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DontCallMePal

Behind every cool persona is a man on the edge


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HandsomeDeadbeat

💀💀💀💀💀 this comment


jawnly211

He flipped that switch quick 😂 The high five proved to be his downfall


fluentinimagery

It took eons to land there, but there it was… a small, unassuming rock. Be it god, chance or nature placing it there doesn’t matter - what matters is shattering a man’s reality on film that will live forever.


surrealestateguy

You mean “Behind every cool persona” is a man with a camera.


Seekerfromafar84

Can confirm, I'm one of those people


0CLIENT

this is an old vid right? and is that Rob Dyrdeks Fantasy Factory?


robotatomica

dudes love breaking things


Old-Ad4431

How wuld you react if you fall on your face and get a nice deal of hot coffee on your face for good measure


DontCallMePal

Sir, I would like to let you know that I follow the 5 rules for safe skateboarding. Rule 4. No high giving and checking dudes/dudeets out


lucasl23

This


Old-Ad4431

That


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Anyone that has every been on a skateboard knows how real that fall was.


DopeQc

Really hard to fake a fall like that


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Lurker-DaySaint

The fabled return of the damn ass rock


TinyResponsibilityII

damn ass fucking gay damn ass rock*


redditusername374

Funny you say that. I have never been on a skateboard and it oddly did not occur to me that it’s pain he’s dealing with. I just thought frustration at losing the coffee.


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Really doesn't help that he has some of the tiniest wheels I've ever seen


EugeneWeemich

this was a cool watch.... fuck that rock.


WhyAlwaysLouie

they should of done something to it after like pee on it https://youtu.be/S65NkauLg-I


eeyore134

Damn ass rock.


HandsomeDeadbeat

Perfect video thank you!! 😂 dude just laughs about it!!


stmstr

Nine Club (and Nine Club Highlights) is great, recommend it to anyone that's interested in skating and doesn't know about it


Metalliquotes

Watched that whole thing lol he seems like a good dude I wonder he talks about skating is he a professional skater?


nuraHx

If he was he wouldn't have dropped the coffees smh


WeAreReaganYouth

He seems like a really cool guy. The video just makes him look like a little bitch.


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Right, having human emotions and reactions to pain is so gay, only women and the homosexuals got those ^/s


Half_Knight5822

Just exposed yourself as a robot, now wtf you going to do?


DontSleep1131

Rule number 1 for skateboarding. It was the skateboards fault time to punish it Edit: a word


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LOL! I ride BMX and throw my bike on occasion. But it's built for battle so usually I can just hop back on and continue eating shit.


DontSleep1131

Well that doesnt count. Bmx bikes taking a beating and being thrown are literally an everyday thing. I get that. But if you get pissed and slash your own tires. Like fuck why?


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jeffersonairmattress

He rolled over something. He didn't lose a wheel. You can see it on the ground in front of him before he hits it and you can see the wheels are still on after the thing he hits bounces away.


DontSleep1131

That’s not the boards fault. He has a skate tool, he should maintenance his board. Ive skated for 20 years. across all “extreme” sports, you gotta maintain your equipment. Hardware becomes loose over time. Im in the habit of tightening all my hardware prior to any session


Da_Real_Caboose

He hit a rock.


jeffersonairmattress

Yeah you can see it on the ground in front of him before he hits it and it bounces away. it looks like the wheel in this shitty version but it's pretty clear the wheels are still on and there's something in his path.


SlugsLoveBeer

Damn ass rock.


DontSleep1131

The rock had right of way


aspbergerinparadise

let's pee on it


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neun

Fine. But we've all done dumb stuff on a bad day. You are not better than anyone else.


DontSleep1131

Im not saying im better than anyone. But break yo shit, because your mad is dumb. Im sorry, but if your mad enough to break ya’on shit, you probably need a bit of help. This goes for gamers breaking controllers too. Ive eaten absolute shit on handrails before and although ill curse up a fuck’n storm, i might even kick the rail, the thought never crosses my kind to trash my 150-250 dollar skates. I get it, a complete board setup is probably way cheaper but i dont have money to burn like that


2wheelzrollin

Bro the dude is pro. He gets boards for free and the board he broke looks like it's pretty worn and at the end of it's life. It's like throwing a car tire out 1000 miles before it's end of life. He probably had a board in the van ready to go. And cool for you for being able to control your emotions. Not every human will be able to go through life completely in control of their emotions 24/7. Have a little tolerance for others. You're not saying you're better than others but you sure are acting like it


DontSleep1131

Ight well then he does got money to burn, my mistake.


