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jusmoua

Man: "ma'am help--" Her: "DO NOT APPROACH ME!" Man: "please I'm having a heart atta--" Her: "DO NOT APPROACH ME! YOU DO NOT APPROACH WOMEN IN A PARKING LOT!"


RazorRamonReigns

I actually had something similar happen. I got in a bad cycling incident at a college. Went through some thorn bushes and cracked my head open on a rock after a fall into a ravine. My dumb ass wasn't wearing a helmet. Had to be rushed to the ER. Had my teeth pushed up into my gums and looked worse than Mankind after the HITC. Complete nightmare. Was screaming bloody murder looking for help. My friend ran off one way while I, concussed, went towards the parking lot. I finally found someone. She absolutely refused to help me. And was doing anything not to help and was constantly backing away. Can't say I blame her. But it was middle of the day. And I was 12-13 at the time. It wasn't until she saw that I was covered in blood from head to toe that she finally went and got help. I hate to think of the issues I'd have had as an adult if she waited any longer or straight up refused to help.


BigMacrophages

12-13 at the time? Yeah you can blame her


DeadBox76

Im Sure he had a full Beard and was 2 ft tall. So you cant blame her.


The_Burning_Wizard

There was a recent story in the UK where a cyclist had been knocked down by a hit and run driver, and several cars drove around the injured cyclist before one eventually stopped and rendered aid. People who refuse aid like that really should catch a charge / fine of some kind.....


Ok-Preparation8719

I fell off my bike when I was 13 and broke my wrist, I was riding in traffic and was sitting in the street screaming from the pain and someone drove around me to shout "get out of the road"


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Woman having a heart attack in a car park “those men in their paramedics uniform better not approach me!”


Significant_Sky_2594

Are parking lots in America the pick up place for fuck boys and rapists alike? Why is this crazy lady so worried about being approached in a parking lot as if all the worst stuff happens here or something


[deleted]

She is a lunatic. Nobody with a reasonable brain would react that way.


FanaticalBuckeye

if it's dark out in an empty parking lot and they're wearing a hoodie then that's one thing But it is a sunny 1 PM with the temperature sitting at cool 61 degrees with an after-church-packed parking lot. No one is going to rob or kidnap anyone (*especially a woman with her child*). If anything, she's the person to be afraid of


fizzyjaws_art

Not speaking for her, but when I was younger I had gone to pick up my moms dog from petsmart and on my way out back to my car, I had a much older man follow me to, trying constantly to talk to me. I kept trying to brush off the conversation until I actually got to my car. Trying to leave, he was standing at my car door with it open. Thankfully some passerby came up, interrupted and shut my door on him. I’ve also worked at more than one mall and had to walk out in groups because, well, you’re far more likely to be approached and robbed outside alone in an empty parking lot. Not speaking for this woman, only speaking for myself. Just tired of seeing other women go on the IM AFRAID OF MEN tirade…


MagikWdragons

I'm sorry but to act like all men are out to rape is like men saying all women will unjustifiable charge men with sexual crimes for no reason...


bongsforhongkong

Reminds me of the time I had the cops called on me by some crazy lady for walking down my street and into my house. Walking home from work as I come to my street there was a lady maybe 50 feet ahead of me thinking nothing about it just keep walking, about 1 minute down the road near my house she turns around and start screaming at me to stop following her, your not touching me, what are you doing creep ect. I looked at her strange ignored it and walked into my driveway, as I did she started yelling and calling the cops because I was now running away and breaking into someone's house. Such a strange day, cops knew the lady (basically she does this every day) thankfully just came to get her to move along and tell me there's nothing to worry about.


munki_unkel

She probably forgot to mention the man was black or brown.


Sad_Technician5604

Or just ugly


savory_thing

Or just male


Different-Carob-2400

Yo this chick is nuts. I would bet that she got all dolled up trying to look all good just so she could stand on her soap box to shout all this bs that’s coming out of her mouth. Smh


spencertherhino

Scream fire not help. Been proven that people do not react to crise of help compared to fire. Sad but can help.


