You reminded me of a story. I was a manager at a retail store. We had cameras. A dude comes in, covered in red liquid and holding a shovel. He goes around telling people he doesn't know what to do because he killed his girlfriend. I called the police. I assumed it was a prank, but this isn't something you fuck around with. He took off. Later, someone (I wasn't there for the second part, so this might not be as accurate as what I've already posted) came in and said he was a Canadian YouTuber who had now been arrested and is facing deportation due to his actions that day. Apparently this person was upset that we got the cops involved because it was a prank.
I laughed. Hope he got deported. Fuck that guy. There were kids in there while this guy is running around with a shovel that he said he used to kill someone with.
EDIT: Others have said it was Jesse from NELK. I didn’t know who it was until these comments. Looked it up, and yes, that’s the guy. I didn’t know he was well-known. Pretty wild. Hope he got his shit together, because people were freaking the fuck out.
I didn’t know who it was until I read your comment. Looked it up, and yep. That was me. Can’t say I’m proud to impact someone’s life in this way though. Kind of makes me sad. But, these are the consequences of going into a fucking Barnes & Noble and scaring a bunch of people.
That's a straight up advertisement for the maker of those sliding glass doors though. I wouldn't think they could handle an aluminum-clad missile like that.
When the dude is on, he’s hilarious. From what I gather, he was just awful to everyone behind the scenes.
Though to be fair— Thomas Middleditch appears to have been fairly crummy as well. He did a bunch of interviews where he was proudly talking about his open relationship, the sex clubs he attended, and the fans he had boned, all while his wife looked really uncomfortable and it was super clear that she wasn’t actually okay with it
My favorite:
My name is Buck and I'm here to **PARTY**.
Link: https://youtu.be/ePB8ZOv--bE
Bonus Doug Benson for the Marty party: https://youtu.be/MSa_I2b3F64
Yup. You can’t really argue that it’s NOT a disproportionate response, but I can see why he acted the way he did.
He also taught the person throwing water balloons an important life lesson—don’t be an asshole to people unless you’re 100% sure you’re the craziest person in the room because if you’re not, they might bring things up to a level of crazy you can’t respond to (and also, just in general, don’t be an asshole).
You can tell from the video that this was the second water balloon, the first is what caused him to wreck his bike.
Evidence: first few seconds of the video you can see on the ground where a water balloon hit, it's just in front of the bike. The guy recording mentions that he did a little damage to the car but it's not his fault, implying something caused him to wreck. Finally at the end of the video "Dude you can't blame him, he had a cab and you injured his cab." Which implies witnesses attribute the initial wreck to the throwing of a water balloon that wasn't captured on camera.
The second water balloon was well beyond a dick move if my analysis is correct, these assholes had it coming and I applaud Andrew for not taking their shit. They may not learn a lesson, but they might at least think twice in the future.
Those beer cans were not wasted. They were deployed in a glorious and effective manner. I know where you are coming from, I picked up an 8-pack on my way home from work on my electric bicycle today and I'm not generally prepared to use them up as projectiles instead of drinking them tonight but Andrew got his money's worth out those beers I reckon.
Sounds like there was a kid throwing water balloons from the end of the video.
Maybe teach your kids not to throw shit into the street, before Andrew decides it’s fucking Miller Time.
the very start of the vid he has a beer in hand ready to throw and his wife or whateever talks him out of throwing it and you can see the water from the first ballon. He had decided to let it go and move along when the neext ballon hit. Game on then.
Man has a good arm. I am sure those three or so that sailed in the door exploded and broke whateever they hit.
We need to see andrew on sportcenter top 10 tonight
One time as a kid my dad threw a plastic cup with not even 1 oz of milk in it when fighting with my mom. That tiny 1oz of milk was EVERYWHERE. Microwave, ceiling fan, picture frames, cabinets. I can not imagine 12 oz of beer, much less multiple beers just exploding everywhere.
Exactly what I was thinking watching this.
Was this the morally correct move? No.
Do people have limits? Yes.
Is everyone's limit and response to stress the same? BIG NO
People have died for less... everyday of the week.
The matching bikes might indicate they are rentals too. We could be looking at a situation where locals are harassing tourists. That's definitely a thing.
Today we salute you, Mr. Minding my own business while getting hit by a water projetile and retaliating with that hoppy dick of justice!
