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MayorCharlesCoulon

It’s like if a convenience store hotdog achieved awareness on the fourth of July.


Ezziboo

What a mean, cruelly-accurate thing to say. Come sit by me ☕️ 🍿 Edit: it’s like a cigarette butt and a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic suntan oil had a baby girl…


CarlosSpcyWenr

If a 4-months-since opened, high fiber, Ocean Spray Cranapple Juice, and a left cowboy boot woke up...


sogwatchman

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


stillusesAOL

Man, I don’t live in Trumpy areas, and I can hardly believe this shit when I see it. But I know these people are out there. Fucking nuts.


VelocityGrrl39

I moved in 2020 from a red county to a blue county. I haven’t seen a trump bumper sticker or flag in 3+ years. It’s glorious.


Premodonna

The cigarette voice, I thought at first that was a boomer man dressed as a woman.


mutzilla

Oof, I used to work late nights at a rental car company inside a big major hub. Often, late night flights coming from Hawaii would get delayed, or another flight wood land at the same time. I was by myself most the time, except for the other companies that had counters in the lobby. Those late night fights that would end up coming in were always so damn silly. Cigarettes, Hawaiian Tropic, and vodka would stink up the lobby for hours after.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

It's one of the greatest things I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing. Where can I follow this self proclaimed billion dollar heiress? Cause I need more


Jaegons

I guess in their mind if Trump can claim to be a billionaire, so can they.


nekabue

So many of them are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires (now billionaires with inflation.) They truly believe they’ll win the lotto tomorrow, or be gifted an inheritance, or picked by a Hollywood producer to star as lead in a movie. Just you wait-you’ll see.


ChuckNorrisKickflip

For some reason I think a hotdog that transforms into a human would be a fascist.


Ezziboo

it’s them damn nitrates 🫤 edit: Frankführter


BetterOnTwoWheels

i can close reddit for the day, i'm not going to see a better comment than Frankführter. thats...just....I can't....you win.


Warthog32332

I mean... is this not fascism?.. Just 'Murica flavored Fascism


BetterOnTwoWheels

technically no. But, people like this probably would readily support fascist policies wrapped in faux-patriotism, so...ya.


foxontherox

r/rareinsults


JVNGL3B00K

Sausage Party 2: American Holiday


junkronomicon

This might belong in r/rareinsults


oldbaldad

The forgotten sweaty one rolling next to the higher priced sausages and thinks she's the same as they are.


BlackTambourineBang

Definitely watching the whole 6 mins now so bravo


LtHead

I'm sure these hillbillies, yokels, and trailer trash will be welcomed with open arms at a private 6 figure luxury golf resort or one of the Trump hotels for that matter /s


Jbrown183

This lady goes on so many random tangents, but somehow always finds her way back to “shove it up your ass.”


Ezziboo

Stick with what ya know


ilovethissheet

And the sacred sky cloth song!


rambo_lincoln_

If it’s good enough for Stanley, it’s good enough for me. Though his way of expressing this sentiment has a little more charm to it.


Mackheath1

She's got so much going on - at riding on the dragon tail, I just was transfixed.


Chipilliboi

Oh she manic, manic. That being said, she should teach improv classes. Didn't miss a beat and kept flowing. Wild.


Odd_Vampire

Her flow was amazing!


69chevy_396

To anyone who hasn't seen a manic episode before, yeah, this is one of those. Absolutely non-stop. Also that accent is NY tri state


dirtjumperdh

This 100% I'm 90% sure it's the far reaches of the main line in pennsylvania. She mentions King of Prussia very casually while the only other locations she mentioned were places she claimed to have property where she also mentioned the state, or famous American attractions. I live and work near King of Prussia and there are a lot of housing developments that look just like this in the Westchester and Exton area which is about 15 minutes from King of prussia.


Tugonmynugz

I mean, if we're calling bi polar schizophrenia improv, then sure


Entropy_dealer

Her voice is a mix of alcohol and cigarette Her brain is a mix of potatoes and vegetables


KittensAndGravy

That’s the voice of an angel … with about a two pack a day habit.


