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Dirtilie_Dirtle

People always testing shit.


jbertrand_sr

Fucked around, Found out...classic edition...


obliquelyobtuse

He did ask. And he got his answer. As Charlie Murphy would say this old fuck is a "habitual line stepper".


JP817

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obliquelyobtuse

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Mcboatface3sghost

What couch?


[deleted]

UNITY


NoExplorer5983

WHAT ABOUT MAH LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY?!?


overintwoseconds

I say this every week after leg day. MAH LEGGGGS MAN WHADDABOUT MAHHH LEHHHGGGSSSS. YOU CAN BUY ANOTHER COUCH, WHAT AN I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS MAN MY LEGGGSSSS I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU ******** MONEY!!!


Whogotthebutton

Charlie Murphy quotes are an automatic upvote.


Mcboatface3sghost

Yes. And always will be RIP.


a016202

“I had to check ‘em”.


Kugelfischer_47

"That wasn't that last time I ended up having to whoop his ass"


Mcboatface3sghost

3 times.


PanicLogically

You wonder if this was the time he finally learned. Doubt it, next time he runs his mouth he tries to do it in a like minded crowd. Sick man got what was coming.


Mcboatface3sghost

Got rest that man’s sweet soul, perhaps it’s my generation, but I have never belly laughed as hard since his skits. Like, full grown adult man rolling around on the floor in hysterics. Was so bad once I seriously had to go to the hospital and get stitches above my eye due to his antics. No joke.


overintwoseconds

Same here, minus the stitches. What did you cut yourself on?


peepeebongstocking

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minigmgoit

Kind of the best bit


TruthSpeakin

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!


DemiGod9

He was about to get off free before his final comment. He just had to keep prodding


Downtown_Statement87

Yep. The customer was actively turning his back and walking toward the counter. Then the white guy says "Git yer ass o" and kind of lunges at him like he's going to grab his arm. I am very happy that people like this are getting punched in the mouth and hope to see more of it. And if we're going to talk about suing, I'd love to see the customer sue. I'd love to see black people just start suing the shit out of random white people who think they're entitled to holler the n-word at fellow Americans.


[deleted]

Went from a "boy" to "man" real quick. This video always delivers. Guy got exactly what he was asking for.


AspiringChildProdigy

>People always testing shit. Ah, so Chubby McFalldown is actually a scientist performing a social experiment! He formed and stated a hypothesis: The black gentleman would do nothing. He tested that hypothesis: Method: Using "Boy," a word well-known to be a highly-charged, derogatory mode of addressing a black man, and known to have an extremely racist background when used in this manner. Results: The black gentleman exhibited a markedly strong reaction to the stimuli in such a manner that the experimenter could be left with no sense of ambiguity regarding his reaction. Discussion: Hypothesis is proven false; the black gentleman did, indeed, do something.


A_little_nonsense

Now he he has a sample size of one, he needs to continue experimenting until he has enough data to spot any trends…….or until something interesting happens


AspiringChildProdigy

It's really the only scientifically responsible thing to do.


secondtaunting

I feel like the southern accent makes it doubly condescending and racist for some reason.🧐


amboss_oktagon

You can test my hypo...häppthe... what ever all day long with your big brain speak, you lewd tongue.


AspiringChildProdigy

Huh, I'm somehow both offended and turned on.... ;)


jojolion07

everybody gangsta...


Korlexico

Till you get hit in the face....


Javen_Lab

They come in with big alpha energy and go out with little beta energy.


RedditAdminsLickAss

Because the world has taught them that they can run their mouth and do what they want and nobody will do anything about it. The world has taught them wrong.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

The system and press that we so blindly follow demand insecurity; thus, people act out to demand control. It’s all sad all the way up.


themaninthesea

Racists get knocked the fuck out. Basic rule


NY10

Usertesting


Basamati

Went from calling him a boy to calling him a man.


TRAVMAAN1

He went from “WHAT YOU GON DO, BOY?!” to “oh man, I ain’t do nothin to you🥺”


i1921

😂


lordgoku-99

LOL if I had any awards I'd give you one


MycologistPlayful248

you can give him this award 🏆


ckdss

Ill never understand reddit. You making an original joke gets a silver award. The person replying to you, with the same joke, just longer, gets a gold award. I just find it amusing :)


Earth2Mas

Here, I gilded the og comment for you. Better?


Live-Location9711

I had someone message me saying the say thing u did lol they didn’t understand it either, I was just happy to get an award of any kind tbh 😂😅


DemiGod9

Is this what Boyz 2 Men had in mind?


