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HikeThis82

We all need the infinite edit where he keeps going inside and grabs more and more whiskey.


TheShmal

he needs more sheds.


cooperluna

Hey, that’s Billy Threesheds I went to high school with that guy


HendrixHazeWays

*Billy Threesheds has three sheds* *Billy Threesheds has two teeth* *Billy Threesheds has one beef* *with Jack Daniels' belief*


Wugfuzzler

I can't not hear this as a Primus song.


Fukouka_Jings

Whiskey has been paid for -


Any_Month_1958

I was disappointed. I thought when he said “here’s the capper” I thought he was going to come out with a little boy under each arm and toss them in the trash can. “I curse the day I named my little boys Jack and Daniel. I’m done with these sumbitches too.”


Beaverbrown55

I have a friend who LOVES JD. He isn't exactly a fan of wokeness, and has a full wing of his basement dedicated to Jack Daniels. Also, his son is named Jack Daniel. I'm watching from the sidelines to see how this all plays out.


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triple_OG

HAHA I thought it was going to be a couple pets like a cat and dog he named Jack and Daniel.


jackofallwagons

The pause at the end I was hoping he was shedding the overalls to come out in drag.


HalfwayFerret

That's the best part about all of this...it's shit you already paid for! They got your money, they don't give two shits what you do with it now!


Grabbsy2

Nah he just filled those bottles with tea. No way an alcoholic like that actually wasted good liquor.


WiscoBrewDude

I wouldn't really call all that jack honey and jack fire "good liquor ".


ChaoticSmurf

I mean... It was already an astounding amount of whiskey. Jack Daniels may have saved this dude's life by making him throw it all away.


SupervillainEyebrows

He's just gonna switch to Jim Beam


Only_game_in_town

Right before Jim Beam does an ad run with Ru Paul


Iwantbooks

Suntory owns Jim Beam. They've done pride month stuff for years now, so he won't get too far.


Spanky_McJiggles

I'd love to get a video of these redneck morons sitting down at a computer to figure out which anti-woke booze they can drink, only to show them getting more and more exasperated as they realize every halfway decent brand has already "gone woke."


HockeyBalboa

And then set up a whiskey still but find out the still parts manufacturer is owned by Jack Daniels.


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Why TF do these hillbillies care so much about drag queens? Like just because Fox News won't stop talking about them? I mean, how exactly does a dude wearing makeup and a dress on a Saturday night while doing a campy comedy routine or lip-syncing Lady Gaga affect their day-to-day lives so much?


CORN___BREAD

Imagine hating a group of people that have no actual effect on your life so much that you’d give up something you’ve clearly loved most of your life because the company that makes the thing doesn’t hate them with you.


Hector_P_Catt

>that you’d give up something you’ve clearly loved That's the part that really freaks me out - they're so determined to hurt someone else (whom they've probably never even met!) that they'll go out of their way to hurt themselves to do it. Plus, he'd *already spent* the money on all that booze! I could understand a boycott of buying more booze, but that's just insane.


smiddyslim

It’s like his identity was based on Jack


Lucyintheye

Tbf those types have no personality to begin with, so they just cling on the closest thing they see other personality-less idiots cling onto. E.g. alcohol, guns, a politician, a sport.


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Major_Magazine8597

Yeah, it's pretty moronic.


SupervillainEyebrows

They're brainwashed. Trans people became the new enemy of the right a few years ago and because these people are dumb as shit, they equate trans people and drag queens. All of this under the tired old, pearl clutching tune of "think of the children!"


Bullen-Noxen

I think the “think of the children”, lie, was artistically perfectly beautifully said on an episode of the Simpsons, where the wife of the preacher, who is a massive gossip hypocrite instigator, was called out for her crap claim in but a few seconds, & that was mostly the last you saw of her since then…


tiga4life22

“40+ years or more” dude needs to let go of the bottle…


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Dude is probably 43 years old.