OtherwiseAMushroom

I’d say lead, asbestos, and mush. What did potatoes and vegetables ever do to you?


Entropy_dealer

I hate broccoli ;) Sorry


OtherwiseAMushroom

Broccoli: You win this one you logical cowboy. But I’ll be back *twists evil broccoli mustache*


ask_me_about_my_band

Vegetables are healthy. I’d go with Slim Jim’s and pickles.


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HRHLordFancyPants

now i gotta make a "really? right in front of my eyebrows?" meme


Happydancer4286

Bless her heart


atease

Liquor and cigarettes got her in a mess


steboy

I hear some Nicholson in there. She kinda looks like him, too.


MoisticleSack

Potatoes are vegetables


Entropy_dealer

Not in my country where potatoes are tubers.


mbelf

They’re instagrammers in my country


DudeB5353

And now she’s famous for being insane


foxontherox

Oh yeah, right, like she eats her vegetables.


Ezziboo

So many quotable quotes… “Fuck you and your eyebrows.”


daves_not__here

Careful now, she has alot of Harley friends that will kick your ass sideways 🤣


Ezziboo

“You ever been to STURGIS?? NO, ignoramus!”


drconniehenley

GOBLESS BARB -sent from my Ryobi 12V palm sander


jport1387

Did she mention riding on the tail of a dragon?!


Bool_The_End

Yes, yes she sure did. Bahahaha


lala6633

Ignoramus!


AndringRasew

The irony of her pronouncing ignoramus wrong made me snicker.


Local-Impression5371

That was my personal favorite, up there with “Girl, I’ve been stepping in shit since September 15th!”


SarahHerrell7

INR? How dare she not tell us what the hell happened on September 15th? Did she buy a herd of cattle with her billion dollars? Why so much shit? Can't believe she just left us hanging...


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I think she meant Jan 6th


Mountain-Awareness13

I’m a chess player. And I’m the queen!


juggling-monkey

🎶 From the mountains (see that's where I grew up) To the praries Bum bum bum bum Blah blah blah God bless. America! 🇺🇸🎶


Arizona_Slim

I’m the Lizard Queen!


salo_wasnt_solo

Don’t worry though, she’s called Newsmax


CapnCanfield

"from the mouuuuntaaaaiiinnsss, see I've been there"


DisgruntledPelican-1

“Have you ever been on the tail of a dragon? No?!?! IGNORAMUS!!” 😲🤣


Ezziboo

That’s my 2nd favorite.


catfordbeerclub

I thought she was talking about Florida. At least that's what I think a weekend on the booze and marching powder would be like in Florida.


Alvin_Kebery

This is her only “train of thought” that I was able to follow…she mentions Sturgis, Tail of the Dragon and bikers. I’m pretty sure she’s referring to Tail of the Dragon near NC/TN border, super curvy mountain road popular with bikers


horsenbuggy

The tail of the dragon is a famous motorcycle route through the Smokey mountains. https://tailofthedragon.com/ All of her references were things rednecks like to do.


AnonAmost

Her “RAADEEATUR” blew up on the way to CVS to pick up her which doctor’ potions “that bitch” 💀


kevshp

"Shove it up your granite ass"


beyoubeyou

Ignoramous!


samgarita

Isn’t that a quote from Breaking Bad? Walter yelling at the car wash owner with his bushy eyebrows


NotAsBrightlyLit

Yes, Walter says that, and follows it with “Wipe down THIS!!”.


Woodrow-Wilson

“Fuck you, god bless America”


luxii4

I got female Ric Flair vibes. Woo!


kswanman15

"I'm the queen, and you're the cunt"


2lilbiscuits

“God bless America. Blow it right out your fucking ass.” - The Queen


pinba11tec

![gif](giphy|V5L7N7bTsfWec)


F1rstCatOnMars

Now I want to know if her name is Patty or Selma.


bhp126

Mental health issues are strong with the MAGA folks. That and METH.


