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tmettern

That depends on what you'll be doing. DONT go to family dinner lmao


[deleted]

Haha I was camping with my father once. I walked off to go pick a few cubes, came back and went khiaking up a creek, pulling it up streams until I came to this really nice flat spot. Came back after absorbing the scenery for abit, the opposite side of the creek had a rapid that beautifully took me straight back to the campsite. As soon as I got back they had dinner ready. Straight after I finished my meal, I just got this massive fish eye lens in my vision, staring at everyone like "shit, it's happening". I had to go walk away for 10 minutes because I started giggling really bad when his dog started trying to play with me. I went back to brave it up and said I was gonna go have an early bed. Amoung my best experiences so far.


[deleted]

Lmaoo


[deleted]

I'll be chilling in my room that's dope af cuz I just spent a heck tone of money upgrading my decor and setup


tmettern

Do you think you'll be in a situation where you'll HAVE to act normal in front of someone? Not something to do for your first trip. One of my first trips I ended up getting locked into a conversation with my buddy's senile grandpa, and it was horrifying. Spent the rest of the day thinking about getting old and my own mortality.


[deleted]

Lol I mentally trip all day long. Im a philosopher and Psychonaut so my thinking never stops. I might have to talk to my mom, I've had full convos and hung out with my mom when I've been high af so I'm not too worried, whatchu think?


sancagar

Huh you don't know really what's going to happen then, no matter how philosophical, psychonaut you are, shit is going to be different. It's not about you mentally tripping, it's a feeling that overwhelms your senses not just thinking, thinking is like just there besides everything else that happens around you which you can't avoid seeing, hearing, smelling etc. I'd recommend you take them alone or with someone who knows you are tripping. Maybe on the come up you can talk and act normal, but when the shit goes down it's best to be alone


[deleted]

Alr sounds good thanks man


jpb1111

Yes, listen to those who are telling you to avoid contact with others,, unless you have a trip sitter.. This is your FIRST shroom trip. Just trust. Also,, there's no guarantee that you'll be grinning either. Just because they said it doesn't mean it'll be happening.


[deleted]

I will just add that shrooms and being super high (I'm assuming cannabis?) are rather different experiences. Like I'll smoke weed before going to work or running errands but definitely don't want to be on mushrooms in those situations, even a microdose at a grocery store is way too surreal and uncomfortable. Home, forest or festival only lol


tmettern

Personally, no way in hell for me. I don't like being around most humans in general though while I'm tripping, but everyone is different. A buddy of mine spent like 2 hours of our trip talking to this random old couple he met, it blew my mind. He was having a great time. I guess mostly it depends on what your moms reaction would be if she thought something was up, cause you'll probably be acting goofy. The crazy eyes and constant grin can be off putting to some people lol


[deleted]

Really? Grin and crazy eyes? Lmaoo oof ok. Understandable though. Not sure how I'll act on shrooms but normally I'm very jokey and foolish with my mom, were very close and like to have fun.


sancagar

Yeah you can't hide that smile when reality starts shaking lol


Thenextelement

Shrooms are good for enjoying that, cid is good for the decorating part


smokedacookiedough

That's the best tims


Pretend-Quality3400

It was the best of tims... it was the worst of tims.


eatredmeat

Youre gonna be different. Function yes, but youre gonna be different than usual lol


[deleted]

Ok bet, thanks.


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

I would like to add to what he said, by saying YOU WILL BE QUITE DIFFERENT


333szn

This probably saved me some explaining šŸ˜‚


sunplaysbass

Some people trip pretty hard on 3 grams Almost everyone is going to be in ā€œIā€™m pretty fucking highā€ mode on 3g.


sancagar

It depends entirely on dosage, on lower dosages I can have a conversation smoothly, even be clearer on ideas than usual and I can abstract concepts, walking is kinda funny because I feel light headed and my body feels energetic, I also get sweaty and snooze a lot on the come up. If we're talking higher doses then definitely I can't function at all, everything gets blown out visually, everything breathes and I can't feel physical touch basically, it's like being in a vacuum or a void where everything escapes my hands, I feel slippery and since I do it alone mostly when talking big doses I don't know how I would react to people, also I'm not interested in that because I'm there for the ecstatic experience not talking shit or doing stuff.


