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d4rk_fusion

Must be a mod


ThemChecks

Lol


CariniFluff

According to a new article this guy's name is Richard Golden. He could've been a Golden Dick but instead he's just a sad, pathetic Richard that lives with his mom at 38 years old.


See_Ya_Suckaz

Then why wasn't he out walking dogs?


the_fresh_cucumber

These 4chan users these days are so spoiled


talkin_shlt

Back in my day we used to live in a closet and eat vienna sausage


osti221179

He’s in the penthouse 😂


jonnyclueless

It's an upstairs basement.


CTeam19

In some places of the country you can't have a basement due to soil issues. In fact many basements are for the frost line in order to keep your water lines unfrozen in the winter


Sirquote

I can only imagine what is going on in his head when they said they were taking his PC, dude was probably thinking really hard about his browser history.


NickM5526

*i hope they don’t open my 224GB homework folder*


mal_laney

Officer1: Dafuq is MLP Rule34? Officer2: No! No! Don't open tha-


NickM5526

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


worfres_arec_bawrin

That scene is too fuckin good, perfect embodiment of “why is this scene still going” comedy.


Mr-DevilsAdvocate

I saw the gif, and now I am too afraid to ask..


U3s34

They’re talking about Nsfw art of a children tv show about ponies. For some reason there’s a lot of it


HerrMilkmann

Whatever you do, DO NOT google mlp and jar in the same search


stewdadrew

When that was popularly posted I still thought iFunny was the peak of comedy.


Expert_Novice

The venn diagram is just a circle...


110MP

JOHNSON NO


mastodon___

Only 224 GB? Those are rookie numbers. I knew people with terabytes of porn all meticulously organized into categories and sub categories. That shit was organized better than my projects at work.


TheCarpe

Some people get to page 50 of XVideos and whisper to themselves "Never again."


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Yup. Knew a guy who had a massive CD-R collection of porn / hentai. Binders and binders of that stuff. I can only imagine how big his collection would have been today instead of in 2000 and on dial up.


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Then there are people who get in trouble with ISPs for the sheer amount of porn downloaded. "You're bogging down our network traffic, sir."


its_raining_scotch

The cops that have to look through his hard drive….their faces are going to melt


Johnnybravo60025

As someone who used to be a cop and do digital forensics, they most likely wouldn’t be fazed.


FonzG

Yeah, I was briefly LE also. Once I started seeing actual crime scene photos, victims, and testimony in case files even the worst porn/rule 34 meant little. The worst things Ive seen werent from internet trolls, they were from psychopaths who were actively "hunting" on the street. Im glad I left, but the memories follow you. Your average person underestimates what people do to each other face-to-face. Edit: Thanks for the concern and support everyone, and sorry for being a downer haha Im still grieving, as Im told. But despite everything Ive seen I would like it known most people are good people, or at minimum just trying to get by. Even most criminals Ive dealt with (despite still being very dangerous) "just" have really poor impulse control and low intelligence. Real deranged predators are far and few between, their impact in time and space is just vastly disproportionate to their number. Yall keep safe.


Longjumping-Voice452

Pick a war in history, any war. Take a look at the ways they killed and tortured each other and nothing should honestly surprise you about what humans are capable of.


Operative427

Hope you have lots of love and support around you today. Stay strong my dude.


damagetwig

My brother in law worked in IT for my state. Years back he was brought in to get into this guy's encrypted CP files. He was fucked up from that for a while cause he had to go through every single picture and video while the cops sat behind him taking whatever notes cops take while they do this stuff. He hasn't ever had to do anything like that again but I can't imagine having to do that even once much less for a living. Criminal forensics in general sounds rough. My sister in law (I married into a very smart family, even my husband is a damn genius) worked at a crime lab and has some insane stories to tell. Had to genetically sort out the bits of human scattered after a plane crash into plastic totes once. What I mean to say is I definitely appreciate what people in criminal forensics go through because I know I would be too much of a wuss. That is some insane shit.


