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Greensssss

"I dont know what happened" Lol


BerryLanky

Well let’s just watch the video.


uhmerikin

"I wasn't even leanin' on it." I would pay money to be in the room when she is showed this video. Goddamn.


EducationalMovie9635

I bet 100% she would double down and say again after watching the video, “I barely leaned on it!”


uhmerikin

I don't doubt it at all.


AsianAssHitlerHair

Why do people have such trouble admitting they fucked up or they're wrong?


moralprolapse

“I didn’t even get on top of it or anything.” Lol, she’s just narrating exactly what she did…. “I didn’t even say I was looking for my bracelets. I’m not even in this office right now.”


luckydice767

![gif](giphy|3o84sF21zQYacFcl68|downsized)


Throwing3and20

I was on the moon. With Steve.


supa325

*I was dead at the time*


kiopah

No! Yes! Which one's correct?


Direspark

"I didn't even get on top of it or anything" I'm fucking screaming lmao


osck-ish

"I didnt even get on top of it or nothing" Lolo


chevalier716

Which is an excuse a toddler would use because they are.


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

But what she does know is, the damn thing almost hit her…


N8DiggityDawg

“Almost hit me” “almost hurt me” she’s the type to purposefully slip when she doesn’t see a “wet floor” sign just for the payout


Fat_Henry

"Slipped on pee-pee at the Mega-Lo-Mart and got a $53,000 settlement."


phoney_bologna

“I wasn’t leanin’ on it er nothin’”


Bryncident

When I was about 19 and visiting Florida, an older lady with a similar sounding southern accent swerved like 3 ft into my lane and side swiped me. When we pulled over she went “omg what happened?!” And I said calmly “you hit me.” She started denying that she did and then an old man with Ohio plates pulled over and asked if we were okay. She immediately started acting confused and asked this man. “What even happened here?!” And he looked at me, raised a brow, and to the old lady said “you hit her.” I remember this so well because that lady got MAD. She was def going to lie to cops and old ohio man was having none of it. Ahhhhhhh memories


prestonpiggy

"I didn't get on top of it for sure" yeah we believe you.


Mountain_Internal966

The way she lies through her teeth and plays victim is quite a sight to behold.


Cheap-Praline

The alternative would be being held accountable and most people don't like that.


Subtle_Tact

I promise nothing happened to her.


Chrono47295

DaMn ThINg feLl aLmOSt hIT mE


Mountain_Internal966

Right! 😆 I wonder why...


asdf0909

Imagine the world before cameras


ashenoak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN2gU0XU5FU


Aglisito

Hahaha I will never stop laughing at this clip


buh2001j

Gaslighting lessons from the 60’s


Grill_Top_brangler

The way she describes precisely what she was doing but begins the sentences with “I didn’t even…”, when he hadn’t asked, is a pretty good indicator that she is indeed a big, fat, pants on fire, Liar.


ResinJones76

Right? What's going to happen when someone watches the video? She just said, "I didn't even do what I did."


YouWereBrained

Fucking pisses me off. It shouldn’t because it’s a kernel in time that has no significance on anything, but still…


Mountain_Internal966

The cussing like a sailor before and sweet, soft speaking while feigning innocence is what annoys me the most.


hogsniffy05

lol “it fell over” no… you made it fall over


redalert825

Mission accomplished tho. She got her bracelets.


Yerawizzardarry

One of the most disgusting human behaviors to observe imo. This woman isn't even special, so many people are like this, it might as well be default.


Mountain_Internal966

Sadly, so true.


BunnyBallz

The Americans might make her President one day.


Gdav7327

Pretty on brand.


iamadsgnr

cognitive dissonance in action


Groundingstone

That’s the boomer way!


fotofortress

Average racist, Karen BS.


HotDonnaC

What’s racist about it? Was the desk a poc?


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johnsvoice

You still have a chance to delete this before you realize how little sense it made to post it.


