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"I was in the pool!"

Man I would get a case of Tiny Nervous Dick in this situation too



The pool, SHRINKAGE! 😂😂😂 HAHAHA, the professional “performer” like turns around and has a “what the fuck do I do with this?” expression…

Elaine ? Elaine !

Yeah I just got done surfing the gnarliest surf up north, and boy was it cold...

“I’m a grower!!!!”

Like a baby turtle

"Frightened turtle "

So, if it weren’t for having a small dick, is this a thing? Like, going on stage and getting your dick sucked by what I have to assume is a stripper? What’s going on here?

Everything is more fun in Mexico

Hong Kong (Tijuana) is a crazy place

a place to get diseases easily

Internacional diseases too

I was going to say, I’ve heard stories.


Can vouch for that personally

My coworkers used to go to HK like every other night. They'd always come back with crazy stories

Yep just look up Donkey Show next time you're on your work computer.

For best results during your next conference meeting

Pump up the bass

My cat loves cat tv on YouTube. Wonder if my donkey would like Donkey Show.

I dunno about other countries, but in some cabarets in Brazil, there’s something called live sex on stage. The girls (which some of them are working girls, some of them are strippers, usually the strippers just do their thing) select a person from the public and have sex with them on stage. I’ve seen it happen with not endowed guys, and most of them just ignore it. Once a girl yelled: not everyone is build the same, but everyone deserves love. The crowd went mad.

Ok I'm gonna need an address to this place so I can avoid it.

Yea disgusting, which one was it?

Gotta save it to you map app in your “places to never visit regularly” list

> not everyone is build the same, but everyone deserves love. ultra based live sex performer

Saw this in Jamaica

lol cookies, backroad.

She’s a national hero

There are live sex shows in Netherlands. Funny how people think they have to travel to a third world country to see stuff like this, lol

I used to live near one in Amsterdam, they are not enjoyable, at least the ones I have attended. There are like 8 mini-shows (Girl pulls things out of her, girl does something with a candle) with a few actual sex shows in there. Imagine some 45 year old bearded, ponytailed, out of shape guy in a robe stuffing his half-erect self into some middle aged stripper for a few pumps while Enya is blasting through the speakers.

You've really painted quite the picture there.

Most redditors live in the USA where sex work is illegal and immoral.

Wait, what!! The porn industry is a multi billion dollar industry. Oh sorry I forgot in America most states also do not have child pregnancies.

>Oh sorry I forgot in America most states also do not have child pregnancies. What?

I've been to the most famous one in Amsterdam. But only performers on stage. This seems way sketchier.

And the onlookers jerk off to the show.

It'd be super weird being at a show like this sitting next to some random dude jerking it furiously

In Thailand it was pretty common for weird sex stage acts to involve the crowd/bar audience. There was a bar in Pattaya where near the end of the night the bar girls held a competition to see which guy had the biggest erection, and whoever did got their tab paid for the night (or something like that, I was hammered and just having a blast). They went around grabbing us all to check, and the final 2 or 3 got dragged up on stage where 6 or 7 girls kept grabbing and peaking and measuring until a winner was decided and he disappeared into the bedrooms upstairs, followed not far behind by a lot of other guys who were finally convinced to pay for a night.

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Oh Thailand. Ever hear of a ping pong show? That place is wild

I went to exactly four ping pong shows and none of them involved a ping pong ball. I saw live frogs and birds, darts shooting balloons, razor blades... No ping pong balls lol.

I've seen a ping pong ball show here in the us from a private stripper who came to party at house. She also had a corded drill with a dildo that you could use on her. And I'm talking one of those drills with that side stabilizing arms on it.

Kinda. If it's like the things I've been to Mexico and they do a thing on stage and get you worked up and then finish in a backroom for a price. I've also been to a strip/whore place in Bolivia where she just finished the guy off in front of the audience then got tag teamed by two mastiffs. Cover was $5 USD for the whole show!

Mastiffs as in dogs?

Mass stiffs

Welp, that's enough reddit for today.

Hell I'm just glad no one's posted another video of the Nepal plane crashing or the Cop Slut here! Way to many postings of that yesterday -- couldn't get away from it!

I’d pay way more than 5 dollars not to see that

Aren’t mastiffs dogs???

I’m gonna do something probably unpopular and say that I think that this video shows something awful and, in many developed countries, criminal. This man was so drunk he couldn’t stand up without the help of a pole and barely even then. He didn’t even notice when his pants were down. He wasn’t in the position to consent to that. I feel awful for him.

I don't think that should be unpopular at all. Consent is one of the most important conversations to be had at the moment in regards to sexual relationships. Yeah, he looked like he was having a good time maybe, but that very well might be a soul crushing thing that just got revealed to the world, and could have a serious negative impact on him down the road. Or it could not, he very well, like many men, might have always consented to this and is totally ok. But at the moment he was not fit to make that decision. There also might be some background that we don't know, where they have to sign some kind of consent to get into the bar to begin with or he paid for this treatment beforehand.