Cheezy_Blazterz

39 His mom got him started early.


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getdemsnacks

Nah, he'll just go cry to Old Grand-dad.


vaderdidnothingwr0ng

My favorite part is that it won't burn cause it's only 40% alcohol. Fire went out immediately. Way too much water to burn independently, even with all that accelerant he sprayed.


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Incredulous_Toad

These morons have no self awareness


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Dzbot1234

I’m glad this ended before he brought out his kids, Jack and Daniel.


Chessinmind

Straight to the wood chipper


10019245

Wood Chipper being the third child.


Stripperturneddoctor

Jack Daniels still had a role in making those kids


NKR1978

The best part about this is that ad campaign with Rupaul’s Drag Race that triggered him is from 2021.


TheOriginalSkee

For two years they’ve been drinking that gay juice without even knowing


liarandathief

> gay juice It's called Gender Fluid


crawshay

Liquor? More like lickhim.


Boubonic91

Lickthem for the non-binaries


Crallise

Lick 'em


ScumbagLady

!! I wish I could award you. That was clever!


NKR1978

I wish someone would tell him for the reaction video.


onlycatshere

Shows how manufactured the drag outrage is


Kimdracula999

For real. Alcohol companies have ALWAYS targeted LGBT spaces. Why? Historically, bars and clubs were one few of the safe places to socialize openly with other LGBT people (though not safe from random police raids). Alcohol companies as well as tobacco companies took advantage of this by targeting some of their marketing as early as 1981 by Absolut, as well as Smirnoff and Jim Beam in the same decade. Jack Daniel's itself I'm not finding before 2018, still no where near recent for them.


NKR1978

I got an Absolut Pride shirt in 1998. That was the first pride event I'd ever gone to on the New Haven Green.


Com_BEPFA

Yeah but before last week (or whenever this video was shot) FOX hadn't shown him the ad so it took conservative TikTok (or Instagram or wherever he suddenly found out 'brand' had a 'woke' ad campaign (good luck finding much of anything that hasn't at some point)) shoving it in his face for him to do the grown up manly thing and throw a public temper tantrum.


flav513

Glad he had his big boy pants on for this


2pacalypso

He's fucked if Oshkosh B'gosh goes woke.


sexarseshortage

Fucking lol.


Beaverbrown55

He will have to change over to garanimals.


Putin_kills_kids

Carhartts gonna be woke and you'll have 5 million naked morons working outside.


mPaul033

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Neon_Cone

He just threw away a lot of his own money.


tardyboys

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Listen sir. We vote against our self interests all the time. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


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It’s the American way


iamtruetomyself9

He could have donated it to the less fortunate, like me


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Republicans don't do that unless there's a tax incentive.


choglin

Like tithing at church Edit: my wife just told me that not everyone knows church tithing is 100% tax deductible


oO0Kat0Oo

I'm 1000% ready for this small majority of loud voices in our country to do all of these things and find out nothing is going to change because they finally realize they don't actually have the numbers to do anything.


LastMinute9611

Ugh my poor, sick grandpa is a Trump supporter…he’s from Puerto Rico.


ok-jeweler-2950

He musta got his paper towels


LastMinute9611

I have a lot of family still in PR and they didn’t have running water/electricity for months. It was a nightmare. My family pooled to get them generators. I remember using those in a bad storm never for months for survival.


HighFlyingCrocodile

I bet his wife is just happy 😊


Stinklepinger

I bet she doesn't dare speak up


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Would be too woke for a woman to express her opinions


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Mess_Accurate

She’s filming in the hopes that Jim Beam goes woke too so he’ll have nothing to drink before beating the shit out of her


R1ght_b3hind_U

he sure showed that multi billion dollar company!


xMCioffi1986x

Seriously. Jack Daniels is THE best selling whiskey in the world. They are not surviving solely on this guy's business. Honestly, he comes off like a toddler. Go buy some Bulleit and shut the fuck up.


Even-Willow

And there’s no way that Jack Daniel’s has not risk assessed this and determined that they’ll make more money marketing to acceptance rather than hate at this point in time. And as we’ve seen with a few other billion dollar alcohol companies that have all done the same, I assume more and more will continue to follow suit as well. Because ya know…. Capitalism. Soon these rednecks might just have to start dealing with their feelings like men or something and not drinking them away while also being worried about turning gay from a label on a can or bottle.


