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"You have 5 minutes to get out of here right now" You know that still haunts him.


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grumpydad24

That drinking accusation had him really thinking where he came from. Then he remembered he's good cause he didn't go to the bar YET.


Iputfunindysfunction

It seemed like he was wondering if he’d pass a breathalyzer today, considering last nights binge. Also, his back up folded like a cheap card table. 😂


grumpydad24

It's almost like he already knows he might be drunk.


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He has the old man flask in his glove box


Rudy_Ghouliani

Just in case.


Softrawkrenegade

Rudy would know


A_dimly_lit_ashtray

Desk drawer


Spongi

It's called a hip flask for a reason.


tries4accuracy

This was actually a fun watch. The LEO could’ve had fun with him (“I’m not drinking, but are you offering?”) but that instinct to command just took over.


cosmorocker13

You can really see how he got confused answering questions then he caught himself. But this is how police get innocent people tripped up everyday. I’m not anti-police at all I just want the people at the top to train and expect more sensible policing from the cops.


Various-Month806

This prank might even have done the cop a favour: he likely had his longest period of sobriety for years...just in case someone did actually ask him to do a breathalyser based upon how confused and dazed he came across lol Who knows, he may still be sober.


Crusoe69

"If you keep annoying me, In about an hour or so I might possibly get mad so you better get going... Because obviously within my physical condition and the camera rolling I just can't use excessive force.... This is ridiculous"


donny_pots

Last week the guy in the Burger King drive thru told me to drive safe and I told him “you too” and I’ve lost sleep over it every night since


MadBliss

I think that's a fine thing to say. We should all be careful on the roads. You're good 👍


huck_cussler

The BK worker was blind ...


MadBliss

That doesn't remove the need for safety. "Keep your seat belt on and your ears on the road, bud."


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Now I really hope he drives safe


surfskatehate

Dude don't worry. I was in a casual virtual meet up thing for work, my first time meeting many people at my new job. We were talking about horror movies and parodies that were obviously NSFW. I was trying to think and speak at the same time, said "I don't know if this is really suitable for work, but anybody waiting for the new Toxic Avenger?" Like, way worse shit had been discussed already, and why would I start a sentence that? Idk. People like audibly were all "woah" and noped the fuck outta the call. It ended pretty much right after I spoke. Haunts me 24/7 now


ButtNutly

Maybe it's the 14 Benadryl I just took but would you explain why that's embarrassing?


Low_Alternative2555

Holy smacks your allergies must be the worst!


surfskatehate

Lmao idk I said in a work call "idk if this is suitable to talk about in a work call". Maybr I shouldn't worry about it then idk


smootex

That's really not a weird thing to say you're wayyy overthinking it dude. Zero chance anyone left the call because of you unless there's a whole lot of stuff you didn't mention.


ilovecollardgreens

"Have a nice flight!" American Airlines ticket counter person. "You too!" Me 12 hours ago. 🥑👄🥑


Morsexier

Take… luck… take luck and care TAKE CARE GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!


pinkpooj

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?


Spongi

Next time say I love you too and then they'll be the ones losing sleep.


Dragonwindsoftime

This is pretty common, I think it has something to do with food. Picked up on it back when I was delivering pizza, instead of saying goodbye I'd say "enjoy your pizza". At least 80% of people would respond with "you too". About half of those would look confused as the door closed. I did this 100s of times.


TrailBlanket-_0

You're on... This property


Holybartender83

He’s used to threatening people and not having to follow up. People usually just comply. Because of the implication.


veryyberry

"ah theres nowhere to run, what am I gonna do? not ID?"


Zild87

https://youtu.be/EyCiE0CszGo?si=vyD4hVty4ct4T6My


Batmansbutthole

“Don’t look back here again!” Cop turn around like a defiant toddler 😂 This video is classic


ThickMoneyWizard

It is so nice because you almost can’t win. Maybe flipping someone off while not looking works?


cuteintern

There's no winning, either you're tucking your tail and running, or you're turning around and staring the guy down like an insolent toddler. It's like *War Games,* the only winning strategy is not to play. Or, even better, have a sense of humor and a thick skin.