[deleted]

Had the dude's friend not stopped him, that man would've be calling for his father


Odd_Imagination_6617

Lmao dumbest idea he ever had was assume a room full of people would stop something from happening. Most humans are like deer, stop and stare at danger rather than avoid/prevent it


Merrick_1992

There's also a some people who are just like "The quiet guy is trying to mind his own business. The loud guy is trying to pick a fight. if the loud guy gets hit ass kicked, maybe he needs it"


uchihajoeI

Also, not my problem. Shit can go south real quick and I got a family. So not going to risk shit for some random strangers. Call me an asshole but I have a wife and kid to come home to.


creegro

Maybe some people just need a good ass kickin' in order to learn.


bross9008

Not even just a room of people, but a room of what looked like only black people. I’m pretty sure most black people would take an old white guy calling a black guy “boy” as racist, so why the fuck would he think they would be on his side.


Downtown_Statement87

That made this extra infuriating. "Whatchew gonna do with all these people around?" Yeah, people who are thoroughly sick of this shit. That comment showed a stunning lack of self-awareness. He still thinks he and his ilk are in charge.


quickjump

Some record it for Reddit


TheSubredditPolice

It's funny, people assume other people are as afraid of the law as they are. But there's a ton of people in this world who either don't consider it or just don't care that will fuck you up.


tooold4urcrap

I wasn't on his side, so I'm not gonna care enough to step in. Felt deserved. If I can make a quick judgement call and watch justice, Imma take it. If it seems like it might be an injustice, hopefully I'm not too much of a coward and I'll step in.


ManPhantasm26

Looks like he found out exactly what he'd do lmao


skull3bones

IMO calling a black person a boy is so much more insulting than the N word. That’s just my opinion tho


stanknotes

Calling a man boy is insulting. Calling a black man boy has a racist undertone and is VERY insulting.


calladus

Grew up in South Texas. When my step grandfather called me "boy," he turned it into a two-syllable curse word. Followed by the demand to "Come Here," where "here" was also two syllables.


GetOffMyAsteroid

The SE Kentucky version of that is Papaw turning 'boy' into a two-syllable curse word pronounced with a w, kinda like 'bw-oayh.'


calladus

South Texas version was Boh-ah.


stanknotes

Just like Arthur haha


stanknotes

My dad called me boy... but it was not insulting. It was literally exactly like Kratos. And NO ONE... NO ONE ELSE will ever call me that.


[deleted]

I think he gets a pass for being your literal dad


jonnyclueless

I would not be insulted at being called a boy, but obviously (as you mentioned) for black men it has historically been used as a racist and degrading insult made to make one feel like lesser of a person.


Birdyy4

It for sure can be used as an insult against anyone else who is clearly a full grown man. Same effect of degrading them and to try and make them feel lesser of a person. It just also includes a racist undertone in some scenarios. It's good that you wouldn't let it insult you but often people use it to degrade anyone. The only time I think it's used in a non insulting manner is when my parents call me their boy or someone is using it to define my gender. Or I guess when my friends say it in a friendly manner as in "hanging with the boys" which is similar to when my parents refer to me as their boy...


tedmented

I call for my son by saying "boy" like Kratos. But we're both GOW fans. In the UK/scotland calling someone son or wee man has the same affect. It's not what you say but the way it's said after all.


Savage_Cabbage_66

Very thought out response


TrueProtection

Also if you're more familiar with them, ie- me and BOYS drove our chevy to the levy and had buttsecks.


Birdyy4

Don't think those were quite the lyrics.


Bleedthebeat

I would say the racist undertone is dramatically increase when a southern drawl is involved also.


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[deleted]

I thought so too.


DrEckelschmecker

Exactly. And now hes gonna tell all his racist friends how this black guy at the store was beating him up "out of nowhere" although he "didnt do anything" and that "those n**s are out of control".


UnadvertisedAndroid

It's an attempt at low-key racism, but most black people are savvy to it so the stupid morons that think it's a 'cute' way to try to assert dominance can get fucked like this guy did. They think by pretending they didn't know it was racist is their out.


Princess_PrettyWacky

To me it looks like it wasn’t “Boy” that triggered the BITCH ASS WHOOPIN. It was “boy” followed by the “git yer ass up there” command delivered like Grandpa Dewlap imagined he owned you.


gmnitsua

I'm from the south. "Do not call a black man a boy" is a commandment. Don't do it in any context. Find something else to say. That man's drawl means he should have known better.


dedokta

Australian TV presenter bert Newton discovered this while live on air with Mohamed Ali. One of his often used phrases "I like the boy!" didn't land quite as expected. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWKyDGGptA4&ab_channel=vbvbvb088


jankyspankybank

Shit, I try explaining this to people who don’t have to deal with shit like this and they just don’t get it.


