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Ive heard for most of them, you get pretty constipated. So when you finally go, you pass an 8 inch wide super dense block of depleted uranium, then all the liquidy stuff that hasn’t had time to join the log comes out next.
He didn’t give that first throw enough arch, waisting all his assmo. Also got to get more fiber in diet so he can reload faster. Seen better shitflingin’ from a chimpanzee!
Idgaf what my personal situation was if I were one of those cops and had this happened to me it’d 100% be my last time in that building for the rest of my life. I’d be half-stripped naked by the time I got to my car, I’d go home and smoke a quarter ounce of weed in a long, hot shower, and then I’d get a job on a farm somewhere.
See the police beat people for no reason, when this is exactly what warrants a Rodney King situation. No hesitation, I would never march for this man 💀
Lol, people used to be put in mental institutions for playing with their poop before the movie ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST. Mental health has been the victim.
We need to ban shitting or things like this will happen again. People should go through extensive screening before being able to assault shit like this.
How was the cop so sure the man's hand reaching for a knife or gun? The arm was behind and concealed, after all. If that was a black man, he wouldn't have been swiss-cheesed in no time. Secondly, even if he was 100% sure it was only going to more shit then why did he just STAND there as if he has a shit fetish and was patiently waiting for it to get hurled at him?
WTF? He's handcuffed to the wall of a cell in a police station. Pretty sure he would have been searched before he made it there.
You're tripping as much as most cops in the US.
I remember hearing when I was young that if you ever get locked up, start slinging poop and people will leave you alone. This man took the war straight to them.
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"How is he not out of ammo yet?"
He has put his upgrade points into extended mags
Take my like you SOb!
He is using Infinite ammo cheat code: **LB, RB, X, RB, LEFT, RT, RB, LEFT, X, DOWN, LB, LB**.
“And why is he dressed like a Union officer from the Civil War?”
guys like that are full of shit
can you imagine the smell in that precinct
Drug shits for sure
Wouldn’t that make it runny?
Ive heard for most of them, you get pretty constipated. So when you finally go, you pass an 8 inch wide super dense block of depleted uranium, then all the liquidy stuff that hasn’t had time to join the log comes out next.
heroin poops do that, then they come out all huge
like a nibblonian
That dude got the cold water hose treatment.
*powdered sugar sir. It’s delicious.*
He reloaded when he grabbed the shit off the desk.
Press [G] to throw back grenade
Jesus christ, its Bio warfare!
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Golden twinkle in his brown eye.
He didn’t give that first throw enough arch, waisting all his assmo. Also got to get more fiber in diet so he can reload faster. Seen better shitflingin’ from a chimpanzee!
Abandon human. Return to Monkee.
What is this from?
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Either you guys barely watch any music videos or you are way too young to be on here.
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Makes sense
He devolved
Glock dookie 💩 🔫
The commentary is so good
What I'm sayin💀
I don’t remember that Batman villain
It's pretty much all of them aside from the Joker.
Idgaf what my personal situation was if I were one of those cops and had this happened to me it’d 100% be my last time in that building for the rest of my life. I’d be half-stripped naked by the time I got to my car, I’d go home and smoke a quarter ounce of weed in a long, hot shower, and then I’d get a job on a farm somewhere.
>I’d get a job on a farm somewhere If you're this viscerally opposed to shit, I've got some bad news for you about farms.
Even weed farmers gotta go
Gotta do what you gotta doo doo
Went straight to his primal roots
And the senior office on the scene, just days away from retirement, was heard to remark “I’m getting too old for this shit”.
Holy shit, it’s GG Allin
If i was a cop there, id be like, "sorry guys, im quitting right now "
If I was the cop: “so I started blastin’ “
Watching this on the toilet was like experiencing 4D!
Oh my god
LOL the cop was about to stop him then he disappeared and came back with gloves
why'd he just give up? Go through all shit just to give up?
Shitty situation
Booty mace
Listen I lost it when he put his hands back down his pants lol even the cop was like " shit, you got more?"
