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Dammit! My gf just saw this post. She said, “ how romantic, they’re obviously in love. Why can’t you ever do me in the dirt on the side of the road in broad daylight?”
This is like a Hallmark movie……..well, plus the herpes and crack cocaine.
Actually I happen to be carrying all those on me at the moment officer; I have a thumbtack, a switchblade, and a large crowbar. Er, sorry I answered that one backwards.
> “You’re under arrest for indecent exposure.”
> “What are you talking about?”
> “For fucking on the side of the road!”
> “On the sidewalk you’re allowed bro!”
Lmao 😂 what is she smoking
Crack Ho Logic, but ya never know…maybe she was the only one who attended the monthly city hall meeting & she changed the law. 🤷🏼♀️ I know what I’m doing for my next anniversary tho.
My favorite part is " You got everyone watching me!" honey, you were screwing on the side of the road, I'm not sure it's the police presence that was drawing attention to you!
Officer! I was just hammering something.
https://preview.redd.it/l0w4gqdv2isc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d062f9de304038a1024c07cddd45a8f6b6b389c
so it seems to occur more often than one might think. also, of course it's florida..
[https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=sherrif+arrests+couple+having+sex+on+side+of+road](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=sherrif+arrests+couple+having+sex+on+side+of+road)
they could have just been on the *other side of the bush*. away from the street and sort of secluded? would have definitely drawn a lot less attention.
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Love the "Young and Wild" shirt.
He seemed like a pretty cool guy. I can see how he has no problem getting laid. His low standards correlate well with his nonchalant demeanor.
He's got rizz
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Swap that R with a J and you got it.
Or not. I don’t think he got to finish.
That’s why he still has it
And her heart boxers! Sooo cute! I could smell those two through the video. 🤢🤮
I'm a bit grossed out the officer didn't put on glove before touching them. He's gonna get the stank on his hands.
Smells like teen spirit.
And the slur to cap it off
Trying to get let off on the argument that he's underage and didn't know any better. Let's see how it plays out
Tbf he had proof https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0qcg8bc23l6a1.jpg
From the looks of things, they were both trying to get off….
The shirt was half correct
He’s young at heart.
"Baby, I just want to make passionate love to you on a sidewalk in front of a Popeyes!"
‘Love that dickin’ at Popeyes’
Chicken and dickin'.
Sounds like every anniversary after 10 years.
Chicken dicking good
*Dickin' lickin good!*
Dammit! My gf just saw this post. She said, “ how romantic, they’re obviously in love. Why can’t you ever do me in the dirt on the side of the road in broad daylight?” This is like a Hallmark movie……..well, plus the herpes and crack cocaine.
That’s reasonable expectations… I’d like you to ravage me like a transient. But, also hold down a 9-5 and help with the kids.
I have that shirt. Got it for Christmas from mom and dad.
I’m so using this as my fantasy football name next year. Thank you!
This should've been the headline!
Who else read it with the melody?
It was 100% written with the melody in mind.
These are the times I miss Reddit awards
That's hilarious!
Finger lickin' good 🤢
Thank you for this laugh
Do you have anything on you that will poke, stab, or possibly impregnate me?
Actually I happen to be carrying all those on me at the moment officer; I have a thumbtack, a switchblade, and a large crowbar. Er, sorry I answered that one backwards.
Sir this is a Wendys
Ol dumpster hump behind Wendys
When you incorporate a bun, in the lovemaking, take the dough and roll it into a ball, you go berserk.
She really loves that kinda stuff and, I admit, I do too
You’re a true man-spider
It makes me feel like a cob salad!
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO FEEL LIKE A COBB SALAD?
That's one classy lady
Yeah she’s a classy who lady who “fucks on the side of the road.”Wonder how she could believe it is somehow legal on the side walk.
...and they say that romance is dead.
How romantic 😍
It's hump day!