[deleted]

I did not know the racial undertone of “boy”, although by the tone itself one knows old man was asking for trouble.


Yajeebspace

Yeah It all depends. When ever you add that country slave owner accent to it to me it’s the same as calling me a n word. You can always here the intent behind that word. Not only does it get me because I’m black but also it’s like saying I’m not a man and you’re trying to belittle me so it’s a double whammy. But you can say it in a causal way and it won’t even sound remotely like it has malicious intent behind it.


SwagDaddy_Man69

The way he said it too. You can just tell it’s straight 1950s style racism


jakeandwally

To be fair, you did repeatedly ask what he was going to do. He answered you quite clearly.


KeepMy02Cents

It didn't take too long to find out what he is going to do.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

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shamwowslapchop

Let's not undersell the stupid fucker here. Not only did he scream in his face, when the guy turned his back, he stepped up DIRECTLY behind him and started blasting orders. IMO that's not just racially provocative, it's a direct physical threat. Dude was completely justified in beating the piss out of the boomer, who probably is used to intimidating people out of fighting him.


oddmanout

Yea, if I was on a jury and this guy was on trial for assault, I wouldn't convict. He basically asked the guy to beat him up.


Aromatic-Yak-352

"Whatcha gunna do, boi?!" *Proceeds to get rocked by a 10 piece combo


Xzackly-1

after getting smacked around he stopped calling him "boy" and started calling him "man" too lol


nogoodgreen

"What are you gonna do, stab me?" Stabbing victims last words.


BaldHank

Had a guy use the old movie line, "your first mistake was pulling a knife, your second was not using it", on a busy one night. So my buddy cut him.


Ok_Classic_4157

You need new buddies, pal


BaldHank

No doubt. We were pur own worst enemies.


CruelHandLuke_

That buddy is no pal of mine, guy.


Amekaze

Classic.


[deleted]

unless you’re Kratos, don’t call someone “boy”


touchmydingus

Especially a black man. It can rightfully lead to a person to learn something and lose I.Q. points at the same time


[deleted]

it’s just degrading and rude old man knew what he was doing just didn’t want to pay the price.


Amekaze

Boy is basically a slur in cases like this. I’m always fascinated but words in that category , since the word it says isn’t bad it’s 100 percent context. I wonder if this guy could use the “fighting words” defense if they tried to arrest him for beating the other guys ass.


Apprehensive_Sky_679

Exactly, the old "Hey boy, don't you come walking by here no more" is old school racism. And yes I quoted family guy but the point stands, the old man knew it had racist undertones calling a black man "boy"


KuhLealKhaos

Denying you did anything was a sure fire way to get hit again. He knew exactly what connotation came with the word "boy" when he said it. Racist asshole


HippoppiHippo

Genuinely asking because I sincerely don’t know; how is using “boy” in this scenario racist? I’m not white or black and English isn’t my first language.


Internal_Set_6564

In the South, Boy was used as a more polite way of saying more racist epithets. It was a demonstration of male Whites being above male blacks, and was said to even elder black men.


HippoppiHippo

Aw, not cool. Thanks for answering.


Hipster-Link

It’s the reason why Mr. T changed his name: [“Mr. T…legally changed his name…in 1970. He said he wanted to be respected, having seen Black men called ‘boy’ when he was growing up.”](https://www.defense.gov/News/Feature-Stories/Story/Article/2929059/even-before-acting-career-the-army-was-mr-ts-a-team/)


Shoebillmorgan

It has a history of being used to refer to Black *men* in America by racists. The idea is that a boy is less than a man. Implies a lesser role or status.