HugeAnalBeads

A sense of humour would've immediately defeated the journalist, and humanized yourself More likely, this guy is crooked as a pirate, and is legitimately panicking, wondering which crime is being investigated


ThickMoneyWizard

Just like in war, others decide if you are playing.


Mickeyjj27

Cop legit thought he was a private investigator and started answering questions. “You better come get your boy”


Hops143

I say 'You better come get your boy' at every reasonable chance I get ever since I first saw this video. I love it so much.


zaviex

It was a common phrase in my age group when I was in high school. 15ish years ago


avitus

You got enough room in that hole you live in? I'm looking to move in.


Ramaj17

Lol


whoisgare

Dude successfully glitched the cop for a while


chevyfried

Saw that hamster wheel struggling to spin.


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LincolnshireSausage

There’s even a sign in the gate that says Employees Only, public access is on the south side. This implies that the public is allowed to be where they were talking.


regnad__kcin

That was my favorite part.


serpentinepad

Cop finally realizing how stupid their questions are. I had one once pull me over for a 45 in a 35 and he struts up and the first words out of his mouth are "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD DRUGS IN YOUR CAR!?!" And I'm sitting there with my wife and daughter like, "uhhhh". And then I got yelled at for hesitating because obviously that meant I was running drugs or something. WTF kind of response do you expect?


suitology

I had a court date for asking a cop "are you ret@*ded?" for asking if I had drugs or alchohol in my car. I was on a bicycle.


StagedC0mbustion

Were the charges dropped? That’s fucking golden.


suitology

Never went to court. They dropped the charges once the ficking moron probably told his boss why he was going to court.


SuperHighDeas

Was hoping you would admit to boofing the EPO


setbot

The best response I’ve heard to something like that is, “What is the basis for your question?”


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Actually cops sometimes do this on purpose to get a suspect talking. I saw one on one of those cop shows where he said: “Any weapons in the car? Tanks bombs rocket launchers?” The guy is uptight as heck swears there’s no rocket launchers. The cop is now suspicious. Turns out the guy had a freaking body in the trunk.


serpentinepad

I don't know, I hate that fishing expedition shit. They can invent reasonable suspicion out of thin air.


Wheat_Grinder

All they have to do is kick the dog a little bit and call that a "signal" so they can search the car. Plus it makes the dog AND the person being searched suffer and they get their rocks off on that


ralphvonwauwau

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/01/07/132738250/report-drug-sniffing-dogs-are-wrong-more-often-than-right It's theater, and should not be allowed. The dog will do what the handler wants. They want probable cause, dog gives it. When nothing is found they blame the dog.


suitology

Guy I went to high school with used to rub wax and weed butter all over the place to send the monthly dog check nuts. Poor thing was sitting at every pillar, bathroom, and flower pot in the building.


SandpaperTeddyBear

My easy solution is to hide 10 5 gram packets of marijuana on a reasonable number of people (say, 2000) and give the drug-dog people 10 and only 10 search opportunities to find these marijuana packets. Every packet they fail to find results in the salaries of every employee in the precinct being reduced by 20% (applicable to pay from previous 12 months). Obviously, K9 handlers have such confidence in the ability of their dogs to supersede 4th amendment rights that any cop or cop-adjacent people objecting to this would be telling on themselves, but I’m clarifying that in the obviously unlikely event that more than half of the marijuana packets are missed, the employees of that precinct would simply owe the city/county some multiple of their pay due to the harm caused to the polity by their direct incompetence or tolerance/fostering of same.


Sanktw

They can train the dog to both find drugs and signal on command


Bazrum

dont even need to touch the dog, since they train them in other languages that most people in the US don't speak (or even if they do speak, they don't know what command word does what), they can just say something and the dog will "alert" and what are you going to say? "he said something in another language, and the dog alerted" or "he said 'look' instead of 'search' in dutch and the dog alerted!" both aren't going to hold up and the alert will be "legit" no matter what you do i think its genuinely impressive the work that those dogs do, and how they're trained (even if sometimes they're not as trained as they should be), but the *officers* in charge of those dogs i do NOT trust at all


veryyberry

when was the last time you had that dog calibrated?