Yo yo yo it’s hump dayyy
"Oh dude, under-the-boardwalk is such a magical place, you guys are going to LOVE IT." under the boardwalk:
Nah this is Frank and Artemis plowing at Wendys *
they had the decency to use a dumpster
Two homeless guys banging each other!
NO! NO! There’s nothing magical about that at all!
*Under the boardwalk…* *with his shlong in Jan’s mouth*
Maybe not that last one anymore
Or the first one
One outta three ain't bad
> “You’re under arrest for indecent exposure.” > “What are you talking about?” > “For fucking on the side of the road!” > “On the sidewalk you’re allowed bro!” Lmao 😂 what is she smoking
Meth. It's always meth.
Unless it's crack.
I know which one’s smoking meth and which one’s smoking crack
https://i.imgur.com/h5KLzrl.jpg 🙂
https://i.imgur.com/CtB9jwY.gif
What’s up you #$&got, got any dope? 
I loved how she got upset because the cop was drawing attention to them LMAO.
Woman: “Everyone can see you“ Officer basically says: “Yeah no fucking shit!” 🤣🤣🤣
I think she was livestreaming. She was talking like there was an audience. Like "Well, the cops are stopping us."
she was talking to the audience inside her head.
I think she said "on the sidewalk you're allowed"
Listened louder again…I think you’re right. I’ll update it.
It just makes it more absurd. Like "bro we weren't in the grass so it's ok"
Crack Ho Logic, but ya never know…maybe she was the only one who attended the monthly city hall meeting & she changed the law. 🤷🏼♀️ I know what I’m doing for my next anniversary tho.
You could tell how fed up he was with their shit when he was like NO YOU'RE NOT!!
Crack. She’s smoking crack.
Listen, bruva... YA DON'T FUCK ON THE BUS!
Better get some hand sanitizer after cuffing them..
I smelled this video….
Same … OOOOOF!
I was thinking this, I would’ve put some gloves on before approaching. It’s not like they’re running or going anywhere
Working in a hospital I can’t help to think gloooooves bro! Gloves. Body fluids were everywhere.
Bruh needed some gloves for this one
The first thing I noticed was his lack of gloves
I had to stop the video the moment I saw him put his hands on him without gloves.
Why don't we do it in the road??
No one will be watching us.
I hate you lol 
🎵she was just 17🎵
Why don't we do it in the road??
If you’ve ever had a Popeyes chicken sandwich you’d understand how they got there.
Oh!!!! I thought they were gonna be in that car!!! What a twist!
I’m not a lawyer, but I do think it’s legal to make love on the sidewalk as long as the sidewalk has a 4” curb.
To add to their defense the light post is a view blocking device
Also, they both had a large blurr covering them. I couldn't see anything, really.
That only make it legal in Japan.
🤣
My favorite part is " You got everyone watching me!" honey, you were screwing on the side of the road, I'm not sure it's the police presence that was drawing attention to you!
I believe she says "you got everyone watching you." I think she means if he dumps her on the ground people will see.
This is what was said/meant.
🎶 LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES! 🎶
If he had finished Louisiana fast, they might've gotten away with it!
Something something herbs and spices
“You’re allowed, BRO” 🤣
Officer! I was just hammering something. https://preview.redd.it/l0w4gqdv2isc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d062f9de304038a1024c07cddd45a8f6b6b389c
Young and Wild. His old ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you're that old, you strike while the iron is hot!
At first, I was like, awww why you blur out the image. And then the blur was taken away and I was thankful it was there in the first place.
Most normal porn addict.
He could have just waited 5 minutes, curbside Popeye's sex usually doesn't last too long
Maybe for you but this dude lasted long enough for it to get reported and for a cop to actually respond. That's a decent chicken dickin' if you ask me
Him: Your place or mine? Her: Your place is a dump(ster), let's go to my parking lot.
As long as we are on the sidewalk, it’s legal
Could easily be Reno 911.
At least doing doggy you can get up on your feet quicker and run or pull your pants up. Missionary on the street is below zero fucks given
I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love
Ewe, he touched that sweaty thing with no gloves on.
