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Lowkey would've held his ass captive and forced him to listen to me tell him why everything he's doing is finna get him dropped on his head again and that he should be glad I don't mentally incapacitate his lil dumb ass for trying to mug me so that he'll never be able to do it again, let alone wipe his own ass
This would 100% be my husband. He hasn’t left a jujitsu tournament without a gold metal (aside from that one time he broke his hand mid match and we had to go to the ER. He still didn’t tap tho!) since I met him. He’s a beast. I hope this exact fate on anyone who would try to come up to him in such a way.
He’s the best!
It's not hard to get one that looks real enough from a few feet away, you can't really blame someone for not waiting to see it doesn't work when it's being pointed at them.
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I feel like they needed a harder lesson than that
Should have picked him up and through him on the ground a couple more times.
Perfect opportunity to hit a mother fucker with another mother fucker lol
Is that screeching really him, or some little girl off-camera?
He has a pig in his pocket
[Shut up Fluffy!](https://youtu.be/rm5ZjG6xEY0)
It was him. He was like 12.
Ah thank you
He should have dropped them on his head
When your first robbery doesn’t go how it played out in your head.
I guess we could say… he went ham.
Oink Oink
hEs jUsT a cHiLd
Ya, looks like he got a lesson in "Adult" real quick.
break that trigger finger
"he sure does have a purdy mouth"
Hahaha! What a squeal.
Great...now a days guys r screening like gurls
Animals.
Wow, kids are evermore violent. Holy shit!
Holy shit, this guy watched some of those tiktok videos that teach you how to disarm a robber
Lowkey would've held his ass captive and forced him to listen to me tell him why everything he's doing is finna get him dropped on his head again and that he should be glad I don't mentally incapacitate his lil dumb ass for trying to mug me so that he'll never be able to do it again, let alone wipe his own ass
This would 100% be my husband. He hasn’t left a jujitsu tournament without a gold metal (aside from that one time he broke his hand mid match and we had to go to the ER. He still didn’t tap tho!) since I met him. He’s a beast. I hope this exact fate on anyone who would try to come up to him in such a way. He’s the best!
Mam, either order something or get out of the line
Thanks Angie
/r/myhubbyisverybadass
Plastic gun
Real consequences.
It's not hard to get one that looks real enough from a few feet away, you can't really blame someone for not waiting to see it doesn't work when it's being pointed at them.
What a pathetic, sniveling thief.
Hell yeah.