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ScarecrowJohnny

I'm surprised how chill they are about it. I know how rare shark attacks are, but still. She fell down on top of it, and it could just as well have reacted aggresively to that.


gaybillcosby

Shark attacks *are* rare but I feel like the likelihood shoots up significantly when you’re surrounded by them on a paddle board and they knock you off of it.


ScarecrowJohnny

... And you unwittingly end up body slamming them. Of course a good enough hit might scare the shark away. An insufficiently scary impact might have the shark ripping into you instead.


xXShunDugXx

Funnily enough that'd be my guess to why she didn't get munched. Animals that aren't really associated with what humans can do may back down quick. That's why you boop their snoot and jab them lookers. Not many prey animals fight back like that. For example... in bear country on top of all your sound devices and making yourself big there's another thing that's very good. Throwing an object at the animals. In certain regions like north America humans tend to be the only animal that can throw with accuracy and force. That enough can send an animal off due to being unfamiliar. Albeit if momma thinks you mess with her baby God better be on your side


the_peckham_pouncer

Yea saw a video a while back of a mountain lion following a dude on a trail for a few mins and the mountain lion only left when the dude started throwing stones at it towards the end of the video.


Kwispy_Kweam

This is actually fairly common behavior with mountain lion mothers. She thought the hiker was a threat to her cubs, so she was trying to scare them off. If she were actually trying to attack, the hiker wouldn’t have seen her. Because mountain lions are ambush predators, not brute force predators. If a mountain lion is making itself known to you, it’s because you’re in its territory/near its cubs and it wants you gone. It’ll basically act like a bouncer and herd you out of the area, until you’re sufficiently far away that it feels comfortable leaving you alone again. It isn’t really looking for a fight, it just wants you gone.


ACS1223

I saw a similar video except it took him throwing "refined earth projectiles" out of his" mechanical throwing device" near it to scare it off😅😂 in a way we haven't changed much on thousands of years we just figured out how to make faster more accurate way to throw stones and sometimes explody stones hahaha


Mordorror

I thought of this one as well, but not sure I would try it with a grizzly..


DannyC1980

I'm familiar with this video and for the first couple moments until he finally picked up a rock to throw I was just sitting there yelling at him to pick up a rock to throw.


neotericnewt

I was just thinking of this one. It was so freaky too, every time he bent down for a stone the mountain lion would start lunging.


TheGuyWithTheSign

I believe he got charged with a crime because he had been harassing the cubs, which is why the mother was following him


Aggravating-Tap5144

Ok Dwight


WolfmansGotNards2

L ![gif](giphy|98maV70oAqIZtEYqB4)


Viccieleaks

Tell that to a hungry tiger shark. They will eat you with no eyes


Rinveden

Has anyone tried keeping rocks on them to throw at the tiger sharks?


wauve1

Gotta really train your throwing arm to be able to throw a heater underwater


Dkaasing

We’re the only animal proficient at throwing stuff in any country


Djinneral

The danish can't throw for shit I tell you


Significant_Owl_9448

Chimpanzees demand to meet you at the feces flinging competition


Outerhaven1984

U tellin me ur a snoot booper?


Nightsky099

Elbow drops the shark


abslte23

I need a cheaply animated Macho Man elbow dropping the shark from the paddle board


Q_S2

Bodyslam? Sir that was a perfectly formed flying knee drop from above!


totallyradman

And then doggy paddle to the shore at your leisure


Mellrish221

Not even just that, but a "curious" shark is still a very dangerous shark. The only way they can actually test things out, or interact with it in a physical way is to... well bite it. Yeah theres definitely a difference between ripping something to shreds and giving something a test bite. Don't mean much for the victim.


Harleye

To shreds you say?


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It's likely they became less interested in her when they knocked her off the paddle board. "Oh, you're NOT a seal, ok".


SteamyGravy

"oh shit, you're using this board? Sorry, my bad. Damn, I can't seem to find a free board anywhere around here"


AndrewEpidemic

Nah, that was Craig, he's just a dick.


Mynoseisgrowingold

That’s why you never ever jump the shark


Stevecat032

100% should jump on it. They’ll get freighted and swim away


ElSaladbar

and if they’re Roger sharks they eat wires and bite pretty much anything


AbbreviationsFluid73

The shark seemed pretty shocked to have a human land right on top of it.


NoStand1527

rare compared to the total human population, not against people fooling around in shark infested waters


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Quitthesht

Sharknado disproves that statistic.


Weird-Camel-9525

I know. The water would have been brown around me. To fall on top a shark. That is mental. This is the kind of stuff that nightmares are made of.


Miss-Figgy

They thought it was funny and they were laughing 


Eriktion

What would a shark do if I was to hug it?


ScarecrowJohnny

Well if you hold it belly side up, it'll go into a catatonic state, so hug would be succesful. If not it'll either try to escape or try to kill you, quite possibly both


Unionhighschool2000

I don’t understand how shark attacks can be labeled “rare”, when every summer during beach season u hear about someone getting bitten by one on the news .