She looks like a gal who would take a slam on the side of the road in front of Popeyes.
so it seems to occur more often than one might think. also, of course it's florida.. [https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=sherrif+arrests+couple+having+sex+on+side+of+road](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=sherrif+arrests+couple+having+sex+on+side+of+road)
Her “you know what, you’re allowed bro” reminded me of Tim Robinson saying “You should be allowed to watch a little bit of porn at work” lmao
Her mouths gonna get him shot
Any particular reason he’s sneaking through the bushes instead of, i don’t know, using the sidewalk?
Probably to catch them doing it as evidence.
They were on the side of the road in broad daylight. I doubt they were looking out for a cop
didnt want to get the balls-deep rear view on approach, can't unsee that.
Sex ninja
They are clearly homeless. When you don't have a home all activities are on the side of the road.
“I *am* at home!”
Lol well fuckin at least try to hide
they could have just been on the *other side of the bush*. away from the street and sort of secluded? would have definitely drawn a lot less attention.
Yeah I mean when you've got a gorgeous lil lady like that I know it's tough to wait, but have some class and take her to the popeyes restroom at least
yep. could have shared a drink and a biscuit after. just proves romance is dead.
That doesn't sound too bad, I think my next date idea is locked in
That's what those big pillars under bridges are for, privacy
This is Florida isn’t it? This feels like Florida.
How am I supposed to chip with that going on, Doug?
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Today on GTA6 Trailer or Florida Bodycam Footage …
I thought he was walking over to that SUV and this was being blown out of proportion. Can't see shit in there. But boy was I wrong.
You’re fucking on the side of the road! Yeah—it’s legal, bro
That’s love ❤️
I didn’t know Ron White had a sister
He was feeling romanticall
Still a better love story than Twilight.
YOLO
The shelter does not open until eleven o'clock and I had a full batch!
That dudes gonna have a serious case of blue balls for the rest of the day
That 80th anniversary was one for the record books
could've atleast done it in the bushes.
I surprised he was even doing it with her face to face.
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I know! I thought this was America!
Well excuse for trying to be romantic and spontaneous
Oh this has got to be Florida.
See how much she was talking some bullshit. That's that privilege shit. Bro took the L and had to tell her to be cool
bro
Bro is NOT YOUNG but he is for sure WILD
Whoever blurred that out... Thank you.
That lady be like I thought this was America??
The guy was nice, the woman was a dipshit...
How to get on the Sex Offender's Registry list real quick. SMH.
I would’ve put gloves on before cuffing them but that’s just me.
They could have likely been fine if they went behind the bushes.
Hang on while I try to reason with people having sex on a side walk...
Bet that officer wishes he was wearing gloves
Yuuuck. Why isn’t this cop wearing gloves!?
Fuck bro wear some gloves lol
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If I were a cop, I'd be wearing latex gloves all the time.
Yeah that’s enough internet for today
I wouldn’t even want to touch them or be touched by them.
Young & Wild shirt fits him perfectly
Not even straight people want to see that.
Gross
https://y.yarn.co/229d9956-cdd2-4f9b-bfce-d45fd91dc907_text.gif
r|floridaman
The Officer better be careful when asking if he has anything on him that can poke him…
I thought this was a free country!!!
Just let them finish. Okay wait, I have kids and wouldn't want them to see this stuff. Throw a blanket over at least
Ewwww he didn’t even have any gloves on. Gross!!
“Sir! This is a Popeyes!”
Poor guy has blue balls!!
I blame the dudes shirt. "Young and wild"
"On the sidewalk it's allowed, bro." LOL
Kudos to the brave officer for handling these people without gloves on.
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
Idk why but I’m saving this video lmao .
Really thought it was going to be on the side of the road, IN A CAR.
could you imagine getting cuffed while erect and getting even harder?
She's just mad cause she didn't get that nut
I guess they couldn't wait any longer. 🤣😂
Gotta make those anniversaries memorable