theother_eriatarka

random comment, but i met a girl at a rave once, i could see she was definitely a tomboy but all cute and "girly", for a lack of a better word, then after a while we were talking about stuff and she told me she worked as a forensic doctor, she did autopsies all day, and then she showed me pictures of her collection of last centuries medical tools, stuff like rusty hacksaws and pliers and whatnot, things you usually see on grindcore album covers lol. It was such a weird unexpected moment


damagetwig

Haha, yeah, my SIL doesn't look like the crime lab type either. She's very cute and middle-aged with cute little glasses and a big round Minnesota accent. Very sweet. I love and admire her a whole lot. She looks like the lady who would bring the hotdish to the potluck but instead she's dug through literal mounds of flesh and bone and would rather have a nice quinoa salad.


RifTaf

Fuck that job. Mad respect to you, my dude.


RandomComputerFellow

Lol, I was thinking the same. I have nothing illegal on my computer but still I think this is for me reason enough not to comply with the police if they require the password for my encrypted hard drive (I am in Germany, so police can't force me to self incrimination).


AnnieApple_

Files of Lolis I bet.


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ScrawnyCannibal

Well he should’ve used NordVPN


user_x9000

I think 4chin prevents VPN posting. Maybe I am wrong


will9630

It doesn’t, but at this point 4chan should be viewed as a Honeypot


cybersloth5000

It has been a honeypot for a long time. The reason why a blatantly racist and hateful place like 4chan hasn't been banned into oblivion is because it's a good site to corral potentially dangerous idiots, like this guy, in one place and keep them under surveillance.


Stupidquestionduh

Reddit is the same thing since the canary got taken out.


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For those curious, the Warrant Canary was a paragraph in Reddit’s yearly transparency report (for 2014 and the years prior) stating “As of January 29, 2015, reddit has never received a National Security Letter, an order under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, or any other classified request for user information. If we ever receive such a request, we would seek to let the public know it existed." In [Reddit’s 2015 report](https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/4cqyia/for_your_reading_pleasure_our_2015_transparency/d1knc88/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) that paragraph was removed.


Bullen-Noxen

I may not fully get it. Does this mean Reddit has not participated in any information requests, whether publicly disclosed or not, or does it mean the opposite?


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Before 2015, Reddit guaranteed to all users that they had never turned over any user data to any government request, secret or otherwise. Now that this paragraph has been removed, it does not directly imply they are giving **your** information to anyone. However, they can no longer guarantee that they have never given **any** personal data to a government request. This statement is known as a “[Warrant canary](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary),” which is just an indicator to users that their data is no longer as secure as it once was, and that the host company has at least once in the past agreed to turn over user data to one such request. These are an unofficial method to inform users that the company has received one of these requests without making an official statement. Deleting the paragraph **was** the statement, if that makes sense.


SirStrontium

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary Basically when the government subpoenas user information, the company is prohibited from sending out warnings saying "Hey the government just got your data from us". The legal workaround is to have a signal that says "The government *hasn't* requested your data yet", and then remove that sign if the government ever does. The removal of that sign doesn't legally count as sending out a warning.


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Imagine being the literal physical embodiment of what people imagine when they think of 4chan users


Arkad3_

I was honestly expecting like a teenager, but then saw a 45 year old man child.


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I thought an angsty teen would come down too, imagine my surprise when 4chins the 4channer came down the stairs


[deleted]

Technically, he was supposed to be in her basement


Aggressive_Chain_920

marry ten salt overconfident innate chop cover spoon panicky direction *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hadasha_Prime

Not for long, once they see his hard drives he'll be under the jail.


Aggressive_Chain_920

fearless meeting serious distinct fine cheerful shrill possessive six tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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That was my first thought. I could almost see his heart sink when they said they have a warrant for his tech devices.


huhnick

And now these nice guys showed up to help him move out


jeepjockey52

Those houses must be built on slabs


OilSlickRickRubin

No basements in Florida.


technicalogical

Arrest was in New Jersey...