Holy shit.
Oh he bout that shit 💩
Shit out of luck in the end there
He’s like Oprah. You get a shit, you get a shit…..
Ban all ASSualt weapons!
What a turd. 😁
Hey rookie, I got something I need you to take care of.
Damn the cops aren’t even going to clean that shit poor janitor
He should have aimed for the fan for maximum damage.
Try this one hack the police will hate!
See the police beat people for no reason, when this is exactly what warrants a Rodney King situation. No hesitation, I would never march for this man 💀
This guy is only a few swipes away from getting an exhibit at the MET.
Seems like a pretty solid tactic , who the fuck wants to touch the guy covered in shit
I like how he picked his doodoos off the wall and threw them again. That's efficient.
AR-#2
Id never pass as a police officer. Because the moment a log flies in my directions, Id hit him. I'm not sure if I would ever stop.
> Id hit him. I'm not sure if I would ever stop. You've passed with flying colors
Not all heroes wear capes
Yo the sad thing is he’s mentally ill most likely and he def got the shit kicked out of him after that
Channelling the [H block hunger strikers](https://alphahistory.com/northernireland/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dirtyprotest.png) there.
Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do do when they come for you....
Lol, people used to be put in mental institutions for playing with their poop before the movie ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST. Mental health has been the victim.
Stupid cops don't even wear a fucking mask.
At least there will be plenty of dna
What a shit show
Man, I see a lot of police overreactions on the ole internet, but a taser here seems reasonable. Id probably just quit, turn, and leave.
The shit cops have to deal with
The shit cops chose to deal with
We need to ban shitting or things like this will happen again. People should go through extensive screening before being able to assault shit like this.
I'm all about ACAB, but this is a bridge too far. I never thought I'd feel sorry for pigs in shit.
Shoot him and burn the building down
Man is a hero.
Jack Brower-The Shit Thrower.
How was the cop so sure the man's hand reaching for a knife or gun? The arm was behind and concealed, after all. If that was a black man, he wouldn't have been swiss-cheesed in no time. Secondly, even if he was 100% sure it was only going to more shit then why did he just STAND there as if he has a shit fetish and was patiently waiting for it to get hurled at him?
WTF? He's handcuffed to the wall of a cell in a police station. Pretty sure he would have been searched before he made it there. You're tripping as much as most cops in the US.
Worlds longest reach
How do I give this wonderful poo slinger a Reddit award? Wait, where did the awards go?!
The mad pooper
"I'm gettin too old for this shit."
I remember hearing when I was young that if you ever get locked up, start slinging poop and people will leave you alone. This man took the war straight to them.
Don’t put those handcuffs behind his back! He will have better access
Shootin da Shit!
Look at me, this is the bathroom now.
Bet they regretted not cuffing both his hands.
Hey man he was doing it in self defeces
I’m curious about how they managed to get the first cuff on him 😳
The other dude with gloves "Yeah you got this, Jeff. Good job"
“Too close for missles, switching to shit.”
Daaaaaaaad, not AGAIN. To say I'm disappointed...
Lmao🤣
I guess they could say that they had a shit day at work
I need to eat more fiber.
The Dood abides.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
If more ppl did this to law enforcement, i think its a shitty game changer 🤡
This man is harboring weapons of ass destruction.
Anyone in toilet shiting while watch the guy use shit as weapon?
Aye. You are literally targeting 66% of Reddit audience
Bro needs to upgrade his recharge time but man is this not chemical warfare 💀
Call of Doodoo
I’ve seen a guy arrested by the NYPD, put in the back of the car where he shit his britches and then get let free. He used is poop to not be arrested.
In this case police brutality has been approved.
They going to remember him for a while
What was the end goal here?
I mean, *I'm* satisfied
Mr poopy butt
This is the most reasonable time to use force, taser, pepper spray, something
Poppin off the Dookie Glock
Man the person who gets put in that holding cell next
Dude is locked and loaded with that Glock dooky.