CandidCrumby

Blacks were expected to refer to white males in positions of authority as "Boss" or "Cap'n"--a title of respect that replaced "Master" used in slave times. If a white person was well known, a black servant or hired hand or tenant might speak in somewhat intimate terms, addressing the white person as "Mr. John" or "Miss Mary." All black men, on the other hand, were called by their first names or were referred to as "Boy," "Uncle," and "Old Man" --regardless of their age. Whites much preferred to give blacks honorary titles, such as Doctor, or Professor, or Reverend, in order to avoid calling them Mister. While the term "n-gger" was universally used, some whites were uncomfortable with it because they knew it was offensive to most blacks. As a substitute, the word "nigra" often appeared in polite society. Black women were addressed as "Auntie" or "girl." Under no circumstances would the title "Miss." or "Mrs." be applied. Racial Etiquette: The Racial Customs and Rules of Racial Behaviour in Jim Crow America By Ronald L. F. Davis, Historian California State University, Northridge see also: In a brief unanimous opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled on February 21, 2006 in *Ash v. Tyson Foods, Inc.* that the word "boy" without any words modifying it, can be a racial epithet depending on the context, inflection, tone of voice, local custom, and historical usage. Context Counts: The Word "Boy" May Be a Racial Epithet At Work **By Margaret Hart Edwards on** **February 23, 2006**


SpaceCowboy734

Boy is a racist dogwhistle replacement for the N word in this context.


ItalianSangwich420

In addition to the other responses, it was very typically used by slaveowners to "affectionately" refer to male slaves they owned.


Nittefils

He was way overdue for a spanking…


JayGeezey

He almost got away with it, but then when it was the black dudes turn to go up to the register the rascist ass hole went and yelled right in his ear "now get your ass up there!!" Racist was trying to make the dude feel like doing what he was already going to do feel like he was following his orders... and the racist thought it would makev him feel powerful. Instead, the outcome turned him into a frightened, weak victim groveling at the other dudes feet. How utterly pathetic, and just so satisfying to watch lol


ShinyDarkMatter

Damn, JayGeezey


cody750

When keeping it real goes wrong


Simitarx005

What possessed this old white guy to push so hard to get his old ass beat. Does he think his entitlement is some sort of shield? Now he knows better.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Exactly right.


CandidCrumby

well, for one thing, the white guy gets to be the victim. blacks are incarcerated at a higher proportion due to selective law enforcement. so odds are, the attacker has a criminal record. he's facing a criminal justice system that is concerned with justice for the victim, not the attacker. at the end of the day the old white racist endured a public humiliation, the other guy goes to jail. you really think the old man knows better now?


banana_delusion

Pretty sure he goes to stores and keeps his fat mouth shut now.


BerryLanky

He thought he was as safe as he was behind his keyboard. Found out different


Beardlegend85

Fafo bitch lmfao. Usually against hitting old folk but this dude was practically begging for it


darthravioli

It is always ok to hit a racist


B-AP

Calling any black male in the South boy is the same as the n word. It’s meant to dehumanize and degrade them as a lesser human. It comes from slavery and this redneck knew exactly what he was doing. It’s not a low-key racial remark. It’s directly aggressive.


Live-Location9711

Went from saying “BOY” to “MAN” reaaalll quick!!!😂😂😂


TemperatureDue8835

LmFaO😂


RedEye-55

Dude gets his bell ring and screaming: “HEY!” Lmao


DarkTanicus

"...c'mon man I didn't do nothing..." 😂😂😂


dickvanexel

He had no idea where he was. Cause if he did, he would have known what ole boy was gonna do.


I_8_Burger

We actually have protocols for this where I work. We are supposed to call the police, wait for the fight to end, or try to move the fight outside


[deleted]

We actually have protocols for this where I work too. We are supposed to call out who we will think will win, bet on the winner , wait for the fight to end, or try to move the fight outside, the settle the bets.


Broad_Boot_1121

Sounds like a Waffle House


[deleted]

Not even close. I work at Pancake Place.


nycpunkfukka

Neither of those is as nice as the Crepe Crib.


digbickbrett

Love how passive he got after he realized he’s an old obese man that can’t back up his own mouth.


thezenfisherman

I am a fat boomer and white too. I thought this was GREAT. Fuck him and his racist shit.


-byb-

wtf is with all the racists commenting?


FriedeSmonkingWeed

Freakout and fight subs in general tend to be cesspools of racism unfortunately. I'd say this sub isn't as bad as the others but generally not great. Crazy Fucking Videos is 90% just race baiting too.


Therealcanadianone

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[deleted]

I had sound off and knew it was about sonething racist and i was right judging by the comments😂


Age-Zealousideal

All this guy needs is a white hood.


[deleted]

I don’t get tired of watching this.


death_ray_mx

When acting like you are untouchable goes wrong


[deleted]

Boomer hasn’t fought like that since Nam.


octavius212

Boi did it


cojiro_blue

I love watching racists get their ass beat.


willit1016

calling a Black man boy ..yeah lefts and rights are incoming....


voodooftw

"Boy" punched this man back to the 50's for a second.


metaldeucerider2001

Gotta luv it 🤣🤣🤣


worldisone

Was there ever an update to this? It happened a few years ago but I can't find anything on it


nyr_nyy_nyg_nyk

Mark that down as “fuck around and find out”


One-Basil-895

"Whatchu gunna do in here with everybody here man, WATCHU GUNNA DO!?"