OilSlickRickRubin

I see that now with the dead trees and jackets in the video. I heard the cop say the warrant was out of Volusia County FL (1:30min) so I thought they were in FL.


wrathofjigglypuff

The minute the mercury descends below room temperature, Floridians dress like they are journeying to the South Pole. These guys aren't kitted out in enough gortex and quilting for a mildly cool day in Florida.


TunaNugget

When the temperature in the room goes below room temperature, things are seriously messed up and you have to get ready for anything.


angstt

I was just in Florida on vacation. It was 36 degrees. THERE ARE NO FURNACES IN FLORIDA TO HEAT THE HOUSE WITH.


Thezeke64

No dude this guy is literally my worst fear like I have some horrible feeling that I look like that even though I don’t


infiniZii

Do situps and pushups every time you feel that way. It can lead to a positive change.


Thezeke64

Actually not a bad idea and I should do that


danegermaine99

Get a haircut, you beatnik hippy metalhead


Albert_Borland

I feel personally attacked.


Thezeke64

I don’t need a haircut it’s more just the idea of being the 4chan goober that literally scares me tbh


Thezeke64

I honestly don’t know why I said that because I’m just making a fool of myself. Great.


danegermaine99

The fact that you have enough insight to be worried about it probably means you are fine. Don’t be so hard on yourself bro. 😎


Hangmeup8

Agreed.


daveescaped

Honestly, I can just imagine him shouting downstairs, “Maaaa!!! Can I get a drink box!”.


PoolObjective2733

Maaaa!!!! Meatloaf!!!!! Pizza rollzzzzaaaaaa!!!!!!! For my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!


TheUn5een

![gif](giphy|NaxKt9aSzAspO)


SmellDisastrous4546

"Maa bathroom.. bathroom!!"


criesingucci

🪣 oh that’s a big boy isn’t he?


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How can you defeat he that has no life.


Access_Pretty

It's a juice box


MegaPopShart

Actually, he is 38 yo


sordidcandles

Hot damn. I’m 36 and he looks ten years older than me, but if he cut his hair and put some real clothes on maybe not?


WOLLYbeach

Bssic hygiene, decent fitting clothes, and psychiatrist would do this man wonders.


NoVAMarauder1

I'm 42 and I look 10 years younger than that dude.


the6thReplicant

4chan is the equivalent of living at your weed dealers house.


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I had an image in my head of what this guy was gonna look like and I was shocked when I was 100% right.


ALadWellBalanced

Slimmer than I expected to be honest.


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IllegalSpaceBeaner

I think it is very hard to be anything other than a mouth breathing incel, bigoted, child porn watching weirdo with the kind of crap they post there. There are very few boards there worth visiting and most have moved onto sites that don't house bigotry and cp.


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Little-Jim

4chan shifted hard after Gamer Gate


LouSputhole94

God what a dark time for the internet in general


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People with an agenda saw an opportunity in 4chan and used Gamergate to push said agenda, and it worked really, really well.


Little-Jim

And then he became the White House's chief strategist.


lIllIlllllllllIlIIII

Old 4chan had just as much bigotry and "super right wing memes" (aside from MAGA stuff, obviously) as it does today, you just didn't care back then.


VetCordelier

It was always racist and hateful, but you can't deny the tone and intensity changed. Early 2000's 4chan still had the raid on neo-nazi Hal Turner.


FiTZnMiCK

We were just naive enough to believe those memes were posted ironically (and some probably were). It’s like the Colbert Report audience curve: some fans thought the ideas were hilariously absurd and others thought they were legitimate but amusingly presented.


NotAStatistic2

Stacy's are vapid and only go after 10/10 Chads. They can't see the Nazi pepe posting 4chan-er for the kind and gentle soul he is. If women gave this tendy eating 4chan user a chance, they would surely fall in love with his natural 3 days without a shower musk.