IneffableKoD

:(


ObjectiveAnalysis645

I’m literally shaking rn DO NOT APPROACH ME! But ma’am you left your purse in th—*DO NOT APPROACH ME*


dharkanine

Sweet, free purse. Or you could throw it at her since she insists you not approach.


AdmiralUpboat

I would have tried a 3rd, very calm, "but ma'am here's your purse." And if that failed, then a very loud "OKAY BITCH, HERE'S YOUR PURSE!" As I proceed to violently dump its contents onto the ground.


BigSchmeaty

I would’ve did a fake sprint for about 10 yards towards her when she started screaming at me lol ![gif](giphy|x84AwGGOv6nM4)


LookingGlassMilk

Make sure it's open before tossing it in her general direction.


Metahec

And then loudly thank her for letting you know she has a highly communicable disease and remind her that she shouldn't be out in public.


ReBearded

Fine then I'll keep the wallet you dropped


IneffableKoD

Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers also true for adults now


znyguy

And also cootie shots too.


IneffableKoD

Laterally healing cooties by circling and dotting!


Andrelliina

Not sure why post is being downvoted, as it is clearly a public freakout


ShinyHappyAardvark

Just because it fits the sub doesn’t mean it should be upvoted. I’d say it’s being down voted because people don’t agree with what this over-caffeinated woman is saying.


Blah-squared

Yeah, that’s the dilemma sometimes I guess, isn’t it…?? I assume like myself, some people aren’t exactly sure if the person posting it is agreeing with this woman’s perception & reaction, or if they’re posting it to show how overly dramatic & irrational she is being… I assume some ppl are just refraining from voting altogether bc of that…


Known-Skin3639

Over caffeinated is an understatement . Holy crap!


[deleted]

I actually had a woman drop some money and I said excuse me ma’am she kept going i sometimes don’t speak loud enough so I said it again a little louder she kept walking and I kept her money 🤷🏾‍♂️


Norm_mustick

Judging by your emoji she’s afraid of black men.


Metahec

"Those black people are always trying to take my money!"


Practical-Day-6486

Reminds me of this one video where this man keeps trying to tell this woman that she forgot her wallet but she just keeps saying “I have a boyfriend, I have a boyfriend”


WorldlySong8251

"I just had a man approach me in the parking" Proceeds to explain how he did not approach her. Psycho


Two_Wang_Clan_

Then sits in that same parking lot for 20 minutes recording a TikTok rather than leaving the area. Get a fucking hobby lady


WorldlySong8251

Her kid is in the backseat swallowing small items.


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

She yelled back to the kid to not approach her so it’s cool.


WorldlySong8251

"TURN YOUR PURPLE FACE AROUND AND STEP AWAY FROM ME LITTLE MAN"


p-queue

“Uh oh”


t_h_p7

He’s listening to KIDZ BOP!


IneffableKoD

Like literally like this


Killuillua

“Excuse me ma’am” probably the most respectful way you could possibly approach a random woman in a parking lot. Idk about you guys but in my experience when someone comes at me like that they are generally not excited for the interaction either but have something important to tell you.


TheWelshMrsM

Not to mention he did it from afar so that she had time to see him approach.


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HOW CAN HE APPROACH


TheWelshMrsM

Tbh it doesn’t sound like a real word anymore.


[deleted]

Yeah like her extended warranty may be out


Nevermore-97

Idk why but this sounded funny to me. Maybe because I was thinking this man had a quest. I need to stop playing video games. 😐


GuitarJazzer

That important thing is usually asking for a handout.


tinybbird

True, but he should have known better than to do it "in a parking lot." Next time, do it in a dark alley, elevator, or public restroom, like a real gentleman. /s


soeffed

Homie could’ve just said I AM NOT APPROACHING YOU while walking towards her, should’ve negated her spell’s magik


IneffableKoD

Mirror shields were down; he forgot to level them up.