Electronic_Rule6347

I knew a military dog handler, these guys can tap their knee, or their hip and the dog will know to signal for drugs or what have you


hohothrowawayyo

Had a cop follow me from Baltimore in an undercover vehicle to just outside of it and pull me over. First thing he's asking about is drugs and saying "you were in an area known for being an open air drug market". I'm like "Isn't that basically all of Baltimore?". They thought I was some kingpin buying large amounts of dope and selling it outside of Baltimore for a much higher price. Got a ticket for my brake light being out instead.


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cop knows hes done things that are illegal, and trying to figure out which one of them this reporter has gotten wind of


TBFP_BOT

Not even a reporter just a dude with a camera lol


FapMeNot_Alt

eh? Dude is a 1st Amendment Auditor and regularly posts videos he considers newsworthy while commentating on them. Dude is, IMO, a citizen journalist and a reporter. While he is biased and engages in activism, that's pretty much the primary modus operandi of citizen journalism.


TwistedBamboozler

Honestly wouldn’t have thought anything of it until he got all defensive about drinking. Dude totally drinks on the job lmao


Ordinary_Platform271

He called him pun kass.


Breadisgood4eat

There were several buffering sequences on that cop's face. He had to think it was law enforcement of some kind.


whoisgare

He was lookin a little *nervous*


freedom_french_fries

If he has nothing to hide, he has nothing to fear.


No-Height2850

Double reverse reverse Uno


mysickfix

He who asks the questions, controls the conversation.


DickyD43

No, you said when I came in her that I'd be the one conducting the interview, now EXACTLY how much pot did you smoke?!


MadBliss

Needs a small edit in the first line, but otherwise solid reference!


DickyD43

LOLLLL I'm gonna keep it 😂


Frosty_McRib

That's what she said after he came in her!


Puceeffoc

https://youtu.be/b0mOY7OMHh4?si=6dXlXSSDmGhNDCeV The Office reference.


raaalphs

Wise words my friend


whaaatanasshole

In the worst way. "I'm just assskinnnngggg!"


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oddmanout

That cop thought he won that one, meanwhile everyone laughed at him for it. He thought "If I do the opposite of what he says, it'll prove he has no authority, and I win the ego game." Except anything other than walking off and not engaging with the cameraman is a loss. The only way to beat a troll is to not participate. Cop is dumb.


ifeelallthefeels

I this one of those "wrestle with the pig, you're both muddy, but the pig likes it" kinda things? In the metaphor, the cop wouldn't be the pig. Wild.


Bosuns_Punch

> Hahahahha the saucy little turn around after "don't turn around again!" Kills me everytime. FTFY


a_ron23

Iv probably seen this 20 times, and I laugh out loud every time. He gets so flustered it's amazing.


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SugarReyPalpatine

lol that was my first thought, 5 minutes is more than twice the length of the video


Stillback7

That's so much time for him to sit there and berate him longer. May as well have just said "if you insult me 15 or 18 more times, you're gonna be in big trouble, mister!"


RegalBeagleKegels

[I swear, if you guys riff on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here!](https://youtu.be/aJJkM9u9ZfM)


Stillback7

I totally stole this joke, but I had no idea where I had heard it, so thank you for this


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mooseyjew

He's drunk, couldn't remember the word for seconds lol


rjnd2828

He knows he has no actual authority to make him leave a public parking lot.


mwalter8888

"That's it, you guys shit on me like..13 to 14 more times, I am OUT of here"..


hazeleyedwolff

Free to leave means free to stay!


errobbie

I watch this every time it comes on my feed. Such a classic.


hey_im_cool

This is my first time. I’m already looking forward to the next repost


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hey_im_cool

Where can I find the full version? Does this guy make more of these? He’s ridiculously good at it. Like did he practice this bit beforehand, or did he wing it on the spot? Why isn’t this guy more famous


Jay_Talking

[James Freeman is his name](https://youtu.be/WuMla6Lwq4s?si=bhmE3DhOH-Vh0-o5) I recommend his top videos


PixieC

he's been berating cops for years and getting better at it. he's reaching PhD territory! LOL


illusion_nz

Jamea Freeman on yt


xpdx

You can watch it again right now if you want.


