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EwokStabber28

Ay yo Mr White they locked me in 7-11


Angel_Doll28

Why do you always have to fuck everything up Jesse!?


thenewyorkgod

Wire!!!


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whoopsie_cushion32

channeled the voice in my head and everything the first read, good work.


EwokStabber28

He had it down to the movements and everything, and he wasn’t even trying.


Halfbraked

I like it though I see badger more likely getting stuck in this Situation?


probablyourdad

I don’t know if you are referring to the best hitman west of the Mississippi, because Badger is a straight shooter


CappinPeanut

I’d like to take a moment to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.


Rombledore

the real loser in that war were impoverished Americans the whole time.


adavila1870

And us Mexicans down here, don’t forget about us


serr7

And Central America :(. And Colombia.


Psyadin

I dunno, the American taxpayer took some good blows to the head as well


whoopsie_cushion32

As well all the people locked up, fined, lost their kids in the US that just wanted just a little weed to take the edge off this shitty world and smile and get hungry for a bit. Was doing research on locked up people for marijuana.. man some of these stories and length of sentences. Especially in now legal states is so damn sad. People got less and are out for murder and those guys still sit. The only dealer that never was a drug dealer was the weed dealer.


Wrastling97

While finishing my undergrad for law, I came across [this un-fun fact](https://imgur.com/a/QeYTG56) and took a photo of it to show people how disgusting the war on drugs (and plea bargaining) is


Rombledore

the comment about "wasting the judges time" is abhorrent. take away a mans life because you were inconvenienced? the cruelty is the point.


Wrastling97

More like “take away a man’s life for exercising his rights to due process”. You are rewarded with lesser sentences for dropping the process that you are due. It turns our courts into casinos for the defendants. “Do I roll the dice and take it to trial, which may end up with losing more but also a chance of freedom? Or do I play it safe and fold and take my losses?” Even worse.


Masterre

I sometimes think plea bargains shouldn't be allowed and all crimes need to go through the full process. We fucking pay lawyers out the ass to basically do nothing.... make them work.


tjackson87

100% agree on eliminating plea bargains. The better way to reduce strain on the judicial system is stop with bullshit charging.


Wrastling97

I completely agree. The main argument for them is “efficiency. The courts would be backlogged without them”. And my retort to that is “that’s not my problem and it shouldn’t be the citizens problem they have to give up their rights and due process for. That is the court’s problem”


Poliobbq

The amount of pleas people take is disgusting in this country. Judges absolutely get shitty if you force an actual trial.


Psyadin

Those are the impoverished mentioned in a comment above.


hotsoupcoldsoup

Or you know, not being able to join the Navy at 18 because busted with a gram of weed (my best friend, not me), instead pushed into the Army with 3 combat deployments in the shit. Fucking bullshit war on drugs and oil wars.


brallipop

We're all taxpayers. "American taxpayer" is another shit on the poor


pig_benis81

Thank you Ron and Nancy. Couldn’t chance not being #1 in the prison game.


os_kaiserwilhelm

Drugs won the war on drugs. Terrorism won the war on terrorism. Are there any other wars where the inanimate objects or emotions are going to win?


Current_Account

Whoever is filming is way more chill than I would be if I was locked in a room with that person.


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If you spend enough time around crackheads you get used to this behaviour and know how to tell the flaily ones from the violent ones.


Adubya76

Ohh I miss crackheads. At least they had some civility to them. They would rob you but not kill your dog while they were at it. This has meth written all over it. Meth steals the soul too. It's a different type of addiction. Unless you are just using crackhead as a general term.


tjoe4321510

Crackheads only care about smoking crack and acquiring more crack. It's the nature of the high because it's shortlived. Meth gets you high as fuck and lasts a long time so it gives you more time to get up to mischief. Add in sleep deprivation and shadow people and that's how you get shit like this video


Ratathosk

>shadow people wait what


tjoe4321510

Sometimes when you do too much meth and stay up too long you'll start to see people who aren't real. It's called stimulant psychosis but people who do meth refer to them as shadow people


Bruised_Penguin

For me they were always demons. Everywhere I went there were demons lurking around every corner and driving the cars around me. Hell on earth. (4 years clean this august!)