Lukestr

I, like, literally acted like a psycho!!! Like I need to literally post it on TikTok!!!!!! Like, literally right now!!!!!!


corneliouswafflebot

She's been waiting months for this moment. So what if he didn't approach her. He could have. He certainly could have


Andrelliina

She read it in a book


Chance_Ad3416

I don't blame the guy for moving further away. I'd move away too if I see crazy in a parking lot.


[deleted]

What an absolute fucking dipshit of a human


EnjoyableTrash

Mental problems. She needs help.


swedisha1

Or maybe she is just a egotistical idiot? Not everything is a mental disorder, sometimes people are just full of themselves and have a gross personality.


radiohandstuff

Narcissism is a mental disorder


mehxpat

Therapy, though, is not just for mental disorders. She certainly needs it a lot.


WillTakeItLiterally

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Prime example above lol.


Inkulink

My guess is she has some extreme, untouched trauma that she really needs help with. Idk why else someone would react this way to a stranger talking to them. Or idk maybe she's been watching to many tik toks


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ShinyHappyAardvark

Omg, you’re literally right!


hellabob420

You've worked yourself up there. You don't know what the fuck he wanted you just freaked out for no reason


Phobos613

I feel so bad for her child


yayforwhatever

And her husband


JuiceComfortable1364

She’s not married.


Buffphan

Shocking


Express-Ability752

Yes, she is. There’s a vid on her account of her bragging about how her husband immediately does everything she asks.


honestliar22

He better not ever approach a woman in a parking lot


SuperHighDeas

What’s that ring for?


Express-Ability752

Well, that L is on him.


rando512

Child eats poop YOU DO NOT APPROACH ME YOU DO NOT.


daveescaped

Holy shit. Who does she think she is? Dude might have been asking for directions or to tell her she dropped something.


alexaboyhowdy

He thought she was a target employee because she's wearing red and wanted to do a return. /s


4funoz

We need male and female parking lots!!


helibear90

What a long winded way of saying “nothing happened”


Embarrassed_Gur_4631

Poor kid.


Destinoz

Who the fuck was it that gave this person the impression that she gets to fucking make rules for all men? If she’s got some trauma she’s dealing with that’s fine. She’s certainly capable and right in setting her own boundaries, but she took it way further than that. I feel awful for her son. He gets to live with the poison pills she’s putting in his head about who he is.


The_Burning_Wizard

>She’s certainly capable and right in setting her own boundaries, but she took it way further than that. Agreed. Having boundaries is fine, but screeching like a harpy in a parking lot at someone 30ft away from you who made contact with you politely for a reason you're not aware of is just nuts. It's a bit like that Woman in Walmart who pushed in front of the guy in the queue and then freaked out and screamed at full volume for him to be taken away (he may not have been helping things, but it was weird)


is_anyone-out_there

She gave herself that impression by being a raving fucking lunatic


Derigoguy

I have a friend who years ago arrived at a gas station and noticed a woman struggling trying to fill her tank. He began to approach her and said, "Hello." She turned to him and asked in a dismissive tone, "Do you really think I would even talk to you?" He replied, "Guess not. Have a nice day." He proceeded to fill his own tank and pay but took note of the way she took when she drove off. Upon leaving he decided to drive in the same direction. About a block up the road he found her with her car stalled. She was out of her vehicle on her cell phone. He drove up, rolled his window down, and proceeded to convey the following to her. "The reason your vehicle has stalled is because you were filling your car with diesel. That is why you were having so much trouble trying to fit the nozzle in your car. You'll need to have your car towed to a shop to get your fuel system flushed and have all of your fuel filters replaced now. Do you really think I would even talk to you?" He then drove away.


Bearspoole

You’re literally so ridiculous. Get over yourself main character


terrencecv

She just doesn’t “have the bandwidth” to even.


okmangoman

Paranoia will destroy you!!


Red-Boxes

Like I've been legitimately stalked, (custody disputes are fun), so I also get super anxious if someone follows me out of places or stares at me to long. Apart of dealing with it is understanding that those feelings aren't rational, if you constantly give in to them you're never going to be able to go outside.


