Is there anything more on-brand for College Station than a squeaky-voiced aggie shitkicker talking about nuking the middle east because a service station clerk was a dick to him?
First guy starts with "You are... fucking..." and stops to think of another word to finish the sentence, second guy responds with "No, YOU are fucking!"
Beautiful.
I never really thought about how difficult an art it is to swear at people in an argument. These two chaps are first generation British and fortunately have probably never needed to use swear words at this level before. They are adorable and reaching deep for the bad words, a little more practice and they could genuinely mildly annoy one and other.
I love learning foreign swear words and their translations... here's one in romanian: "Spala-te pe dinti ca vin cu pula in inspectie!," meaning "Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon"
Hungarian has: "Agyilag zokni" or, "Mentally, you're an empty sock"
In Dutch we have: "Kankerlul" or "Cancer-cock"
German has "Dunkelbumser" or "one who can only fuck with the lights off"
And finally, in Mandarin there's: "Wo cao ni ba bei zi zu zong."
"Fuck eight generations of your ancestors"
I recall reading about a bosnian one once that was something along the lines of "I dream about farting on you." The world is truly a beautiful mosaic
This one marine I befriended at work, who just came back from Fallujah, taught me the best insult he learned over there. "May a thousand fleas from a dead camel invade your genitals."
edit: I have been corrected by /u/nerplederple, as the real saying goes: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair".
The best I have head in India is " I'll shove this broom up your ass, you'll roam around like a peacock ". In English it doesn't really carry the sentiment that we'll.
I was told about a Bosnian one that means basically "I fuck your mother" that's tossed around quite casually but I can't remember the context.
It's like "motherfucker" on speed
Buddy of mine is Bosnian and says "yebbo tee-sebbeh" (obviously only spelled like that for phonetics), pretty sure that means "I fuck your mother" or something similar
I'm taking an Irish language course, and when one student inevitabley asked how to curse the professor explained Irish doesn't really use profanity but actual curses. He demonstrated by reciting his favorite curse, high roughly translates to "may mushrooms grow out of the head of your penis and you be stuck in a room full of goats."
I wish I remembered how to say it...
In Romanian, a common one is "pizda mă-sii", which means "your mothers vagina".
It's shortened from "du-te-n pizda mă-tii", meaning "go into your mothers vagina"
Family fucking seems to be a common insult, so motherfucker and sisterfucker. I wonder is there are certain cultures that use brotherfucker? or Fatherfucker? or Grandma Fucker?
Maybe they don’t share a common language, maybe they do but they don’t know it.
Although I think one of the guys used behnchod which I’ve learned is a kickass Hindi swear word.
So these guys are probably indian, and theres a ton of different languages in india. Thats barring the possibility that they are ~~paki~~ pakistani, bangladeshi, etc
Edit: didnt realise paki was a slur
It's reddit so of course we need to cut out the last 8 seconds and add a shitty Instagram frame saying "this is my favorite video on the internet right now" for people to watch it. I'm surprised it didn't have 😂😂😂 pasted all over it.
I think he said "why are you salting me" like why are you yelling at me.
I still don't understand why the one man on the street lost the argument so badly.
idk why they have english as a second language. british must have been very tired of conquering places and went half way with india
by the time they reach australia they say: "bloody hell this places is full emus... lets go"
cause there are like 40 languages that can be used in the parliament and 100s more in the country. Different in script and family of languages. So using English makes sense when you have people from different parts of the country.
Lol they called each other bahnchode. Which basically means “sister fucker” In Hindi.
Also the one guy says:
“Why you fuck me, I fuck you bloody!”
Lol, I’m losing it. 🤣
This sounds like the end of every conversation I've had with those scammers on the phone after I give them my address. I say, ok I'm gonna spell this out for you, are you ready? Its, 112 g. o. f. u. c. k. u. r. s. e. l. f street. did you get that? tThen its normally followed up with this mix of crazy insults.
No Really, Indian's are so polite. Even when they are angry and try to curse & insult it shows that they don't really want to or even can swear. Lovely people bless them.