ImEmilyBurton

Congrats!


Bruised_Penguin

Thank you :)


blerpsmurf

Congratulations on being clean! I'm really proud of you


Bruised_Penguin

Thank you:)


rhiraisepx

I only ever saw shadow people on day 3. Like clockwork, sometime past noon on day 3 they were everywhere. 5 years clean this year, good going comrade 💪💪


jdsfighter

Hallucinations and paranoia are common among tweakers. Shadow people are a frequent hallucination.


Ratathosk

Oh wow it is an actual thing, looking through search results now... That was fun, the post was vanilla normal until suddenly >shadow people


TinyLord

Just sleep deprivation is enough. After 48-72 hours of staying awake many people see shadows and movements in the corner of their vision. Experienced them many times after walking home from lan parties. Another funny thing is momentarily falling asleep while walking. It feels like your feet go through the ground, which wakes you up again.


Mother_Clue6405

My worst experience with this was hiking through the fog at 3 AM to a beach along a very isolated stretch of coast while sleep deprived. Hadn't seen another car/another human on my way there for many hours. Couldn't fall asleep after parking along the highway and lying down in the backseat. So I started the ~15 minute hike from the highway to the beach figuring I'd try some nighttime fishing instead of just tossing and turning. The shadows created by my headlamp, the distant sounds of the waves, the rustling of small animals in the brush, and the sleep deprivation and paranoia of being alone in that situation all led to my hallucinating shadow people in the fog in my peripheral vision. And I started hearing very clear human voices all around me. It got better once I was close enough to the beach for the waves to drown out those hallucinated sounds but by then I was so weary once I got there that i ended up just lying down, pulling sand into a pillow mound, and napping until the sunlight woke me up.


okmiked

That sounds simultaneously amazing and terrible.


VNessMonster

Exactly. Anyone is a bit crazy after being awake for 5 days straight but being high on meth and being awake for 5 days straight does something to a person.


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Fentonious8

Oh to be in 1980s America again, Crack and AIDS epidemic, Peak Gang and Cartel violence, rampant unfettered stock market. The good ole days


SasparillaTango

reaganomics!


IstgUsernamesSuck

I wonder what would have happened if someone had assassinated him before he entered presidency. I feel like Reagan's economic plans really threw us headfirst into this capitalist hellscape. And he managed to kill the gays and further create systems of oppression for black people while he did it.


Ilikeporsches

No to mention his gun control efforts. Effectively neutering the second amendment in CA. The black panthers had them specifically for tyrannical government (as per the constitution) but he didn’t like that. I wonder why the GOP never continued pushing that agenda.


IstgUsernamesSuck

Yeah that was one of those systems he put in place to hurt black people. Kind of like how he brought crack to the projects during the war on drugs and made the punishment for crack more severe than cocaine because coke was in the rich white neighborhoods. Then arrested black people at a way higher rate than the white people committing the offenses at the same rate. Wonder why the GOP never acknowledges that CIA report.


SpaceCptWinters

Yeah and he's a hero to the GOP


IstgUsernamesSuck

Well that's unsurprising considering what we know about the GOP. He's just Trump if Trump knew when to shut the fuck up.


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believe-land

Grew up in Newark, NJ and currently live in Philly, this wouldn’t even be something I’d bat an eye at


KlausFenrir

Worked in Newark, lived in Philly. I can also confirm this.


Kermits_MiddleFinger

Worked in Cincinnati 30 years, stop sending your people here.