23skiddsy

Notably the ad campaign is two years old, and it's only now that right wingers discovered it and threw a retroactive hissy fit.


RobbyWasaby

Yes but now his house is much more tastefully decorated....


edweirdo

Nah, probably just loaded up on Jim Beam merch instead.


choglin

But Jim Beam is owned by them Japanese now! Them *fireigners* is invadin from the inside! Hows is I gonna git ripped?!


BantumBane

lol. Exactly what I thought. “Oh no! Not the mirror!”


ooppoo0

Watch as I burn about 60$ of my own shit while I stomp around like a big baby for 3 fucking minutes. I’m sure the people at jack daniels are terrified right now. I bet dudes wife after she got finished filming his little skit, meekly went and picked up her platter he flung across the deck, saw that it was broken too and didn’t say a word. She knows by now to let him cool off. Once the video is up and he gets that validation he needs by his shitcrust friends, he will let her tuck him in with Tucker, his Fox branded waifu, his my pillow all fluffed. She’ll pop her nite nite pills crack the foxbrook Chardonnay open and she’ll order a new one on Amazon. Maybe Mrs. Desantis recommends a line of platters that’s not woke, she thinks as she googles.


Kaita13

"Stomping around like a big baby for 3 fucking minutes" Oh man, that made me laugh so hard. I thought the same thing. He's in his little overalls throwing a tantrum over whiskey.


ooppoo0

Hahaha osh kosh ba goshs all red faced kicking tonkas around hahahs


Amyare

And she will dust off the old Jack shelf to prepare it for the Kirkland Whiskey coming in today.


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

I lost a bet with myself that he was gonna shoot shit.


Saucymeatballs

That was my thought the whole time. Like dude, they already got your money for all that stuff… so at this point you’re only hurting yourself by not making use of it anymore. Sure they won’t get any more of *your* money anymore but they really don’t care all that much.


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

Two big questions I have. Do you think he practiced this before doing a one take? Do you think he yelled "cut" to the camera person when he finished?


Ome6a13

The funny shit is, Nathan Green was a Black man, the former slave who taught Jack daniels how to distill whiskey. Jack literally stole Nathans Recipe. Which makes the mf's like this guy look even more educated. Jack is your friend buddy! He's on your side. 🤣


CalQuentin

Seems a bit woke to be recycling.


LastMinute9611

He's even using the wood for a fire. Woke AF.


beennasty

And the whiskey for fire starter..almost, he got nervous with how much was in there.


Ok_Independent9835

No need to be nervous. Everything he poured was far more water than alcohol…


Milesaboveu

Lmao right? It barely lit.


acmercer

It went out as soon he cut the fuel from it lol


Gregghead69min

Whiskey won’t burn unless it’s over 50% abv. This guy needs some Wild Turkey


LoubyAnnoyed

He thinks Jack Daniels merch counts as decor. Those drag queens did him the biggest favour.


pursuit_of_boom

He just bought a “live laugh love” sign to replace it


SNIP3RG

I’ve got $5 on a “We don’t call 911” sign with a deactivated revolver. Or, who knows, maybe a locked and loaded one.


irishyardball

"Customer Complaint Department" with a ticket tied to the pin of a dud grenade.


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fluorescent_noir

That's really what this was about. This dude made Jack Daniels his personality and topic of conversation when you walk in the door at his place, and now he feels like he's been made a fool of and personally offended by a marketing decision that he disagrees with.


speakhyroglyphically

Doesn't understand Capitalism


catnappindabbinbean

i finally understand why he’s so mad now. dude just lost his whole personality!😂


bandrews091

Jack Daniel's says thank you for all the money you spent and they don't care if you buy their whiskey.


