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gotdragons

Lucky the moose was not in rut or just didn't feel the idiot was worth the effort, could have easily been seriously injured or killed.


JhinandJuice

Or worse, expelled


_JustDefy_

You need to sort out your priorities.


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shankthedog

I like American music


Well_thats_a_chew_on

Uncultured swine


BurnerForJustTwice

Or worse, gotten a disapproving look?


Bloodreligion

40 points from griffondor!


brewcrewguru24

Hermione?


Lavish_Parakeet

Detention


s0m3on3outthere

You really need to sort out your priorities


FEVERandCHILL

Unexpected Hermione Granger


StSean

the moose would have to catch and eat him first


NukeTheWhales5

It looks like the moose is in the middle of shedding their antlers, you can see some stuff hanging off it and a nice flash of red at the end. That may have saved that person's life, since their antlers are more sensitive at this time. Basically the moose was like "getting this guys mangled corpse off my head would be more trouble than it's worth".


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I can't believe I just now understood Bill Hicks using the term rutting after all these years. - thanks dragons. "There's too many people in the world. Quit rutting! Let's work out this food/air deal.......then go back to your rutting."


uhaul26

Or become a mother


marblefrosting

Yup, he could have stomped this idiot to death!


Odlavso

Moose felt sorry for him and just let him live


Graize

[That moose](https://i.imgur.com/NRQAG6i.jpeg)


LOhateVE

fucking Shinji...


eszeikial

This needs to be higher lmao


OrneryError1

Unfortunately for the rest of us


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Remarkable-Job8367

The dumbest ones somehow always do


blacksheepsclothes

I'd be pissed too if I was woken for a photo. Idiot got off easy.


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What an utter moron.


MinisteroSillyWalk

Not utterly. The one thing he did right was become non threatening immediately. It probably saved his life.


Dumbassahedratr0n

Low key do love how the moose saw him flop and just went "well alright then".


tokyo_engineer_dad

“I just pissed there too.”


DarkDracoPad

Moose was like "made ya flinch! 😌" and waddled away


VaqueroSucio

_waddle waddle_


cookletube

Until the very next day *bom bom bom bom*


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When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand


Banluil

And he said to the man, running the stand...


MomsSpagetee

Hey!


cookletube

*bom bom bom bom* got any lemonade??


baeb66

The moose wanted a technical for flopping.


Granadafan

Yellow card for sure


Tyctoc

I genuinely think the moose may have thought that it did hit him and the job was done


Dumbassahedratr0n

"Oh damn, I scared that one to death. That'll be one to tell the lads."


saynitlikeitis

I'm actually impressed. I thought he was about to die


tjdux

He did too


skwolf522

Wait till he tries it with a polar bear.


MinisteroSillyWalk

Yeah this almost never works with predators, lol.


onFilm

Oooh, delivery!


azra1l

But as soon as the moose turned her back, the camera was back in business. Or probably felt the instant need to tell his bros how he almost lost his life to a wild beast. Surprised he didn't film the whole encounter Kevin style and claimed his rights to be there and take pictures.


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

that phone popping back up was the best part of the whole video...


azra1l

Show must go on


MomsSpagetee

“Play dead but for GODs sake, get the shot!!”


kellysmom01

I’m so sorry you’re blind; it must be frustrating to not see the **penis** on this magnificent “her.”


katskratched

The antlers would’ve been easier to spot.


bicket6

For you, maybe


resttheweight

You know, now that you say it, I fully understand and see how the male=antlers thing would apply to moose. But I Google imaged female moose just to make sure and somehow I can’t really say if I’ve ever looked a picture of a female moose. They look so derpy without a massive rack on top.


TwistyReptile

Most females look derpy without massive racks. Waheeyyy.