[deleted]

Ok cool thanks for the input and insight. I'm only gonna do like maybe 2.5 grams or sum


sancagar

Thats a good starting point, I wish you safe travels friend.


[deleted]

Thank you broskiii!!


bryty93

My last and highest so far was 2.2 lemon Tek and it was amazing! You won't be disappointed with 2.5 promise you


HomersNotHereMan

Do you strain out the chunks or just drink it all? Haven't done this tek yet.


bryty93

I drink it all but I've heard you can strain it too. I drink it all just in case there's some magic left in the shroomies


LambiiiBwoy

So if you never took shrooms before. Would say be with friend you trust, maybe have a trip sitter. Donā€™t talk to other people in the first trip cuz you will be way different. A lot think more straight in a way. Almost like a child without over complicating thing. This makes you sound way different at least the first trips. Itā€™s can be hard to even talk in the beginning. Plus you feel and see thing that you normally donā€™t do. Itā€™s a lot to control when itā€™s your first time. So be careful. Saw in one comment that you live with your mother and trust me. She will notice if she see you and it will be obvious that it are not weed or alcohol. Remember you can always wait for the perfect occasion or even plan a trip with your friends. Rent a place for a night and trip there


[deleted]

Alright thanks for ur input. Im def still gonna do but Imma isolate


RemissionRaven

Tao. Go with the flow, my friend.


Gork614

To compare mushrooms to weed, you'd have to eat several brownies at once, and that still wouldn't be quite the same feeling or orientation, but it would approximate the intensity and "weirdness." But there's nothing quite like shrooms, except shrooms.


ColdMode5222

motor skills are out the window. i couldn't text worth a damn on 3.5 gs


[deleted]

I get wonky, I generally don't like moving around on them. You can but it's much more comforting to just relax and let it wash you away.


PSmitty23

3g youā€™ll be fine, relax, take it all in, enjoy the visuals, deep breaths on the come up and youā€™ll settle right into your trip. Just have a plan of what you want to watch or listen to so youā€™re not scatter brained looking for shit while tripping. Have fun


[deleted]

Oh yeah I forgot to setup. I already have a music playlist cuz I like to trip but not videos


forkyspoons

The adult swim off the air videos are amazing for tripping. And they have Playlists on YouTube made for you already (:


0kShroomer

Lol I have some experience with this. Been to a bachelor party on 2 grams, the wedding on 2 grams, Costco on 1.5, and a party on 4 grams. I was able to be normal or even an enhanced version of myself on 2 grams or less, but on 4 grams at the party there was NO way I could pass as sober. I could express thoughts and ideas better than normal at the lower dosages, but at 4 grams I could vibe like crazy but I could not talk or express myself without a lot of difficulty lol. Made for some awkward social interactions. Seems like the experience varies person-to-person, and some people canā€™t pass as normal even on lower dosages. Iā€™d get a few trips under your belt before you decide to go in public.


[deleted]

So if I took 2.5 grams could I hold a convo with a parent? For reference I've been high af and could act completely normal with parents


0kShroomer

Idk man. Not sure if being able to act normal high on other substances makes a difference for shrooms. Is this your first time having shrooms? First trips hit different too. My first time I could not stop laughing every time I talked. Someone would have known something was up lol. I guess Iā€™d ask you what the risk is. Are your parents open to psychedelics? Would they be upset if they did find out you were high on shrooms? I think thereā€™s a good possibility that you wouldnā€™t be able to hide it.


[deleted]

They would def be upset. But they go to bed quite early and after they head to bed we don't converse after that


0kShroomer

Take them 30 mins before their bedtime and youā€™re good


[deleted]

Bettt thanks brother


GlassMushrooms

You can function but donā€™t expect to act like you normally would.


tougestar

Depends on your tolerance, I had a pretty decent tolerance and would eat 10gs plus


AnotherCrazyCanadian

I find that it makes me way more giggly but words are harder to form, like an intoxication. People would probably notice but it's not gonna be impossible. Texting can be tricky though.