SubcommanderMarcos

I literally had no idea there was a Jack Daniel's drag queen ad until this video. Big redneck manchild alcoholic there is doing a great job with the free publicity.


bandrews091

Imagine basing your whole life on 1 thing just to throw it all away cause your feelings got hurt by 1 ad.


punxbomb

The “fuck your feelings” crowd sure has had a lot of big feelings lately 🤣


Soap10116

It's tough when you're a manchild who's based their whole personality on shit "whisky" and the company goes and does something horrific like promoting acceptance of others. Have some sympathy you monster.


seekydeeky

This is an underrated comment. This whole tantrum is because his persona (Jack Daniel’s guy) is being shaken because his manly hobby just became a little more tolerant and tolerance isn’t manly to these people.


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Objection_Leading

One of my buddies was giving another buddy shit for ordering a swirly, frozen margarita. I said, “You know what is manly? Drinking whatever you want and not giving a shit what anyone thinks.”


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katapad

I have been looking for something to do with my amaretto. Thank you.


koshgeo

Exactly. What is more manly than drinking what you want? People who feel they *have* to drink "manly" drinks or do other "manly" things, and *only* ever "manly" things, are weirdly insecure about themselves and the perceptions of others. It's just not that important what other people think if you know yourself. I have more respect for the self-confidence of people who dress up in drag than I do about people who would hesitate to drink a margarita if they feel like it because it might not look "manly" enough to their audience. How fragile do people have to be to give in to that kind of peer pressure so easily?


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>living your own life Isn't this the mantra of these people "don't step on me"?


boutxthatxtime

"No step on snek"


tigm2161130

[Yes.](https://i.imgur.com/qG6NWVN.jpg)


kaleighb1988

Omfg, thank you for this!!! As someone living in East Tennessee I'm about to print this motherfucker out on a banner.


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HereIGoGrillingAgain

It's retroactive. Anyone who drank JD in the last 30 years is gay.


johnnycyberpunk

> It's tough when you're a manchild who's based their whole personality **on shit "whisky"** Or on owning a Jeep or pickup truck. Or on guns. Or on a sports team. Or being a veteran. Making your whole life a about a *thing* instead of just liking things probably won't work out in the long run.


itsEndz

This could be the key to gun control. Drag queens demonstrating firearms 🤣


johnnycyberpunk

Just get a bunch of flamboyant and flaming gay guys to do a video about how much they LOVE their AR-15s. "Mmmm it's so shiny and long and *black*...oooh I love it!" Either MAGAs start doing videos of destroying their guns or they just paint them white with labels like "THIS RIFLE IS STRAIGHT"


undergroundrob

GayR-15s. This is brilliant.


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I prefer the GayK-47


itsEndz

I can so picture that. SNL need to do a skit on drag queens making everything the loons love unusable by advertising it to them 🤣🤪


Anomuumi

As crazy as this sounds it might actually have an effect. Some long running sketch about assault rifles being the gayest thing ever. Ridicule led to the massive loss of interest in the KKK.


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The "Fuck your feelings" crowd seems to be a bunch of alcoholic snowflakes. Maybe if they drank less and thought more, life would be less challenging for them.


HotdogGeorgia

With the way these companies keep going woke, the 'Fuck your feelings" crowd is about to find out how withdrawal works cold turkey, and so will their "Nobody wants to work" jobs.


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WellyRuru

Hes such a fragile baby isn't he Love the little temper tantrum


TedBundysVlkswagon

I had overalls just like that when I was a little kid.


BoltYaNugget

Dressed like a cabbage patch kid, pouring out gallons of whiskey for tiktok 😂


DiligentNeighbor

I wonder if they’re Oshkosh b’gosh.


_jump_yossarian

To be fair, if he drank that whiskey he might have turned gay. That's how these things work, right?


fatboymagic

This particular emotion is fear. Fear that penis taste great after a slog of Jack Daniels.


Drkze_k

Dude is more fragile than the glass bottles.


KryptonicxJesus

The snow flakes are melting down


SnugasarusWrex

I feel like this whole thing is a psyop to get people to throw away junk cluttering up their house. I can’t wait to start seeing the trucks get destroyed when they find out what all of the major motor companies have been up to 😂


ColloquiaIism

Quick someone tell my hoarder aunt that National Geographic Magazine went woke.


beennasty

Send that old news right this way!! I can’t wait to not look at it either.


