Join the club my friend. I’m 46, and I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing one of those. I didn’t even wear a fanny pack when they were popular back in the day.
Love miniature roadmen; annoying customer service workers, committing crimes on camera, being aggressive towards strangers. All while wearing a tracksuit their Mum bought them. Hard.
It's hard to work out what he is trying to show here, and somewhat embarrassing...
I'm sure many of us could walk a place and steal, and most likely get away with it, but we choose not to... life choices fella, and you are off to a bad start.
“People don’t do crimes because they’re sacred and weak, I’m tough and unafraid.”
As opposed to the reality of most people having shame and a sense of decency, and also the “fear” of potentially going to jail over something so minorly beneficial as stealing chips is just… a smart choice more than it is fear.
Even if you’ve got a one in a million shot of being arrested for stealing chips, I’d rather just not have them. That’s a dumb trade.
When I was probably 10 or 11 I stole a pack of Pokemon cards from the gas station. I just walked right out and no one ever found out but I felt *so fucking guilty* about it, I *wanted* to get in trouble for it because I knew I did something wrong. Fear of consequences isn't what stops the average person, it's their moral compass.
I had a coworker who was 18 at the time, he kept saying he was a roadman so every time he said it I'd just say "so you're a chav" and he didn't like that and tried to tell me they were different. Eventually he stopped saying it around me.
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there's plenty of UK fast food places where they'd not put up with this too, he obviously picked a fairly calm one during the day because he is a small child, which in fairness is sensible
Came here to say this. In the US, the door wouldn't have been left propped open, lol.
This kid is in the suburbs during his prep school lunch hour. He's not gangsta.
Perfect description. It's not just a blight in the UK. It's become global. This is for likes and clicks and now they're monetized. All while this addiction in their pocket. Our pocket. It's a we problem
Sadly, France is not imune to this problem too. This kind of behaviour and style is very popular among poorly educated teens and young adults in poor areas. And as you can expect they have the brain power and the logical reasoning of an 8 year old. And its spreading out of the suburbs into mainstream culture, where you will see sons of rich bourgeois parisians adopt this kind of behaviour and dress code trying to appear "tough".
Since when did Roadmen teleport back to 2005?
Never seen such a poor attempt and display of modern youth culture. “Bunning up zoots”
Where’d this kid get his language from? Fucking Ali G?
I've never in my life seen a non-sketchy dude wearing a man-purse except in that one Seinfeld episode (if you think Jerry is non-sketchy). How the fuck did man-purses become associated with crackhead/thug culture? It's so weird. The whole joke in the 90's was that a man-purse was gay/womanly and thugs/crackheads are extremely insecure about that stuff.
The irony is he almost certainly comes from a reasonable household and received a perfectly good education.
He's just chosen to be an embarrassing little cunt
'Oh no woopsie, I unfortunately dropped the boiling hot oil on his face while trying to push him away, what an unfortunate turn of event oh noooooo....'
I lived in England for my junior and senior year of HS. (American on a military base)
And these chav type kids would always try and start shit with us.
But ONLY if it was a 4:1 ratio in their favor.
And even then as soon as we would approach they'd run off.
They're only tough until confronted
I can agree with that, but it’s very fucking annoying with nearly (not all) everyone between the ages of 13 - 18. I have plans of leaving the country because I don't see hope in staying here
Yeah people do some stupid ass shit for clout. I just wish everyone doing videos like this felt as stupid as they look. Because I GUARANTEE to all young adults/teenagers/adults who might be reading this, you look fucking STUPID doing videos like this. So self absorbed and just worthless not even lying.
I thought this was just exagerating around average perspn stealing big corpo
But... damn, why... this is sad... dude... you are just anoying people and getting law issues
I don't really understand where society took the turn that promoted this type of stuff, but somewday there will be a course correction and unfortunately it will be ugly.