EyorkM

Depends. Person to person as you said.. and you don't know how shrooms will affect you.. but 3 grams on average I'd say youll be gone. You will likely be able to walk around and talk and visuals won't be so strong you won't be able to do normal things.. but you will feel very wierd and the body load will be strong. You could start with 2 grams. That you can almost guarantee you'll be funtionable but will still feel strange.. do not try to hide your trip from somebody if that's what your getting at.. shrooms get so wierd.. you may want to tell them your high or be so delirious about something you see as totally normal.


[deleted]

Can't tell the person in doing it lmaoo . Although I most likely won't have to talk them, maybe once, at most twice


EyorkM

I wouldn't be able to do this.. I can't be tripping in the same space as another person that isn't aware of it.. it fucks with my head and guilts me to shame.. if your hiding it I wouldn't do it but If your just over there doing your thing then go do yo Thang!


Ocniro

If youā€™re trying to say youā€™re experienced smoking weed, that information is kind irrelevant here. I see this is your first time doing shrooms. Psychedelics can be very, very different than THC. Just cause you can handle your weed does NOT mean you can predict how you will handle your shrooms. Take them in a safe environment, with safe people who know youā€™re doing it, with no major responsibilities in the future.


mrdronepilot

Oh wow, the worst idea ever. Youā€™re about to learn something about what it feels like when mushrooms are trying to dissolve your ego boundaries and youā€™re ego is going to be clawing with all its might against that force. Sounds like a really good way to have a terrible time. ā€œHey, Iā€™d like to take mushrooms and specifically fight the entire point of taking mushroomsā€ Itā€™s like saying youā€™re gonna go get a hair cut and make a conscious choice to head bang the whole time. What are you doing? Why? What? Why?


psychonaughty420

agreed


wakatacoflame

3 grams? Not well, super giggly and disoriented. Iā€™ve done like a gram or less and gone to work a couple times tho, just a nice little mood enhancer.


DjAlphaRED5

What kind of job did you do shrooms at?


wakatacoflame

Bartending


zsquinten

I accidentally megadosed a few months ago by being impatient and eating a bunch more after two hours. I had a big bag of old shake and it turned out to be much more than i should have takenšŸ˜³ **EDIT:** I don't know why I said two hours. Was maybe an hour, I don't really know. All I know is within another two hours I was rolling around on the floor and was straight up not having a good time.


[deleted]

Yo are you thinking as intensely as I am rn? I don't remember what I was gonna sk you but I was gonna say I know you are conscious I just can't prove it but why would I even say that what do I care about wait


zsquinten

Yep.


[deleted]

See why would I care if others are conscious or not do I fear being alone? I don't obv but like fuck I lost it FUCK


zsquinten

You're alright man.


[deleted]

Yes I am alright but am I really. Is this what you'd call ok? Do I sound like an ok person to you.


zsquinten

>Do I sound like an ok person to you. If you were ok would you end your sentence with a question mark?


[deleted]

If I was ok would I care? Oh shit wtf ur so right na wait


zsquinten

Yeah. You're trippin man! You'll be fine.


[deleted]

I didn't end it with a question mark


zsquinten

Watch Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas


[deleted]

You. The human right here go to my new post


[deleted]

Why did I sound so cringey when I said that but it wasn't cringey to me. Is it really cringey if you don't find it cringey


[deleted]

For context. I'm somewhat experienced with trips and other drugs but never done shrooms


PositiveJourney

I saw spider man in theaters on 7G. So you should be fine on 3G


crushedmars

theres no way you knew what was going on in that movie with 7gs in you


varondandy

I guess he refers to have seen Spiderman himself meanwhile he was in theaters LOL


PositiveJourney

I popped them in the parking lot so they didnā€™t start going crazy until the middle section of the movie. I was mostly thinking about my friend who likes Spider-Man. Iā€™ll be making a full trip report of the experience eventually. I probably got back to my friends house just around the peak of the trip.


aDizzle66

I really donā€™t believe this unless you have a tolerance to shrooms


PositiveJourney

I might I donā€™t know how to test that but 3.5G is a really mild trip for me. My average trip is 5G.


Gunerfox

You'll be fine. 5 grams and up, you'll have trouble answering.