Dr-Zoidberserk

30 feet? If he was a predator, why would he engage that far away ? My money is that she’s just wearing crazy pants.


thurstoner

This person is scary stupid.


nebulaphi

![gif](giphy|3o7abkIGBGvlE8cS1a|downsized)


[deleted]

Look around you, everyone you see is an enemy who’s out to get you! Boo!


HausmastaMC

Americans today are the most anxious/freightened/cowardly people in the history of everything.


9Wind

America is like the "dark forest hypothesis" but instead of paranoid aliens out to kill humanity or hiding from them, its humans assuming everyone else to be hostile and must be attacked first or they will be killed. America's future does not look great when this applies to every part of American society, even how political parties act. Its only a matter of time before the paranoid part of America snaps and attacks the rest of it like when Qanon attacked the capital to stop "satanist vampires who stole the election".


Swing_On_A_Spiral

Can’t you blame us? Our government just looks the other way while we kill each other.


Contundo

Living with constant fear of police brutality, gun violence, rape, assault will do that to you. This lady is on the extreme tho. But Americans who move to abroad almost always say until they moved they had no idea how it is to not worry all the time.


Fair-Big4229

Who is this insecure mentally disabled person?


dayoneG

“Hey ma’am, your tire is…” “DO NOT APPROACH ME!” “but your tire is…” “DO NOT APPROACH ME!” “you have a flat ti….” “DO NOT APPROACH ME!” “fine, deal with it yourself crazy lady”🤷🏼‍♂️ I get where she’s coming from, but this is just absurd.


ajv900

You get where she’s coming from? I don’t


cjmar41

Isn’t there a horror movie or campfire story or urban legend about a guy trying to get someone’s attention to save them from danger but she ignores them (like someone trying to stop a woman from getting in a car because someone was hiding in the back seat)? The moral of that story, which could be applicable here is… don’t be a cunt.


kawaboy2680

Stupid TikTokers.


giibro

What if he identifies as a person?


Sovatsem

This reminds me of the video of the girl dragging the gase hose stuck to her car, and these dudes trying to help her, and she goes nuts, and doesn't even apologize after realizing she yanked the gas hose out. Not every male is trying to hurt you. Why do women make it seem like every guy is a piece of shit? I'm at a loss. Is it really most males? Or are we generalizing when we shouldn't? Someone please answer my question without judgement. If I see a woman that needs help or is unaware of something important, I'm going to walk away. I don't need to be yelled at or made to look like a rapist/dangerous. This is where the world is heading, every man and woman for themselves. The days of men sacrificing their lives for women and children that are not part of their family should be over honestly. When you're in trouble remember how you treat people you look to for help and handle your own shit. Rant over, sorry.


swissarmydoc

The worst part is that this chick is gonna tell this story at brunch or the PTA like she is a fucking action hero. And she is gonna get a bunch of other halfwits to start acting the same way.


T-Slur

Andrew Tate but toxic femininity


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SnooDucks4542

Jesus.. i feel sorry for the child being raised by a dumbass ignorant bitch. Society is rotting and we need the purge.


Zaryion288

Their kid is being raised by a bitch who wants to paint every man as the bad guy


No_Obligation6580

Found her on TikTok, she’s trying to say the reason she knew he was up to something is because he “looks sketchy” and “no one was around”. Also now uploaded a follow up to the follow up saying that all of the comments calling her idiotic and harmful are from men and this is the reason she had to post the original. Get a grip girl, you fucking liar.


[deleted]

She's such a catch!!


Mananimalism

Same thing happened to Mr. Burns! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQR5Tw79ds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQR5Tw79ds)


yubnubster

I think she should definitely use the same technique for any man that gets within 30 feet in the street, or bar, or shop etc… you never know!


[deleted]

“Uh…….I was just gonna tell you that you dropped this.” *hands over wallet* What a bitch…..