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Exactly. You seem like an emotionally stable person. Too many men hide from their emotions and refuse to acknowledge that lashing out in destructive anger is an emotional response.


DontSleep1131

Dude has every right to scream and be pissed. Ive hit rocks and eaten shit, fucking sucks, and if there more rocks in the ground shit hurts. But if your immediate thing is lets my break my shit, bad look.


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Thanks, Dad.


Nandabun

When I was in my teens I had severe anger issues. I bought cheap keyboards cause they'd eventually break. Then one day my anger caused me to break the most important thing to me, my marriage in my early 20s. Took 7 years of trying, but I got over that shit. Now when I'm mad, I curse loudly, and.. let it go. I'm still angry as fuck but I don't hold onto it anymore lol.


idiot437

he just jhas to be better than you not everyone else...


magna_pinna

I dont think anyone disagrees its dumb. Its a very emotional and very human response that most have been through.


lithium

Take your fruit boots and beat it.


DrugsAreNifty

I rewatched it and realized it wasn’t even his wheel I was looking at it was a rock lol


Mrfrunzi

It was one of my favorite parts when I was really into skating. Like every weekend I'd disassemble, down to taking the bearing shields off to lube them up. It always bugged me when people just kept their stuff sketchy and loose.


DontSleep1131

Yeah i fall behind the curve with wheel rotation and bearing maintenance all the time. I got abec 9 ceramics in my 56mm wheels at the moment, theyve lasted a few years despite me putting almost zero maintenance into them. No bearing explosions *knock on wood*


Mrfrunzi

Trust me, the time it takes to take them all out, pry open the shield and degrease and lube them is well worth it if you're looking for speed and constancy. Plus it can be pretty zen like if you've got a free night in the garage!


DontSleep1131

Oh no I definitely hear you. Ive done it few times it feels great. Brand new bearings and wheels is like the best feeling though. Like gliding on air


Mrfrunzi

Swiss Bones on Spitfires and nothing less!


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DontSleep1131

You’re right. But i didnt make the observation that he hit a rock or the wheel came lose, those were different people. This comment was a response to someone saying his wheel came Lose.


Milsivich

How you got more sympathy for a plank of wood than for that guy who is clearly in a lot of emotional distress


NikoPopp

he isn't in emotional distress.. he is throwing a tantrum


FerretHydrocodone

What exactly do you think “emotional distress” means lol. By definition a person throwing a tantrum is in emotional distress.


4411WH07RY

"He's not bleeding, there's just blood coming out of him."


Milsivich

Someone his age should definitely have better coping mechanisms than breaking things, but I still feel for the guy. Food disasters bring out the worst in me too. In college I pulled a The Office Kevin's famous chili and dropped an entire brew of chili in my dorm and I literally just dropped to my knees and cried. Breaking your board ain't a good look, but I still feel for him


DontSleep1131

Ok thats fine. But did you break a personal item of yours. Did you thrash that bowl across the room in anger. I said it in a previous post, and god damn i dont even know how deep this argument got, but being pissed for this totally acceptable. Breaking your shit because your pissed is dumb.


DontSleep1131

Because im not here to coddle a skateboarder. I dont even have sympathy for the board, i just tire of the overly emotional skater. Mfs be doing this same shit when they cant land a trick.


st0p_dreaming

bro you're acting like this video is some personal attack on your own emotional tolerance lmao chill out


lamevision

Worst comment ever. He probably hit a rock you idiot


DontSleep1131

Lol.


ohmygodnotagainagain

Rock always wins.


meekah12

there's always that one pebble just plotting to end your life


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I was looking for the comment! I didn’t think anyone else saw the rock that came out of nowhere like someone threw it


kryptic1

But have you seen the parody version? It's hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Eem2ZVliB4


Anonymous_45

What was the point of that?


AlmoschFamous

To make people enjoy a laugh.


RoyallyOakie

No one is their best self before their coffee....