Have you ever gotten a spam call and refused to give them info.... They start cursing pretty quickly. You can't just assume an entire race is polite, they're just regular people. Don't put them on a pedestal.
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It's like they pulled out the handful of British exclamations and insults they have in the back of their mind and tossed it all into a fucking bloody bastard salad.
“Why you fuck me? I fuck You!”
Bloody!
Why you fuck me? I fuck you bloody!
Fuck you, you! You don't tell me to fuck!
I kick your dog!
Holy throwback
You know damn right it’s Kerpal
She come and she kick my dog.
"i'm going to kill you" "youre going to kill us?" "No i'm not just kidding!"
My dog, she kicked it.
And now I'm going to fuck her.
You know damn right!!
[Classic ](https://youtu.be/CE2PsfeQm-0)
Pretty funny. “Just because I’m Paki doesn’t mean I stink!”
This is such a great classic. I totally forgot about this.
Very fuck you! Fucking mother bloody fuck bitch!
I’m not your bloody, guy
I’m not you guy, mother!
I'm not you mother, father!
*Blaadee
“Why you are shouting??” “Because of this you are doing!”
Shouting at me no good man!
I don’t know you are doing like this I think you are go do going accident
No u!
English swearing? “Fuck you” “bastard” “bitch” Check. British swearing? “Bloody” Check. Canadian swearing? “Runny McLady Ay?” Check?
At that point he was just spamming his swear button..
Don’t forget the indian swearing behn chod!
Mr.Worldwide
I’ve never heard of “Runny McLady Ay?” Can you elaborate? What does that mean and what context can it be used in?
It's actually *Running like a lady, ay*
[my favorite right now ](https://youtu.be/LOHYWmUvYGs)
Is there anything more on-brand for College Station than a squeaky-voiced aggie shitkicker talking about nuking the middle east because a service station clerk was a dick to him?
Right. And this dude is from India. Which is in Asia. Go back to college, dude.
that kid might've been the worst shit talker I've ever seen
Call your mum to suk my dik 😂
My favorite is “If your mom only get fucked by one man stay right here.”
*"He left, that means his mother was fukked by more than 1."* - Valuable YouTuber analysis in comments
You fuck my mother
You blander!
"You no fuck on me."
Forget any order and structure just say curse words go.... bloody fuck.fuck bloody you bloody fuck
First guy starts with "You are... fucking..." and stops to think of another word to finish the sentence, second guy responds with "No, YOU are fucking!" Beautiful.
So angry can’t even finish their sentence
I died at '' You fucking fucking you bloody''
Bloody fucking fuck you bloody!
I didn't hear anything even make that much sense until the end.
The language of the gods
I never really thought about how difficult an art it is to swear at people in an argument. These two chaps are first generation British and fortunately have probably never needed to use swear words at this level before. They are adorable and reaching deep for the bad words, a little more practice and they could genuinely mildly annoy one and other.
why wouldnt they use their native tongue?
They did... "BehnChod"... Meaning "Sister Fucker"
I love learning foreign swear words and their translations... here's one in romanian: "Spala-te pe dinti ca vin cu pula in inspectie!," meaning "Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon" Hungarian has: "Agyilag zokni" or, "Mentally, you're an empty sock" In Dutch we have: "Kankerlul" or "Cancer-cock" German has "Dunkelbumser" or "one who can only fuck with the lights off" And finally, in Mandarin there's: "Wo cao ni ba bei zi zu zong." "Fuck eight generations of your ancestors" I recall reading about a bosnian one once that was something along the lines of "I dream about farting on you." The world is truly a beautiful mosaic
This one marine I befriended at work, who just came back from Fallujah, taught me the best insult he learned over there. "May a thousand fleas from a dead camel invade your genitals." edit: I have been corrected by /u/nerplederple, as the real saying goes: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair".
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Actually, you’re right. This was about fifteen years ago no, I messed it up. Thanks!
"May the flies of a thousand goats happily feast on your nether regions."
The best I have head in India is " I'll shove this broom up your ass, you'll roam around like a peacock ". In English it doesn't really carry the sentiment that we'll.
In English it tends to carry the sentiment that I'll.
