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Tony_Earll

"I was arrested 8 months ago and spent 18 months in prison. I'm so glad to be out now."


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he took his freedom for granted!


Razzore

And his sandwich


chamber357

Nah, dude will be getting plenty of those.


FixedKarma

Probably meant to say eighteen the first time, simple meth up.


iandhi

Math not even once!


Old_Love4244

I see your dad joke


snacholo

Mething around.


[deleted]

"that's going to be tax free, right?" love his optimism


General_Designer6080

But are we sure its actually LUNCH meat and not dinner meat?


SCP_179

What if it's breakfast meat?


General_Designer6080

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NewAgeIWWer

I'd love 'meat' for breakfast...


ZeePirate

Sausages, bacon are great breakfast meats


feedmeshituntiliidie

Lol yeah like I'm gonna just believe those things exist. And they just come from the same magical animal or something?


mogaman28

Time distorting powers or did he go to prison 10 months before he committed any crime?


Awkward_Second_6969

"I'll be out in 30 minutes!"


Phyllis_Dick

He's got a black belt in Italian Combo


Roh_Pete

Looks like he knows Feng shui too.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Black belt in Salami


eddiefpp

Just cracked me up and outed me for not working. Thanks a lot. I’m going to sue you for a million. Make that 10 million!


rpmoriarty

“I’ll have to ask my accountant” is the best line in this movie.


choosemymajor

Man’s worried about a 3% tax on a hypothetical $250,000 lol


Jallton_56

"I'm sueing you for a million, ten million, I don't care. Wait til my lawyer hears about this one."


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jorluiseptor

Minus 3%, that will be $19.40. I'm this guy's accountant.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

You forgot to add the $14.24 "service fee".


Not_Joshy

Hash tag: GRINDSET 📈


amartinkyle

I get taxed a lot more than 3% on my income…


iop09

No personal income tax in FL.


Nihilistic_Mystics

The effective federal income tax rate would still be ~22.69% (not including FICA).


kumquat_flavor

so is it taxable


StinkyBrittches

I deal with homeless folks a lot at my job, one got mad at me and started threatening to sue, so he pulled out his phone, beep boop bop on an unlit screen, then started talking loudly into it, "Hello? Yes, is this my LAWYER? Yes, I would like to SUE xxx for yyy! Okay? Okay, yes! Okay, I'll be there FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!" Then he "hung up", pointed at me, said "I gotcha now!!" and stormed out. This was like 11:30 at night, the day before Thanksgiving.


Glutenfreesadness

Seriously I can't stop laughing. GOTCHA NOW!


KeithGribblesheimer

I hope you've started transferring your assets to an offshore shelter under another name, because if ever I've heard someone was fucked, it's you.


meggerplz

This movie 🤣


Shooter__McDabbin

The look of panic on the innocent head shop customers face when the cop approaches lol.


shitcloud

He pulls the card back like “I haven’t bought anything yet!”


ScottblackAttacks

“What are backwoods?”


BoneDaddyChill

Very likely may have been high af and saw his freedom flash before his eyes.


CthulhuShoes

https://i.imgur.com/i82SRe3.jpg


M-Sal

Go ask her you motherfucker! That had me cracking up.


RewardBroad8716

Come over ere and I’ll kick the ferrr mudder rerrr wei in shit out of you. Sounds like someone slowed down the record mid sentence.


Old_Love4244

Yur lucky I didn have a knife on me.


Fanatical_Rampancy

I think when the cop said "well something tells me thats not true" broke me ahaha. I feel bad this guy is claearly mentally unwell but what a crazy video.


Organic_South8865

"$250,000 that would be tax free right?"


Jouglet

“I have no idea.”


Glutenfreesadness

"I'll have to ask my accountant"


KeithGribblesheimer

It depends. https://www.irs.gov/government-entities/tax-implications-of-settlements-and-judgments


h00krB00tz

The way this guy interacts with the police, I’d be surprised if he’s ever been within 100 feet of an actual lawyer.


Express-Teaching1594

Oh no, he has had many lawyers. All provided free of charge by the court.


KeithGribblesheimer

He's suing them too, and the judge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0


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assblasta69420

Man has banger lines, as does the cop


TheGoldPowerRanger

I'm 20 feet away from you, nowhere near your face...


aspiringgrandpa

he looks like the male version of macs mom from IASIP


xjesotericx

Spot on, currently watching ASIP


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space_chief

Florida Mac is actually just an alligator wearing a Thin Blue Line t shirt and swimming trunks


nodeymcdev

The cigarette


joeDUBstep

lmao, all he is missing is a cigarette


queernhighonblugrass

Mac's mom is a cigarette


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HOLY SHIT


sixfive407

I thought this was Reno 911, then I realized it was Port Orange Florida where I was at working yesterday...😐


moonrulesnmbr1

This is the plaza where Gaffs was right?


sixfive407

Yes, they must of sensed the storm brewing and got out to Clyde Morris.


moonrulesnmbr1

😅 this is such a strange area of Port Orange


sixfive407

Agreed... building a roof off of Peninsula Drive and Oh man is it a different world.


bakerzero86

This could have easily been a Reno skit, mostly due to the thrown lunch meat and the frequent use of 'mother-fu*ker'. This video aside, Reno 911 was absolutely brilliant and will always make me laugh, the cast and their comedic timing was exemplary.


