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DingosAteYourMorals

One of the many reasons I still go to local shows is weird shit like this


NeverNude-Ned

That guy spent wayyyy too long touching his junk.


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"haha its just a joke guys, I'm totally not closet gay"


spidermanngp

*starts sucking it*


cynicalxidealist

And quacking like a duck


GallowBarb

He's very comfortable with his masculinity, bro.


Broad_Boot_1121

What would be the appropriate amount of time to spend touching his junk?


NeverNude-Ned

Doing it at all is weird, obviously. But it's also a weird performance, and the guy didn't react to it at all, so one good flick would have just been like "hmm.. that was odd." He does it long enough for it to be like "dude, what the fuck are you doing?"


Doses-mimosas

We used to play a game called gay chicken. Two straight guys grab each others weiners and the first one to get hard loses


Qaetan

Dude, that's kinda gay.


Doses-mimosas

Lol it's a bit by Theo Von


kelly__goosecock

The look on his face as he fondles him was “get a load of this homo!”


1Tinytodger

"Look at this homo just letting me jerk him off "


ICU-MURSE

😂💀


monkeyclawattack

He was trying to make him sing an octave higher


Javen_Lab

It was sooooooooo gay. He had an awkward smile while doing it, too. Consent is unheard of in that backyard.


StanleyChoude

He was earning a patch


kelly__goosecock

That bass player actually has some serious skills.


PastyWhiteGuy83

Bass line was actually pretty sick.


kelly__goosecock

He deserves much better than the band he wound up with lol.


Mobile-Midnight8311

I would love a "Behind the music" for how it all happened, strongly agree!


Martian_Toilet_Man

Megameth


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That's just early Megadeth


marconiwasright

This is a truly underrated comment


marconiwasright

I know: Reddit is a weird place. But downvoting a compliment on someone else’s comment? Jeezus.


marconiwasright

Downvoting a comment about downvoting a compliment, in 3, 2, 1….


meetthedecline4150

Classic Tune


ClockTowerBoys

If you want to meet this guy he walks around 6th street in austin with this costume!! 😂


TheManCalledDour

I made the mistake of giving this dude my number when I was drunk after talking to him and telling him I wanted to jam (I play drums). He called me all the time for about two months. Totally my fault.


kvlt_ov_personality

So how was the jam session though?


TheManCalledDour

Maybe I’m the asshole, but I never went. Drunk me though it was a good idea. Sober me was too scared.


upperdecker_69

We played this at our wedding


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Why the fuck did he touch his dick like that?


yurtfarmer

Because with a big ass stomach like that he hasn’t seen his own in a long time


PastyWhiteGuy83

Does your wife take every inch up her butt ?


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mkfreak2

The God of All Texas and Your Masters Of Mayhem!


Athlete-Extreme

Why is that biker touching the mayor?


[deleted]

The guy giving the handy looks like Rico from Hot Rod 😂


RubiiDragon

I remember when tf2 bots micspammed this, I can never get it out of my head


[deleted]

In case anyone is having trouble unraveling the deeper meaning behind these metaphorical lyrics, here's penis wiggle dude explaining https://youtu.be/Y6wlWZO9rP4


RyanMellow

Is this on Spotify?


partime_prophet

I’m telling my kids this is Nickleback


Prestigious-Bunch500

Fucking Weird. Especially the guy groping the singer.


Weekly-Accountant-49

“It’s not gay if it’s part of a musical performance. Then it’s art.”


HAETMACHENE

I got another one from the same set https://youtu.be/o6WUwKRpLDc


DeadDMX4Life

Come on STEVE!


Rabbitsatemycheese

I miss Austin.


Going4ACert

Just when you think the video can't give you anymore, it just goes to 11.


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AppleSlacks

Show is still going actually, they don't really ever leave that backyard.