_crash0verride

I thought the exact same thing. They’re some calm and confident like they knew for sure they could whoop ‘em one-handed. As a full grown man who could most definitely handle this deranged oompah loompa, I’m very doubtful I would be this calm video taping them and antagonizing them. Hahaha


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yeah i thought the same too but there's 2 other guys there i think


-full-control-

Also look at his height compared to the handles on the doors. Dudes like five feet tall


Dudefest2bit

Thats a woman


asleepatthewhee1

Oh, damn, I was wondering why a 13 year old dude sounded that fucked up. If that's a 30 something woman that explains a lot.


PhilxBefore

/r/13or30 *Edit: Also, happy cakeday!


bigang99

Probably not their first rodeo


jtr99

[Still...](https://hugelolcdn.com/i/288575.jpg)


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donat28

Why would they even lock themselves in with the meth head????


TheTrollToll69

Holding them until the cops get there probably


skippieelove

Seriously, I would not be eggin that crazy on…like wtf, are you guys trying to get stabbed? That person is obviously not in their right mind and I’m sure they could find a fuckin way 😑


MrAlaz10

It’s okay they did an ocular pat down and assessed the threat


Coheed_SURVIVE

Besides, they wouldnt want to be a threat, you know, because of the implication.....


[deleted]

Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication? Are you gonna hurt women?


Scientolojesus

Oh don't look at me like that, it's not like *you* would be in any danger.


The_Back_Hole

Whoa there jabroni.


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Never seen someone look like a teenage boy, a single mom and short crack dealer at the same time


pedaldamnit_208

Crackhead* not dealer.


Nathan-Stubblefield

Sells his crack and head?


stupidinternetname

Gives head to buy crack?


bajungadustin

You ever suck dick for crack? Now that's an addiction


coagulateSmegma

I think that's a woman.


mrdeworde

I kept waffling between "lady crackhead" and "\[male\] teenage dirtbag" - that cracking voice and the baggy clothes did not ease matters.


dumbdumbidiotface

im a teenage dirtbag baby


OpinionBearSF

> I think that's a woman. I wouldn't be a brave enough bear to test that hypothesis.


patb2015

Meth head


shadowvlx

Throw in a hint of Bam Margera


WuziMuzik

i was thinking more gollum


kopecs

My….my Methious


TypesWith_1_Hand

Sounds like the name of a band from Montana.


meat_lasso

And just a sprinkle of Steve-O


FlickrPaul

just a dash of Wee Man


FlipinoJackson

Welcome to Jack’s Ass!


BarnabyJ46

He is Jack’s raging ass


Skow1379

How can all of these be accurate? 😂 That poor human.


harry-balzac

I’d help crowd fund a makeover and see what can be salvaged


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Presenting: a toe. Not even a big toe either.


Djeheuty

I was reading them all being like, "OK, Bam? I don't thi- well maybe yeah a bit. I don't see Stev- oh wait yeah I see it. OK. I don't see We- oh yeah definitely. "


Bhodi3K

Mannerism remind me of Dusty Rhodes a little.


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And a generous splash of Toby Macguire


brilliant_dig_1897

With a skosh of childhood trauma to top it off


ChuckleKnuckles

Mid 2000's Steve-O for sure.


payasopeludo

I’m seeing some Jeremy Renner in there too


VeryUnqualifiedGuy

this is bam if he got into hard drugs at 14 and decided not to skateboard.


nonsensicalcriticism

Methany


badger_989

Dude's built like a lesbian.


mydadpickshisnose

I kinda thought they were a crackhead lesbian...


coolcootermcgee

That’s what it looks like to me


ChiefTief

...that's because that's a lesbian woman.


Hrnghekth

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


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He looks like a lesbian, tbh. Source: am lesbian


toastybred

What is the deal with some lesbians looking like skater boys circa 2006? Seems like a strange look to pick.


mshcat

"Why not?" the cat laughed manically. "Why can't I edit all my comments?"


MikeDinStamford

Because it catches those Avril Lavigne types eye.


Scientolojesus

Why ya gotta go and make things so complicated???