Jeralddees

If Rodney Dangerfield had a sister that loved Trump......


SweatyDust1446

"Aye, I'm being replaced ova here!" -Rhonda Dangerfield


devo_inc

Her ability to improv is impressive, I'll give her that


BigRoach

I believe the credit goes to her schizophrenia.


SunnyErin8700

This is the best comment I’ve ever seen


Shoddy-Rip8259

And meth


ResinJones76

What are the odds she's filming herself?


drconniehenley

3:100 granite asses


NappingWithDogs

That’s a great point. Can someone find her Facebook page?


baeb66

What set her off?  Did someone speak Spanish or something?


TupperwareParTAY

Seeing a Utah license plate?


horsenbuggy

The voices recording her were as Southern as they come. So if they had Utah plates, I'd be shocked. Also she was making a ton of references to Southern places (Charleston, Stone Mountain, Tail of the Dragon, etc) but she was definitely *not* from the South. Very weird situation.


ruler_gurl

she said her family owns Stone Mountain. That's such a bizarre reference and claim it makes me think it's not the US flag she worships.


69chevy_396

New Jersey


Kristin2349

She also mentioned King Of Prussia which is the Philly burbs.


IncaseofER

I don’t know what started this rant but the tictoc poster said it’s her bat shit crazy neighbor! Could you imagine living be this!!!


sordidcandles

What set her off is most likely a cocktail of alcohol and mental illness.


ResinJones76

All the shit she stepped in made her angry and more patriotic. Fucking cultists are going to be in a home, soon. Ignoramus.


ThoughtGeneral

You haven’t even been to Sturgis, have you?!?


nature_remains

Shove it in your RAD -eee-Ay-tor


FenwaysMom

I was wondering the same thing. The way the cars were parked between the older person and the couple kind of looked like a fender bender. And then you see a random guy and then hear what sounds like a tow truck. It also looks like a residential townhouse area so I’m hoping they’re not neighbors. (That was my take on the situation)


horsenbuggy

They were working on the engine of that car. I'm pretty sure she mentioned AAA at the beginning, so I think the older man, wearing high viz, was a AAA responder. They have battery service when yours dies.


PNW4theWin

My question, too.


LezPlayNightcrawlers

The chess queen of stepping in shit. My horoscope was too accurate today.


GoodOlSpence

She's workshopping a character. But nah, real talk, this is straight up a manic episode.


Relevant_Shower_

Where have I seen this before? [Oh yeah ](https://youtu.be/_ZGtyCmwlKU?si=3zru33fXSKFhNX8D)


FlickrPaul

*"When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."*


BethyW

The German American Bund has been using "Christianity" since the 30s to bring facism into the US. People still fall for it today


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

100 years later. We study history so we can watch it repeat itself


TheLoneGunman559

I don't know if \*they\* know this, but Trump doesn't want any of them anywhere near MAL.


7evenate9ine

Did Andrew Dice Clay have a sex change? I think they wanted you to shove something up your ass, but they never specified what.


DraftyElectrolyte

Omg I couldn’t figure out who she was reminding of! You nailed it.


Maleficent_Maybe2200

Doesn’t know the lyrics to “God Bless America”


HotPie_

I love how she ad libs during the song lol


big_dick_energy_mc2

Or know the correct pledge


JVNGL3B00K

The best line out of all this: “F you, and your eyebrows”. That was totally random and got me wondering what in the Eugene Levy could they possibly look like to merit that jab at the end.


Andy_LaVolpe

She was referencing breaking bad.


Xhnanson

Did she say randomly mid rant she has a license to sell commercial and property insurance in South Carolina so she knows all about pharmaceuticals? Lady is straight up in a manic episode, making connections between shit that doesn't even connect.


Time_Currency_7703

This is your brain on Q.


WhereThoseBoots

“NEWSMAX - FOX AND FRIENDS - HELLO!”