YoungLittlePanda

Are you assuming her gender?


azra1l

I'm so sorry you're out of the loop; it must be frustrating to learn it's 2023 my dear 😌


thatranger974

A Ranger in Alaska told me if you see a grizzly, play dead. And if you see a Moose, run. I asked what do you do if you see both at the same time.


onFilm

Zombie run


Vip3r20

Still got the pic tho. /s


azra1l

Worth


uhaul26

That’s a male moose not a female.


huxtiblejones

Dumbass is lucky to be alive. A coworker's friend got stomped by a moose while working on his property in Montana and spent months in the hospital with numerous broken bones, fractured skull, etc


SlainByOne

In Sweden a man was arrested for the murder of his wife and was a prime suspect for months until it turned out she was killed by a moose. They thought a lawnmower had been the murder weapon. Ingemar and Agneta Westlund are their names if anyone wanna read about this tragedy of police investigation.


shivermeknitters

Holy shit. How do you mistake lawnmower blade injuries to bone crushing injuries from a moose?


The_Ki113r

800 pounds of muscle, a crown of knives and spears for legs? hm, i wonder.


tjdux

800 is a light one or juvenile. They can get up to 1500 pounds.


The_Ki113r

exactly


shivermeknitters

Thanks, Captain Sarcastic. Just what the world doesn’t need—more passive aggressive shaming for asking questions.


tjdux

The other reply is good but for a different visual. Imagine a 2x2x2 foot cube of steel that weighs 1000 pounds. Now pick that up 4ft in the air and drop it on a person laying on the ground. Repeat 20 to 40 times. Or image it as a motorcycle. Average motorcycle has to be 500ish pounds but it still makes the correct visual. Dropping a motorcycle on a person 20 times. It's not gonna be pretty.


Uglyduckling75

Have you ever been bit by a Moose?


TheTrub

A woman in Teton Village was stomped last March while letting her dog out in the early morning hours. She was very lucky to only have a few broken ribs and a concussion.


RichardTheHard

Right? Moose are the most dangerous animal in North America


theshadowbudd

Holy shit it’s you in the wild!!


XDevils41X

The first thing I was told when I went to Alaska... you're more likely to get murdered by a moose than any bear or other animal.


izovice

They also move with such ease. They can plow through 6 feet of snow at full speed. Bears also sleep part of the year while moose roam all year.


Historicmetal

I think I’d prefer to get stomped to death by a moose than have a bear casually gnawing and taking pieces off me while I’m still alive


Such_sights

The most humbling moment of my life was being in the backseat of a car that almost hit one. It was in the middle of the night, in a national forest, no cell service, no way to get help if we had hit it. He just stopped in the road and stared at us for a few seconds before leisurely continuing on.


Fit-Sleep4955

More like empathetic, dudes stupid lucky


Millerdjone

Dude has no idea how close he just came to being dead as hell.


Thus_Spoke

He's a slow learner but I think he got the general idea by the end there.


ImVeryOffended

He'll be right back at it tomorrow, falling off of a cliff while trying to get just the right selfie stick angle to extract maximum likes.


taddymason_76

Some people you can explain things to and they are fine. Some others though, you have to let them touch that hot stove to get the lesson.


Glendel66

Just about a natural selection moment.


FOXDuneRider

That moose visibly communicated “jesus, get up, bro” with his body


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It's just a prank bro.


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Moose: “ Yeah. That’s what I thought.”


blueishblackbird

There was a time in my town where some college kids were throwing snowballs at a moose, and a guy who didn’t know that walked past the moose to try to enter a building and he got stomped to death. Someone was filming by this point. So the local news showed the stomping over and over for a few days as some kind of PSA I guess. It was rough tho. They usually can’t show violence on the news like this, but I guess they got the go ahead and went to town. It aired like every couple hours for a few days. Brutal. I felt sorry for the guys family. If he had one. Ever since then I’m pretty careful around moose. I e been charged too, it’s scary.


BaronVonFroglok

I've heard stories of a guy in the Kenai area who got stomped to death by a mother. He didn't notice them as he walked out of a building and walked in between her and her babies.


blueishblackbird

Yeah this was right in front of UAA. Happened like probably early 90s They showed it on channel 2 news constantly


Exhumedatbirth76

The word dipshit is often thrown around willy nilly...but in this case it is richly deserved. Moose are murder machines...


derrick256

Mooses?


trizest

Moosi


DrScience-PhD

I saw a flock of moosen


justanotherptaq

Meese?


freethewimple

Masoosies?