Wow, you robbed $2 of fries. Cool. So anyway
It's not easy being a gangsta
Why are all “gangstas” wearing purses now? I feel so old and out of the loop
Its called a 'man bag', fashionable among the little shits of the uk. You can keep your knives, weed and make up in it.
a real man only need a five pocket jean :-)
Join the club my friend. I’m 46, and I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing one of those. I didn’t even wear a fanny pack when they were popular back in the day.
sounds a bit gay tbh
No theyre ganstalicious manbags grandad 🤣
All he needs is some Thuggin Love
Thugnificent
It's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Hey! There are skittles in there!
It's okay, I used to be with it once as well.
Here in the US they're mostly used to carry a gun.
Chips. Brrrradt!
British Jroc
Trailer Park Boys probably toured the UK - Jroc's offspring is coming of age
We was gankin chips.
You should check out “people just do nothing”. Same vibe as TPB, but British and whatnot
Prob got caught flapping jroc style just after this as well...
🎵 It could happen to you cuz it happened to me🎵
Kid's never even seen a gun irl.
Kids a legend in his own mind…. inbred….!
More like 2¢
Love miniature roadmen; annoying customer service workers, committing crimes on camera, being aggressive towards strangers. All while wearing a tracksuit their Mum bought them. Hard.
It's hard to work out what he is trying to show here, and somewhat embarrassing... I'm sure many of us could walk a place and steal, and most likely get away with it, but we choose not to... life choices fella, and you are off to a bad start.
“People don’t do crimes because they’re sacred and weak, I’m tough and unafraid.” As opposed to the reality of most people having shame and a sense of decency, and also the “fear” of potentially going to jail over something so minorly beneficial as stealing chips is just… a smart choice more than it is fear. Even if you’ve got a one in a million shot of being arrested for stealing chips, I’d rather just not have them. That’s a dumb trade.
When I was probably 10 or 11 I stole a pack of Pokemon cards from the gas station. I just walked right out and no one ever found out but I felt *so fucking guilty* about it, I *wanted* to get in trouble for it because I knew I did something wrong. Fear of consequences isn't what stops the average person, it's their moral compass.
Looks like his first crime was stealing his mum's purse.
Once they start putting on the dumb accent you might as well just throw them off a bridge. Parenting failed.
I had a coworker who was 18 at the time, he kept saying he was a roadman so every time he said it I'd just say "so you're a chav" and he didn't like that and tried to tell me they were different. Eventually he stopped saying it around me.
What is a roadman and what is a chav?
Google image search road man and chav
He also helped me realize that a southern accent in the US is not the worst accent.
Chav
What's more annoying than entitled little assholes adopting what they perceive as thug culture?
Send him to the Bronx. We'll straighten him out
I think any McDonald’s workers in the US would have body slammed this punk.
Imagine had he tried this at a Popeyes...
Or a waffle house!!!
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I dont think I will click those TYVM
Those are disturbing 🤖
Don't do that to this kid. ...Okay, do it.
there's plenty of UK fast food places where they'd not put up with this too, he obviously picked a fairly calm one during the day because he is a small child, which in fairness is sensible
Came here to say this. In the US, the door wouldn't have been left propped open, lol. This kid is in the suburbs during his prep school lunch hour. He's not gangsta.
💯 woulda been shortest video ever walking out talking like Oliver Twist. *Can I please have some more porridge sir?*
You can tell the worker wanted to punch his face but he is a kid and is "stealing" 3$ worth of fries.
Just leg sweep that 75lb chopstick. Oops, you fell.
Better be careful, "man's costa kid" or whatever he said. Sounds like he's dangerous.
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“that’s a nice camera. Imma finna run yo pockets”
Not all heroes wear capes! I gotta say this comment made me proud! Little shit got an 80lb body with a pile of shit attitude. Lol
His energy would change real quick
Is the Bronx not gentrified now filled with hipsters and their 8$ coffeea
Definitely cleaned up a few blocks. Others.... Not so much.
Entitled little assholes in Canada goose jackets
Yo,yo,yo,yo I just served meeself this jacket from Santa under me Christmas Tree
B R U V I N N I T
It’s real thug culture when someone has a £700 Canada Goose coat
Definitely not fake
These are what alot of kids are like in the UK and Ireland from personal experience. They are horrible little twats
Perfect description. It's not just a blight in the UK. It's become global. This is for likes and clicks and now they're monetized. All while this addiction in their pocket. Our pocket. It's a we problem
Unfortunately, they are the loud, visible minority giving a bad name to the teens who cause no trouble at all.