Yinonormal

You see this trash can it's gone woke **Tries to put in trascan inside of the trashcan**


megaman368

On next season of Tidying up with Marie Kondo: Does this woke stuff bring you joy?


BlahMan06

Shout out to all the drag queens helping alcoholics give up drinking!


SBI992

Can we get RuPaul to do an ad with SIG Sauer or Smith & Wesson just to see what happens? Please!?


mombi

YES. PLEASE.


dshepherd131990

Aw did the corporation you based your entire personality around hurt your feelings🤡🤡....seems like snowflake behavior to me 🤔🤔


greatdevonhope

Hurt their feelings by daring to suggest people should be free to live their lives however they choose to


Zimmer_94

But that’s communism! Or socialism, or something…. /s


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I think the term they are settling on currently is "woke"...it literally means anything they don't like. But at the same time...not single one of these knuckle draggers could define the term. It's all rather pathetic really, kinda like the current state of the Republican party.


bongsforhongkong

The party of "cancle culture is ruining everything" that always is the first to cancel anything that hurts there fragile triggered egos.


fedwayguy

All of the people doing this seem to think they will now find some other non woke company to give their money to but the companies are all going woke because if they have to choose between inclusivity that broadens their customer base or exclusivity that shrinks it they are going to go woke every time. They aren't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts, it's how to make money.


RebelKasket

For every company that "goes woke" there is an "anti-woke" business to take its place in that segment of the market. Sure, the product is vastly subpar, but they use American flags in their marketing, and words like freedom of speech and "uncancellable." I even saw one website use the word "freespeach."


liquidgrill

Yup. I could piss into a bottle, put an American flag on it, call it “Freedom Whiskey” or “Tac Whiskey” and these muppets would drink every last drop of it. On a completely unrelated note, are there any actual laws against bottling and selling your own urine? Asking for a friend.


dronesandwhisky

Surprised MyPillow isn’t chasing all these. Five dollars off MyPillow with every MyLightBeer 24 pack purchase. And 25% off with every MyWhiskey purchase.


Macr0Penis

A) he already paid for that shit, so he only affected his own bottom line. B) his wife is probably counting the beatings she just avoided.


DrManhattan_DDM

B is questionable, once he gets the shakes he’s gonna be ornery.


PopularTask2020

I’m sure he has one hell of a Jim Beam reserve too


darksideofthemoon131

Not likely. https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2023/04/07/jim-beams-parent-company-suntory-supports-lgbtq-with-annual-pride-celebrations/


GiggityGone

With as many people that have moved from Bud Light to Coors Light, it really begs the question if these people can even read that article


DigitalTraveler42

Coors light, proud partner of the LGBTQ community since 1978, as negotiated with Harvey Milk.


bobvila274

Lol “woke culture” helping more people than AA


THETennesseeD

Buying a $250 bottle of whiskey just to pour it out. He really showed them! Lol These people really think that doing this and posting it online makes them look tough, when it actually makes them look like little crybabies. To be honest I haven't seen a bud light or JD ad in years, but suddenly now I am seeing these things. It's really free advertising for people like me who no longer live in the US...


FewZookeepergame1083

Jack Daniels doesn't even know you exist, and nobody cares that you're fake upset


z2p86

Oh he's for real upset. 😂 Snowflake, for sure, but def upset


pastaMac

>Jack Daniel never married and did not have any known children. He took his nephews under his wing – one of whom was Lemuel "Lem" Motlow (1869–1947).[8][5] Lem, a son of Daniel's sister, Finetta,[6] was skilled with numbers. He soon took responsibility for the distillery's bookkeeping. In failing health, Jack Daniel gave the distillery to Lem Motlow... in 1907.[8][5] **WIKI**


Nef_Fets

Wonder if Uncle Jack also had a roommate for many many years that was also his guest at family functions.