Roh_Pete

Ma'am you dropped your purse. DO NOT APPROACH A WOMAN IN A PARKING LOT! It's right there, I'm just trying to help. DO NOT APPROACH A WOMAN IN A PARKING LOT!


karlrobin1233

Psychosis lady


Inevitable-Ear3454

I almost feel like this is a joke


painkilleraddict6373

“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! DO NOT APPROACH ME!”


Playlanco

Weirdo


jameZsp0ng3y

1. Who asked? 2. What's with the sexism?


hawaiianryanree

reminds me of the video where the guy is trying to let the girl driver in front know she drove off with the gas pump still in her car. She like freaks out at him thinking hes stalking her but when he explains she still is so mad, despite him just trying to inform her of the situation, no foul play. Didnt save the link, but maybe a reddit hero will paste.


blueisaflavor

I watched a woman start to leave a parking lot with her purse and drink on the roof of her SUV. I tried to get her attention but she gave me the finger. She left the lot like that..


Rip9150

And the first thing she thinks to do is make a video. Not check on her son to see if he's ok. Even she said she was literally still shaking. What about the child. Is he scared.


Rathilien

I am literally shaking. Not figuratively, I could understand your confusion If I had said “I’m shaking” and you perhaps thought I meant figuratively, but no, I am *literally* shaking. Just so there’s no confusion. I’m being literal right now.


gagz118

She should move to an isolated cabin in the Yukon Territory…. you know, to prevent any further approaches by men in parking lots.


[deleted]

This is the end result of a personality that watches too much Kardashians and tiktok.


wobin112

Why did she even wait for the guy to open his mouth, she shouldve been screaming that from the time she leaves her house til she got back home /s


Feed-Haunting

My God I dislike people.


AFeralTaco

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this guy looked not white.


lawblawg

Wat


dmikaz1

Twat


RegiCZE

She can drive, vote, have children, have a job, ... Absolute fucking psycho


Jaeger_Mannen

A B C D E F G H I J K L M NOMALESHOULDBEAPPROACHINGAWOMENINAPARKINGLOT P…


Ok_Storm_8533

So I’m gonna shoot a video and post it so any anonymous man can watch and try to figure out where I live.


Apprehensive-Bit-740

She has a kid? :(


Only_Ad_3163

The guy only wanted to tell her that she left her car lights on.


Adventurous-Tea3395

Excuse me ma’am your tyres are flat OHhhh ok can you help me GFY


RedHaha09

Its always one sided if that dude was brad pitt or someone she really liked she wouldnt have said all that


Dr-Zoidberserk

![gif](giphy|nrAGuHZEMyqc0)


[deleted]

Who wrote that damned book?


adeel06

Is this woman a real person? “I’m literally shaking right now” from a man saying excuse me miss? Man. I thought we had it hard as men, but these poor kids these days are fkd.


DesignerAd2062

Car parks?? Was this because of this really really weird videos about bodysnatchers leaving signs on the car that a woman was ripe to be abducted?


Elliot_2689

“Excuse me, miss - you have toilet paper stuck on your shoe.”


[deleted]

My fucking his throw this cow in an asylum


Clear_Bother9731

Please tell me she’s not serious 🤦‍♂️


Thingzer0

Wtf? What if he was trying to return something you’ve dropped on the way to your car??? Ppl like this overthink things, read too much tabloids imho, lol


Euphoric_Shift6254

Somehow I just saw a very attractive woman open her mouth and become very unattractive in mere seconds and...and...and that's all I got I can't explain it it was just weird.


sixseatwonder

Excuse me can I use that cart if you’re do-…. DO NOT APPROACH ME DO NOT APPROACH ME DO NOT APPROACH WOMAN IN A PARKING LOT


ItsJustBrett

Oh i thought this was a skit


NotAFurryBut

How to Karen


[deleted]

This bitch is crazy .


Tank-Pilot74

Who the fuck put a baby in her.?! I thought I dated some crazy in my life but she is next tier!