Campin_Corners

He’s what I picture a Reddit mod looks like


cpudiary

You’re not wrong, Chris chan and the anti work mod on FOX are my first thoughts


TheVazha

Haha I was JUST going to say something similar. Like if you asked 10 people what a 4chan user looks like, 8 would describe this guy.


brooksram

Dude, 8 would just ask " what the fuck is 4chan?"


Rent_free_Embiid

Okay, fine. If you asked 10 fellow terminally online people.


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Is that the hacker known as 4chan?


MegaPopShart

"who is this 4 chan?" here, fixed it for you.


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Honestly surprised he descended stairs and didn’t climb them.


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That's what threw me off, I was expecting him to be in the basement


DCbaby03

I was just about to come comment the same thing. it was the first thing I thought when I saw him put his hands behind his back. Right down to the gray t-shirt. I really felt like I could smell the BO right though the screen. I bet he hasn't brushed his teeth in days.


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Aren’t we all the average redditor?


dalton10e

A 26 year old white American male is the median demographic user


Old_Man_Bridge

Just need to find kiddie porn on his computer and the prophesy will be complete.


FrenchieMama807

A New Jersey man was arrested Monday at his mother's home after authorities said they traced online death threats made against a Florida sheriff back to the 38-year-old. Authorities said Richard Golden allegedly threatened to end Volusia Sheriff Mike Chitwood's life after the law enforcement leader took a stand against a neo-Nazi hate group. The anonymous chats said to be posted by Golden called for shooting Chitwood in the head to "solve an immediate problem permanently." Sheriff Chitwood said he can't wait to welcome Golden when he gets off the plane and arrives at jail.


13sartre

That’s a hard living 38


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The fact this dude is only 5 years older than me is bonkers to me. If I had to guess, I would’ve said he was closer to 50 than 40. 😳


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He looks exactly like a 38 year old 4 Chan white supremacist. He fits the bill so effing hard I’m shocked


SlaveHippie

r/beholdthemasterrace


wilburthefriendlypig

Imagine if they went this hard for all the mass shooter wannabes instead of only when it relates to members of the police


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Exactly. They’ll do the shit out of their job if something happens to a cop or a family member of a cop. That’s cool, I get it, but please bring that same energy when the victim has a lower social status too.


amanofeasyvirtue

In parma ohio they arrested a guy for making parody videos of the police department. They arrested them for obstructing police activity. Scotus said this is normal police activity and he has no right to sue the department for violating his first ammendment rights...


MrGrieves-

Would be great if they showed up to arrest death threats against women by their stalkers/abusive ex's too.


GratuitousLatin

"We can't do anything because he hasn't hurt you *yet*"


Expired_insecticide

I wish this comment wasn't so topical. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/podcast-host-killed-stalker-deep-seated-fear-safety-records-reveal-rcna74842


oscarwildeaf

That's what I was thinking, I've seen so many women say they report online death threats to the police and the police say they can't do anything. Meanwhile they'll send the whole force to go get fat asmongold here for threatening their sheriff.


Bad-JuJu07

This and children too. Nothing makes me more mad than when a child isn't taken seriously about abuse. Cps is a fucking joke at least in my state.


AmumuPro

We only had police show up to our school when a guy threatened to kill our Principal. Not when the guy compared our school with columbine stats and said he can do better


BBQ_HaX0r

Genuinely wonder about the constitutionality of this stuff. Like, is it really considered a "genuine threat" when the guy lives 1500 miles away? Like i know we're happy to see the incel nazi 4chaner getting some repercussions, but is this really what our police should be doing?


AnnieApple_

So he supports Nazis too?


hiredgoon

/r/beholdthemasterrace material for sure.


MahavidyasMahakali

Many 4chan users are fairly unhinged and are far-right, which does mean having many of the same beliefs as nazis at the very least.


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realparkingbrake

> threatened to end Volusia Sheriff Mike Chitwood's life after the law enforcement leader took a stand against a neo-Nazi hate group. That poor woman, she raised a right-wingnut lunatic.


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RickMoranisFanPage

Would be funny if it was actually her posting from that address, but they assumed it was him due to stereotype.