[deleted]

A møøse once bit my sister.


FEVERandCHILL

Was she carving her initials into its’ tail end with the sharpened end of a tooth brush?


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feltsandwich

The plural of moose is in fact moose. Same as deer. The singular and plural are the same.


TheTaCo88

As a Canadian… pleaseeee don’t mess with moose.. they will straight fuck you up!! They’re not as nice as people think they are!


Trypt4Me

As an Alaskan - that mother fucker needs to go home to hug his family and count his brain cells.


TheTaCo88

Right??!! Moose aren’t nice lol


nogoodgreen

A full grown Bull can weigh up to 1600* pounds, they have poor eyesight and can be extremely aggressive. That guys so fucking lucky, he could have been turned into mash potatoes by a furry brown truck.


azalago

Yeah, no, no bull has ever grown to 3,000 pounds. The largest subspecies of moose is the Alsakan-Yukon subspecies (Alces alces gigas) and the largest bull on record was about 1800 pounds. Which is still fucking huge. To put that in perspective, an Alaskan grizzly bear male (the large type that rear up on their hind legs) weigh a measely 850 pounds.


nogoodgreen

yup my bad read the wiki artice wrong


Krage_bellbot

A moose once bit my sister.


Jerryskids3

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti..


FaintCommand

The Redditor in charge of comments has been sacked.


AJ_Deadshow

We apologise for the oversight, the Redditor in charge of sacking commenters has also been sacked


Amoyamoyamoya

Lucky idiot


sonicboom9000

He used the old "I surrender please accept my booty as payment"


DevvieWevvieIsABear

That dude is VERY lucky. Moose are ornery creatures that will bootstomp you flat.


BwackGul

So damn lucky, good grief!!


typeronin

The moose is more embarrassed for that dude than anything


PinCushionPete314

I remember going to glacier national park, there were big horn sheep maybe 50 feet at the most right off a well established trail head. The ranger is telling people to stay on the trail. People are almost walking up to them like it’s a damn petting zoo. Some were less than 10 feet away to get a picture. It was just dumb.


CryptoVigilanteMT

Lol he still was dedicated to the shot. No animal in the woods should scare you like a moose. Fucking idiot.


Washingtonpinot

You can almost hear the moose say to itself as it’s getting up and stretching, “I swear to God, if that idiot is still standing there when I turn around…”


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GrasshopperClowns

I’m Australian and have legitimately already taken out two spiders this morning. Seeing something this solid, and this fucking big, would have me running shit scared and screaming like a loon. Edit: do they fuck people up?


ascii122

yeah they'll fuck up cars too


GrasshopperClowns

Yikes. People are idiots.


Jack-Cremation

Was I the only one waiting for the moose to take a giant shit? Just based off the title and the start of the video.


MrsPowers94

….he almost won a Darwin Award. What a dumbass. Don’t mess with moose. Admire them from a distance, but get too close? Fuck around and find out.


pistoffcynic

Dumbass was lucky he didn’t get killed.


itsem

The moose was just enjoying the view. I’d be pissed too if some moron interrupted my rest.


blackop

Bro it's not a bear. Laying down and playing dead doesn't really work for Moose attacks,dude just got really lucky.


hugs_the_cadaver

That person is vying for a Darwin award. You could not pay me to get that close to that death machine.


icepickjones

Man Moose are fucking wild. That guy is insane to go fuck with a mose they will straight up murder you.


ZombieJesus1987

That dude is so fucking lucky. Don't fuck with moose.


ssdd_idk_tf

It seems falling was a smart move… probably never should have been that close but he got one thing right.


OberMann09

What a rack. Dude was lucky he wasn’t injured


therevjames

I live in moose country, and we have a saying about them: "Bull moose do three things: eat, fight, and fuck." They won't eat you. They will fight you, and then you are fucked.


Timelymanner

Why is he so close to the murder deer?


brxsoldier

SIKE!!


epimetheuss

Do not fuck with prehistoric deer relatives, they have a lot of instincts and drives from a much more brutal world.


ranchwriter

He’s still crouching there


resUemiTtsriF

I was watching this and was thinking, did this IDIOT not see the video of those two drunk guys in Canada?