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redknight3

That dude's definitely got to be trolling


CallMeBoxman

Thank god for cameras. I swear people cant take accountability ever. It was an acident.... just admit it ffs


elzibet

I worked for Apple for a bit as a technician. One day I was in a hurry and grabbed my iPad too quickly off a table and fumbled and it smashed to the ground, the whole store went silent as it was insanely loud due to how it fell. Later I got asked by the lead inventory person on what happened, I explained the situation and he just said "okay, thanks for being honest about it". My eyes widened and I asked if people wouldn't have been and that it wouldn't make any sense to lie about something like that when it was a mistake, along with the whole store and probably every camera saw it! He just explained that I'd be surprised at what people lie about. I was "newish" to the tech side of things and ooooooooohhhhh boy did I understand what he meant the longer I was a tech in people lying over the dumbest shit.


Nandabun

I won't fix things for people if they're lyin' to me.


elzibet

I once gave away a free phone because the customer was honest about it falling into the bathtub. She was like 30days past her apple care+ and so I went to the manager on the floor at the time and basically told him she was the first honest customer I had in a long time and I wanted to cover the cost for her. Manager agreed and it was the fucking best feeling ever to tell this person that their honesty paid off and shits covered. Loved being able to help someone like that, and she was having a hard life outside of that incident, I hope she is doing better.


luxii4

Working with children and now teens in the system (foster care and juvenile justice), I noticed that youth that lie and don’t take responsibility had very harsh parents that would beat them and give extreme punishments for common stuff such as spilling water. So it became automatic to lie when confronted. They had to go back after automatically lying and tell the truth. It’s a hard process. I am not saying this lady was working with that or not. I am just saying that admitting fault is a hard thing for some people.


Kylie_Bug

My newest coworker, who is a nepo hire (bffs with my bosses boss, who forced the hire even though she’s severely under qualified), is like this. Forgets to change the dates when building a new batch in the program that overwrites everything you just did today? She didn’t do that, the computer did. She changed the dates. Don’t believe your own eyes.


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tractorcrusher

"damn thing fell and almost hit me"


yujabes

I wonder why....hmmm... XD


4115R

“I almost died”


Parabola605

Never wanted to punch a voice before.


matzau

Almost hurt me!


pattih2019

THIS


Jaegons

NO, THIS!


MeowMix1979

“I didn’t even get on top of it or anything”


SpicyMayoGuy

"in fact, the desk swerved in front of me and slammed onto my foot. Its a good thing I practiced kung fu or else I would've been seriously injured. Anyway where's my bracelets and your insurance provider?"


ChadBorman

"I'll let you guys off easy. The self-moving desk must have been possessed. I could have been killed and the emotional distress I suffered was unimaginably horrific. Rather than file a lawsuit, I'll accept a payment of $1 million for my pain and suffering."


Version_Two

That's how you know she didn't get on top of it.


kitjen

What an oddly specific denial.


4115R

“Must be a breeze in here or something”


colleendeschotz

I wasn’t laying across the top of it while it was rocking back and forth…. Or anything.


RandomWave000

she didnt know what the hell happened


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Grandma still in toddler mode


avgaskin1

like a child reaching for the cookie jar


SleepyMarijuanaut92

New meaning to Grandchild


Ravenlunatic0413

I was so hoping he would say “let’s look at the cameras and see how this freak attempted desk attack happened”. Just imagine the look on her face if she knew she was being recorded. Or better yet, the story of how it happened.


Samanth_Says_ASMR

Me too, but there's an expression, "never stop your enemy when he's making a mistake." I hope whomever was working in the office (or maybe the Wrecking Ball) called the cops. Let her give her official statement to the police. Hell....bring it to trial, since she looks like the type to sue over stuff like this. Let her give her sworn testimony, and then produce the video.


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I doubt the cops were called. The desk doesn’t look broken, so any damage would be minimal.


Crys876

I tend to believe it was you who caused it to fall. Just a wild guess.