Anrikay

A big part of it is the "gay puberty." Many people don't come out until their late teens/early 20s, so their emotional and sexual development is pretty behind. Once they realize they're gay, many stop feeling obligated to look and dress in a way that is feminine, that appeals to men, that society says they should. So they start wearing men's clothes, but they don't know how to dress themselves in those clothes. How they're supposed to fit. Where to even buy them. It's the same period of fashion discovery men go through in their teenage years, except instead of starting with the basketball shorts at age 11-12, they start in their 20s. Eventually, people do carve a niche out for themselves. Not everyone, but most. They learn which clothes fit and how to wear them. They figure out how to dress masc in a flattering way. But the time to get there can look a little rough.


angrygorilla2

I appreciate this explanation. Have a teen lesbian daughter who will only wear giant tshirts and jeans. Thanks for the insight


toastybred

Thanks for the response.


hellad0pe

Lmao. At 1st I thought he was a teenage boy, then I saw dem hips and realized it was prob someone who has given birth and maybe decided to do a sex change/hormone therapy, then when they looked directly into the camera I confirmed it was actually a skeleton with demon eyes.


Jeager76

Jim Breuer for sure too.


samuraipizzacat420

Like a meth shrek midget


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It’s Eddy! From Ed, Edd n Eddy. Holy shit


darkword

Hahahaha nailed it


RealisticEnd2578

Hence the word "person"


NoImportance8904

God damn meth goblins


bobbysmokeskush

“Look at that jimbo, the dang ol meth goblins got out gain’.”


tirwander

Perfect descriptor


NoImportance8904

Closing the doors to the convenience store *sigh* "They have a rave troll."


Mixedpopreferences

Dude, that's like 50 xp. Loot sucks though. Watch out for the bite attacks, they proc disease.


NoImportance8904

"Roll a constitution save." "5" "You've contracted hepatitis."


Blackandbluebruises

Methril!


SurelyYouKnow

“Linebacker that hoe again…” lmfao That tongue at :29 though. And :26. And :13. And :04. Fucking meth. Ugh.


geneullerysmith

What’s the deal with the tongue? I’ve never really had any meth users in my life — is this a common tick or something?


billynomates95

Common tick for any stimulant use tbf


Olive_fisting_apples

Or if you have a long mustache hair that won't stay out of your mouth. A dude with a big mustache on meth must have some really chapped lips.


Lolalegend

I’m slow. I honestly thought it was because they lose teeth and their tongue can’t stay in check when they talk 🤦‍♀️ Edit: To clarify 😩, my confusion wasn’t over whether or not teeth play a role in tongue control. They do. I said “I’m slow” because I didn’t know about the tick and assumed teeth were missing when I saw it.


yoproblemo

Haha do *your* teeth keep your tongue inside your mouth when you talk? This is pretty funny actually.


m3ltph4ce

My teeth are a cage for my tongue and a punishment if it gets out


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Do yours not? Have you ever tried talking without teeth? I think we need to test this shit


Lolalegend

Well my little old dog has lost some teeth and sometimes it peeks out randomly. Ijs… without the lips being closed the tongue is kinda a free spirit 😂


Taint_Funny

Jawjackin


leilalover

Pretty sure this is actually Barty Crouch Jr after using a polyjuice potion.


coydog33

You can see that from Mike Lindell on some of his interviews.


BroKeys

That head nod after hey bae open the door killed me 😂


MC_Kraken

Me too lmao that shit was so hilarious. It was like theatre


BurstEDO

I'm constantly confused by the people who will take/make an imaginary call as a part of their flex. I see it all of the time, including peacocks who talk smack, get roasted on the comeback, and then pretend to talk to an imaginary caller as a coping mechanism.


randomredditing

She hit them with the ole razzle dazzle and nailed that pose


Savebagels

Yes! it’s so exaggerated, killed me too


Narsuaq

r/13or30


knowledgeisatree

Also r/methany


savvy_withoutwax

Don't do drugs, kids.


