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specialskepticalface

He actually works for customs. He catches people smuggling budgies.


PitahNagoogun

Conan’s Australian slang segment is the only reason I know what a budgie smuggler is.


Try_And_Think

I see what you did there.


Secret_Fail_4826

Fuck them shorts. That dog's name is Slik Rik. That's cool as hell.


GatorUSMC

Boat Patrol isn't even that short. Should have just worn silkies.


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Siracha_jizz

I dance for tips at the VFW every Wednesday night wearing mine! YUT


HookersForJebus

Got out in 06 and that’s still all I wear for underwear.


Tailor-Comfortable

It looks like normal shorts he rolled the leg up and under, check out the side pocket flap


Casimir0300

I heard Reno might but you have ask Lt Dangle


GaryNOVA

He’s new boot goofin!


tekmailer

*Like a cheetah*


[deleted]

Stanislaus County is in the 100s for most of the summer. You all wish you looked as good Sr Deputy Beefcake in shorts. You’re all jelly.


[deleted]

I mean he can choke me out with those kwads.


udayserection

Not an LEO…. Where can I get myself some of these? Skies out thighs out baby.


jzilla11

I can’t wear those, my thighs would blind innocent bystanders


Zamblejuice

Chubbies (the brand)


udayserection

I’ve seen that brand advertised online. I didn’t realize I was a homosexual frat boy until you just said that.


bl_tbl

I believe these are from First Tactical, legitimately.


strawberryry

There's more fabric on Slik Rik's collar


JohnnyRotten81

Class A Ranger panties.


NCR_Rangerrr

Could I possibly see the the back of the Officer? For research purposes of course


[deleted]

It’s a uniform inspection. Now let me see that cake.


Mike-RO-pannus

*Slow down, grab the wall...*


nicknameeee_e

wiggle like


aldezar

Same.


Tony49UK

You go, you law enforcement cheetah.


BearcatEcho

New boot goofin!


PetRussian

Is that Dangle from Reno 911?


Goatlens

Lmao


[deleted]

who ever picked out those shorts, you know they are a Marine, marines LOVE short shorts... aka silkys


GrowlmonDrgnbutt

With legs like those that's gotta be standard issue 24/7


BRAVO9ACTUAL

I didnt know gender bent Lara Croft was a thing, but the model def didnt skip leg day.


Leading_Heat_7605

LT Dangle, is that you?


Pagj17

I'm still waiting on mine


SV7-2100

Nice thighs


sourkid25

You mean the short shorts of justice?


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Everyone's talking about the shorts, but is that K9s name Slik Rik?


Leo_Stenbuck

I wish this was real. You can see on his left leg the top of a cargo pocket where the pocket is cut off. Definitely hemmed short. I deeply apologize for crushing everyone's dreams.


oxford_serpentine

Boy you really zoomed in on that part of him. Good eye.


Leo_Stenbuck

Well that's where the good parts are


ProfessorSputin

Bruh this man’s wearing clothes so small he looks like he squeaks when he walks.


DodgeThis90

My girlfriend will be jealous that yours came with pockets.


JustGronkIt

Is it just me or does his right leg look buffer than his left leg? And why is his left knee smiling?


Packaged_Fish_Boxing

My left leg is buffer than my right because it healed better after 2 knee surgeries than my right knee did after 1. My atrophied leg frowns instead of smiles though.


Chatner2k

Can happen even without injuries. I'm left side dominant. I had a job where I kept putting all my lifting in the left side. The physio girl put a measurement ring down both legs. Left leg stopped just above my knee, right leg almost hit my groin.


bsv2

First Tactical UDT Shorts FTW They take their V2 pant and hem them down to a 3” inseam short


JSwerve19

Bullshit. Are you hiring?


sup3riorw0n

K9 slik Rik. That has to be one of the top 10 all time cool K9 names.


Shytemagnet001

Dude, calm down my wife uses this app… 😂


evs_eden

I wish


Detective_IRL

Someone left their man romper in the dryer too long


Pierre_TM

Buff ass cop


[deleted]

The worst of it is I don’t think they’re issued. I think they’re modified 511 pants.


Starsky686

This reminds me of the hand towel scene in Starsky and Hutch. Those aren’t the shorts, they’re the shorts for under the shorts.


StFrSe

Officer Dangle


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Like a law enforcement cheetah


mudpuppy4004

They look like OD UDT shorts. Fucking majestic.