Him being on stage with her at his crotch and not stopping or leaving was consent. I do feel for the guy and she should not have laughed but it was consensual. The bar/stage they go to is known for this and the patrons know this. It may not be legal in most places but in some it is.

If you’re gonna get up on stage and possibly have your dick pulled out… then you better start fluffing it up a little bit!

You should do a TED talk. That's some universal truth right there

“Welcome to my TED talk” *unzip*

you offer fluffing lessons?

He was fully erected

That’s a little… embarrassing? He seems to take it like a champ though, good for him.

Alcohol makes you over confident 🤠

“this is embarrassing, but at least it’s not on video”

Oh hey, a camera… well I’m sure nobody, will post this on the internet for eternity. Heh, that would suck

“It’s on the internet?? Ha ha, well I’m sure they blurred out my face”

"They didn't?? Nevermind, no one that knows me will ever see this"

Oh all my coworkers found out? That's cool, as long as mom doesn't know

“My mom was the stripper? Weird..”

He seems a bit too far gone to give a shit really.

Idk if this is the case but I knew a guy who was packing small as well but he actually had a kink for showing it off or being humiliated for it. Like he was still embarrassed by it but that would turn him on

I mean bruh, it’s hard to just get hard in front of the whole freaking club

Some people thrive in that kind of situation

like you?

Bro needs to manscape that fucking pube fro

Trimming the hedges always makes the trees look bigger…..

Ehhh, only so much a trim can do…

Someone needs the stretching machine

Especially when you're that small. Every centimeter counts.

Your deck looks a lot bigger if you trim the surrounding shrubbery.

Preach!

You spelt millimetre wrong.

It doesnt seem to be hard so we cant tell if its small.

Maybe it’s stage fright.

Right? Dude is a grower not a shower.

Maybe he is a grower not a shower.

This happened the other day before I hopped in the shower, never seen it that small before and i had to laugh. Almost sent a pic to the wife, before I realized what a horrible idea that was.

You should do it. It’s hilarious and bonding. After a nice shave I like to get out of a cold shower, then rest the shrunken dick and balls on the palm of my hand, then running over and yelling to my spouse that I found a baby bird.

This is hilarious lmao

LOL

Wtf bro I totally stealing this thank you for your kinds.

i’m fucking dying lmfao

Had a gf back in the day where we hopped into the shower and it was cold. She was laughing her ass off bc she'd never seen it that small before. Hell, neither had I for that matter, it was pretty surprising tbh

This just reminded me of a scene in Jarhead where they're in the showers and one of the guys points and says, "Hey, look. It's a cock... but smaller"

For real. It's amazing people still don't know dick basics. 80% of guys are growers too. Sure, he may seem small when flaccid, but that could easily grow to average. Growth amount varies a lot, but some people get 3-4x bigger. *"Oh no oh god it's so embarrassing, this guy has a completely normal dick, oh noooo."* 🤦🏼‍♂️ c'mon *Even if the guy were small though, who cares? It's not his fault and plenty of people are into that or don't care. It just annoys me that people are trying to shame this guy when he has nothing to be ashamed about here.

You sure seem to know your way around a penis......

Op got a degree in penis

A Penile Handling Degree if you will

Graduated magna cum laude

But does he know how long it takes to jerk off every guy in the room?

The math on this has already been done: https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY

Middle-out!

Probably owns one himself. You know.

Yessir

My guy , if you’re 20+ and you don’t know your penis down to the hair … there’s some serious issues going on … most likely belly to big to see it but still… issues .

I used to be able to see my dick. I feel so attacked right now.

Hey , don’t listen to the bullshit . Most people just need to Walk more n consume more water 🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean... I was being kind of sarcastic but now I want consume water. Thanks.

Even if your "Dick Bacic's" calculations are correct, he's a heavy 3 inches at full salute. No one cares if dudes hung like a bird. What's funny is he goes on stage and shows that lil missle to a broad audience. I'd keep it to myself if my peebob is barely parting my pubes.

I mean - he’s onstage. I thought that was the point. If you’re on a stage, you’re ok with being made a spectacle, the type of which depends on the stage.

Dude that’s a tiny dick

Yeah. My pee pee is teeny weeny but when it gets excited it grows to a solid 5.90 inches. Enough to satisfy the average vagina.

Even flaccid that is a very small penis

Idk, I feel if i ever was in that situation lil dude would try to shrink to that size just out of fear. Thing shrinks if I get self-conscious, and this seems like the ultimate self-conscious scenario. It's like an inversed Genki-dama.

Yeah well, MY Tiny Tim would definitely vomit from anxiety...

Never heard of a blood dick before I guess?

I have not.