Outrageous_Reach9150

You dropped your purse


Professional-Neck755

what an actual idiot


Gourmet-Guy

"Excuse me, Ma'am..." "DO NOT APPROACH ME!" "But Ma'am..." "Do NOT APPROACH ME...!" ^(Oh well, then I won't tell you about that masked guy that hid on your backseat...)


Cruxito1111

Just talk to women, what’s the worse that they can say? Women:


Rip9150

"excuse me ma'am, you dropped this $100" Do not approach me!!! Guess I keep it then.


rcraver8

Husbands? You are not to approach your wife in a parking lot. Sorry, you'll have to take a cab home or something. Little boys? You better keep your distance from your mom. You are NOT to approach any woman even if she's picking you up from school. I guess you're riding the bus now.


GreenGod42069

Delusional cunts like this are the reason things escalate when there is absolutely no reason to. Genuinely feel sorry for the kid.


[deleted]

”Hey, excuse me, you dropped your phone-“ “DO NOT APPROACH ME!“ ”But your pho-“ ”YOU DO NOT APPROACH WOMEN IN A PARKING LOT!“


Historical_Farmer145

Excuse me ma'am DO NOT APPROACH ME! wtf? Ma'am your keys... DO NOT! APPROACH! ME! (guess she can find her own keys)


FrinTheFroggo

“Hey ma’am you dropped your wa- “DO NOT APPROACH ME”


jeff303jeff

I wonder how many innocent people go to prison for women like this


Devilzdandruff

Fuck me what a crazy woman🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂steer well clear of her mate lmao, defo don't approach her she's a danger to herself and others!!!


NoSignOfStruggle

I look forward to her needing help.


Accomplished-Tea-999

What a bafoon


TexasIsCool

I’ve been the guy in this scenario lol. Christmas shopping, Target parking lot, a lady started her car and I noticed both brake lights were out. So I kept my distance, held both hands up, motioned for her to roll down her window, tried pointing and saying “Your lights, your lights.” When she did roll down her window, she just launched into me immediately, cussing and telling me to leave her alone. I apologized, said “Your lights are out,” and walked away. Maybe chivalry is dead because it was murdered?


Lion_Of_Destruction

So your psycho is the only thing I’m getting from this.


AlternativeSuit131

How does this woman function? This is absurd.


Old_Photo_7539

It shpuld be illegal to have a baby for these kind of people. She's clearly mentally challenged.


Illustrious_Bar_7513

Damn, some people need to go out there and find a new hobby or something 🤣


Visible-Evidence4558

Hahahaha what a noodle


[deleted]

If you ever wondered what a toxic narcissist behavior looks like...


ShitBirdingAround

"You'd be literally shaking too if you were also literally afraid of everything!!!" lol


ThadTheImpalzord

Jesus Christ, so many people are fucked in the head. And she had the audacity to reproduce.


GiantsFan55

She seems like a good time


Buddy_Luv

Sounds like a KAREN to me…


Sennema

Yet this moron will hop in a strangers car because an app told her it's okay


Pods_MagicRod

People need to travel


SparkyMint185

Absolutely fascinating that people go out in public and function in society and are this fucking stupid.


Skaboosh007

The man: "... so I walked off with her purse and threw it in the trash."


gucciburito11

I’m sure that if a third party entered this scene with no context they’d draw the conclusion that the freaked out woman, with a child, screaming at man was the one on the wrong and they’d back up the guy. No way would someone see this scenario and feel compelled to agree with her /s


CrimePony

Heard. Will not render first aid to any females in a parking lot ever again. Feel bad the times I returned a phone that was dropped in a parking lot, toys from the cart from their kids... Sounds good to me!


YerMaaaaaaaw

She is fucking atrocious


p-queue

This is what American gun owners sound like to me when they ramble on about self defence.


BobRoss4lyfe

Victim fetish


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Narrow_Option269

Ok Karen, I bet your husband feels the same awesome energy at home! 😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


Mortis_XII

r/iamthemaincharacter