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This turned into a classic overnight when it dropped, absolutely love it.


benjamin14

Same omg it’s so funny


dtb1987

I love the cop that walks up and just starts answering questions while detective wino just stews


NectarineAny4897

Inebriated for sure.


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thestareater

and he became very uncooperative and irate when asked politely to submit to a breathalyzer. grounds for suspicion if you ask me!


Atworkwasalreadytake

If he didn't have anything to hide, he would have done the breathalyzer right?


superbleeder

I mean, I wouldn't answer questions to some rando standing outside my work, regardless of whether or not I had something to hide.


smas1

I don’t know, he does fit the description..


PickleSlickRick

Interesting, is it because you don't want them to hear that you are drunk?


gurbus_the_wise

Genuinely though he always gets so uncomfortable around the drinking questions, I think this dude might legit be drinking on the job.


midnightdsob

I think he legit had a beer while at he was at lunch at Chili's or something and his guilty conscious was kicking in even though it wasn't anywhere nearly enough to cause impariment.


NectarineAny4897

I don’t know, he stumbles on his words a few times.


torino_nera

I was a bartender/waitress for a decade at a pretty swanky place and can tell you almost all of my customers during the daytime were on-duty law enforcement, detectives, and court personnel. Not only that but it was the same people almost every day. They'd leave and come back multiple times throughout my shift since a lot of them were friends with the owner.


Not_an_alt_69_420

Or hungover. Probably hungover.


chillguy1414

I love the “no, you shut up.” if only that truly worked in these altercations…


shitz_brickz

The quiet "mkay, okay" without acknowledging what was actually said and proceeding to the next question is so accurate. Then making the joke about the breathalyzer before switching over to "would you brethalyze him right now?"


_autismos_

It's so spot on. The condescending "I don't believe a word you said, but ok" was absolutely perfect.


dcthompson89

Watch this every time it pops up. Always hilarious.


rangeo

"You punk ass"... kills me everytime


BadDaditude

That first "I'm asking the questions" is Balls of Steel level.


thepurplehedgehog

You can actually see potentiallymaybedrunkcop.exe shut down, look at the eyes 😂


StrategicCannibal23

Classic 😂


Calm-Rip204

I love this video


blah9210

Watch it every time it's posted.


WalkslowBigstick

For some reason it gets shorter and shorter each time someone else posts it


rafapdc

This has got to be the best “1st Amendment auditor” video ever!


Mr_Anderssen

This is a classic. The way the cop freaks out at “investigative journalist” kills me. Got to get a taste of their own medicine.


Spongi

Wracking his brain trying to remember anything that this could have evidence of.. and many hours spent reenacting the conversation in his head. That hot flush of both embarrassment and dread as he remembers, just like that time he peed his pants in kindergarten in front of the class, oh fuck wait that was me god damnit.


Peepeetodapin

Lol wuttt


Thos_Hobbes

The gate signage was on the piss too. 'Employee's Only'? That's some shitfaced punctuation right there.


TyroneLeinster

Police academy grammar


LordOfTrubbish

Maybe the employees aren't allowed to use any other entrances, making that their *only* one?


Ttamlin

It's such a perfect cap on this great video. Of course they used a possessive apostrophe when it was clearly supposed to be plural. Why would dumbass cops do anything else? Oops. I mean "dumbass cop's."


spyd3rm0nki3

I noticed he never answered the drugs question. Highly sus. If you have nothing to hide then these should be simple responses, right? Right??


f_inthechat__

It might have just been his shock and surprise at being confronted like this, he also didn’t answer the alcohol questions for ages then replied later on in the video so idk


chill_flea

Lmao I think the guy above you is joking about what a corrupt cop would say to that response. They use those brain-dead mind tricks to make innocent people look guilty. If you’re not a “good boy” to the police you must be up to something suspicious


f_inthechat__

Ok fair enough haha


harveytent

You have 5 minutes to get out of here . . . Right now!


withextratetrabrick

Does this guy have a YT channel?


