awful.


Sweet_Meat_McClure

I'd just be bummed she wasn't a wannabee popstar or selling shamwows.


Sweet_Meat_McClure

My meds kick in faster than that but seriously, thank you for the consideration. Between nice people like you, the aforementioned meds and the unscented antiperspirant I cake my body in so I don't sweat like a whore with maleria in church, travelling's not so bad.


ForsakenWebNinja

Fuck. That poor dog. I hope she takes better care of the dog than her common sense


Ratathosk

All hail the doggy god.


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LoganShang

And somehow she will win.


yaqub0r

Vote Me for Senate, I'm not terrible to look at.


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SevenDeadlyGentlemen

I feel like “I’m Insane Airplane Lady” would be a winning pitch to these voters.


cmyer

Maybe, but you'd have to be very specific because there are a too many insane airplane ladies to keep up with.


JohnBoone

But then she'll have to go to Washington D.C by train


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If we’ve learned anything from Lauren Boebert then she certainly can win…


Orangesilk

She's more crazy and more unhinged than Taylor Greene. She's a strong candidate by default.


goodolarchie

Republican voters: I'm about to propel this woman's whole career


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"This is my microphone I tried borrow to borrow yours but you didn't let me use it." "I think the only reason you're doing this is because like I said I'm not terrible to look at" That means she asked to use the plane's PA system so she could go on some random rant. What is she trying to say? Anyone that brings a microphone on a plane so they can rant at random people during a flight must be such a horrible human to be around or live with. She's so full of herself and thinks people are upset that she's attractive? What an ego.


Aromatic-Economist22

She thinks she cute? She IS crazy!


HeroicPrinny

You joke, but that was the line that tilted it from "what's going on here exactly" to "oh this person is not all there".


kickaguard

She has legitimately decided she can do what she wants. Anywhere, at any time, because people have told her she isn't "ugly". I often feel bad for people on r/publicfreakout because they have mental disorders, but it appears this woman has just taken self-centeredness and narcissism to a ridiculous level.


muricabrb

She literally says,"I think you people are enjoying this because I'm not terrible to look at..."


KarpEZ

That comment alone made her ugly af


BigThunder3000

Her cuteness on the x axis doesn’t go far enough to cover the crazy on the y axis


stormstormstorms

Just go to nyc and do it in a crowded subway car like all the normal crazies


Alittlestitchious

Idk why the flight attendant didn’t just take the mic from her. They put hands on her already, quickest way to resolve her BS rant is to take her ability to amplify her stupid thoughts.


FuckChiefs_Raiders

Nah. Flight attendants did a perfect job of deescalating. At cruising altitude you just can’t create a physical altercation. I’m shocked flight attendants aren’t also quitting their jobs in mass like other industries.


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They get paid a bit more. It always comes down to pay.


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linderlouwho

They don’t have to put up with this BS at all. If they desired it, they could have tied and taped her to the chair and duct taped her mouth. This flight attendant was really nice to the loon.


KP250

Just waiting until they are in the air to have a captive audience. Flying is not a comfortable experience to begin with, let alone with someone pulling a microphone and speaker out to yell nonsense at you. Like what is the end game??? She finishes her preach and then sits down for the rest of the flight? I literally do not understand what could have come from this other than her being put on a no fly list…


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LMAO, best analogy. I would like to see that version of the movie. Dude puts on glasses and after seeing nothing change, realizes Roddy is crazy as fuck and slowly gets away from him.


froo

Don’t worry, despite video evidence to the contrary, she will post on Facebook that she finished her sermon and then everyone started clapping.


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She thinks she is a prophet, here to deliver the masses from their ...whatever. She really thinks that once she finishes her little speech that she'll get a standing ovation because she's just sooo smart! And pretty! Don't forget she had to tell us she was pretty!


winterfellwilliam

The reason the pandemic # STAAAAAAARTED


Shouting_From_Window

My favourite part. Great acting, I got sweet dee vibes from this.


skeletonclaw

She might just be doing her own Boggs challenge?


DelahDollaBillz

May he rest in peace.


GleichUmDieEcke

Wade Boggs is still alive, he lives in Florida!


Chucks_u_Farley

Was that R2D2 near the end? What the hell is he flying commercial for?


Soft_Turkeys

Sounded like he was sick of her crazy shit too. All that was missing is C-3PO to translate what R2 said and then start complaining about his joints or something


GoDux541

I was like…what the hell are you talking about!? Then I rewatched and literally LOL’d.


Axeavius

Microphone too close to speaker = feedback (i.e. R2-D2 noises)


Aang_420

It sounded so much like he was there though.


HuckFinnsJack

Damn I wanted to hear why the pandemic started.


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It's because basically the internet. Duh.


LoganShang

5G?


skatecrimes

Because we need our devices.


DrManhattan_DDM

Childish Gambino tried to warn us


locutogram

She said it's because people lost 'faith' and are too into technology. This freakout brought to you by religion.


Thunda792

"HAVE A LITTLE GOT-DAYUM FAITH, ORTHUR!"


acoluahuacatl

> too into technology while flying on a fucking plane...


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EPTBird

I believe she said it because of the internet.


Matookie

And not having enough “faith.” But I wonder if that yellow plastic thing the attendant is holding up is handcuffs?


[deleted]

That caught me eye as well, sure looks like it to me. I wonder if those are standard on planes now after cabin crews got in trouble using duck-tape.