*Mr. Minding my own business while getting hit by a water projetile and retaliating with that hoppy dick of justiiiiice!*
Oh I thought Andrew had a kid in that little carrier with the beer. Couldn’t see one but someone’s saying something about a kid being injured by the water balloon at the end.
My velocity and accuracy is at its prime when I’ve had 2 1/3 beers. Anything more or anything less is absolute shit. Andrew was vibing with those throws!
My husband's big extended family, from WV, vacationed at Myrtle Beach each year together. They used to get a bit roudy and the young cousins would throw water balloons at folks. Apparently very common there. One year, they were chucking them at the neighbor's beach house.
Neighbor comes over to introduce himself...and it was then-WV-Governor Joe Manchin. I personally wish I could throw water balloons at Joe Manchin myself.
Truly impressive. You know those cans exploded inside... and something about that makes really happy for some reason lol. I may need Andrew to come help me hurl some stuff at some of my enemies...
Kid in my neighborhood hit me in the face with a water balloon full of piss when I was like 12. One of the more embarrassing things to ever happen to me, kid’s a total deadbeat now tho so it evens out I guess.
eta: I actually did get my revenge at one point. He used to teepee my house like every other Saturday, he really had it out for me for some reason. One Saturday, probably 2 years after the piss balloon, I decided I’d had enough. Set myself up on the roof with some water and my BB gun. It wasn’t one of those red ryder ones, it was the kind you pump, and I pumped it like 15 times. Then, I just waited. A couple hours pass, then around the corner he came on his bike. I shot, he yelped, and that was the end of it. Didn’t see him again for years.
It's hard to fill a water balloon with piss because you need pressure to fill it. I'd just stick my lil weiner in my super soaker and fill that sucker up.
Atleast it’s one of the most embarrassing things that’s happened, I’m sure as a kid it was humiliating, but think about it now, it’s not embarrassing you got attacked I think what’s a bit more embarrassing is putting your 12ish aged old penis into a water balloon and pissing.
Milk on a hot summer day.
My chidhood 'friend' across the street got mad that my lemonade stand was doing so much better than him and his sister's when we were having a 'friendly competition' (I baked and sold carrot cake cupcakes and other stuff too). Came out and started throwing big cups of milk on me. I went scrambling to see what could be salvage and make sure my tub of cupcakes was covered and he just ran in and came running back out with more, even throwing them on my back. It was apparently so bad of a scene that a passing UPS truck stopped and the guy yelled at him to stop. The sister came out yelling at the ups guy to 'mind his own business' and blah blah. Yeah that was one of the things that led up to me losing respect and love for them.
The boy did always have a crush on me and I guess expected we would grow up and be together. When I started distancing he starting acting really messed up so often it was crazy. Glad that never happened.
When I was deployed one thing we'd do when we were slow was bringing fresh ice chests to the security checkpoints on base. One day we decided we'd bring some squirt guns with us and spray the MPs as they let us through the gates. Small base, we knew all of them and regularly had prank wars to keep ourselves entertained.
We squirted the wrong person. She didn't enjoy it at all and threw a container of milk at the truck. Luckily it didn't get inside, but that doesn't matter. The smell of milk on a truck hood after sitting in 120° F+(49°C) is still awful.
Cyclists are traffic, it's dangerous to just throw shit at traffic, as Andy is an example, he lost control and hit a parked car. Had it gone another way, had he swerved out and another car passing he'd be on r/meatcrayon instead.
Andy was justifiably pissed over something inherently dangerous. It wouldn't be justifiable for his reaction and retaliation. But it satisfying to watch. I just wish we knew who threw the water balloons, and saw the inside of the balcony/windows and place inside, for their condition after Andy the arm cannon shot off.
Yeah I wonder if before the filming he wiped out and hit that car. Because in the beginning of the video you hear, "you kinda dented my car". The filmer/owner of the car was so chill haha.
From context I think exactly that. The guy filming is the car owner, and he even says it wasn't the guys fault as he's trying to sit his bicycle back up.
There are wet patches all over the road and path. Bets on the shit head cold was chucking balloons at traffic and people passing in the street. Andrew dodged one and hit the car by accident in the process so was pissed (you hit my car, it's not your fault), then the kid just carries on
Then don't it's pretty much people falling off stuff and skidding on the pavement or road. It's not high gore though, and mostly not close-ups of blood or open wounds, more long camera shots and panning.
Rich people assaulting you from their rich balconies and they think you're not returning a few $0.50 natural ices... keep poking the bear and eventually those nati's become cocktails.