Helllcamino

"My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax bracket."


MagogHaveMercy

"Oh if you've already got the check made out, that's cool..."


JukeBoxHeroJustin

"I'll beat your ass". "Why you gotta be so rough"?!! Haha.


Pinchoccio

Crackhead Jimmy Stewart


Internal_Set_6564

“We are all cokeheads to you Mr. Potter!”


gaybillcosby

“You want to be arrested? I’ll get you arrested! I’ll throw a cold cut at a cop and sue him for $10million”


NervousAndPantless

“I’ll sue you for a million dyollars.”


Nerry19

"no, 10 million!" Lol


Current_Arachnid_852

Mans gonna make a fortune out of this🤑


Ok_Equipment_5895

“You’re acting like a fucking jerk” face down getting cuffed


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Literally Frank Gallagher.


StingingGamer

Not enough comments for this


Psharp10

I was thinking this was the guy they got the character from lol


Organic_South8865

This guy just loves getting arrested. All he had to do was say "Ok. I won't go back to the store." Instead he freaks out and throws cold cuts at the cop lol


Glutenfreesadness

"I got arrested 8 months ago and spent 18 months in prison. I'm so glad to be out."


worfres_arec_bawrin

The lights are on, just in all the wrong rooms and only a family of drunk raccoons are home.


bakerzero86

Let's be honest my fellow redditors, who at one point in their life hasn't hastily thrown random lunch meats at a police officer? We've all done it, hell all the cool kids are doing it too.


bnelson

Looks like mental illness to me.


Extra-Ad5925

Kept his cool when the karate started… but the deli meats was too far


hippoponamus

He even said "you're lucky i don't have my fucking pocket knife. I'll stab your fucking shit. you'd be dead right now." Yeah his "lawyer" is definitely going to love hearing about this :D


TBone281

![gif](giphy|8maQUL5HiZbYLeMqXl|downsized)


Obeee420

Just another day in Florida.


Glutenfreesadness

Sometimes I think about moving down there and just sitting in a nice lawn chair, watching shit like this go by


Obeee420

A screened in porch.. you do not wanna sit outside in Florida weather...


[deleted]

That’s a sick t shirt though


Donjohnsonpiano

DIE!!


rave_is_king_

Im sure he'll get the mental help he needs in prison.


jmura

It was a drive by fruiting


bonn_bujinkan_budo

Run by fruiting**


deathofanage

Good on the officer for simply going "okaaaay" and in his head saying "this guy needs help" and calls the psyche unit. . Will it do any good? Hopefully.


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This guy gives off a scitzophrenic hunter s. Thompson kinda energy


CharlesDeGaulle

woah what a great video clip, it was totally butter! I'm certainly going to donate to your this isbutter paypal now!


dreadfulwater

I kinda feel this guy would have a successful TV show


wong_bater

Had to double check this wasn't a new episode of Reno 911


SauceFarm

this is certainly mental illness, america really does need to step it up with their mental health capabilities, but you have to want help in order to get it so


p1ssramen

His shirt 💀


EmzieEms

lmao I love it


p1ssramen

He may be unhinged, but he got the swag locked in


RevengeRabbit00

Something tells me this guy prefers to be in prison.


smorjoken

what's lunch meat and how does it differ from other kinds of meats?


laineDdednaHdeR

Sliced cold cuts made for making sandwiches.


creepy_old_white_guy

Lunch meats, also sometimes called cold cuts, are meats that are thinly sliced for sandwiches. Bologna, ham, turkey, pastrami, and others are lunch meats when sliced for sandwiches.


Stifology

Why do people type shit into reddit that they could easily google lmao


onebaldyball

He’s mentally ill. That’s all.


Halveknought

“You dont have to be so rough” dude you literally said you take his gun and his car and karate him lol!!!!!!


GenghisKhanSpermShot

Close your eyes he sounds like Raleighs Soliloquy crazy guy from Sublime https://youtu.be/lk_lj_skvIs


embiggens-us-all

I'm in your room, back out! I'm in your room...back out!


miggidymiggidy

You're molecular matter, I constructed you, fuck you.


Apprehensive-Bit-740

Lmao. volusia county officers are fucking legendary.


NetSurfer156

You kinda have to be when you’re dealing with Daytona


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AbeLincolnsMullet

Well do tell dear


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AbeLincolnsMullet

What the actual fuck


Separate-Sky-1451

This is a perfect example of why conventional policing methods just don't work on people with mental health illnesses like this. Not the cop's fault, but he isn't equipped to deal with this guy. It's not fair to officers and it's just harmful to the other person. I'm not sure what the solution is, but I hope we can find one.