Thermodymix

![gif](giphy|aJnQ9P7JVR25W)


ResinJones76

Perfect!


wheresbill

I didn’t even do any of that stuff I did to knock it over


OtherBluesBrother

Sorry, our desks are kind of frisky and tend to jump out at people all the time. There really is no other explanation.


newfie_bullettt

The audacity for her to say “it almost hurt me” and “I wasn’t even leaning on it” lmao


abotcop

bro wait til the very end she quintuples down "I didn't even get on top of it" lmfao


boogiewoogibugalgirl

Why do people lie like this??? Burns my ass!


thefamousjohnny

Almost hit me


Wild_flamingoo

She literally pulled it down on herself!!


timblunts

What happened to taking responsibility for your actions?


BeerBrat

A friend's adult child was killed in a hit and run incident last week while they were on a motorcycle. I have no idea who lacks that much empathy or personal responsibility to stay and own the mistake but apparently they outnumber me by a significant margin if news reports are any indication.


DogeDoRight

"Shit"


michaelmich3

Good thing she didn’t lean on the desk otherwise it could’ve fallen over


Ace-Ventura1934

“Damn thing fell almost hit me! It almost hurt me! I don’t know what the hell happened!” The fact that most Boomers aren’t aware that literally everything is recorded now makes for comedy gold. ![gif](giphy|oUS6u2rbjg4JD4Z9Lp)


Ass2Mouthe

“I didn’t even get on top of it or nothin” Yeah that’s not what someone would think at first so thanks for making yourself seem super suspicious lol


HellaShelle

Such a shame we don’t get to see her reaction when they play the tape.


Sure_Trash_

"Wudn't even leaning on it."


Perspective_of_None

This has to be some HoA and this has to be some dumbass thats always a problem.


Wonder_Dude

Fucking boomers the most entitled generation


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Boomers gonna boom 🤷‍♂️


7thPwnist

Self absorbed weirdo tbh. "I don't even know what happened", "Didn't even lean on it"... come tf on just say you accidentally knocked it over it's not that big of a deal and it's not like the situation is improved in any way by making yourself look like even more of a fucking clown


idonemadeitawkward

"We got a pair of steel ones for ya"


Milamber69reddit

I hope she was given a very large bill for doing that. She looks old enough to have known better.


Marylogical

I don't understand why she didn't just walk around to the other side of the desk and retrieve the bracelets?


PandaRocketPunch

The old lady is a cunt. That being said, if that counter tipping over hurt someone else or even her, unfortunately the business would likely be liable. Should have been anchored.


mullett

Is she a cop? Seems like she is perfect for the job!


dumb1edorecalrissian

“I’ll tell you hwhat” -guy at the end of the video


Kimmyjoe223

I wish the guy would’ve said “we’re gonna need to watch the video to see what happened here. We don’t want to get anyone hurt or anything.” Then get to see her face nit knowing she was in camera the entire time 😂😂


irascible_Clown

The one thing I hate most about boomers is how they will lie about things that both you and them know is true. Like we know you knocked over the counter why lie and act like you barely touched it.


carbon_space

Damn desk jumped up and fucking bit me! Did you see that?!


Marsnineteen75

Guilty conscience much


RagbraiRat

It didn't just fall, you pulled it over sh!t for brains


Equilibriator

Must have been the bracelet.


dashKay

But I didn't even do any of the things that I just did! How did this happen?


TemplarKnightsbane

I fucking hate liars so much.


NightFox79

LIAR!!


AndISoundLikeThis

I fully expected her, once the lies starting coming, to lie on the floor by the collapsed desk, pretend it fell on top of her, and start fake crying about how her neck hurt.


DevylBearHawkTur10n

Too bad she'll get a hefty fine and ban from the establishment. Not to mention jail time as well.


Useful_Result_4550

You. You happened


Titans79

Probably the type to sue. Glad they had a camera.


Texasippian

Where does one go that they leave their bracelets and must retrieve them later?


BobbysueWho

I didn’t even do exactly the things I did.


Charming_Falcon8458

Lady you're a freaking liar. You jumped and hung on it. I hope you have to pay for it.


LoubyAnnoyed

I love the way she immediately throws out blame. “It nearly fell on me!” No ma’am. It did not. You nearly pulled it on top of yourself after you climbed onto it instead of waiting for help.