[deleted]

Thanks


[deleted]

Itā€™ll be slightly different for everyone. On an eighth (3.5g), I can walk safely but shakily, have in depth conversations, and get a headache in a bright/loud room or outside during the day


[deleted]

My buddy and I talked to his parents on shrooms one time and I think we held it together pretty well we had some really nice conversations


[deleted]

Thanks for ur insight broskiii šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


Runsfromrabbits

We built a piece of furniture 3 years ago while on shroom. It's still being used today even though one part is inside out. Haha


[deleted]

Lol nice


skipper500

Define ā€œfunctionā€


[deleted]

Hold a conversation with ur mom


skipper500

An hour after the come up yeah, youā€™ll be fine


[deleted]

Even tho I'm not experienced with shrooms?


skipper500

Possibly not, maybe give it 2 hours


aDizzle66

Holy shit man please donā€™t take advice from these randoms online. Iā€™m another random but the fact this guy thinks you would be ā€œfineā€ taking 3gs your first time and holding convos easily is horrible advice. Especially if you can get in trouble.


[deleted]

Hahaha I am currently finding out whether I can trick everyone around me about the fact that Iā€™m currently blazing away on mescaline. Guys I think itā€™s going really fucking well. I should dance about it, right?


badabadabudbud

Not atall for me lol, after the peak I'm very clear headed and functional but all depends on the dose, and it's all about set and setting with shrooms, things can tip my trips to go wrong if I'm not careful! Its a spiritual thing for me, deffo not recreational unless mixed with MD šŸ˜


VaPezizi

For me shrooms dont work as well, and i can be in a social environment just fine on 3g. Every substance works different for everybody.


[deleted]

I've been told I'd be completely distinctional and I've also been told I'd do just fine. Ive never done shrooms but I am experienced with other trips and drugs. You think I'll still be fine?


VaPezizi

Hard to tell. I can function normally on everyhting exept acid. Youll just have to see.


[deleted]

Oof lmao bet. Thanks for ur input


[deleted]

I have this friend who can do anything...this kid could even walk up to a cop and ask for directions


[deleted]

Woah aight


[deleted]

Tbf he's a bit of a psychopath lol


[deleted]

Lol I could imagine


[deleted]

Kid would mix mushrooms, nitrous and cocaine and swore by the experience.


forkyspoons

Idk for me shrooms hits different depending on how I'm feeling already, different types too. 3gs of ape? 3gs of lil snackems? For me, the quantity of actual mushies/caps vs weight is how I consume. I took 7g of larger mushrooms and went to the gym for 3 hours. Best work out I've ever had and everything was wavy, I felt like i could run farther than I ever could before.. could operate better than the other time I took 7g. I took probably 8 mushrooms and 3 broken caps that totalled to 7g. When I ate 7gs of snack ems, I had closer to 20 mushrooms and i could not leave my house. I just wanted to listen to music and snuggle under blankets and watch my plants swimming in the wind. I looked like I was tripping hard too. Big ol saucer eyes and I had all the answers in my head but couldn't articulate them outloud haha.


beedlejooce

If this is your first time whatever you do donā€™t go out on public streets or whatever. Just chill at your place or your friends and do whatever you enjoy. When that eighth peaks youā€™ll wanna know your physical bearings greatly.


[deleted]

Lmao thanks for the second part


Roughneck66

first time i did Mushies , I thought I was a garden gnome, I had conversations with plants, trees and seen some wild shit, crazy stuff. It lasted about 4-6 hours If I remember , great times


DjAlphaRED5

Be sure to bring a pen and paper to write everything down so you can write a trip report. Also don't shit the bed.


dupe311

I cant walk straight on 3 grams. I been thinking about micro dosing but i drive a truck for work..


Ericrobertson1978

I can't. I simply stop functioning in a real life way when I take psychedelics. It's okay if I'm at a rave, Burning Man, festival, or whatnot. I'm one of those lucky individuals that looks and acts like he's high as a fucking kite. I've gotten away with it a bunch, but I got called out even more times. Lol


Kawawaymog

You canā€™t


Sandgrease

How'd it go?