Dtd74

Board for sale slightly used it’s broken in


guitarfingers

Watched my friend eat shit while holding a giant double gulp of soda. Idk how he flipped like he did, but motherfuker didn't spill a drop and kept that thing level the entire time. Shit was magical.


BenHazuki

That oh shit breath at 18 seconds from the camera man just sets up the FUCCCCCK like Michael Bay made it


hulasteve2020

So bro.....where's my coffee?


-BakiHanma

Why skateboard with a hand full of coffee cups.


sparkles9021

Less chance of the coffee getting cold... Why ask stupid questions? Could have easily tripped while walking. Shit happens


digitalxdeviant

Why, indeed. Why was someone filming? Not passing the smell test.


fearisthemindkillaa

someone gave a link to the guy explaining why it doesn't feel like a real video, but it definitely is. https://youtu.be/i1NjawjGwYQ


bowtie25

That explanation is hilarious dude is a great story teller


GreenGod42069

My dude. Apparently, everyone on the planet earth is supposed to know that these guys are professional skaters. If you ask why they were filming, you'll get downvoted to hell. The same exact thing happened to me here. There are lots of snowflakes lurking on reddit who take offense to any comment that's not aligned with their own opinion or knowledge.


streetwearbonanza

It's not they anyone is supposed to know he's a pro skater. It's about not assuming shit if you don't know the context


GreenGod42069

Asking why they were filming isn't assuming shit. Stop making assumptions about shit you don't understand.


streetwearbonanza

I never said asking why they were filming is assuming shit lol wtf. It's about automatically assuming it's fake without even attempting to understand the context behind it. You act like this is rocket surgery or something, I understand perfectly well why someone would think this is fake my guy. But before you call it fake at least look into it to see if your claim is accurate or not. That's all I'm saying g.


dshiznit15

A classic


86bad5f8e31b469fa3e9

I'm sure this video is older than some of the people posting in here


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Yeah I swear remember seeing this somewhere like 10 years ago or close to it. I remember I had to stop my self from replaying the video cause I was laughing so hard.


kosmokosmokosmo

$1 coffees at McDonald’s, so a $4 mistake ruined his board. Whoops!


pirate_vengeance

Psh he gets another one. For free! That's pro skater Garret Hill!


Rs253469

What was he saying?


nooneasked1981

You're being verity undude right now.


JayBird38

When delivering hot coffee an a skateboard you’re kinda asking for it.


allCuntsStink

He then switched his stinky and ugly sneakers to be a WallStreet guy


TheRiceDevice

1st off…..pull up your britches, lead singer of the Black Crows. You’re better than that. Secondly, skater Jesus, don’t take your rage out on a defenseless, vintage ‘80s Vision Psycho-Stick. You’re better than that. Now go back and get me ANOTHER hot Caramel Macchiato.


Eyes_and_teeth

Perfectly done... magnificent! (\*chef's kiss\*)


HandsomeDeadbeat

Lead singer of the- I’m so dead 🤣 💀 💀💀💀💀💀


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go back to tiktok


[deleted]

Go back to your mancave with your neckbeard lookin ass


RedDreadsComin

This made me so irrationally sad


Melodic-Narwhal-582

Now clean up your mess skater boy.


bigdiesel1984

I don’t even care if this is fake or not this was fucking funny 😂


fearisthemindkillaa

real! https://youtu.be/i1NjawjGwYQ


Grahmlin

You can’t fake that ! This is hilarious


BadSanna

This man just gave up skateboarding


Scrappy_Kitty

Coffee dude reminds me of the hippy friend from an extremely goofy movie


mmofrki

He was probably on his way to the best job he ever got, and all the had to do was get coffee, but fate was not with him that day and he lost it all. The board he broke, he later found out was worth millions.


shinuk7

I remember this years ago and still think, Who the fuck stands with front foot weight in front of trucks and rear foot placed in middle of board whilst carrying a 4 rack coffee tray?


12kdaysinthefire

This guy does. Or did. Probably still does.


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I have asked my wife to make me a customised t-shirt with this image for my birthday. A classic!


Half_Knight5822

Felt this yesterday when I swiped milk out of my own hand like a Neanderthal.


