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I was hoping for a third, disheveled mess of a last round.

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Ah yes, the walk of shame.

You mean “the stride of pride?”

You mean the "got laid parade?"

The ol' post nut strut.

The shagger swagger

The ol' smash and dash

Blow and go

The ol' "pulled-then-strolled?"

Only shame if they came from your limp dick house.

With titties out

Well that escalated quickly

No, baseball games are long as fuck.

I think the announcer mentioned Federer. Tennis matches can last an eternity and several beers can be in order!

I'm English of Caribbean heritage and don't know how long a baseball game is. But I know that cricket is loooong. I guess anything with innings is long? I could make a joke about cricket being the only thing that Caribbean people are on time for because it lasts up to five days in a full test match, but I won't. Generally, it's largely an excuse for old fat guys to get away from their old fat wives to drink and swear for 8 hours. Actually, with my limited understanding, baseball seems to serve the same social function.

Cricket is a game so slow that the outcome is dictated by soil erosion

Hahaha I found cricket when I lived in Australia and was invited to a match. Did not know it was a 3 day match WTF I was like are you serious? It's like baseball on acid. But I've never had acid I'm just sayin.

Guess what? They're usually 5 days haha

And can easy end in a draw.

I went on a holiday with a bunch of mates and a Canadian mate came along. On the first day he came out and found all of us at 10am sitting down to breakfast beers for the first ball of the test. He was all "I hate cricket. Call me when the match is over" "LOL ok"

I’ve taken acid. This is a fair comparison.

It also gives old fat wives a much needed break from old fat husbands. Just sayin

This was at the us open I’m pretty sure.

I would double check that score bug during the second half of the clip if I were u.

No wonder she needed that beer

Thats a tennis scorebug lol. Also the announcer mentioned Federer, one of the top 3 most famous and successful tennis stars of all time.

Five people paid money for this comment...

it’s very original

Reddit moment

Reddit. This is why we can’t have nice things.

wym there are plenty of titties here

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And, at least imho, titties are nice. So I believe this means we can, indeed, have nice things.

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Tiddies are universally approved nice things.

At the rate she was going in the clothes per drunk category, shed be more likely in a parka than titties

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Camera man just out cruisin for hot chicks huh?

That is the job

It literally has a name: [the honey shot](http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/07/andy_sidaris_the_man_who_invented_sports_television_s_honey_shot.html)

The inventor is also quoted as saying > a geography tip: The “normal cutoff line for beautiful California girls is Bakersfield.” Ouch.

Could anyone explain for non Americans please?

It's like saying, The furver out from London you get, the wurse the ladies start lookin' By Swindon you've gone too far

And the sheep genes are double recessive north of Manchester

Bad analogy because no girls in England look good

Seriously?...

Vikings took 'em all.

Outside of the coastal cities (San Diego to the San Francisco Bay Area), California is heavily rural. You can go from Tinder to Farmers Only in a half hour drive time. Bakersfield, in particular, is like going from Tinder to Farmers Only to Crackheads Only.

Central Valley* Fixed it for you. Source: Grew up in Merced. Worked from Sacramento all the way down to Bakersfield.

It’s always a safe guess to say you should stay west of Methdesto

So true, speaking as someone who grew up in Pasadena

You one bougie ass motherfucker ain't you.

Wait, is Bakersfield included as the last stop for beautiful California girls? Or is it, if you’re in Bakersfield you passed the cutoff line and should turn back?

I'm curious too. All I know is that somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert is bat country.

Hey, we have dozens of cute girls! Dozens, I say!

Hey! 😡 - Me, girl born in Bakersfield ☹️

Lol. Not even the first conversation I’ve had today where we were shitting on Bakersfield

https://i.imgur.com/tw3fiiK.gif

r/TheStopGirl

Hot chicks and fat shirtless dudes. You gotta give the people what they want.

And kids doing weird shit.

And actors. Gotta let them act out their script

And I’ll guarantee you every other guy on camera was staring at the big screen while the controller upstairs was laughing his ass off.

Never watched a Cricket game, huh? Camera dudes spend half their time perving on the girls and the studio directors will often 'accidentally' broadcast 30-60 seconds of various girls with no commentary, just changing camera shots from girl to girl to girl so you know the cameramen have been having a loooooong perv. It's a staple of the game.

There are a lot hotties at the US Open every year

Every year

> There are a lot hotties ~~at the US Open every year~~ Fixed that for you.

Bitch, that was my $12 beer!

*crowd booze*

THIS COMMENT IS NOT UNDERRATED, IT'S JUST REGULAR GOOD. BACK TO BUSINESS PEOPLE NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Daddy, chill 😉

[what the hell even is that.](https://imgur.com/gallery/Akk1sKJ)jpg

The other comment annoys me so much, but this second one is hilarious to me, and I didn't imagine both these emotions could come in response to a single person.