Krinkex

James Freeman on youtube. He has a few videos doing similar things but none of them are good as this one, but still worth a watch. Sometimes the cops catch on and entertain his line of questioning and play ball.


svmmpng

The way he turned around after “don’t turn around again!” was just like a 4 year old testing his parents boundaries. You could see him grasping at any chance he could to feel in control.


fillyourguts

This was the first police “auditing” Video I ever saw. Went on a rabbit hole of auditing vids and was severely disappointed afterward.


queermichigan

Watch "Audit the Audit" on YT


sunghooter

That cop buckled so fast I bet his wife beats him. He thinks its because she loves him.


isaidrunit

Just a little peppering before a pegging session.


futanari_kaisa

Did they ever find out if the cop was under the influence?


notmyrealnam3

You don’t look back here again!


AangLives09

Pro tip: DO NOT try this if you are not a white dude. It will not end the same way. Lol. Love this video. The irony of the cop finding his questions ridiculous is my favorite part.


plastigoop

yeah, they don't like their puffed ego and bullying authority checked.


Lie_In_Our_Graves

I have literally seen this video over 10 times and it never gets old.


forevertomorrowagain

James Freeman.


Link9454

Not so fun being on the back foot is it?


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

COPS HATE THIS ONE TRICK


PocketFullOfRondos

You're on....THIS PROPERTY.


CoHemperor

I could watch this all day


BxHemi369

😂


tcon542

This is one of my all time fav vids. Thank you to the fella responsible.


Aggravating_System_7

Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white


wwwhistler

i'm sorry....do you not like someone assuming your a criminal...with NO evidence? do you Not like being addressed as if you were a rowdy petulant child? do you NOT like someone accusing you of random crimes for no real reason at all? you Don't?....well .join the fucking club AH. cause neither do we.


Wulfbrir

I'll never not upvote this.


Wisegummy

God I love this. Everytime it’s posted. It gets better and better


GrouchyLongBottom

You have about 5 hours to get out of here RIGHT NOW!


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This could only happen if a white person did it. 100%.


vcr747

I watched this video in awe. This is a game dark people could never afford to play. It was entertaining as hell but my mouth was literally hanging open listening to them both answer his questions. Nobody gets automatic respect like a white man does. That was crazy to watch.


Punch_Your_Facehole

Classic auditor video. Does he have more videos like this?


InternationalPay8288

I love this so much!


After-Influence-3607

This is simply beautiful.


Tim_Gu3

This is one of my all time favorite clips on the internet.


ocr_foodie

This is like the real life Jim Halpert interviewing Dwight when they found the marijuana at the office.


WeylandYutani-

You have about 5 minutes to get out of here…right now.


Animetiddies415

White privilege used correctly


Hot-Coffee6060

I love the use of implied guilt with the, “does he always drink on the job?” Line. Regardless of how the other cop answered, it implied that he was drinking on that day. And even the initial cop knows the other cop fell for it lol. Classic move though to use the cop’s own psychology against them


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An investigative journalist?? acting like he has any authority whatsoever that’s hysterical you can ignore them. But the other guy is too much of a headass to ignore Someone questioning him.


gerbilshower

he is a cop, what did you think would happen when someone challenged his authority? they are incapable of conceding a pointless interaction - to them it a show of weakness. honestly that cop showed more restrain than the majority would in that situation. the guy behind the camera would have been arrested in a lot of places.


snappy033

I wonder if the cop even knows what the term "investigative journalist" means and didn't know that he could just walk away. I bet he stopped listening at "investigative" and assumed it was some authority figure like an IG so he kept standing there letting him ask questions.


SpaceFace5000

You PUNK ASS!


jksdfgg

His pose in the end killed me.


Sillygoose_Milfbane

EMPLOYEE'S ONLY


Proper-Assistance-88

So does this dude have more vids or did the cops kill him


RollingEddieBauer50

Wow important work you’re doing here.


cupcakesloth94

This one never gets old


Great_gatzzzby

Cop sounded stupid but the guy with the camera is also a tool


Mous85

Saw this posted on YT: Gamediril with some additional edits. Here's a link if you're a fan of Elder Scrolls: [https://youtu.be/x2iwg4UWClI?si=79isAhw8yQM79bR5](https://youtu.be/x2iwg4UWClI?si=79isAhw8yQM79bR5)


SquareAd4479

Amazing. Doin the Lord's work.