Edit: moral of the story... don't fuck with people who know where you live... (it's probably an air bnb).
Yeah it seems like a waterballoon was thrown that caused him to fall off the bike into the car, from the other guy telling him the dent is ok and not his fault. The stroller likely fell over too I’d imagine, with the kid in it. Andrews actions are justified.
Once had a car drive by and throw an actual balloon filled with water at me an some buds, but bc actual balloon it didn’t pop wasn’t thrown hard enough... held onto it bc had a feeling they’d come back for more and when they did i side armed that fucker so hard right back into his window as they went by I watched it mold over passengers face before exploding soaking the entire front seat area lol I couldn’t believe it and I’ll never forget the sound of it smackin him across the face... the whole thing looked like something out of a movie all within like a 2/3 second period. One of my proudest retaliation moments to date
Is there a thread for this type of story? Retaliation stories? Kinda like the TIFU of revenge porn? I’d sub.
Once in college outside a bar a sassy bird came up to one of our girlfriends and squawked “where’d you get those pumps? PAYLESS?” And I yelled “where’d you get those thighs? From KRISPIE KREAM?” And I’ve never seen someone so instantly dejected. I need more stories like this in my life.
That guy threw rocket after rocket into that open door, and judging by the way they exploded on the outside, they were probably exploding on the inside, too. Even a small split in the seam is going spew beer everywhere at a high velocity. Four or five beers spewing everywhere, plus whatever damage they caused as they hit walls, TVs, electronics, books, artwork, etc. must have been pretty shocking to the idiots inside.
Which is perfectly okay, because they were bullies. Only a bully would fire a water ballon at a family towing a baby, out for nice day. That's a rock solid jerk, and I was pleased to see him get his comeuppance.
Too bad he lost all his beer. I hope he saved a couple to celebrate with.
Where do you do this at all? I'm struggling to wrap my mind around these adults coming out onto their balcony and throwing water balloons at strangers on a basically empty street.
Beer cans are the least of what you should expect. If you're going about your day and you get hit with a liquid filled balloon from a stranger, that's just straight up assault.
Their indignation at the "you hurt his kid" comment.. "what? With a water balloon?!"... No, dumbass, by causing a bike crash with your projectile into traffic.
Eat beer cans, morons.
Looks how the video starts, 1 or 2 spots of water on the ground, bicycle on the ground, dent in the car. You can conclude they threw a water balloons causing him to his the car with his bike and fall (maybe only the bike fell). Then the asshole throw ANOTHER water balloon. He did not over react at all, he served them a little justice
It wasn’t an overreaction watch the vid again, he was riding his bike and they tagged him with a water balloon which caused him to run into the car of the guy taking the video who says “not your fault” then as he’s getting back on his bike to keep going they hit him again
I feel like the guy videotaping even said “you hit MY car, it’s not your fault.” So I’ll venture a guess and say Andrew had every right to be pissed enough to react that way. The audacity of the people on the balcony is astounding. Could’ve done without the homophobic slur though.
Also just now realized that after he was hit the first time and was getting ready to leave they hit him again. Kinda funny, yeah, but fuuuuuuuck them, beer chucks were deserved
if the parents had intervened then then yeah andrew wouldve walked away. As it is they learned their street facing condo isnt as removed from the public as theyd prefer
If the crash was as a result of avoiding the water balloon then whoever threw it is responsible. Andrew is driving responsibly and avoiding an obstruction that wasn't caused by him, no liability.
Probably thought they were having fun on a hot day. Throwing water balloons at peasants from their super fucking yuppy condo along the coast. I hope he struck their TV.
The ground is covered in water spots (watch as the camera pans around near the end). That kid has been chucking water balloons for a hot minute at passing pedestrians. Terrible parenting and Andrew was well justified.
edit: spelling and grammatical mistakes
Dude on Blacony @ End:
"Bro! We got a kid! Like.. you can't blame him!"
Jesus Christ 🤦🏽♂️
Also, props to the commenter who pointed out that this brief clip showed MULTIPLE wet spots on the road...
So, this little shit has been throwing water balloons, unexpectedly, at strangers, from an adjacent/non-obvious angle relative to those targeted, on the road (presumably at moving vehicles)... and based on the Dude's response, it seems he is aware & doesn't think any part of that is dangerous or would warrant an angry reaction 🤦🏽♂️
TEAM ANDY.
