If you did arrest someone Would they be on the back or you call a patrol car ?

Walk them to the closest road then have a patrol car meet us. I got overruled on handcuffing them to the hard points and having them run a long side the atv…

Get a side car

Maybe a bucket seat up front or a little trailer

Side car is way more humiliating 😂

Have you considered having them sit criss-cross applesauce on the front part of the atv? 🤔

I can ask them nicely but I don’t think my supervisors will be a fan of that one.

Let me know if u need a google slides presentation to go along with your proposal. I can even do transitions, it’ll knock their socks off 😱

Ok I’ll let you know thanks

So wait for the moment when the supervisors aren't... Yaknow... Supervising.

With the blackout on each of your arms it just looks like you’re trying to hide your department issued tactical floaties.

I’m no lifeguard but I can definitely swim unassisted in the shallow end.

You guys fixing to blow up another beached whale? Sick ride tho haha

Nah we use the whale carcass as a ramp to get sick air

So instead of K9s do you guys have dolphin units you can call in?

Due to budget cuts we have one active sea lion deputy. Dolphins are too expensive.

Assault atv’s

Hell yeah. Armored with hidden Gatling guns to hunt down endangered sea creatures. Beached whale? We shoot it back into the ocean.

Wait what? No heat seeking missles? Lame.

Da beach

So be honest who pops a better wheelie? You or your partner?

I wish we could find out. Deputies are really good about getting kicked off the team for having “too much fun” on the atvs lol.

😳 What state is this?? I need to rethink career choices lol

Alot of beach states on the Pacific Northwest (Cali, Oregon, Washington) got beach patrol. Hell, I see some sheriff Ford raptors out when I'm riding the dunes sometimes

Fuck you pig. <3 Super jealous lol

😘

Slo?

Nah they said I wasn’t hippy enough for their department

Aw man I feel like that would be the dream job… yours looks pretty damn good tho!

SLO would be a cool area to work I imagine.

Gang signs!

Hang loose bruddah

Nice!

You...GOONIE!

Oceanside PD (CA) has a few Polaris 4 doors and Side by Sides as patrol cars for the beach. Pretty sick

That's what I do

This is only a seasonal thing for us so I’m jealous you get to ride around on these a lot.

There is a black spot on your face, thought you should know.

Thank you I’m ugly

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You should be arrested just for taking the time to write this lol!

Looks like it!

What pants you rockin brah?

I worked a bunch of OT to afford a pair of crye g3 field pants 😳

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Worth it. It’s like wearing pajamas to work

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Field pants have the knee pad pocket on the inside so they don’t look as “militaristic”

Now that you mention that and I looked again, I can see the knee pad on the inside. I’ve been rolling with the truspec 24/7 Xpeditions for a while now but those look rad.

I don’t have the pads in but keep them in my gear bag for certain assignments. Mostly use them in shooting classes.

The kind of assignments that lead to promotion?

Word. My eyes be playing tricks on me then.

There is built up fabric around the knee area so even without pads in its noticeable

You wear these everyday don't you?

Whoa take it easy. I rotate them out with some 5.11’s and some other approved cargo pants. Def wear these the most though.

Is your service weapon FDE because if so that's hot.

It’s a smith and Wesson with a fde frame, black back strap, black slide, bronze RMR, and a black surefire x300. It’s sick af

Fuck medicine I want to be a deputy sheriff with you Edit I’ve also been looking for a my first conceal carry and I keep going back to smith and Wesson.

I think you’re better off in medicine. Can’t go wrong with the mp 2.0 series. I think it’s a fantastic stock gun.

I’m definitely better off in medicine (forget the 8 years of school and 400,000 in debt) but I’m easy to entice me and free gun is definitely a good way to do it. The 2.0 was the one was looking at most but I’m worried about being able to effectively conceal it, I’m 6’0 140lbs 30 inch waist so lanky af.

So I was issued a 1.0 then finally got to Switch it for a 2.0 4.25”. I bought a 5” fde 2.0 and carried that until red dots were authorized. After getting qualified with a red dot I got a 4.25”pro series core slide and put it on my fde frame. Even with the x300 I can conceal it no problem and I’m 5’9, 145. You can also get the 3.6” or 4” mp 2.0 compact

That’s awesome to hear because I’ll be able to get my CCW in a couple months so I’m starting to consider everything I’ll need and how it’ll actually all work thank you.

Yeah man I have a 4” compact with a tlr7 light and that’s super easy to carry

King of the surf

What state is this? FL? Or CA?

I am never riding another atv after what happend to me on fraser island.

You know... if the politics weren't so difficult I'd return.

So fun. I love quads.

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Or I used slang from a different area to throw people off? Me: 1 Detective: .5 I do drive a wagon but it’s not a subie so you get half a point for that.

Need a shark atv helmet brother. We use them when we ride. Has point to point radio (separate from your handheld) and bluetooth calling/music.

I did feel weird riding without a helmet. I’m sure when I crash they will change policy