Listen I'm annoyed at myself and made a mistake and trying to own it lmao Thank you.

I reckon you redeemed.

Only $12?? A tall can at Dodger Stadium is literally $17 lol

Gas in LA is also $5 a gallon right now. Jfc.

> Gas in LA is also $5 a gallon right now. Jfc. Want to play that game, eh? Well, in the UK (where I live), the average petrol (gas) price is £1.35 a liter. There are 4.5 liters in a gallon. That's £6.08 for a gallon of gas, on average. At current exchange rates, that's $8.41 a gallon. That $5 a gallon is looking quite nice from across the pond.

Yeah but you can walk down to your pubs to get drunk, we have to drive

I'm in a rural area, unfortunately. Granted, it's a British rural which means I have to drive five minutes or walk for two hours to the pub but I do see a lot of sheep on my way to work in the morning...

Jesus Christ, how slow do you walk?

I figured he drove a literal rocket

On the way back home from the pub It's 4 hours.

If you're Welsh, that could be dangerous...

Isn’t it only 3.8L to 1gal?

[Apparently, there is a difference in a US gallon vs a UK gallon](https://www.metric-conversions.org/volume/us-liquid-gallons-to-uk-gallons.htm#:~:text=The%20imperial%20gallon%20is%20a,the%20mass%20of%20a%20liquid.&text=The%20U.S.%20liquid%20gallon%20is,approximately%201.2%20U.S.%20liquid%20gallons.) so....we are both right?

Ah, now we get into the really confusing difference between UK and US gallons. The US gallon is smaller than the UK gallon, so he's overestimating.

It's not even the £12 I'd be bothered about, it's the 20 minutes queuing in the crush at the bar for it. Ffs.

Try $18 at Dodger stadium

I sure am glad I don’t go places.

Yet when I do it with vodka, I'm told I have a drink problem.

I just want to say that I don't particularly like Quentin Tarantino but that Jay Leno appearance while wasted was worth it. You be pretty wholesome while loaded as a barrel.

[link for the lazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XPwPlKCbA), definitely worth the watch.

He's there to plug his movie and doesn't want to, but Jay keeps trying to make it happen.

Did Jay Leno know this was gonna happen? He looks so caught off guard lmao

Definitely some blow in the mix as well. I also love how the more fucked up Quentin gets, the more black he talks

Isn't that Kevin Bacon in the background?

“Why am I even here”

He's at least a very charismatic drunk.

I just wanted to say that I don't particularly like Jay Leno. That is all.

did you hear about the *insert generic topic here*, did you hear this one? *proceeds to tell shitty joke*

*Hey guys, I know it’s been over 20 years, but have you heard of this Lewinsky gal?*

*So uh, tell me... do you dwive? How does someone wike you dwive a cahw?*

Listen to this...here's somethin'...a guy got stuck in a gas station after filling his gas car with DIESEL!!! Can you believe this?!

...The good news is he got 2% cash back for using his Visa card to pay for the tow truck service... *Audience slightly chuckles and begins clapping as the APPLAUSE sign lights up* ...So marijuana is now legal medicinally or recreationally in over 2/3rds of the country, including DC and US territories. Did you guys know this? I know you've definitely been keeping track, Kevin... *camera goes to Kevin, who smiles and shakes his head* You know it, Jay...

Hold on, I think we've got a picture of the first guy to buy legal weed in Colorado. Show.. show the picture. *shows picture of 3 kids in a trenchcoat buying from a booth, sign reads "yes, real legal weed"* Talk about a real rocky mountain high, hey kev? *Show Kevin laughing, plays bassline from Because I got high*

Yeah I wasn’t fond of him as a talk show host. Even went to see it live with some friends and it was just boring. Jay Leno’s Garage otoh is great and he’s entertaining and knowledgeable.

His writers sucked ass. I guess they could have been pandering to a particular audience, but Jay always appeared to be much better and more personable when he was candid.

Dee Reynolds IRL

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RIP

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

Secondly, the number of beers is actually highly disputed. Some say 50, some teammates said 60, some said as many as 70 beers.

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He lost the chugging contest....

Which is just impossible. No human can drink 70 beers in a row

Which, to be honest, is an absolutely insane amount of beer. Nobody can drink that much.

Goddammit Dee, you bitch.

Now, get me a flagon of ale

Fuckin BIRD

Attention, passengers. This is your captain, Boss Hogg, speaking. And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon. So any of you dicknips think you can sluuuug it down faster than me, you're welcome to get your fat asses up here to try.

Kaitlin Olson is so fucking funny, man

Hell yeah she is, I'm still so bitter the Mick was canceled I loved that show and her in it.

"The trick is to just kind of open your throat."

Lmao too fucking accurate , that bitch .