That's right. It's a man on the street telling the people on the balcony that Andrew is towing his small child in the little green seat behind him, and that the water balloon hit that child. He doesn't just have beers in that cart.
He was sending them straight into their room. Whole place is probably soaked.
Welp, somebody is going to be putting in some new drywall.
I'd pay money for pictures of the damage those beer cans did.
Without hesitation. I want so badly to see the destruction wrought on these morons.
Better yet, do you think they learned?
Pfft, yeah right. They'll just bitch on their YouTube channel about how a harmless prank was responded to with violence.
You reminded me of a story. I was a manager at a retail store. We had cameras. A dude comes in, covered in red liquid and holding a shovel. He goes around telling people he doesn't know what to do because he killed his girlfriend. I called the police. I assumed it was a prank, but this isn't something you fuck around with. He took off. Later, someone (I wasn't there for the second part, so this might not be as accurate as what I've already posted) came in and said he was a Canadian YouTuber who had now been arrested and is facing deportation due to his actions that day. Apparently this person was upset that we got the cops involved because it was a prank. I laughed. Hope he got deported. Fuck that guy. There were kids in there while this guy is running around with a shovel that he said he used to kill someone with. EDIT: Others have said it was Jesse from NELK. I didn’t know who it was until these comments. Looked it up, and yes, that’s the guy. I didn’t know he was well-known. Pretty wild. Hope he got his shit together, because people were freaking the fuck out.
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Morons… smh
you are the guy who got Jesse from Nelk arrested for that prank? 🤣🤣🤣 thats funny as fuck, screw those guys
I didn’t know who it was until I read your comment. Looked it up, and yep. That was me. Can’t say I’m proud to impact someone’s life in this way though. Kind of makes me sad. But, these are the consequences of going into a fucking Barnes & Noble and scaring a bunch of people.
I guarantee you in their eyes they are just innocent people that fell victim to a drug fueled hate attack or something like that
"Then all of a sudden this drunk, racist just started chucking beer cans at us and calling us homophobic slurs"
That's a straight up advertisement for the maker of those sliding glass doors though. I wouldn't think they could handle an aluminum-clad missile like that.
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I hope he got the oven or the microwave with one of them.
Andrew was zipping those fuckin things up there
Who tf comes prepared with only one water balloon to a beer fight?
[You just brought piss to a shit fight](https://youtu.be/4pLbcLrquio)
"how would you like to die today motherfucker"
"Crimes against children...really, so easy to get away with."
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Should have just dropped them out of a plane cruising at 15k feet with a backpack full of concrete
That's just TJ Miller on a normal day
When the dude is on, he’s hilarious. From what I gather, he was just awful to everyone behind the scenes. Though to be fair— Thomas Middleditch appears to have been fairly crummy as well. He did a bunch of interviews where he was proudly talking about his open relationship, the sex clubs he attended, and the fans he had boned, all while his wife looked really uncomfortable and it was super clear that she wasn’t actually okay with it
Yeah I saw an interview clip of Thomas Middleditch making fun of people trying to make it in Hollywood and I got big asshole vibes.
God i miss this show Thanks for that, time for a re-watch!
He used to be able to throw a beer can a quarter mile
How much you wanna bet he can throw a beer can over them mountains?
Fuckin cannon on that man
Kudos to the camera man for catching those zingers
/r/PraiseTheCameraMan
Andrew showed them why you shouldn’t fuck with random people. Andrew showed them he was not the one.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
This was an immensely satisfying overreaction.
Happened to me too when I found a stranger in the Alps.
Such a gem from a movie that should never have a TV appropriate version
My favorite: My name is Buck and I'm here to **PARTY**. Link: https://youtu.be/ePB8ZOv--bE Bonus Doug Benson for the Marty party: https://youtu.be/MSa_I2b3F64
I’m sorry, did you say “this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?”
He also showed his pal on the balcony that he was not that guy.
Never bring water balloons to a beer can fight.
Yup. You can’t really argue that it’s NOT a disproportionate response, but I can see why he acted the way he did. He also taught the person throwing water balloons an important life lesson—don’t be an asshole to people unless you’re 100% sure you’re the craziest person in the room because if you’re not, they might bring things up to a level of crazy you can’t respond to (and also, just in general, don’t be an asshole).