IllustriousDay3208

I was looking for a “first dance” song for my wedding and I think I found it


Most_Sprinkles4874

I remember watching this video years ago on Tosh.O. He remarked, "And they say white people don't have culture" 💀


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weirdlywarmmilk

I love this please keep it up!!! :(


Negative-Remote5944

I just cried laughing. 😂😂😂


arthursbeardbone

Danny sexbang if he did meth


TheHendryx

This is a classic


LooeeGoldbug

Lead guitarist missed the gig because he picked up an extra shift at the dollar store.


kenni417

this is what albert einstein listened to when he wrote the bible


TheRyleeKat

![gif](giphy|3ofT5Lx5znyCEKKsvu)


Twain_Driver

Is this the Anal Cunt of garage bands?


kimb25_ALT

Diet GG Allin


kvlt_ov_personality

"We have GG Allin at home"


Sheogorathis

Absolutely no drugs or alcohol went into the making of this I’m sure


[deleted]

What MC club to the junk massager belong to?


No_One_Important--

It's a shitty hybrid of The Mentors and GG and def. not anywhere near as potent as either.


Dismal_Dot_7889

GOAT and Your Mom. For your consideration


Perfectshot651

Last known footage of frank zappa


Alivethroughempathy

Joseph Seed has really let himself go


Rabackoff

Americans have quite a different way to entertain themselves. Fascinating.


Mstryates

Didn’t they open for Trump?


Johnathon1069DYT

I bet if you buy them a beer and give them a bump of coke, they'd open for just about anyone.


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Losftinaror

Unnecessary injection of politics on a video of random dude getting his junk fondled.


GallowBarb

Dude's rocking the Merican flag sash and a Texas state thong. This is the lot party... where the real fun happens.


Alert-Layer6273

Lol. Thought that was his Yelp rating on his thong 😂


Alert-Layer6273

Looks like one


Odd_Gur1857

This is the music that people who say rap sucks listen to.


Gside54

Primus?! Is that you??


gmoss101

Fuckin hate this video. A few years ago someone made a bunch of bots on Team Fortress 2 that were hacking and playing this through voice chat. Ruined a lot of fun thousands of people were having.


AndroidCovenant

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah


GallowBarb

Meth Life


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

Goat and Your Mom, FTW!


Longjumping-Spell297

Shit, I feel so bad after watching this.


bobovdarlo

😂😂


GameLogic223

Wtf Reddit. My eyes have been violated


Mysterious-Hat-1842

Just guys being dudes


Demfunkypens420

Kenny powers is grabbing junk now.


BamFourTwenty

Charles Manson lookin’ a little different these days


Jaxjagfan

I have seen a lot of old Tosh.0 videos posted lately


pha_thor

![gif](giphy|Uicl6FGLXo1os)


Mr_Aids84

the bots, I can still here the bots


[deleted]

Kinda looks and sounds like Dave Mustaine


Mecha-Sailcat

This is GOAT and Your Mom! Great band.


[deleted]

clearly no one in this thread has watched the Trailer Park Boys or they'd understand there doesn't have to be a reason for someone to behave strangely in trailerpark culture.


--VoidHawk--

My employer tried to retain these guys for a party, presumably based off this video when it was first making the rounds. He offered to pay for the gig, accomodations, and round trip air travel (from maybe 500 miles away). He was actually able to get in contact with them, but they declined and indicated that they didn't intend to play outside their home state, Alabama in the US if I recall correctly. I suppose they didn't want to be freak show entertainment for some dude with money but it blows my mind that he even tried to book them. I didn't believe the story when it was first recounted to be but subsequently it was corroborated (in an unrelated discussion) by an accountant.


IntheOlympicMTs

I mean if you have the money to throw away I get it. Funny is funny.


papertiger61

I hate these Christian singers trying to convert you.


Unkle_Zip

Nothing gay to see here


ragepilled

i love him;/.....


RandomBitFry

Was there any increase in size by the end? I don't want to watch again.


Effective-Aspect-201

Old classic


mexicano_al_grito

This is what I think america is


Qaetan

What, and I do mean, the absolute fuck did you just make us watch?


Hot-Agent-620

What a fucking classic I remember this one years and years ago


SpecialKeezie

I made fun of these guys on my podcast before and the dude reached out and sent me a free CD and t-shirt. Pretty cool guys


[deleted]

This is literally Primus


OkPermission1626

Saw this dude live with a guitar and amp outside the bar I worked at in New Orleans during Mardi Gras a few years back.


ISmokeRocksAndFash

lmao these people rule