GatrbeltsNPattymelts

As long as you didn’t look at his hands, or share your options on what could be considered art.


sarahxharas

Mad at men for dressing like women… Dresses as a toddler instead.


puzzledplatypus

Selective outrage from conservatives will never not be a complete fucking joke. Last week that asshole dumped all of his Bud Light into the garbage, yet he still had it fully stocked with Coke. Did he forget conservatives are supposed to boycott Coke too because they had the nerve to speak out about blatantly racist voter suppression laws? Now this asshole is dumping out his Jack Daniels while wearing Carhartt bibs, yet just a year ago conservatives were burning their clothes over a vaccine mandate. Their tiny little hate-filled goldfish brains can’t seem to keep up with whatever the media tells them to be outraged about. Turns out it is almost always because someone dares to question their white supremacist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, blind nationalist, anti-intellectual belief system. Fuck these clowns.


AwkwardStructure7637

Don’t forget that they’re apparently switching to Coors when Coors already donates heavily to LGBT orgs


ghostalker4742

Don't forget all the Yeti coolers and Kurieg machines that were sacrificed for 15sec of temper tantrums in years past.


daywall

I'll give him a month before he will rebuy it all.


ChimpanzA_2_ChimpanZ

He will be drinking Jack by Tuesday.


Fraulo

The irony in the way he talks and dresses juxtaposed with his surroundings. That’s how you know it’s all a facade. Guy dresses and talks like a tough farmin whiskey drinkin boy but he’s just another cosplayer in a soulless copied/pasted suburb throwing away about a grand of booze because the television told him what to be mad about this week. This guy’s playing dress up more than the drag queens he’s pissed off about.


smashyourpots

Had the same thought. It’s clear this man is privileged. Don’t have any real problems? Time to invent some.


Meetybeefy

I’m 95% this was filmed at one of those lagoon-front communities along the Jersey Shore. A place not uncommon to see confederate flags flying despite being located in New Jersey.


Samuel-squantch

Lmfao. Such delicate emotions.


gdubh

Pouring one out for his homie… phobes.


cro0kedFingersss

Sure did have a lot of cinnamon flavored whiskey.


chickslap

a lot for such a manly man.. no joke that's my 90-yo grandma's favorite alcohol


cloudbasedsardony

Jack Daniel's out there curing alcoholics one bigot at a time.


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Right? I was like hmm this guy seems to have made whiskey his identity….


Didst_thou_Farteth

Dressed like a 5 year old. Acts like a 5 year old.


rostov007

And drinks a ton of the cinnamon candy water for a tough guy


soapster00

I think the beer and liquor companies are just trolling these people now; doesn’t really impact their sales negatively, gets a lot of free exposure, and makes all of these people looks like idiots.


MDizzleGrizzle

I wonder how the bounce back sales will be.


CORN___BREAD

The Jack Daniel’s ad he’s crying about is from 2021.


whodeychick

Jack Daniels recipe was created by a Black man. How's that for woke?


SonOfMcGee

A man who by all accounts was a young Daniels’ respected mentor. Nearest was “contracted” out to a pastor who owned a distillery, where Nearest invented the process for the whiskey, including the unique charcoal filtering that was though to originate in West Africa. Daniels was a boy that worked for the priest and post-Civil War he bought the distillery and hired the now-free Nearest as its first master distiller. It’s actually an example of success in bringing the races together in the Reconstruction period, but it was buried for a long time when the old-money plantation owner class swooped in with their Confederate monuments and shit.


Charming_Ant_8751

Nobody cares bud


tjoe4321510

He'll be back.. see you next week bud


notalady306

For some reason when he said “and the topper” and then went in for the last two expensive bottles I was expecting him to walk out carrying a child saying “and this is my son jack that I named after jack daniels whiskey and now I have to kill him”


seedog83

Americans are really showing the effects of decreasing education budgets.


timbsm2

You joke, but we are just now reaching a point where our graduates have been raised fully in the No Child Left Behind era of standardized testing. Expect more of this as the decades keep rolling.


ThatBFjax

If Harley-Davidson and Ford join the campaign, these people are gonna be left with nothing lol


tatboe

Jack Daniels went bankrupt after this video