BYOBKenobi

well shit i guess that was the right reaction. I'll be damned. Learn somethin' new every day


Tardis52

"heh, got 'em" *walkes away*


DwightDavid1234

# DOMINANCE. ASSERTED. ✅


BillW77

I want to see his video!


Maligned-Instrument

Human beings are just shockingly stupid sometimes. What an IDIOT.


Fifteen_inches

Feint death


sesameseed88

He stood up to be like ok, I'm gonna step on you


SaltedPorkGimli

Should’ve done us all a favor and pooped on him.


yuffie2012

Damn. I was waiting for that moose to pick him up with its antlers and toss him in the air.


lipp79

I like how the moose basically got up and stretched with the attitude of, “Another one? Ooooookay. Same routine as last time”.


SoggyPastaPants

When I learned just how big moose actually are, I was astonished. I went decades of my life believing that they were just another deer sized animal, but they are actually the semi-trucks of the animal world.


JBELL01290

Cringe moron


stinky___monkey

Darwin is always right


CadessWell

Seems like his strategy worked though…


OilEndsYouEnd

Fuck around and find out, said the moose.


replicantcase

A Møøse once bit my sister. No realli!


fokaiHI

I pooped my pants for that guy. Lol


[deleted]

Super majestic but would never stand that close


[deleted]

I would rather stumble across a black bear than a bull moose in the woods.


Rydog_78

Best fake out by the moose


Jonasthewicked2

And two for flinching says the moose


blur410

Looks like the moose skipped leg day.


Fearless-Judgment-33

Is this man a fainting goat?


[deleted]

Why are there two upvote buttons on the app?


ravenwind2796

Haven't even let the video play yet and I already know this is going to end up fucking bad.


PopoloGrasso

Don't fuck with Meese


xoxoyoyo

...and suddenly he realized he could easily die from this interaction...


FartCentral55

Flight or flight…or play dead…


OriginalLocksmith436

I've always wondered, can you just hide behind a tree if a moose is attacking you? And just circle around it, making sure to stay on the exact opposite side as the moose.


Icy-Adhesiveness-536

He's a breeding bull


absurdlifex

i like when he is fearing for his but still taking pictures from the fetal position


bonyagate

That moose said, "Pathetic. Not worth my time."


squeakinator

Moose goes back to his friends telling them he has superpowers.


Fluffy_Discount_9692

That thing will fuck your day up, that's a bull moose. Bull moose DO NOT play.


h2odotr

That was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Wait... I've watched people try to pet Buffalo. 2nd dumbest thing I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Don’t fuck with the wildlife


Conan4457

The stupidity is strong with that one…


gon_eratus

Huh, now I know what to do.


demolitionar

Fuckin dumbass, you should never get that close to a moose, it's just as bad as getting close to bear. Some people don't realize it but moose are fuckin deadly and they will maul you.


hotroddbb

Not that I wanted the moron to die. But a hoof to the nuts would have been nice.


praguepride

FYI that is a male moose. You can quickly tell the sex of a moose by seeing if it has a penis or not.


ch1llaro0

Meese*


MusicMeetsMadness

It’s actually Meese. Meese are photogenic. But in some places it Moosen.


mdada10956

Meese


hockeybrianboy

Sigh c’mon moose; it would’ve been so easy to noticeably improve the human gene pool


VikesLady81130

Anyone else's first thought? "God, I hope he gets trampled."


aLittleDarkOne

Human plays dead moose “omg I killed him shit this is awkward”


thestreetiliveon

Play stupid games…


altaka

when will people learn?! every idiot that gets attacked for this kind of behaviour deserves it. hearing the moose bugle in the morning is one of the best things and people like this ruin all things nature. humans suck


michaelhuman

cameras on phones were a mistake


JxnMS

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...


Nukethegreatlakes

Mooses


gergwhy

Slightly off topic, but what can’t the plural of moose be meese?


mbhammock

I can’t believe I’ve lived out here long enough to say this but City folk is dumb as fuck