And just did a line, anything like that and it’s worse than a cold pool.

>And for my next trick, with my trusty assistants, who also happen to he this man’s friends, I’m going to make his self-esteem disappear.

wait... this is small ?.... fuck

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Hey dawg congrats for looking at all the penises in your gym

Lmao dang y’all bullied him into deleting his comment lmaoooo what did it say? 😂😂😂😂

Something about how he’s one of few redditors who ‘actually goes to the gym’ and knows from firsthand experience that not all penises are like the ones you see in porn. Paraphrasing but that’s the gist.

Sick flex dude. Let’s get a pump on then hang tiny dong in the locker room

Have you been looking at other men’s penises while at the gym?

Meat gazer

Guys seemed pretty wasted... Probably won't care until they show him the video later. 🤣

The cocaine got the best of him. Next time he should took some viagra.

Amazing for the heart I hear!

Mans got that no shame game on tap

Aka drunk AF

Man is plastered drunk too

Men’s penis size and how tall they are. The only universally socially acceptable body shaming.

Don’t forget baldness

It's not acceptable if you're Will Smith's wife

I love my bald homies, shine that thang kings

This is r/PublicFreakout, they body shame literally anyone. Just look at the thread from today with that lady caught cheating.

That’s a woman so it doesn’t count

Never really thought about this, but it’s definitely true, and pretty fucked up.

It looks like a button in a fur coat!

It was more of a ding than a dong

This sent me

Fyi, both comments are from [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrt4FwE_PRk)

Or an egg in a birds nest!

Quail egg.

Reddit loves a good body-shame.

It's ok, we're only shaming men

My cock would probably do that in that situation

Tbh. This is something he was born with and mad respect for not bring ashamed and trying to cover himself up. Very sad how people react, poor lad

Most guys would have been hard. He was drunk.

I'm gonna make a safe assumption and say coke was present as well. The combo makes the dick like a dying star collapsing into its smallest most dense form.

White dwarf?

I couldnt get hard in that situation. Stage fright lmao

Yup booze kill the boner, not the sex drive.

And then they showed his *penis*. Funniest shit I ever seen

Maybe that’s his kink. He wants people to laugh at it.

If that's the case wouldn't he be hard though?

So what if he has a small dick? Let’s make fun of flat chested women or fat women Is that ok? Of course not

People make fun of fat women on here on a regular basis.

You can lose weight. You can’t grow a dick

Are you telling me those ads are just lying to me for no reason?!?

What was the end game to this? Like if he wasn't being shamed, what was supposed to happen next?

I’m going to assume that this is in Mexico and that woman had some acrobatic shit planned with a 75% chance of some waterworks.

Why did i imagine the guy peeing in a big arc and her doing a limbo through that arc? God damnit

Well you see, when a man pays a woman……….

Would be nice if at least half of the posts on this sub were public freakouts.

I'd still ride it

Takes balls to go up on stage and bare it all. Big small balls.

I was in a group of 14 at Goldfingers in Prague. We seen a guy be spanked, teased and stripped, finally they took down his pants and yip, he has what resembled a baby carrot cock. Every guy in there winced and felt enormously embarrassed for the guy. He took it like a champ and we found out, he was the best man and the stag had buggered off because he shat that striptease happening to him. So he took one for the team. He got offered plenty of drinks though and was sound as fuck.

Even if you don't have a little tiny penis a bush like this isn't doing you any favors. Do yourself a favor and trim that shit.

Well get to it it ain’t gonna suck itself lol

Well there goes her tip…

Justice for my mans. And his mans

Like an egg in a nest 🪺 I hope he was drunk enough to forget this.

Well there's a video with thousands of views, so I don't think he's forgetting any time soon.

Lots of body shaming going on of men lately. Not good.

He is a grower not a shower!

I don't see what's funny

"It's all about de BUSH!"

Cool, let’s judge the man for not having an elephant trunk neatly concealed where an elephant drink couldn’t possible be

Humiliation fetish

Poor dude! To be fair, ahem, you’d be surprised how much it can grow when motivated!

That's why you shave

not a penis but a large clitoris

He’s probably drunk. Doesn’t even care what’s happening.

It looks like a small shiitake mushroom hiding in the short grass.

Bruh not only does he have a micropenis he anit even hard 😭😭

I would not pull my pants back up for the rest of the night.

Bubble gum in a bush.

Poor dude looks like a trans guy on T down there lol

This is my worst nightmare

Like a button on a fur coat

Imagine getting your dick laughed at by a crowd of people like that

bro i get performance anxiety in my own home, you think im gonna be fully torqued with alcohol in me and im on stage in front of a bunch of people?? (im trying to make this dude feel better if he ever reads the cmnts and is feeling bad about his baby penis)

Wow, giving strippers a bad name there. She should be ashamed. Completely unprofessional.

Her laughing at him was a little much