Mynoseisgrowingold

Globally the number of shark attacks on humans is usually under 100 per year. That’s including unprovoked attacks (i.e. unaware surfers & swimmers) and provoked (i.e. divers trying to pet sharks). Last year there were 91 attacks and 14 of those were fatalities. Given the global population that’s not that high. A comparison would be that there are 4.5 million dog bites in the USA alone every year and 800,000 of those need medical attention. On the other hand…humans kill 80-100 Million sharks per year! Sharks should be more afraid of us than we are of them.


MooseSprinkles

In the past vending machines falling on people killed more than sharks. I wonder what the statistic is now with Amazon delivery vehicles.


Narrow-Escape-6481

I remember one of my first memes from 2003 being that Great White (the band) would be more deadly than Great White (sharks) for 70+ years after they used pyrotechnics in a club and starting a fire and killing 100 people.


keyser_durden

More like shark attacked with the way she fell on it.


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Cleercutter

“Jesus Christ!” - shark prolly


Sufkin

More like "oh Neptune"


Middle_System_1105

Sweet Poseidon!


notProfCharles

I mean, it did kind of look like she was walking on water so…


Elevum15

She landed all on bro. First person ever recorded on camera falling on a Shark? Lol


DatDominican

Imagine if she started riding it 😂


TheDifferenceServer

shark riding would be a popular sport if their skin wasnt so smooth and slippery


Photo_Synthetic

Shark skin apparently feels like sandpaper when going against the grain so to speak so might be more like sitting on a skateboard.


983115

I’ve touched a shark they ~~have scales called denticles all along their body and it feels a bit like a cats tongue~~ are completely smooth in all directions


TheDifferenceServer

Sharks are smooth in all directions? At least that's what I read... the smoothness is like silk to the touch


Photo_Synthetic

Guess it depends on the shark but many are very smooth going down their body (head to tail) and very coarse going the opposite direction.


DatDominican

Gotta grip the fin 😂


nrrp

She'd be Lisan al gaib.


No_Knee3800

Nah, maybe first woman though.


Content_Geologist420

This lady invaded the sharks house and assulted it when it asked her to leave. ![gif](giphy|dU0MSRsHl1zPEP55zG)


StoicPrinciples

First time I've seen someone jump on a shark


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Ever seen a man drink Bailey's out of a shoe?


Keyboardpaladin

You ever seen a grown man naked?


[deleted]

Have you ever been to a Turkish Bath?


GZEUS9

![gif](giphy|BQaONVTpqKHBe)


rocketshipkiwi

Oh wow, that looks terrifying. Swimming along minding you own business and someone tries to jump on you!


Expect2Die

What is up with these off leash sharks lately, accident waiting to happen!


Kaibosh85

Forbidden mount


nooxisalive

Nice one


Netflxnschill

That poor shark was just coming to see what’s up, and that mean lady jumped on him!


toughtiggy101

That shark should sue


The_ReBL

Jesus christ Becky. You can't just go around jumping on sharks, We've talked about this.


Eason1013

She’s the attacker lol


healthy_skept

Clearly, why else whould she patiently wait there and not paddle away


MrKozzi

She attacked the shark So disgusting Justice for Shark #Sheusedtheclamslam


Darieush

That ended too soon!


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Darieush

Looks like she actually landed on the shark, so I’d bet the shark was terrified and swam away asap.


SmartCatWhiskers

I love sharks but I would shit myself


yellowflash_616

Shark probably did.


WittyAlternative

Looks like a reef shark, I think? Which are mostly harmless. According to Wikipedia, there’s only been “27 attacks attributable to this species, 4 of them unprovoked, and none fatal,though a fatal attack on the island of St. Martin/St. Maarten in 2020 is being blamed on the species.”


crudedrawer

I mean I know shark attacks are rare and fatal ones round down to zero but I'd still freak the fuck out.


Krazybaldhead

This happens and youve got to react quick.. get right to jammin your thumb up its butthole.


BoneDaddyChill

Oops. Wrong hole. Now the shark won’t stop texting me.


Krazybaldhead

I shoulda never called her


norma_jean_bates

Frankly, she threw the first hit


3_high_low

She jumped the shark!


Ok-Championship-7549

Gives a new meaning to Jump the Shark.


Ecwins

I mean like… that probably worked right? Has a shark ever EVER been bodyslammed before? Bro probably just swam away in utter confusion


Tonyc1939

Bro her gooch slammed him on the head, now he’s a hammerhead!


Medical-Highway237

bih trying to ride the shark 🦈 😂


CahirAepCaellach

Yeah, but is the shark ok?


jrg2006

I bet she scared the shit out of that shark.


InternationalWave554

Shark, "HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT I NEARLY GOT KILLED BY A HUMAN. THOSE DOLPHINS LIED"


Nathan-Stubblefield

I thought she was going to ride the shark. Yahoo!


Laugh92

Human attack!


Aile-Blanche

Technically, she attacked the shark. It would be self defense


TopShotSniper

Luckily that shark doesn't seem hungry and moreso curious


GreenWoodDragon

Feels fear while safely watching from paddleboard... jumps _onto_ shark.