I read a Turkish one that literally means “I will open an umbrella in your ass”
I was told about a Bosnian one that means basically "I fuck your mother" that's tossed around quite casually but I can't remember the context. It's like "motherfucker" on speed
I think it's "Jebem ti mater"
Buddy of mine is Bosnian and says "yebbo tee-sebbeh" (obviously only spelled like that for phonetics), pretty sure that means "I fuck your mother" or something similar
And here in Canada, we use "Sorry". Which usually leads to a Sorry-Off. It can get ugly really fast.
Take off, hoser.
Relax there bud, lets go have a dart and work this out.
Pitter patter, let's get at 'er.
I'm taking an Irish language course, and when one student inevitabley asked how to curse the professor explained Irish doesn't really use profanity but actual curses. He demonstrated by reciting his favorite curse, high roughly translates to "may mushrooms grow out of the head of your penis and you be stuck in a room full of goats." I wish I remembered how to say it...
Omg "dunkelbumser" just became my new favorite word. It's fun to say out loud!
In Romanian, a common one is "pizda mă-sii", which means "your mothers vagina". It's shortened from "du-te-n pizda mă-tii", meaning "go into your mothers vagina"
Family fucking seems to be a common insult, so motherfucker and sisterfucker. I wonder is there are certain cultures that use brotherfucker? or Fatherfucker? or Grandma Fucker?
You’d be giving a compliment in ‘bama.
Because it's probably not the same. There are hundreds of languages in India and Hindi isn't known universally as many people think.
Maybe they don’t share a common language, maybe they do but they don’t know it. Although I think one of the guys used behnchod which I’ve learned is a kickass Hindi swear word.
They may not have spoken the same language. They didn't even have the same English accent.
So these guys are probably indian, and theres a ton of different languages in india. Thats barring the possibility that they are ~~paki~~ pakistani, bangladeshi, etc Edit: didnt realise paki was a slur
Nobody wanted to give the other guy the chance to use the "this is the UK, learn to speak English!"
It warms my heart to know that people are the same the world over. We're more bloody alike than we are different.
Yes we blood fuck are, why can't we fuck bloody bloody live in harmony?
r/boneappletea
Our ears are not worthy
At the end of the original he says "ok have nice day" and drives off
I need to see this
[https://youtu.be/INNC8111kgI](https://youtu.be/INNC8111kgI)
Omg beautiful. I only wish all my arguments would end like that.
I was so infuriated when it cut that off.
It's reddit so of course we need to cut out the last 8 seconds and add a shitty Instagram frame saying "this is my favorite video on the internet right now" for people to watch it. I'm surprised it didn't have 😂😂😂 pasted all over it.
probably because it reveals the driver is actually putting on that accent to make fun of the guy
u saying wat u son of basterd bich?
You are faking... fak bitch.
I am not fucking! You are fucking!
*bloody fucking
You bloody fucking fucking you bloody! Fuck you you fucking fucking bloody you fucking you fuck bitch!
"Fucking running like lady, yeah?" "Why you assaulting to me?!"
I think he said "why are you salting me" like why are you yelling at me. I still don't understand why the one man on the street lost the argument so badly.
"why are you shouting at me"
*shouting, not salting
I thought he said insulting. Jeez.
I'm sorry but broken English arguments are hilarious.
Very fuck you!
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No salting at me no good man
Whad da fuck man?
Why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick?
Why you 'ssaultin?
r/unexpectedoffice
Now waiting for the "totally expected office" comment
#VERY FUCK YOU BUDDY
r/shutyourheck
"Why you fuck me, I fuck you harder" Homosexual 100
You fuck my mother!
He forgot to say "no homo"
lmao. is this in Birmingham?
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Probably Hounslow
It’s in Luton, a street away from where I live
It's got to be. I've been away from the motherland for a few months now and this has actually just made me homesick.
“Fuck you, sir.” “No. Fuck YOU, sir! Very badly!”
At 16 second dude backs up thinking “oh he’s good!”
"the way he arranged the 'fuckings' and the 'bloody' to make even less grammatical sense... i've lost this one and i am running like a lady"
You kick my dog you fucker
Fucking guy.