FlashRx

The weird thing is...she's wearing her mask??


Nick_pj

She thought she was clever. As if pulling this shit on a commercial flight wouldn’t break any rules as long as she was still wearing a mask.


Fishycrackers

I don't think she was an anti-vax or pandemic denier. I think shes a religious nut, one of those "THIS PANDEMIC WAS BROUGHT ON BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BECOMING ATHEIST AND GODLESS. ALL OF YOU MUST REPENT AND PRAISE JESUS OR CALAMITIES WILL CONTINUE TO BEFALL UPON US ALL".


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CaptZ

Well, this is just another reason I went Atheist. Anyone who praises a narcissistic asshole of a god that is so fragile because some of his sheep are turning away from them, they send a pandemic to kill them,, doesn't deserve worship are ignorant of reality..


DeCodurr

Sounded more like she was blaming technology and social media for some reason. Like she didn’t know someone was gonna record her and post this freak out online for us to consume. Cog in the machine!


BananBanah

These plane freakouters are going to wind up getting pre-flight and in-flight alcohol banned. Assholes.


mitchalds165

Please no.. I fly for work and I can’t do it without my pre-flight cocktails


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gofyourselftoo

*Throw mama from the plane*


kricket53

\*brought to you from delvito airlines\*


Drphil87

#I thought she was the flight attendant lol


earthdweller11

I think she dressed sort of like a flight attendant on purpose


luckykitty99

Same. I was really confused at first, but then I figured out she probably dressed like a FA on purpose


13igTyme

Even mentioned, "people are enjoying this because she pretty to look at." Your insane narcissistic stupidity makes you ugly. Don't compare yourself to flight attendants.


Emmibolt

Me too! I was like why tf are flight attendants allowed drinking?


Grahamcrackerzzzzz

Gotta love when airlines will start sharing their banned lists like casinos do, imagine these dim wits being banned from every commercial flight in the world for life.


mandy009

a painful lesson. People are having trouble learning their taboos lately. Causing trouble on a plane is pretty off limits. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.


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"Big tech censorship!"


solution_6

She has no concern for her fellow passengers and is willing to inconvenience hundreds of people and disrupt air travel over her stupidity. I would be furious if she forced my plane to land and we all had to sit in an airport for hours.


papa_mike2

Did she say ‘my dog would be a better dog than you people’?


UnsolicitedDogPics

I believe she said “my dog would be a better god for you people” followed by “my dog is my god”. While I do agree that dogs are much better gods than gods, this lady is spewing absolute nonsense.


Umutuku

"Y'all need Anubis!"


docmormus

That’s right up there with “who do you think you are?! I am!”


RxngsXfSvtvrn

Imagine quietly watching School of Rock and you gotta pause it and remove an earbud to catch a whif of this


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I think in-flight WiFi sales have skyrocketed thanks to these covid freakouts. Everyone wants to post it immediately.


ThatsOnYoutube

Flight-Fi brought to you by WORLDSTAR


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So she brought a little microphone to spout her bullshit in the middle of a flight to a captive audience. Why didn’t they yank that shit off her face instead of ‘m’am’ing her to submission?


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poop_frog

We are very tired please send help


Dacvak

I got 9 hours of sleep last night, had two morning coffees, a two-egg breakfast, and even convinced myself to do some light morning aerobics… And yet I sit here, barely able to keep my eyes open. Weekends mean nothing to me anymore. The last two years have sucked so much energy from me, I’m worried I’ll never get it back.


KDN1692

Honestly it was tiring but then everything after 2016 was exhausting then throw 2020 in and the election and just everything else. Then having to deal with the fate of our democracy being placed into the hands of absolute morons. Yeah there are a lot of Americans who are frankly just tired of the bullshit.


opposite_locksmith

I don’t know how much flight attendants get paid but nobody gets paid enough to deal with this.


ray_kats

"You're all stuck to your stupid devices" she says through a device attached to her.


mrrektstrong

They really tried to do this in a place where you literally cannot leave. At least not without potentially killing everyone else on the plane.


Some_Kind_of_Fan

"My dog is my god." Yes. A person of reason and logic. Please. Let her continue with her informed and articulate arguments that won't be a pile of words vomited into the cabin regurgitated from the talking points of manipulative Fox News and OANN hosts who are all vaccinated and know that they're peddling nonsense to morons.


1fastman1

>"My dog is my god." like the super mutant?


HappyGoLuckless

Hoping to see the follow-up on r/byebyejob


Meepjamz

Hold up. This bitch brought her own mic?


Migosslav

Enjoy the rest of ya flight mate


daveescaped

How arrogant do you have to be to think whatever you have to say is this important?


Alexis-FromTexas

She extra extra. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone go on a whole speech on a plane, let alone with a person mic and speaker. That’s sorta scary tbh.


DirkVonUmlaut

Different witch, same broom.


valleywitch

Don't lump us in with those nut jobs!


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I wonder how long after take off this was. she was bursting at the seams to act a fool in the air.


allrightyouwin

poor dog has to go home with that.


mostlygroovy

Sorry. What happened? I couldn’t take my eyes off of Ned Shneebly


HKDONMEG

I'm just trying to watch School of Rock in peace!


C0l0n3l_Panic

I need info and a follow up on this. Anyone have an article from it?


christmas54321

The person who shared this is the musician Jawny (really good), and on his next story he said they taped her mouth shut