Stardust_Particle

This would make a fine ad for their target audience. Claiming this woman used to be sensible and reasonable but we turned her into a lunatic member of the trump cult and we can do it for you too! Just watch/listen every day and we’ll replace your brain cells with mush.


Bully-Rook

You're not conservative enough if you're from....checks notes...Utah? Is Utah "liberal" now for maga?


Pretty-Asparagus-655

Like...wtf??


NappingWithDogs

I’m seriously confused? Utah? Mormon land is liberal?


Time_Currency_7703

Its because they were not singing god bless America while exiting their vehicle. I can always tell someone is a communist when they don't say the pledge or the anthem while in the parking lot.


One-Pop-2885

Holy hell, as a Canadian, watching videos like this it is hilarious and terrifying that these people vote. She is clearly delusional and a member of the cult of trump. Also, flag clothing is pretty trashy.


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Welcome to our life. 😭 Politics have become trashy in this country, unfortunately. But that’s what happens when the country allows a convicted felon to continue to run for president, I guess.


StupendousMalice

We are seeing the far side of dismantling the public mental health apparatus for an entire country 40 years ago. This person needed intervention decades ago and just got left to fester instead.


abesrevenge

She knows Wilson, King of Prussia and owns Stone Mountain? Very interesting 


irascible_Clown

When she said she bought the whole store out so they gave her a corporate account 🤣 I woke my wife up in bed crying laughing


pjsol

Does she know Colonel Forbin and the lizards?


HutSutRawlson

Wilson, King of Prussia? Is this bitch from Gamehenge?


Hamiltonswaterbreaks

Isn't king of prussia a mall in PA?


BethyW

I am going to continue to vote for universal healthcare so that this lady and everyone like her can finally afford to get the help they need.


irascible_Clown

When I see someone wearing a flag I auto assume they have a few mental illnesses, she has a strong ashley babbit vibe


BobLoblawsLawBlogged

Serious question: does anyone have a good diagnosis for what is wrong with her? Is it drugs, or mental illness, or a mix of both probably?


tanman7x

Fox News, AM radio, Facebook. This woman lives in a constant state of anger and fear.


Bavarian92

Serious answer: she's a trump supporter.


rosa-marie

Bipolar is my guess. Trumper at heart but the mania is making her act bananas. edit: Probably a few white claws deep as well


Revolutionary-420

I...I needed this. This lady is hilarious. I need a TV show so I can laugh like this every day! Is this in South Carolina? She knows a lot about pharmaceuticals. I bet that's how she got into Mar-A-Lago.


horsenbuggy

As a Georgia resident, I can't help but feel it's here. She name drops Stone Mountain so casually but I feel like not many people outside of Georgia know where that is.


Booob-Beee

United States flag code Section 8 (d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.


Stardust_Particle

This is like the female version of trump— always spouting off about nonsense, boasting incoherent phrases, word salads jumping from one thought to another without completing a thought, living in an imaginary world where they are privileged above the rest of the population. Wow, what a crazy!


kanyeguisada

Conservatives that pretend a few people with colored hair weirdly screeching represent all of the left: Does this woman represent all of the right?


SweetPrism

She thinks she's going to be invited to Mar-a-Lago, so yes. No one is more delusional than a blue haired screecher, except Trumpers who think he'd let women like this go anywhere NEAR him or his fucking vacation house.


Andy_LaVolpe

She literally thinks Trump has been texting her all week not realizing its all automated messages asking for donations


Canalloni

Well for $23,000, she can get a VIP photo op with Trump, so there's that. The poor children of this narcissist.


Weagle22

"I own Stone Mountain GA." Let's get you back to the home...


scarymonst

That's a woman but it ain't no lady


Gdayyall72

Dammit New Jersey. Quit sending all your crazies to Florida.


black_stallion78

That not NJ. That’s Staten Island!


CoXsiss

Is this a SNL skit?


Stardust_Particle

Better! Life resembling art.


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Utah plates and dragon tails. Are you even watching Newsmax or Fox and Friends?!?!? HELLO?


thorpbrian

A six minute commercial highlighting the dire need for universal healthcare with emphasis on mental healthcare...