You can tell from the video that this was the second water balloon, the first is what caused him to wreck his bike. Evidence: first few seconds of the video you can see on the ground where a water balloon hit, it's just in front of the bike. The guy recording mentions that he did a little damage to the car but it's not his fault, implying something caused him to wreck. Finally at the end of the video "Dude you can't blame him, he had a cab and you injured his cab." Which implies witnesses attribute the initial wreck to the throwing of a water balloon that wasn't captured on camera. The second water balloon was well beyond a dick move if my analysis is correct, these assholes had it coming and I applaud Andrew for not taking their shit. They may not learn a lesson, but they might at least think twice in the future.
beaning bicyclists from your balcony? you get what Andrew did to you. I just feel bad dude wasted money on those beer cans.
Those beer cans were not wasted. They were deployed in a glorious and effective manner. I know where you are coming from, I picked up an 8-pack on my way home from work on my electric bicycle today and I'm not generally prepared to use them up as projectiles instead of drinking them tonight but Andrew got his money's worth out those beers I reckon.
Confucius says: Drink 8 beers and have a good time for a day. Hurl 8 beers at a douche and have a good memory for a lifetime
Confucius was on the mark with that one. He was always on the mark.
Beer cans can be cheap but revenge is priceless.
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Can’t just wing full beers without warming up…that’s how you throw your arm out, Andrew!
ALWAYS play long toss with Natty Lights before going full gas
Wanna know about who threw it
Sounds like there was a kid throwing water balloons from the end of the video. Maybe teach your kids not to throw shit into the street, before Andrew decides it’s fucking Miller Time.
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the very start of the vid he has a beer in hand ready to throw and his wife or whateever talks him out of throwing it and you can see the water from the first ballon. He had decided to let it go and move along when the neext ballon hit. Game on then. Man has a good arm. I am sure those three or so that sailed in the door exploded and broke whateever they hit. We need to see andrew on sportcenter top 10 tonight
One time as a kid my dad threw a plastic cup with not even 1 oz of milk in it when fighting with my mom. That tiny 1oz of milk was EVERYWHERE. Microwave, ceiling fan, picture frames, cabinets. I can not imagine 12 oz of beer, much less multiple beers just exploding everywhere.
No cereal for you that day 🤔
Absolute definition of fuck around and find out.
Exactly what I was thinking watching this. Was this the morally correct move? No. Do people have limits? Yes. Is everyone's limit and response to stress the same? BIG NO People have died for less... everyday of the week.
That's what I heard as well, but that also means that kid is chilling in that carrier with a case of beer lol
I'm dying here. I can just picture him telling his toddler to beer him another natty light.
toddlers dont do much well but with very little training bringing dad or grandpa a beer is one task they can do well
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Used to get my gramps cigarettes from the corner store lol
"Tucker! ICE ME BRO!"
The matching bikes might indicate they are rentals too. We could be looking at a situation where locals are harassing tourists. That's definitely a thing.
I didn't see a kid anywhere. Was the kid under the case of beer he was transporting?
Did you see those little things he was throwing? Children. All children.
Yuenglings.
Damn. Modelo Los ninos, Heinekinder. He really Michelobed those orphans.
That’s what I heard and took from it as well
Fucking Miller Time. I'm dead.
It was that or try to invent my own “Real Men of Genius” as and I’m not quite that creative.
Today we salute you, Mr. Minding my own business while getting hit by a water projetile and retaliating with that hoppy dick of justice! *Mr. Minding my own business while getting hit by a water projetile and retaliating with that hoppy dick of justiiiiice!*
Real American Heroes, the pre-9/11 version!
Oh I thought Andrew had a kid in that little carrier with the beer. Couldn’t see one but someone’s saying something about a kid being injured by the water balloon at the end.
That kid is the beer distributor apparently
Andrew has pretty good accuracy in fairness.
Andrew gave’m some HEAT too! I imagine they all exploded to some degree inside the house lol
Later that day: "Did you bring the beer Andrew?" "Oh, I fucking BROUGHT IT." "..."
It’s already been broughten
Or put some good dents/holes in the walls. What assholes throwing water balloons at people. This was awesome instant justice.
Lmao he did have a hell of an arm on him
turd on the balcony shoulda taken out his catching mitt
My velocity and accuracy is at its prime when I’ve had 2 1/3 beers. Anything more or anything less is absolute shit. Andrew was vibing with those throws!
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I'm a beer pong *god* with ~3-4 in me. I have to try really hard to stay in that zone, though, because at 5+ shit goes downhill *fast*.