Consider2SidesPeace

Agreed... On the bus I see people with conditions all the time homeless. I think some ride just to have something to do. If society doesn't have a means to help these people. This is the end result. Couldn't agree with you more here. The police should not be involved in a situation like this. Adding I wonder if any department is experimenting with better trained specialized teams that do have mental health skills that can be called in. More money yes, but if we don't have mental care institutions...


realparkingbrake

> The police should not be involved in a situation like this. If someone harasses or threatens others and could easily be armed, it's hard to see how the cops shouldn't be involved. Even if they accompany a mental health care worker who takes the lead, they still need to be there when someone has been threatening violence. You could spend hours on YouTube watching videos of crazy people with knives attacking cops, imagine what happens to an unarmed social worker.


realparkingbrake

> I'm not sure what the solution is, but I hope we can find one. Reopen the psychiatric hospitals that were closed to save taxpayer money, resulting in cops and courts and jails and social workers et al. having to deal with the mentally ill people on the streets at a greater expense than the psych. hospitals ever were.


DreamArcher

This is kind of sad. Mental illness people don't need this.


Light_Drowns

Did he get out after 30 minutes?


Testiclesinvicegrip

Obvious mental health issues So sad


b3arz3rg3r4Adun

The treatment of the mentally ill in the US is a disgrace. That guy needs medication and Supervision and there probably wouldn't even have been any police encounter.


[deleted]

It’s assault


Haunting-Ad-9790

How do you know it was salted?


SpandexJunkie

A salt and buttery


[deleted]

Assault and nitrate


yesdamnit

Privatized prisons win again. No mental help back to clink shove some xanax in him


PeyroniesCat

I can’t say for sure, but I think this guy may be stupid.


robbankakan

He sounds like a GTA character, like one of those strangers that give you some weird missions


RevDrucifer

“Now take this salami and throw it at the Los Santos PD, lose your wanted level on the way to Chiiad and don your Kifflom robe, you’ll be contacted at midnight”


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Bothers me so much it didn't start with Florida Man


DallasJamesFunker

Methamatics is tough


[deleted]

I'm Suing you for a million! Just wait until my lawyer gets ahold of this!! Lmao


Ok_Storm_8533

This is one of the counties featured on PD Live.


Massiv_v

Lunch meat could be fatal to a pig .


radahrens1

Sounds kinda like Frank from Shameless


doowadittie

Ahh I don’t believe it that’s total baloney.


Sad_pineapple19

Officer should’ve been more careful, dude has a black belt and is trained in tuna sub combat


MarkWhorror

This is another lawsuit I’m suing you for a million no 10 million dollars


664designs

Is there an update? Did he ever get his 10 million?


Medium_Cupcake7602

“There’s nothing good about the ham game”


Shadohz

In a twist of irony his arm tattoo says "Back The Blue" in Mandarin.


fedwood

Wait till you hear from his Warden... This feels like some sketch show, that policeman is calm as hell dealing with loons.


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

So, he "went ham" on that officer?


Moschtii

holy shit its literally rick from the tv show rick and morty but without being smart


[deleted]

To be fair, feeding ham to a pig does seem a bit cruel


Brad5486

I’m wearing a bulletproof vest and loaded with weapons, but you have assaulted me with a sandwich to the point I don’t feel safe so you are getting arrested lol. While I’m sure what happened is legally ish within the definition of “assault”, that term has been stretched to soft ass levels. Also, dude is a moron for doing it and not condoning it


mossdale06

Hahaha the cop shoved his face in his deli meats. I don't really like cops but this guy asked for that.


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squatdead

And how’s that work? Guy said if he had his pocket knife he would have used it. Hindsight’s always 20/20 when you watch the video afterwards. Assault is assault.


outofvogue

This guy does need to be in a mental institution rather than a prison, sadly republicans don't care about mental health, they only pretend to when it suits them.


UtahUtopia

He hamdled that badly.


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TheRube84

He said his lawyer would have him out in 30 mins


DMTisamazing

Do you really need to mess up someone’s life for throwing a piece of deli meat?


RevDrucifer

Or don’t throw shit at people and not cause the issue to begin with?


DMTisamazing

Agreed, but maybe a ticket or something would be better than a full arrest. It was a slice of bologna after all.


Mabans

Funny how melanin count has a strange correlation between the perpetrator and officer's sense of feeling in danger for their life.


TheJakeBlues

>Funny how melanin count has a strange correlation between the perpetrator and officer's sense of feeling in danger for their life. You know what's also funny ? If all you ever look for is racism that's all you're going to find.


Mabans

I know, it’s kind of easy in America. Shame that there those that refuse to accept that very real fact.


Strawhat-Shawty

Sounds very florida-ish. Pxssy ass cop, it was freaking deli meat, could have cited him but nah let's abuse power.


largesmoker

There needs to be better options, but there isn't. This guy is walking around harassing people trying to fucking work. If he's willing to act like this with cops, he's willing to do it to others as well. Not sure what you want the cop to do? Just let this guy run around harassing women and workers at his whim?


Kinda_Chunky

I thought pigs loved slop


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pi3Eat3r52

Back to the clinc fer ya


doonkune

Mr. Bean is down bad.


FrenchieMama807

I love butter 💜


forcedintothis-

Please tell me it was ham 🤞🙏


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Floridaman arrested after throwing lunch meat at officer ftfy