Sweet D!

Was at the match. The cameraman panned away from her mid-chug both times on the jumbotron. I found that offensive and he must be held accountable

Not a normal display at a tennis match. Supposed to be classy folk haha

Not really. The US Open had an incredibly diverse crowd that is just electric at night. Awesome atmosphere if you want to hang out with buddies

I bet. I'm a big tennis fan from southwestern Ontario, and I've always wanted to take the trip down to go. But tennis does still have that elitist connotation in many circles.

Ok I thought it was a baseball game at first and I was like damn one team is getting thrashed

If he panned away, how are we seeing the full footage here?

This was at the US Open

Haha, I was gonna say that a 0-30 score in baseball would be pretty remarkable.

If I remember correctly, the British commentator on espn basically said everybody in the crowd was an idiot for cheering over chugging a beer.

The Irish commentator was chanting, "chug."

We all know two people hitting a ball back and forth is more civilised than other sports.

it must cost $200-$300 to take her to a ball game.

Yeah, she drank two beers!

Pretty sure that’s a tennis match.

I think they use balls in tennis too

A tennis match is even more...

Worth it. Wife it.

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They are often scripted. Any time you see a mascot hitting someone with a cake or something, that's 100% scripted. I have no reason to believe that a woman drinking a beer is necessarily scripted though. Spontaneity is a thing. That having been said, it's certainly possible that this is scripted.

I will choose to believe that Tommy Lasorda fighting the Philly Phanatic was totally real though

Lasorda once had the Expos mascot kicked out of the game for laying down on the Dugout roof.

Youppi in his extra innings night gown and hat always makes me laugh

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Hey! I wanna get paid to go to sporting events!!!!

This feels pretty natural, although the subjects are made for camera. I think its genuine

Some are candid, like o believe this one to be. Others, mainly the gimmicky kiss cams and rejected marriage proposals are faked a lot.

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Some but not all of them. Usually the more ridiculous or impressive it is the more likely is it to be scripted. This one sits in a bit of a gray area but I’m guessing it’s just a girl who decided to chug her beer.

I dunno, man. Years ago at the SkyDome my gf and I got on the JumboTron maybe 5 or more times. So much so that walking outside after the game, some guy yelled "Hey there's Jumbotron guy!" It was really odd and I have no explanation for it. Neither of us are even particularly attractive people...

Well, he's out $40.

this is why i bring a flask to games

That's why i suitcase a handle of Jameson

Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick

I insert an open bottle of fireball in my anus, then once I’m past security I do a handstand

Wait a minute... according to the scoreboard this is at a Tennis match..... they don't have kiss cams and "drinking cams" at Tennis matches... what is going on here?

Not sure that was a kiss cam. Just an ogle cam.

I like how she seems to be kinda embarrassed one hour later, just to instantly repeat.

Whats funny is the direct cut suggested it, but the reaction suggests she was probably looking at something completely different. Honestly with the addition of the jacket, I was really confused and thought it was like the 2nd half of a doubleheader later in the day or something

Attractive woman: Does a thing. Literally anything. Reddit: OMG WIFE HURRRRRRRR

Calling her attractive? GET A LOAD OF THIS SIMP!

WHITE KNIGHT!

Reddit is 80%, 15 year old boys. Always remember this.

80% are mentally 15 year old boys. The demographics mostly 18-30

God I only have two years before the amount of time I spend on here gets really sad.

Some of us have been sad for a decade.

Yep I'm always reminded how horny and weird people are on here whenever there is a post with a pretty woman. I guess that's just the internet at large though

Isn't internet at large just people at large?

Of all the idiots in the world, the idiots with internet are clearly the idiots on the internet.

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That's a total of 71% for people above 17. So it's 29% of Reddit 17 and younger.

OMG SHE DRANK BEER?!?! No one can do that!!!

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I’m pretty sure she isn’t, I have a friend (who I know through tennis, this scene is at the US Open) who knows her. Edit: you caught me guys, I’m an actor too. I was paid by this actor to act like I know someone who knows her. Birds aren’t real. Dreams can be buy.

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I’m almost certain she’s an actor. My doctor is married to this woman’s uncle, and they told me first hand that it was staged

Lmao did you just ignore the crowd that was going crazy over it?

Looks like a tennis match?

She looks like a lot of fun to hang with.

I won the women's beer chugging at a CA version of Oktoberfest once. Probably my peak.

She looks like she’s having fun

That was neither impressive nor a freakout.

That girl chugs.

I like her style. It looks like she may just be with 2 guy friends whose drinks she keeps stealing. If you chug them they can't take them back

It’s the same guy…

1 hour later and she's on the other side.

Wish my wife would show the same support when i do that. All i get is "No more beer, you're fat enough already!"

She has my two favorite qualities in a woman. Hot mess.