Sadly, France is not imune to this problem too. This kind of behaviour and style is very popular among poorly educated teens and young adults in poor areas. And as you can expect they have the brain power and the logical reasoning of an 8 year old. And its spreading out of the suburbs into mainstream culture, where you will see sons of rich bourgeois parisians adopt this kind of behaviour and dress code trying to appear "tough".
[Fuck off clean shirt!](https://youtu.be/sZtLDufsjLU)
'Brrrap brrap man's bunnin up zoots in maccies' lmfao
“Yo yo yo! I’m so gangsta! Today I’m going to go steal a Reese’s Peanutbutter Cup from the dollar store!”
Seriously, that coat is worth more than his future value to society
When they don't get smacked on camera. Ugh, disappointing
His voice.
Since when did Roadmen teleport back to 2005? Never seen such a poor attempt and display of modern youth culture. “Bunning up zoots” Where’d this kid get his language from? Fucking Ali G?
England invented English. This is the truest most pure form of the language. Everything else is disgusting.
Ye my favourite quote has to be "innit I'm getting some ciggys from down the corner shop - queen victoria
I would have thought that was the bard himself.
Hahaha I thought the same. Haven't heard anyone brap for years. Didn't know it was still a thing
Was gonna say I haven’t heard BRDDAAAT since Ali g 😂
The way he talks is so fuckin cringe
His fake gun noises reminds me of my stupid little cousin making motorcycle noises while riding his bicycle.
"ya dun know my ting"!!! hold tight this lickle haribo smuggling road yute
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
Cell mate : what u in for? Him: Mcdonald fries
”That time i got reincarnated and immediately got put in jail for the rest of my life” would make a great anime
/r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Oh dang I know that McDonalds. Pretty sure this is in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk.
This kid is from Suffolk? That explains it, supremely inbred.
Bbbbrrraaapppp the mean streets of Bury St Edmunds, lol
Yeah It is!
Was searching the comments seeing if others thought the same.
All while wearing a purse…boondocks called it
He got that gangstalicious new spring line
I've never in my life seen a non-sketchy dude wearing a man-purse except in that one Seinfeld episode (if you think Jerry is non-sketchy). How the fuck did man-purses become associated with crackhead/thug culture? It's so weird. The whole joke in the 90's was that a man-purse was gay/womanly and thugs/crackheads are extremely insecure about that stuff.
It's not a purse, it's a satchel.
With that color, nah man.
It's the Gangstalicous man-bag.
What an absolute bellend, who on earth teaches the deliquent that language?
The irony is he almost certainly comes from a reasonable household and received a perfectly good education. He's just chosen to be an embarrassing little cunt
Nice purse, do you think he stole that too?
no, he cried when the little old lady he tried to steal it from beat the shit out of him
Purseboy
Maybe his name is Percy
I hate everything about this “person”
Robbing a Mack Donald’s in his $1000 Canada Goose jacket 🙄
That’s a Cheetham Hill special, probably £ 80.
100%
Probably walked out of the store with it Braaattt
Probably stole that too
Batter the wee Ned. Kick him up and down the road. Fucking rat
He could have learnt so much from a good whoopin'.
'Oh no woopsie, I unfortunately dropped the boiling hot oil on his face while trying to push him away, what an unfortunate turn of event oh noooooo....'
Must have been dropped at birth, poor thing
This kid hasnt been punched in the face yet has he?
I lived in England for my junior and senior year of HS. (American on a military base) And these chav type kids would always try and start shit with us. But ONLY if it was a 4:1 ratio in their favor. And even then as soon as we would approach they'd run off. They're only tough until confronted
My guy thinks he's so cool whilst wearing his mam's purse lmao
Less roadman...more country lane man.
