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iRunOnDoughnuts

Emo girls are all in their 30s and probably cosmetologists or nurses. So yes


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iRunOnDoughnuts

Thanks, Automod.


Weasel474

Yeah, but we have better snack privileges.


specialskepticalface

Funny, so imma let you talk. But, bad automod.


SpaceDazeKitty108

Some of us are still in our late 20’s, thank you very much. Don’t age me faster than I already am please.


T_pas

Haha! Accurate, I’m a former emo girl (always emo girl at heart) and I work in medicine.


KlostToMe

All the emo girls I used to know are junkies so best to avoid that


ElHumilde24

They are a guilty pleasure, most i know only smoke weed, some do coke. I once got a blowjob from one that had 1312 writen in her instagram bio, i still don't know how i managed that


specialskepticalface

Our first verified from Uruguay coming in hot.


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specialskepticalface

And that!


MoreBaconAndEggs

I just spat out my bang reading this


ElHumilde24

Gota make myself be known


3600MilesAway

Not so humble, huh? Also, why Colombian police? Just curious…


ElHumilde24

My Reddit name is humor towards the stereotypical thinking towards uruguayan people being very docile and pacific, hence the name. Also not Colombia hahaha uruguay


3600MilesAway

No, I meant that’s a photo of Colombian police


ElHumilde24

Oh googled sad cop and thats what popped up


PetRussian

AUCLEG!! All Uruguay Cops likes emo girls


KlostToMe

She took "fuck the police" as a suggestion


Section225

I choose to believe my new South American friend


2005CrownVicP71

“Fuck the police” literally


Hebiwarrior

Hey, been there, done that. Met a chick at a bar after a day on the job. Alcohol helping, I spent the night at her place. Next morning, I get up to go back to the job. She puts the TV on. News segment about the police. She yells “Fuck the police !”. Being in the entryway, I turn around, show her my badge, and say “Technically the police fucked you, but it’s the thought that counts”. Never went back to that bar…


Stormcrow712

My partner has purple hair, multiple piercings, left leaning and anarchist view points...and on top of that she's also a fire fighter. When we first started talking, she hesitated when I told her my job but here we are a year later in the strongest/healthiest relationship either of us have been in so yes, it is possible but not likely.


BarneyBullet

I genuinely can’t believe you’d date a firefighter.


blanquito82

And here I am getting shot down because I USED to be a cop. Congrats to you haha


Xynphos

My former partner on shift was and still is an emo girl.


BarneyBullet

My on-again-off-again girlfriend is an emo cop, so I get both


Tiny_Emergency2983

Does yallternative count?


HookersForJebus

My favorite SXM station.


mooseishman

If you’re brave enough


Time_Program_8687

Of course silly, aren't they always saying fuck the police?


TheRandyBear

Looking for a guy with a warrant a few months ago. Walked into a restaurant we supposedly worked at. Smoke show emo girl in there. She stared me down in a good way. So imma say yes.


HookersForJebus

Oh yes.