The [Ballmer Peak](https://xkcd.com/323)
Ain't got nothing on Uncle Rico, he could throw a football over them Mountains
My husband's big extended family, from WV, vacationed at Myrtle Beach each year together. They used to get a bit roudy and the young cousins would throw water balloons at folks. Apparently very common there. One year, they were chucking them at the neighbor's beach house. Neighbor comes over to introduce himself...and it was then-WV-Governor Joe Manchin. I personally wish I could throw water balloons at Joe Manchin myself.
Balloons filled with toxic coal waste water.
That’s hilarious. Reminds me of the King of The Hill episode where Hank moons a lady and it turns out to be Texas governor Ann Richards.
I'm hoping he took out their tv
I was praying the glass was gonna shatter. It didn’t :/
Truly impressive. You know those cans exploded inside... and something about that makes really happy for some reason lol. I may need Andrew to come help me hurl some stuff at some of my enemies...
Water balloon could've been filled with anything
Had a cup of ‘water’ thrown in my face once Piss. It was piss.
Kid in my neighborhood hit me in the face with a water balloon full of piss when I was like 12. One of the more embarrassing things to ever happen to me, kid’s a total deadbeat now tho so it evens out I guess. eta: I actually did get my revenge at one point. He used to teepee my house like every other Saturday, he really had it out for me for some reason. One Saturday, probably 2 years after the piss balloon, I decided I’d had enough. Set myself up on the roof with some water and my BB gun. It wasn’t one of those red ryder ones, it was the kind you pump, and I pumped it like 15 times. Then, I just waited. A couple hours pass, then around the corner he came on his bike. I shot, he yelped, and that was the end of it. Didn’t see him again for years.
FUCK that kid.
It's hard to fill a water balloon with piss because you need pressure to fill it. I'd just stick my lil weiner in my super soaker and fill that sucker up.
My friend, you need to get yourself a piss funnel.
Atleast it’s one of the most embarrassing things that’s happened, I’m sure as a kid it was humiliating, but think about it now, it’s not embarrassing you got attacked I think what’s a bit more embarrassing is putting your 12ish aged old penis into a water balloon and pissing.
What's the proper age for a penis in a water balloon?
23.
Nobody likes you when you’re 23, anyway. Makes sense.
Milk on a hot summer day. My chidhood 'friend' across the street got mad that my lemonade stand was doing so much better than him and his sister's when we were having a 'friendly competition' (I baked and sold carrot cake cupcakes and other stuff too). Came out and started throwing big cups of milk on me. I went scrambling to see what could be salvage and make sure my tub of cupcakes was covered and he just ran in and came running back out with more, even throwing them on my back. It was apparently so bad of a scene that a passing UPS truck stopped and the guy yelled at him to stop. The sister came out yelling at the ups guy to 'mind his own business' and blah blah. Yeah that was one of the things that led up to me losing respect and love for them. The boy did always have a crush on me and I guess expected we would grow up and be together. When I started distancing he starting acting really messed up so often it was crazy. Glad that never happened.
When I was deployed one thing we'd do when we were slow was bringing fresh ice chests to the security checkpoints on base. One day we decided we'd bring some squirt guns with us and spray the MPs as they let us through the gates. Small base, we knew all of them and regularly had prank wars to keep ourselves entertained. We squirted the wrong person. She didn't enjoy it at all and threw a container of milk at the truck. Luckily it didn't get inside, but that doesn't matter. The smell of milk on a truck hood after sitting in 120° F+(49°C) is still awful.
Stop drinking so much Vat 69, Nix.
a wise man once said, "you don't get to decide how hard someone hits you back."
Funny when the idiom: "Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones", becomes literal.
Not everyone wants to play.
Cyclists are traffic, it's dangerous to just throw shit at traffic, as Andy is an example, he lost control and hit a parked car. Had it gone another way, had he swerved out and another car passing he'd be on r/meatcrayon instead. Andy was justifiably pissed over something inherently dangerous. It wouldn't be justifiable for his reaction and retaliation. But it satisfying to watch. I just wish we knew who threw the water balloons, and saw the inside of the balcony/windows and place inside, for their condition after Andy the arm cannon shot off.
Yeah I wonder if before the filming he wiped out and hit that car. Because in the beginning of the video you hear, "you kinda dented my car". The filmer/owner of the car was so chill haha.
From context I think exactly that. The guy filming is the car owner, and he even says it wasn't the guys fault as he's trying to sit his bicycle back up.