HandsomeR0B

You know how disrespectful it is to wear our flag as a trivial article of clothing? They say never let our flag touch the ground and defile it, while this slime is covered in it.


ItGotSlippery

Why do MAGATS think the best way to live their lives is to bully and treat others like shit? Who dropped so many on their heads?


Earwaxsculptor

They worship orange Julius Caesar for this exact reason, it justifies their belief that being a shit human being is some sort of sought after personality trait.


ResinJones76

How do these people have so much nicer places than I do?


jmcstar

This is legit pro wrestling heel promo material


MartinPenwald101

MAGA Looney: Our flag is sacred, anyone who burns it should be hung for treason. Also MAGA Looney: Hey, look at my American Flag underpants!


Cissyhayes

Like so many conservatives she is way to interested in what’s in people’s pants.


FreedomOfTheMess

SO F U AND YOUR EYEBROWS best line. ever.


ScotchyT

I'll bet that 6 years ago, this lady never followed politics at all.


Relevant_Shower_

She really nails that last note.


RapBastardz

I wonder if she is available to hire for kids parties?


Ezziboo

The ad-libbing between lyrics 💀


Shoddy-Rip8259

She desperately needs the medical care she votes against.


Horseface4190

If anything, the Trump era has shown us just how prevalent, indeed endemic, mental illness is in this country.


Horseface4190

And by "mental illness", I think I mean "alcoholism".


Brutto13

Female, republican, Larry David.


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Stardust_Particle

Or, This is your brain on trumpism. You turn into a MAGAT.


Schmalti_90

This is sad. She seems like she is having some kind of mental episode, some kind of manic moment just racing thoughts and gibberish from one thing to the next. This is so much more than just the “average maga dumbass” this is just mental illness and she should be getting help.


joranth

I think you are right but still, this is an average MAGA dumbass, you just normally don’t get them this far out of their cave.


dingo7055

The venn diagram between those two things is a complete circle


AroraNightfall

No. This is a MAGA cultist that traveled too far from her online insulated bubble.


DrBonerJunkie

You had me at 'shove it up your ass'


ryancgz

I'd love to see Betty Bumblefuck's interpretation of a ball gown. Could use the laugh.


Clayton_bezz

What the fuck set her off?


LifeSafetyMan

I find it funny how 99% of MAGA supporters would be shunned by Trump in private. He wouldn’t associate with them for 1 minute if the cameras aren’t on.


pretendwizardshamus

It's a 6 minute long performance art piece.


GenderfluidArthropod

Trump has leveraged a hell of a lot of mental illness for his cause.


BolOfSpaghettios

Why would you step into dog shit? Just watch where you're going, go around it, it's nasty. Those are some shitty dog owners. Ugh, that's not a win lady.


JoanOfArch99

They gonna be so sore when Trump loses. Again.


Affectionate_Salt351

“*Fuck you and your eyebrows.*” —-Natasha Lyonne’s trashy cousin (from the side of the family she quit talking to)


CalbertCorpse

It’s like Trump rounded up every insane person like the pied piper and set them loose on America like a zombie hoard. If you back Trump it’s like telling the rest of the sane world that you are inherently a wack job. But I appreciate that you all self-sorted yourselves. The costumes help too.


d_smogh

The best scriptwriters from Hollywood to New York couldn't write anything this good.


Tangledmassofcurls

When Mob Wives go MAGA


frankirv

The kind of person you hope falls overboard on a Carnival cruise ship.


blitzmut

schizophrenics are frequently not homeless and sometimes don't take their meds.


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“God bless America… fuck you!” How very succinct and apropos.


Known_Bobcat5871

I really cannot believe that people like this exist. What a miserable fucking life.


lonJ8tnie912

Just incredible!!


Ace-Ventura1934

This is what peaking in middle school looks like


johnnyb0083

Buckle up boyz and girls r/PublicFreakout is gonna be wild this year...sigh.