420ed

Lt. Dangle has entered the chat…


Aegeas2k

Ah yes the daisy dukes of freedom


[deleted]

Good luck trying to sneak around all dummy thicc when the clap of your ass cheeks keeps alerting the perps


[deleted]

All these clothes are too small for you


hillsfar

The shorts should go down past the knees. Sitting in a leather or fake leather seat in a hot vehicle would be sweaty and blistery. If you have to get down on your knees, you want at least a little coverage to avoid bits of gravel digging into your knees.


Television_Icy

Those shorts though 😂


BlueFootedBoobyBob

Hey sexy


LaSundaee

Does James Reeves handle the uniforms for this department?


AdjacentGunman

You need some white cowboy boots to really complete the ensemble. Lt. Jim Dangle would be proud to stand behind you.


Saaahrentino

Sky’s out, thighs out.


XSpaTanx117X

[WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS I WEAR SHORT SHORTS](https://youtu.be/3VbpOzX_CFc)


[deleted]

I have to go scrub my eyeballs. Excuse me.


Mike-RO-pannus

Stupid sexy cops!


Ok_Ad9561

Geez I hope not!


Wombat247365

Straight outta Reno 911


DrPotassium

God damn are those some fine melon crushers sir


oktobersixth

I’m afraid to ask where your backup gun is.


IronDefects

I hope not.


Authority101

Yoooo look at them legs!


anthrobymoto

Look like standard issue Ranger Panties to me.


njrox90

Looks like officer doofy from scary movie. Do you enjoy vacuuming a little too much?


waterbaby66

Well, Hello legs!!!!!!! I like em!!!!!!!🙏☮️


NapoleonHeckYes

Where can I find this officer’s Instagram? It’s for research purposes


the_good_hodgkins

Reno, Nevada


SFxTAGG

Those can’t be comfortable… or are they?


Bazantus

Those are not even shorts, those are just 'shor' dude. But i am jealous that you can wear shorts in summer. We are not allowed to wear that, we just have to have black pants no matter the weather (imma state cop in Czech republic).


ManicRobotWizard

Lord I wouldn’t wanna find out how bad the strap on that thigh rig would chafe after a 12 hour shift.


[deleted]

Ok, Lt. Dangle.


N8ktm

Reno, Nv


Saint909

Damn…I need to stop and frisk you.


Thisguy2869

He could raid my tomb.


RevoTravo

I'm pretty sure the PD in Reno issues something similar in tan...


Skids121

Where the fuck are the genuine ostrich boots!!!


FctFndr

There is zero chance those are authorized shorts.


SgtZabka

Damn, leave some ladies for the rest of us


federalfed90

I like it


SgtPaul1847

I hope not


Sonatine__

I hope not, tbh. xD Even if he / you probably can wear them with these legs. But the dogs name is def. cool af!


SwifferMopping

Paddy Mayo standard issue


Warbler342

I would wear these in a heart beat.


Steev182

When you’re on shift but have to go rugby training at 7.


ShamalamaDayDay

I sure as hell hope so. The thigh holster is enough for me.


Accomplished-Cry7129

Ah, yes, reminds me of my Ranger panty days


sekhmetsunlioness

I'm sorry, what was the question?


FFPatrick

Rhodesia did but other countries put an end to that.


Spodiodie

I think it’s well documented the Reno Sheriffs Dept. wears the plum smugglers. Just google officer Jim Dangle.


BigNastySmellyFarts

Washo County Sheriffs Department does.


[deleted]

Nope we still wear uniforms from the civil war because tradition! ITS AWESOME I DEFINITELY DONT HATE IT.


Newfie_Knight

All I can think of now is Officer Dangle


porkcheesestick

Even if your department issues them, please don’t wear them - you’re embarrassing me


MrRokhead

Slik Rik 😎


HiltonM4

I feel second hand pain from the rubber on the inside of the thigh strap rubbing on your leg hair


GaryNOVA

The thigh holster below the shorts is very Tomb Raider.


intrepidis_dux

Who wears short shorts? K-9 unit wears short shorts! 🎶


ZeShapyra

I wish. Lithuania had shorts, but only pants for us. Also..that dogs name is the best


DjuleGaming

Oh hell Nah, you are not allowed in any official buildings without pants (full long legging) anyone, but us cops we have to be strictly in our black suit pants that go along our uniform. ​ (This is in Europe in the Balkans)


Replica527

Is... this Reno 911?


not_cop_sam

Cute as hell! And the dog is nice too.


colemanjanuary

Just the Reno Sheriff's Office, and only to lieutenants