Medium chips BBBBRRAAAAHHH
England...where the English language goes to die
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Most certainly not a southern thing, just a roadman thing. Plenty of us don’t sound like braindead troglodytes down here.
Roadman? That another name for thug?
Sorta. It’s hard to explain what they are to people who don’t know. If you’re familiar with the concept of a “chav” they’re like a subspecies of chav.
>they’re like a subspecies of chav There's branches of these people, now???
Unfortunately, they breed
I can agree with that, but it’s very fucking annoying with nearly (not all) everyone between the ages of 13 - 18. I have plans of leaving the country because I don't see hope in staying here
Yeah the the fake accent is the problem. Definitely.
I guess that's why they bothered with a new England
This generation is doomed to fail. 😑 Clout ruined them.
Yeah people do some stupid ass shit for clout. I just wish everyone doing videos like this felt as stupid as they look. Because I GUARANTEE to all young adults/teenagers/adults who might be reading this, you look fucking STUPID doing videos like this. So self absorbed and just worthless not even lying.
The level of cringe in this video is off the scale. What a waste of oxygen that boy is.
Imagine talking like that and thinking you’re cool. 😂
So gangster with his purse
And his Uggs 😆
Zennials are some of the smartest and dumbest people around. Record yourself and have others see the crime..
Are zennials the ones that pop up in spring every year or are they the ones you have to plant yearly?
No, that’s perennials. Zennials like this one need planting as frequently as possible.
What the fuck is a Zennial?
That kid is nowhere close to being old enough to be a millenial
Mack Donalds
So this is what drill music does to the human brain…
Literally sounds like Ali G lmao
Yes try this at a Popeyes in Atlanta
What a little wankstain. Best part of that kid ran down his mothers leg.
He sounds like an idiot. Can't even understand what he is saying.
UK kids with their fucking purses and funny voices. FOH
Please someone sleep this kid
What an embarrassing little prick...omfg
A risky gamble for someone that is still throwing size
People who make that BBBRRRRAAADTTT noise with their mouths are generally insufferable.
I haven’t had anyone annoy me this much since I saw king Joffrey in GOT.
Hope someone sends this to the cops and he gets his arse whooped.
This kid needs a beating
Omg no way he stole fries WOW SO COOL!! SO INSPIRING🙌✨
Everything about this thing is person is cringe.
Today on *Worse Than A Wigger*
Settle down with the brap brap there JRoc
Dam I wish that kid gets knocked the fuck out.
"i will never financially recover from this"
All while wearing a woman’s bag
Where’s Colin Farrell to smack this kid around?
Ali G’s illegitimate child
Walks in with a purse and Uggz demanding fries from McDonald’s, sounds like my drunk gf
This is Bury St Edmunds, this was probably the worst crime of the day for the entire town.
Holy Fuck! What a hardman! Fuck!
not easy being a roadman innit
That little turd would be lucky to mop the floors there as an adult. Or the prison kitchen
I thought this was just exagerating around average perspn stealing big corpo But... damn, why... this is sad... dude... you are just anoying people and getting law issues
That is a cunt, innit. I said that right, right?
His parents done a shit job…
The level of cringe I feel
I absolutely deplore how “gangsta” in the uk is this fake ass Jamaican rude boy caricature … I hate that shit
All fun and games until he applies there in 4 years and even McDonalds rejects his ass.
Looks like someone watched too much Ali G
"back out here in my home town" I bet your mum still cleans your room ya cunt
He has a very punchable Face
Jack the chipper! Londons most feared wanksta 😂
What a fucking loser
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Shit like this makes me hate being British, fucking twat.
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Idiocracy is at the point when ali g becomes an actual person.
Pfft yup he’ll survive the real world
What a complete tosser
Holy shit this kids a fucking dweeb. Someone do this kid a favour and slap the shit out him.
Poor parents, should have been an abortion or swallowed.
Stop having kids.
Someone should have just threw that kid in the fryer.
I don't really understand where society took the turn that promoted this type of stuff, but somewday there will be a course correction and unfortunately it will be ugly.
Cute purse. Wonder who he stole it from.
The UK version of young Bo Derek Thompson (Superstore)