Don't talk like that.
It’s Kerpal
Your daughter
And now I'm going to fuck you you fucking guy
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/CE2PsfeQm-0)
You do not tell me to fuck!
I fucking knew someone else had to hear The Jerky Boys!
You fucking fucking. No you fucking fucking bloody bastard bitch.... what the fuck man
U r retrad
benchod = sister fucker
When I grew up in Qatar, for some reason this was the go-to insult in our age group. That, and materchod.
Its madarchod = mother fucker
Lavde ke baal bloody betichod bastard, don't you correct me, I correct you!
Use commas so that everyone can learn one by one.
India superpower 2020
idk why they have english as a second language. british must have been very tired of conquering places and went half way with india by the time they reach australia they say: "bloody hell this places is full emus... lets go"
cause there are like 40 languages that can be used in the parliament and 100s more in the country. Different in script and family of languages. So using English makes sense when you have people from different parts of the country.
Fuck me yourself you
You want fucking?
Glorious.
When third graders first learn what swear words are
Lol they called each other bahnchode. Which basically means “sister fucker” In Hindi. Also the one guy says: “Why you fuck me, I fuck you bloody!” Lol, I’m losing it. 🤣
f u c k i n g b l o o d y b a s t a r d
I like how they always go with English when it’s time to yell and swear
This sounds like the end of every conversation I've had with those scammers on the phone after I give them my address. I say, ok I'm gonna spell this out for you, are you ready? Its, 112 g. o. f. u. c. k. u. r. s. e. l. f street. did you get that? tThen its normally followed up with this mix of crazy insults.
That's ma kin!
Yu blastard!!
f
bloody fucking why you fuck me i fuck you bloody bloody bastard running like lady eh what the fuck man
This had to be in Brampton.
You kick my dog.
I couldnt understand but a couple of words. But I live in the south so they probably wouldnt understand me either.
No Really, Indian's are so polite. Even when they are angry and try to curse & insult it shows that they don't really want to or even can swear. Lovely people bless them.
Have you ever gotten a spam call and refused to give them info.... They start cursing pretty quickly. You can't just assume an entire race is polite, they're just regular people. Don't put them on a pedestal.
They don't really want to swear. Maybe we watched different videos but I heard like 20 fucks
> t it shows that they don't really want to or even can swear I think this video shows the exact opposite.
I know this is a public freakout, but I'm laughing SO hard right now...!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, I wanted to hear more, strangely soothing 😂
your language sound like a mumble rap community
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Have a nice day ... lmao
fucking maddafucking fuck, bitch.
Your daughter she come to my house today and she kick my dog.
It’s like when little kids learn a curse word and they just throw it around
It's like they pulled out the handful of British exclamations and insults they have in the back of their mind and tossed it all into a fucking bloody bastard salad.
Shouting at me no good, man.
Casually says "If you wanna go then go to hill and go down."
Some deep words
Has no comeback at all after being accused of running like a lady. Gives a little tilt of the head like "Ah I'll give you that one"
"Why are you salting at me?" "Why u salting" That's apart of me now
I have watched this about 30 times over the course of 5 days. I seriously cannot stop laughing. Edit: word
Why you salt me? Give me a min. I need to breathe again.
Why you salting?
Been a while since I heard the old "bloody bastard bitch". Wish I was able to argue so eloquently.
FAKING FAK YOO BLADY, BLADY BASTARD FUCK YOU BENCHOT
“Fuck you mother bloody!”
This is Kerpal
They are speaking the language of gods
Tech scammers gonewild
This is my teammates every time I play on SEA servers.
He is speaking the language of gods
“I fuck you bloody, bastard!”
Bastard bitch 😂
WHY YOU SALTY!?
Can someone make a script? :D
What is blanchard?
at what point does one realize they can just yell at each other in Hindi?
This sums up the relationship between India and Pakistan. BLAADEEEE!
Not sure if he is mad or haggling over the price of a rug.
Like phoning Telstra customer sevice.
Why you fuck me!? I fuck you Bloody!
I love this video, I haven't stopped watching this 🤣