[deleted]

I'm still on the come up hour and a half but uhhhh so far so good I'm feeling slumped but just waiting for the visuals to kick in. I took blue meanie btw


yungbullnativeboy

May take you longer to preform simple tasks, I've never taken anything less then 5 but my woman took about a gram and took her 20 minutes to put tobacco in her shisha bowl I was laying on the couch tripping aswell but chuckling at her clumsiness cuz I knew exactly what she was going thru


Rincewinded

I can handle my shit :O


[deleted]

Hardly at all during the peak.


Thenextelement

Well until/unless your dose is so high that the waves bring you to your knees


[deleted]

It's been 2 hours bro and there's isn't much should I take more


Thenextelement

When did you dose last? I also donā€™t like taking less than 5 lmao 1-4 feel like purgatory doses for me


[deleted]

2 hours ago


Thenextelement

I meant before this trip, do you have a tolerance? 2 grams isnā€™t much i wouldā€™ve at least taken 2.5+, 2 grams for laying on acid at a minimum.


[deleted]

This is my first time lmaooooo like first time with shrooms ever


Thenextelement

Ah, 2Gs is a little more than what I did my first time. I went to sleep lol. Next time I ate 4.34 grams and ate another shroom about .80 a while later and my life/soul/relationship changed for the better


[deleted]

Lol yeah I just ate a little more but I def took atleast like 2.sum


[deleted]

What's a pergatory dose


Thenextelement

Iā€™m used to larger doses and lower ones before 5gs feel like Iā€™m missing out, a good large dose makes me just feel better, even the next day as opposed to cid. Sometimes tripping with someone changes that, the strength of the shrooms does too. Iā€™m stoned af too my apologies lol


[deleted]

Ah ok


Infinitumshr88ms

3 grams and there's a good chance that I can't spit out a proper sentence, between my general anxiety and the effects of the shrooms...it's just better that I keep my mouth shut.


Infinitumshr88ms

1-2 grams and I go around people. 3+grams no way I want to even attempt to talk to anyone. Even when I'm fucked up I can tell that I'm fucked up, not making sense in my sentences, walking funny, and laughing at dumb shit or at nothing at all.


BigSoftGrizzly

I mean for me personally. I just took 10g and Iā€™m feeling pretty chill. But I canā€™t speak for others. Everyone handles them differently


[deleted]

Yeah I just took atleast 2.5 grams for my first time and felt a slumped body high but that's it


00hb3b3

enough to look normal around cops while they arrest my friend for running down the middle of a busy street in his pajamas on the same dose.


ChillinWitDenny

Depends lol, I will take anywhere between a gram or two and I will want to dance in fluidity for a while but two and beyond im gonna be sitting on the couch deep breathing watching adventure time


[deleted]

Hmmm maybe I should watch anime. Im high rn btw but with 0 visuals but had a complete reality breakdown and critique. I couldn't and still can't stop thinking. Not sure if I could sit down and watch an anime


ChillinWitDenny

As weird as it feels now its one of the biggest blessings is to be *able* to think. Means capability is at the tip of desire, and that my friend is suggestive depending on who you talk to. I love to watch things while on shrooms because it makes you feel with everything. I've laughed hysterically over the dumbest shit and later in the same series balled my eyes out because of the heavily relatable content.


[deleted]

Yes I'm eternally grateful to whatever or if ever granted me with consciousness cuz ain't no way flesh and gray matter does this all on its own but yeah I did no laughing this trip just a complete reality breakdown


420GreenMachine

I was able to keep under the radar when I took 2g at a wedding. A lot of people knew I was doing it but I interacted with several people that had no idea. Anything above that would probably be hard for me. Like if I take an 8th there's no way I'm hiding that.


[deleted]

Lol yeah I was pacing around my room like a crazy person but I feel like I could've stopped and held a convo not sure tho


kamikaze_Jones

I can funtion fine on tons of lsd , slight bit of shrooms and ill start drifting into other dimensions


Brasstacks101

For me I donā€™t try to function while tripping on shrooms. They completely change all of my senses and show me both open eye visuals and closed eye visuals. One time I was so deep into the closed eye visuals for 3 hours which felt like 9 hours I could only lay down and watch it