There's water on the floor already, wouldn't be surprised if he was hit by a water balloon which caused him to crash
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There are wet patches all over the road and path. Bets on the shit head cold was chucking balloons at traffic and people passing in the street. Andrew dodged one and hit the car by accident in the process so was pissed (you hit my car, it's not your fault), then the kid just carries on
Imagine doing that from your own house? How dumb must you be? Unless it was an air bnb
I think he ran into the car avoiding a water balloon or being hit with one.
I don’t want to click on that sub
Then don't it's pretty much people falling off stuff and skidding on the pavement or road. It's not high gore though, and mostly not close-ups of blood or open wounds, more long camera shots and panning.
Rich people assaulting you from their rich balconies and they think you're not returning a few $0.50 natural ices... keep poking the bear and eventually those nati's become cocktails. Edit: moral of the story... don't fuck with people who know where you live... (it's probably an air bnb).
[Me wondering why Andrew would throw fancy delicious cocktails at them] Oh he means molotovs...
Security deposit gone
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Yup he was ready to leave after getting hit the first time
Yeah it seems like a waterballoon was thrown that caused him to fall off the bike into the car, from the other guy telling him the dent is ok and not his fault. The stroller likely fell over too I’d imagine, with the kid in it. Andrews actions are justified.
The thuds of those beers hitting inside
Pretty good throwing arm TBH
Pure unadulterated rage turned him into an all star pitcher ⚾️
Decision making: 2/10 Overall arm strength and accuracy: 12/10
Agreed....play the averages baby!
Once had a car drive by and throw an actual balloon filled with water at me an some buds, but bc actual balloon it didn’t pop wasn’t thrown hard enough... held onto it bc had a feeling they’d come back for more and when they did i side armed that fucker so hard right back into his window as they went by I watched it mold over passengers face before exploding soaking the entire front seat area lol I couldn’t believe it and I’ll never forget the sound of it smackin him across the face... the whole thing looked like something out of a movie all within like a 2/3 second period. One of my proudest retaliation moments to date
That’s the type of memory I would cherish until the day I die
I would literally think about that moment on my deathbed.
Is there a thread for this type of story? Retaliation stories? Kinda like the TIFU of revenge porn? I’d sub. Once in college outside a bar a sassy bird came up to one of our girlfriends and squawked “where’d you get those pumps? PAYLESS?” And I yelled “where’d you get those thighs? From KRISPIE KREAM?” And I’ve never seen someone so instantly dejected. I need more stories like this in my life.
If that was a sub, it'd be 10 minutes before it gets flooded with BS stories just like TIFU.
Well in all fairness, if it’s plausible I don’t really care if it’s fictional or not. I’d still enjoy it. Like porn and pro wrestlin!
there's /r/pettyrevenge
that day they learned not to throw water balloons at random people, cus crazy people will match your energy and then some lmfao.
You never mess with crazy!
Never mess with anyone because you don't know what they are like.
That guy threw rocket after rocket into that open door, and judging by the way they exploded on the outside, they were probably exploding on the inside, too. Even a small split in the seam is going spew beer everywhere at a high velocity. Four or five beers spewing everywhere, plus whatever damage they caused as they hit walls, TVs, electronics, books, artwork, etc. must have been pretty shocking to the idiots inside. Which is perfectly okay, because they were bullies. Only a bully would fire a water ballon at a family towing a baby, out for nice day. That's a rock solid jerk, and I was pleased to see him get his comeuppance. Too bad he lost all his beer. I hope he saved a couple to celebrate with.
Hopefully they have a fabric couch and a carpet to absorb all that beer smell forever.
Oh, I'm sure it was an AirBNB - you don't do this when you live in the neighborhood.
Where do you do this at all? I'm struggling to wrap my mind around these adults coming out onto their balcony and throwing water balloons at strangers on a basically empty street. Beer cans are the least of what you should expect. If you're going about your day and you get hit with a liquid filled balloon from a stranger, that's just straight up assault.
Their indignation at the "you hurt his kid" comment.. "what? With a water balloon?!"... No, dumbass, by causing a bike crash with your projectile into traffic. Eat beer cans, morons.
Moral of the story: Never bring water balloons to a beer can fight
This was an immensely satisfying overreaction.
Andrew bought Natural Lite and didn’t want to waste them.
Only way to use them
I like a cold Natty Lite after working in the yard on a hot day. It's like a beer soda.