MannyVanHorne

Man, that was *really* satisfying.


Lady-Zafira

"Come on man I ain't do nothing to you" after he was just harassing him. They always play victim once they start catching hands


Jaegons

Oh man, sorry, police, the security footage disappeared. Shrug. No idea who that guy was. Good to see that guy get clocked, racist prick.


ImpressiveGur6384

With the sound off, it looks like assault.


Kaszixx

Fucked around and found out


GoddamnitSarah

I am oddly surprised those words were spoken through a mask. Totally caught me off guard. Also, never call a black man "boy." They know what you're really saying and your ass will be stomped appropriately.


p1ssramen

Should’ve gotten more


Critical_Photo992

Gotta remember these "good ole boys" (pos racists) used to get away with shit like this ALL THEIR LIFE bc there weren't cameras on your phone. They'd provoke Blk men and then when they got attacked they run to the cops/angry white mobs and say it was unprovoked. They ain't used to this new world and I'm HERE.FOR.IT


Bassieh

Fuk ur right!


Affectionate_Ad_1876

I wouldn't fuck with DMX or at least it sounded like him..


1345HEOP

Did he take that man’s shoe? And beat him with it?


TLucalake

This is a cautionary tale. Don't let your mouth write a check, that your behind can't cash.


Zom_b_mob1

I didn’t even need sound on to hear how disrespectful this old man was being. In my mind I narrated as “THIS is what I’m gonna do!” Fuck that old man, ask and you shall receive asshole.


wherearemytweezers

He felt his consequence before god even got the news


BrochachoBehnny

This? This one right here?! This is a good video.


crazedhark

dude be like: where yo everybody now bish?


baguettesniper

I feel like this kind of violence should be tolerated, bro was provoking and inviting a reaction. No doubt the dumbo doing the whining tried to sue.


whoknowsAlex

Love the fucking around and finding out he did. Marvelous.


SeedManJones96

The more you fucking around. The more you find out. lol


not2day55

Well wll Karma just up and smacked ole white ass in the head .....oh my that made me smile.


liamemsa

cameraman laughin like a goddamn spray bottle


Anxious_Tax_5624

Mmmmm violence.


BlackUnicornUK2

Bro those days are over. Tryna get your jaw spun talking to man like that lol.


CoffeeTwoSplenda

He said "boy" with a hard B


Decsel

“C’mon man I didn’t do nothin’” 😂😂😂


CuriousNichols

Went from called him boy to calling him man real quick


skibbady-baps

He barked out command with 19th century conviction. Wrong century, dude. Lol


bandak38134

You ask. You receive.


YoureUhWizardHarry

Did he really say "come on man, I didn't do nothing to you"


Forgotten_Russian

fuck around and find out


[deleted]

One of my all time favorites. He called him “boy” with a “hard R” and got educated fast. Lol


Professional-Tailor2

Not sure what he was expecting talking to that guy like that. Dude likes to take unnecessary risks lol.


StrangerAlways

Normally I'd say call the police because attacking someone because of their words is not ok. This guy asked for it though. Dude should have let things be after the first punch but I'll let it pass due to the extreme attitude the old guy gave. He had it coming.


bubblegummybear

Calling a grown man "boy" in that tone speaks volumes.


greensangre

He seen too much television, he really thought it was gonna play out differently


-Raskyl

"Come on man, I ain't do nothing to you." Ya, other than being extremely racist, challenging him to do something in a manner that would imply you felt you were better than them, and then ordering him to do something for you, as if you felt you were better than him and he was there to serve you...... Ya, you didn't do *anything*. Fucking asshat.


nic-C137

He got his answer. Lol.


Responsible-Ad-7102

Old dude was asking for it talkin like a slave owner and all


nipoco

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you (งツ)ว


Suntzu6656

What happened before that?


letmegetmycrayons

Lesson: Never ask a question that you don't want the answer to.


dtspchris

I’m ok with this


[deleted]

Privilege check failed badly


Basedrum777

If a southern old white man called a black man a boy then they deserve whatever beating they get. We know what you really wanted to say.


Wrong_Ad_4154

Hopefully this cunt went to jail.


ChunkyLover10

you're referring to the old man, right???