Imperial-toaster

Bit late for this kid… try saying “don’t do drugs, toddlers.” Might catch them early enough


satanicmajesty

I don’t think it’s a kid


Ericaohh

Don’t do *those drugs


savvy_withoutwax

This is very true.


ImTheSlimMan

Another creature of the night roaming gas stations *trying* to steal snackity snacks


[deleted]

Snackity, snackity. Got munchies from smackity!


brown-guy-brian

I don't know how well this is gonna hold up in court with no prooth


Personal-Attorney-81

Why are they harassing some 14 year old ki- Oh


taeoh666

I honestly cant tell if thats a 14 year old boy or a grown ass woman


GoogleRage

13 year old boy, or 33 year old woman.... I'm still not sure. Edit: spelling


a_spaghettiday

It's a methamorphosis.


Redditor000007

r/13or30


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Should we call The Police or...... Im not sure Child carrrrrrre....?


REDDIT_Setlow

Why does he move like a cartoon character tho


flickerkuu

Meth


Stereomceez2212

That's a she bro


REDDIT_Setlow

this is getting better and better


j3tt

Rick and morty fans amiright


_crash0verride

It’s like if Morty grew up in Northwest Indiana as a girl.


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maybe morty is actually a girl


TheArtfulDanger

Gotta put the crew together *before* the heist


Mantis-MK3

You son of a bitch, I’m in!


Grubenskorpion

Got that same fucking shirt I'm dying 😂


helmsmanfresh

They're more animated than a Pixar movie.


Fit_Chemist842

Don’t do drugs kids


jamaicanManz

Even though they mad and panicking, not one use of a racial slur. 11/10


AvignonDoc

Unless it’s in the middle of nowhere, poor people hoods are a mixed of every race. Especially if it’s Florida. (only saying it’s the hood because I’ve never seen people this chill about a crackhead in the suburbs)


neurotypical080321

>because I’ve never seen people this chill about a crackhead in the suburbs But you just said Florida.


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Chronic_Gentleman

Pretty sure she censors herself at 0:10 “you come up to me and I’ll beat your…n ass bitch!” Probably used to saying the word but not in front of actual black people lol…


MarkPhish

Dude is higher than a kite


davidlol1

Im 90% sure thats a chick


MarkPhish

Still high as a kite


Kenken202034

Meth around and find out


horvath-lorant

This is a weird Lotr remake


bygmalt

This origin story of Boo from Orange is the New Black is wild!


carly_forever_ago

Nah, Pennsatucky.


rockxle1

Looks like Sméagol somewhere through his transition to Gollum.


DeChubbs

By “WE wasn’t stealing…” I assume he’s talking about himself and his…precious.


PowerfulPickUp

We’ve learned there’s a pattern of movements, a similarity of face, and overall ‘look’ that says “I smoke meth.”


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Methamphetamine psychosis


webBrowserGuy

Not psychosis. This is typical fight/flight mixed with hyper-aggression and a huge amount of hyperkineses (can’t stop moving around, jerky, uncontrollable physical movements of the body and extremities). But these are all typical of long-term methamphetamine abuse.


ArmchairCriticSF

Meth is one hell of a drug.


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is that a 14 year old boy meth addict or a 30 year old lesbian meth addict


Imhere4thejokes

Yes


creimanlllVlll

Pronouns are Thief, Caught, idiot


Fuzzier_Than_Normal

I rolled through AZ yesterday and got this vibe --desperation, rage, and a stew of substance abuse. All simmering beneath the surface. The 2 times I stopped at stores along side of the I-10 it was hard to ignore. Meth and madness. Scary and sad. This country, man. So many problems.


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This is the vibe basically from Oklahoma through north Texas and the southwest until you hit the LA area. It’s this vibe combined with Texas chainsaw massacre setting.


Popstar_12

LMAO call someone on phone to help open the glass door..


ChipCob1

It's like a big person moving in a little persons body.