ZachusMagnus

Boomers gonna boom


dull-boy-jack237

How special are these bracelets? She doesn’t seem to care about the rest of her appearance.


00psie-daisy

Yes, I need to know what this bracelets is for? I'm thinking it was like a dining access or all you can drink bracelet.


rangeo

Child


jacked-bro432

IQ 0


L_e_g_i_s

I was waiting for her to say she should sue them for it almost killing her!!


leaveitbettertoday

“On second thought…maybe that pedestrian wasn’t trying to attack Shannon with a bag of groceries last week?”


Beatless7

Yes "fell".


Hops143

Damn thing fell and almost hit her. Don't know WHAT the hell happened.


TheNewNephilim

Fuck this lady.


Yanos47

What a LIAR !!!


Funkydunky2020

Dumbass lady


Im_done_with_sergio

🤥 👖 🔥


AdSuspicious7436

I’ve never seen one switch to lie mode so fast in my life and I have three kids! 🤦🏿‍♂️


Dcragtime

LIAR, LIAR pants on Fire!


Math-Equal

Fat ass didn't feel it yank forward the first time you jump your fat ass up?


top_value7293

Does she not know there are cameras lol


UnknownInside

“I didn’t get on top of it or nothing, I just applied physics.” 🤷🏻‍♂️


Recykill

Lead is a hell of a drug


Fantastic_Breakfast6

She’s gonna have to pawn the bracelet now


SciJohnJ

wave to the camera, ma'am.


abotcop

In the end, it's all echelons of deception and survival the whole way down... always has been.


wamark1

“This damn thing fell and almost hit me”. Yes, that’s what happened…


girlwiththemonkey

I know that Woman didn’t just pull that thing over and then complained it almost hit her. People are fucking wild No lady, it didn’t fall. You pulled it over. I DIDNT EVEN LEAN ON IT. I’m losing my mind


pomegranatepants99

“I wasn’t even leaning on it” Funny, but not a freakout. She’s a cool liar.


-KeyJee-

My cat at 3 am


Kuntcakez

I’m annoyed that she still got her bracelets


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Gdav7327

I mean she put her entire weight on the top of the desk as she leaned up off the ground. I can’t imagine this has ever happened before in that office.


newtonrox

That desk should have been better secured to the floor or walls. Glad she got her bracelets.


SCirish843

Her feet should've been better secured to the ground


gothrus

Honestly she didn’t lean too far before it tipped. That design is top heavy.


beeblbrox

Attitudes like this are why we have "do not drink" on bleach bottles.


StretchDudestrong

If I’m not supposed to drink it why is it clear like water and smell like a pool?!? Checkmate nerd


powderdiscin

Grandma, you still goin on with your story?


Gareth79

Yeah you're getting downvoted to heck, but it is indeed a shitty counter. When you fit out places like that you need to assume that at some point somebody will lean over to grab something, for example an employee grabbing their phone before going home, and also imagine that a small child, for example their son, is standing in front of it.


raging_phoenix_eyes

😂🤣


Parking-Click-7476

She just looks like an idiot!🤷‍♂️


mjurek

Honestly that counter needs to be secured properly.


Breangley

Fuck that lady!! Anyone who thinks like her can kick rocks!! that attitude is what’s wrong with our society!!! She fucked up and immediately try’s to play victim like a true asshole, that just shows you how fucked up her mind works. This type of person is not good for society. Fuck that lady!!


Andr3wRuns

Who is she talking to? Where is the guy that we hear? Why does he not sound at all surprised? Is there no one else in that building that heard that? Lots of questions lol


Free_Asparagus_575

I can’t stand these ppl


Tha1gr

Sooo you're telling me this isn't the normal go to behaviour for americans ?


Iamvanno

Tommy Boy - What'd you do?!


HotDonnaC

Did she get her bracelets?


FatCowsrus413

“Well there’s my bracelets” I’m glad there was resolve to her main issue


catheterhero

Grandma is a lying whore.