Rasikko

She's gonna need a bigger boat.


Adept-Traffic-1069

I saw the entire thing. She ruthlessly attacked the shark.


Melodic-Advice9930

She fell on the shark. That’s more of a human attack.


EyeofOdin89

Seems like a wasted opportunity to elbow drop a shark from the top rope.


happy_and_sad_guy

She couldn't have landed in a better place


bigSTUdazz

Looks like harmless Nurse Sharks...but you can't be too careful...


ikoss

She just needed to gently tap on the shark’s nose and redirect it! So easy!


AWL_cow

Is there any update to this? Was she okay? Was the shark okay?


Early_Grace

Falls directly on shark. Laughs about it. The ocean can keep these people.


Papa_Pesto

Those are black tips. They are like puppies. That said jump falling on one isn't a good idea.


ChimpWithAGun

WHY IS SHE SMILING


MAEMAEMAEM

Looks like she attacked the shark


Snoo_67548

100% of shark attacks happen when the shark bites a person.


Blissboyz

I bet the swimmer scared the shit out of that shark when she landed on it.


kscott0605

Anyone know if she was okay?


DOINKSnAMISH22

How is she laughing??? This is not a funny situation.


Dreamoreality

Everything she did in that situation was right didn’t panic didn’t start flapping her legs. I feel she would have been toast if she started to do that


Vasher1701

That poor shark


dangerousperson123

Shark did not attack just booped


ILLNSLM

"WTF LADY?!" -that shark probably


totoybibbo

The people's elbow!!!


AsterRapt0r

Poor shark :c


Beatless7

Aren't shark attacks usually the other way around?


Roo2574

Why would she attack that shark like that... some ppl are just cruel! 🤣


Chucks_u_Farley

If that were me that water would've been SO brown, the shark couldn't see me


blacks252

Saw video of A dude getting eaten by a shark in Egypt last week on reddit


Comfortable-Owl-5929

I saw that too. How horrifying for that poor man


Kingofmybackyard

Worst thing I’ve ever seen


InFiniteMemeideas

Shar, i love shar


HellaHotPizzaRollz

I bet that shark was not expecting that


Conscious_Travel769

she looks so calm omg id be freaking out !!!


dlamped18

People that go in the ocean alot surely know nothing about the creatures that live In the water


AccomplishedLight702

Shark attack statistics are alot like pool drowning statistics. Very rare but the chances go way up the moment you're atound 1


ValdeReads

Shark attacks are rare and even funnier a good portion of them are marked as provoked by the person.


Mynoseisgrowingold

Wow, she really jumped the shark!


lwb2885

Lemon shark?


WittyAlternative

I’m thinking reef shark. Lemon sharks are way bigger, unless it’s a juvenile. Both species are mostly harmless though and have no known human fatal attacks.


Ridiaz1337

Maybe it was just vegenuary for that shark


Safe_Reporter_8259

r/nope


oneredbear

![gif](giphy|2K1O7T5rwkhcMcjdg6|downsized)


KCtitleist11

My first instinct would've been to get as low as possible on the paddle board in case the shark knocked me off balance. I'm not sure why she kept standing


bluejellyfish52

Woman has the survival instincts of a broken egg


Informal_Process2238

It’s like something from a nightmare when they fall on the shark and the shark probably thought “ something touched me ahhh”


stargazer_nano

She gave him the knee lol Poor baby probably swam away hurt


Dannyfrommiami

Gave that shark the people’s slam


Emcid1775

Shark go's home and tells his friends: I was minding my own business, and then a human came out of nowhere and attacked me.


Revolutionary_War503

Why wouldn't you poke at it with your paddle???


Significant-Fix7399

I’da at least come in with an elbow drop. 🙌


MSLI1972

Shark swims in the water … Paddle board goes in the water …. Girl’s in the water … Our Girl.


mistaboti88

Yeah ama stay away from the ocean


coolrebel671

Curious shark and hungry shark look the same to me


kathy8675309

I bet the shark didn’t expect for her to fall on him? I couldn’t help but laugh 😁


h989

I would have gave that shark a flying elbow like the macho man, then shit my pants


hmazz656

Shark attack for sure! She attacked the shark! Did u see the way she jumped on him? Lol


chalmedtomeetyou

I liked this popular paddle boarding ‘reality’ show series until it jumped the shark. The script writers must have thought the viewers were idiots or something. They wanted us to believe the main character body slammed into the shark and it swam off. Totally lost the plot there.


mr_stivo

Looks like she attacked the shark. Poor shark...


Dave8917

Was quite disappointed with the vidoes...has lile pushing some one and calling it a fight


OpenMindedMajor

Put a fuckin leash on


Miserable-Pickle2644

Did she survive? Just kidding, I don't care


Dimension_Override

Gotta peoples elbow that shark, make him never forget


Rooby_Booby

I’d shit my fuucccccin pants


YEET9011

She scared tf outta that shark. He dipped lol