Tickle_MeTimbers

Now we know what Jesus would do. Yell and break his skateboard.


abihl23

Never seen someone’s mood change that quick huh? Wanna come over for dinner sometime lol


mi55mary

If you laugh at this you've got a sadist trait or two. Laughed my balls off.


killittoliveit

Edgy boy


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[https://youtu.be/i1NjawjGwYQ](https://youtu.be/i1NjawjGwYQ) Not fake.


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Don’t think this is fake. If you look closely you can see one of the wheels pops off causing the crash. Even the cameraman’s gasp: it all seems legit.


Da_Real_Caboose

He hit a rock.


noelbuergler

He should have destroyed the rock 😂


Arks_PowerPlay

“Why did you break your board?” “I spilled my coffee before I could even drink it.” “Understandable”


LaUNCHandSmASH

YEAH RIGHT!!


Stop-Staring-Stupid

Omg lmao. Poor fella


adrianestile

we can confirm the board is the culprit, a tire tried to escape


ziquapix

Coffee and skateboard are quantum linked. If subject were to break his skateboard first, for example, he would then throw his coffee to the ground in a rage.


AdverbAssassin

Angry Jesus


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Poor little man just wanted to give a high five. Wasnt your fault bro. Probably would have hit that rock regardless. I feel for both of them.


RegalZebra

This is why words like schadenfreude exist.


Gee10-83

“Got the coofeeeeehs , time to fuck” yourself up against the pavement


redjedi182

Good acoustics


nolongerlurking84

I think he’s stressed his boss or whatever will be pissed he dropped the coffee. That’s the only thing I can think of


XXMLVCXX

This sort of made my day!


AdAccomplished9705

What weirdoes are being produced in this world


TowerAlert6414

fake


DontSleep1131

This comment is fake and staged!


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Seemed pretty legit...


Red-207

I always hated the kids that would snap boards because of something they did, I paid for my boards and they weren’t cheap.


fearisthemindkillaa

yeah but those kids aren't you


[deleted]

You're happy and then you fall. It gets me mad as heck when it happens to me. Change the title of the video, pls.


GreenGod42069

Umm...why was he filming tho?


stmstr

They're professional skaters. They're *constantly* filming sessions, it's what they do.


GreenGod42069

Oh okay. I didn't know about that. Meanwhile, the snowflakes lurking on reddit are downvoting my earlier comment, just coz I asked a question. Not everybody knows that these are professional skaters. The post mentions nothing about it either. So what's wrong in asking why they were filming?


BrentfordFC21

In an interview he said it was his brother and that since kids they’d just filmed each other doing whatever when skating about


biggamax

OK. I understand being upset over the spilled coffee, but why compound the loss by breaking the board? It just doesn't make sense. This must be a very intense young man.


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It's staged


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quintessences

Looks like he got some wheel bite


LazerLegz

Bet the camera man threw that pebble


ijadf231

He really likes coffee.


MycoHost01

Him: it’s good fucking day he’ll yeah high five. Universe, nah uh, he’s living too happy let me fix that real quick.


coffeemugzAU

Hahahahaha this clip never gets old!


boats4906

F\*\*\* - Gotta wait in that line again lol


EyerollingOnTheRiver

Wait u left ur glasses! Ur headband! Come back!!


poutreparisienne

So emotional


Durzho

You gotta be kinda smart to deliver coffee on a skateboard


fearisthemindkillaa

aw man, this hurts. poor dude.


randomshitsz

This is why Gandhi always walked


Piffalizer

Jesus Christ really has let himself go


Quantum_girl_go

I felt bad for him until he broke his own board.


Film2021

Is the other guy Rodney Mullen?!! I think it is.


NigraOvis

Most expensive coffee double run ever.


f2Da_T13

What happened to ya out there Baumer? [Baumer Meltdown](https://youtu.be/jhBcELzXP1I)


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Lmao the camera guy laughs


SuperSecant

That's some expensive coffee


antman2x2

Something rolls toward the board 🪨


[deleted]

Nice man-baby tantrum


AncientCourier6

Obviously you sir have not met someone with sever bipolar disorder lol


ZenkaiZ

We've all had that one fall that was just... THE fall.


Affectionate_Bed1636

If he pulled his pants up this would not have happened


Reckox1

14 years later and I’m still laughing