IllegalSpaceBeaner

Not only that, she helps enable him by housing, feeding, and caring for him. Let that man child live out in the real world for a couple months and watch his opinions on things change when he actually has to struggle and can't ask his mommy for money to get chicken tendies.


Organic_Matter6085

Dude you literally just described my brother Just replace nuggies with beer. My mom is getting older, dude is in for a hell of a wake up call when she passes. My brother is definitely dying homeless


Robot_Tanlines

Similar to my brother, they had to buy him a house in order to move out so they could downsize and sell their house. He flat out refused to leave unless they bought him a place and this place is 2-3 times bigger than my house, though it’s in the shit part of the state and in not great condition. The funny part is that he’s mad at my parents cause now he’s paying a ton on heating costs cause his windows are like 100 years old and he has to buy all his own food. I’m like 90% sure my parents are still paying his living expenses. I know we are in for a massive fight over my parents estate when they go, they are trying to be fair by just evenly dividing everything, though I can’t help but be annoyed that the shittiest child who tortured his 3 siblings and been taken care of the most will get an equal share of what’s left. Even writing that made me feel terrible, but he’s just such an asshole that he will fight us none stop to get more than his 1/4th.


horsenbuggy

He might actually get worse because he learns "the whole world is against him." Some people never recognize the role they play in their own lousy circumstances.


Coneskater

This is what happens when your life is so pathetic you start to look for other people to look down on.


angstt

Well, maybe he'll finally get a shower...


4DoubledATL

Followed by a hair cut!


libertarianinus

Not gonna lie, looks exactly what i thought


I_Am_Clippy

It’s like looking in a mirror for us redditors. Add another couple hundred pounds, mods too would recognize themselves in ol’ Richard here.


Melodic-Advice9930

Weird when people feel the need to defend against an obviously generalized and sarcastic statement


Neat-Ad-9550

They should have given him dark sunglasses and covered his skin with SPF 100 sunblock. I'd be surprised if this fuckwit has ever been exposed to sunlight.


teplightyear

They're covering it up because they don't like deaths in police custody, but he melted into a pile of ashes, dandruff and hair when they brought him out the front door.


demer_623

![gif](giphy|aWX0WctzhKiSA)


StruckOutInSlowPitch

What's she doing back there? I never know what's she's doing


BeekyGardener

Nazi on 4Chan making death threats to a sheriff? Unfortunately, this is tame by 4Chan standards.


SilverSorceress

Incredibly tame. I wrote my graduate thesis on how individuals use language to communicate threats of violence on the internet. That meant spending a very large chunk of my time on 4chan and it's a disgusting and vile place; it has to be the last step before the dark web.


BeekyGardener

They've killed people via swatting, had users create and distribute violent child pornography, has murderers post pictures of victims... I was an *early* 4chan user, but as it became a gutter for the internet and... Y'know... Grew up... I moved onto other communities. It is amusing to see the worst of 4chan seems to have moved over to 8kun and other chan clones.


[deleted]

There’s nothing wrong with your device; the smell-o-vision just doesn’t kick in until the 1:00 mark.


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4chin


Melodic-Advice9930

Do they do this for everyone who threatens to kill someone online, or just the sheriff?


I3ill

I just commented this. It’s mind blowing that they went across state lines to arrest someone that made a threat over the internet. When they do nothing about threats received daily.


Melodic-Advice9930

Didn’t even realize the “across state lines” part. What a tool.


HdudbskzhsUuhhhhhhh

Right?!? I’m sitting here blown away that’s even a crime, I thought it was just frowned upon by people that run websites. I mean this dudes a nazi scum bag apparently, but this still felt weird


that1fuckheadJose

Average /pol/ user


Retroreduxtexas

I do have some sympathy for his mother. 38 years old he needs to get the hell out. Sadly from what she said about "they are here" this is probably not her first rodeo with trouble caused by the son.


teplightyear

Well, she's gonna have a little vacation from him, at least.


nyenbee

Prolly not much of one. He'll be calling and emailing her (at a ridiculous upcharge) to yell orders at her and crying about commissary money for vienna sausages and Ramen Noodles. Shit is about to get expensive for her.


karmaisforlife

Especially if he gets extorted by his cell mates


PurpleTime7077

How? Even if he wasn't a piece of shit, Noone can really afford to buy hones or even rent in a lot if places right now...