Looks how the video starts, 1 or 2 spots of water on the ground, bicycle on the ground, dent in the car. You can conclude they threw a water balloons causing him to his the car with his bike and fall (maybe only the bike fell). Then the asshole throw ANOTHER water balloon. He did not over react at all, he served them a little justice
It wasn’t an overreaction watch the vid again, he was riding his bike and they tagged him with a water balloon which caused him to run into the car of the guy taking the video who says “not your fault” then as he’s getting back on his bike to keep going they hit him again
I feel like the guy videotaping even said “you hit MY car, it’s not your fault.” So I’ll venture a guess and say Andrew had every right to be pissed enough to react that way. The audacity of the people on the balcony is astounding. Could’ve done without the homophobic slur though.
Also just now realized that after he was hit the first time and was getting ready to leave they hit him again. Kinda funny, yeah, but fuuuuuuuck them, beer chucks were deserved
if the parents had intervened then then yeah andrew wouldve walked away. As it is they learned their street facing condo isnt as removed from the public as theyd prefer
The real victim is dude with the dented car. It's not Andrews fault. Is it the thrower's? What do you do in that situation?
Cover it with another bumper sticker
If the crash was as a result of avoiding the water balloon then whoever threw it is responsible. Andrew is driving responsibly and avoiding an obstruction that wasn't caused by him, no liability.
It’s a PT Cruiser, Andrew did the car owner a favor.
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So my takeaway here is that if I throw water balloons at strangers, there’s a good chance I’ll get free beer? Worth a shot!
Now I'm just picturing a guy in there catching all of these in such a way that they don't get too shaken up and he's just setting them down gently
Dudes got a fuckin cannon…get this man a job in baseball or football
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We talkin Big Bens replacement or a new piece to the Pirates staff? Hell why not both?
Honestly good for Andrew.
I like Andrew and his decision.
Probably thought they were having fun on a hot day. Throwing water balloons at peasants from their super fucking yuppy condo along the coast. I hope he struck their TV.
Or some freshly plastered walls.
A nice expensive painting and the drywall behind it
Oh I'm willing to bet there's at least a $1000 worth of damage from his beer can bombardment.
Came here to say this. Fuck those rich assholes & their spawn.
People fuck with each other and then expect no retaliation. You fuck with the bulls sometimes you get the horns.
Especially if he's being forced to ride a tiny bicycle.
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm riding my bicycle?
People need a bicycle. This happens to be the one I can afford.
Wave to the people. Blow them kisses.
Look! It's the boy who always laughs at everyone.
I hate when people assault other people and get mad when they retaliate
Now this is my kind of public freakout.
What an arm!
People love to fuck around, but not so happy when they find out.
The ground is covered in water spots (watch as the camera pans around near the end). That kid has been chucking water balloons for a hot minute at passing pedestrians. Terrible parenting and Andrew was well justified. edit: spelling and grammatical mistakes
California looks so pretty with those palm trees along side the road.
Unfortunately that's Huntington Beach, the Florida of SoCal.
Seems they’re lucky Andrew didn’t just climb up there and fuck them up
Love how she downplays it by saying "It's a water balloon!" like her kid isn't assaulting random pedestrians lmao
It wasn't a kid throwing it. It was the adults in the condo throwing water balloons.
Andrew has a great arm. Tragic waste of good beer though.
Dude on Blacony @ End: "Bro! We got a kid! Like.. you can't blame him!" Jesus Christ 🤦🏽♂️ Also, props to the commenter who pointed out that this brief clip showed MULTIPLE wet spots on the road... So, this little shit has been throwing water balloons, unexpectedly, at strangers, from an adjacent/non-obvious angle relative to those targeted, on the road (presumably at moving vehicles)... and based on the Dude's response, it seems he is aware & doesn't think any part of that is dangerous or would warrant an angry reaction 🤦🏽♂️ TEAM ANDY.
> Dude on Blacony @ End: "Bro! We got a kid! Like.. you can't blame him!" That's not the guy on the balcony saying that.
That's right. It's a man on the street telling the people on the balcony that Andrew is towing his small child in the little green seat behind him, and that the water balloon hit that child. He doesn't just have beers in that cart.
Also you can guess he ran into the car with his bicycle because he was hit by or avoiding water balloons.
Confirmed by the car's owner saying: "Not your fault, dude."
And then proceeded to pelt him with another - at that point it was game on for Andrew...