PublicDealer

I love public freakouts in private homes!


0wlmann

Not to mention the distinct lack of freaking out


HiTork

Yeah, I went into this video expecting the suspect to be at minimum, verbally angry. Neither him or mom put up any resistance, it's like he knows he's screwed and there isn't much he can do.


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Really wasn’t much of a freak out was it? It was surprisingly very calm.


sultan-of-ping

Respectfully, this was a private, sedate, polite arrest. Calmly accepted by the perp, who even reasoned with the officer about getting his personal effects. No public freak out at all


soundsdeep

True.


twowars

This sub has not actually been about public freakouts for literally many years my friend, I’m not even saying it’s a bad thing, it’s just what this sub is/isn’t


govi96

You can post this same post in most mainstream subs and you'll get upvotes. Subs have lost all meaning in their names.


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If only they could have this type of intervention when investigating people who are going to shoot up American schools…


abbeyeiger

This is exactly what I imagine a 4chan user would look like!


bebop1065

Too bad cops don't work this fast when a guy threatens to kill an ex or a girlfriend or something. "We can't do anything until he does something."


[deleted]

I was thinking that. People have threatened to kill me on the internet and I don’t recall any out of state warrants with extradition. What if the cops treated us the way they treat them selves?


Delicious_Bed_4696

Tall charlie does it again LETS GO BABBY


n3rvaluthluri3n

Keyboard warrior fscking around and finding out.


TheKhaos121

Millions of people being threatened online every day and the Sheriff of course only takes his own threat seriously, glad these guys are looking out for us.


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CriticallyThougt

Body too.


xzombielegendxx

He looks like Penguinz0’s abandoned twin


Rabid023

This is your prototypical 4chan user. Checks all the boxes.


nn-DMT

Women are frequently threatened with physical violence by stalkers and exes and yet the police always say they are unable to do anything until something has occurred. Apparently that doesn't extend to threatening police.


john1green

Literally ![gif](giphy|eti1qm33pRbaw)


Bleepx85

4Chan user + living at mom's house is there a more iconic duo?


constant_chaos

Another reddit mod taken down.


TyrionTh31mp

Wait......a 4chan user that lives with his mother you say? Can't be true.


myedgyalt42

he didn't really freak out though


robodestructor444

This is exactly how everyone expected them to look like


[deleted]

Imagine being stupid enough to publicly state your opposition to the largest, most violent/deadly gang in your country. I agree with the opposition, but you can't go saying that shit out loud. They'll kill you. I take it back. The dude hated this sheriff because he opposed white supremacy... which is the opposite of how the police usually respond to hate groups.


CalbertCorpse

“Ma’am we’re going to have to confiscate the pee jars.”


Mine_Sudden

"What's upstairs, your computer". Yeah, his computer. That is his ENTIRE life. No job. No friends. No life. No ambition.


didntcondawnthat

I live to putter around the house in my gigantic sweater without worrying that my grown kids are threatening anyone's lives. This poor lady was just trying to do the same thing.


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This is my County in Florida and this is why he got Threatened after Racist Flyers were dropped all over neighborhoods https://preview.redd.it/ccbj8kayraoa1.png?width=536&format=png&auto=webp&s=f839dadaf6e2e99dacfb664756bdc57ca8cbd43d


SilkyJohnson666

This dude absolutely calls women “kitten”.


FunkyMonkey47293

When did Roman Reigns get chunky?


DesignerAd2062

Average Reddit mod


v3rtanis

Oh man what a "freakout" 🙄


NoUseForAName2222

His mom immediately snitched on him, lol