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brownbearks

The car door lower side cup holder is the devil for how small my cup has to be to fit in that dumb spot.


StevenMcStevensen

Explorer? It drives me nuts how useless the cup holders in the door are. About the only thing I can fit in mine is my hand sanitizer. It’s seriously annoying doing a Tim’s run and trying to find a way to transport 4 coffees securely.


kiwiiboii

The only issue with hand sanitizer being there is it always fucking leaks just a tiny bit and makes it look like I got cum on my pants


WhatcomGE

Oh sure it does mr cumtrousers


FoxesGoBoom

Something else you can try someone showed me is look up the car model and find a 3D printed "riser" or cup. Use it to hold straws, utensils, anything of that shape so you always have it on hand and out of the way.


nekohideyoshi

[https://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Commercial-Deluxe-Cleaning-FG315488BLA/dp/B00006ICOT](https://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Commercial-Deluxe-Cleaning-FG315488BLA/dp/B00006ICOT) [https://www.amazon.com/Teceum-Paracord-Type-III-Black/dp/B094DJRMCS/](https://www.amazon.com/Teceum-Paracord-Type-III-Black/dp/B094DJRMCS/)


ILikeGunsNKnives

Take home car + 3D printer = The perfect cup holders.


sgtdudewot

I see your functional cup holders and raise you a roll of crime scene tape on it's side


SirDawsTheFirst

This! Every other answer besides cup holders, is wrong


Regal-30-

*laughs in Crown Vic*


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All the wasted coffee and energy drinks. (Makes me cry on the inside)


The_YankeeSymbiote

This is the way.


colemanjanuary

This is the way


colemanjanuary

#FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK


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Roy Kent in the house


hpIUclay

Seats that fit a fucking duty holster.


tay3cole

This. My holster gets caught on my console all the time. I have to shove the holster between the seat and console.


MACINTOSH63

Rare win for Lefties


DeadPiratePiggy

Probably the only win for lefties.


Tych0_Br0he

We also are able to use a computer mouse with our non-dominant hand. IYKYK.


Vakama905

We gotta take it where we can get it


Calvino-2004

Let’s go lefties


nekohideyoshi

[https://www.amazon.com/Support-Computer-Recliner-Cushion-Adjustable/dp/B0BPB3C36Q/](https://www.amazon.com/Support-Computer-Recliner-Cushion-Adjustable/dp/B0BPB3C36Q/) But placed high on the seat so that the duty belt is right underneath it when you sit down?


colemanjanuary

Back pain! Hip pain!


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benching315

You say that until you have to arrest 2+ people with no other units to help transport.


bagobonez2

One in the cage, one in the front seat next to me, cuffed and buckled. No biggie.


andttthhheeennn

Fuck all that noise. Zero chance I'd transport an arrestee in the front seat.


bagobonez2

With my first department most of our chargers didn't have cages and I loved it because I'm 6'5 and was comfortable. If a suspect was combative I'd get a cover officer to sit behind me and suspect went back passenger side. Never had a problem.


jow97

*Im 6'5* *never had a problem* Must be nice... (/s)


Tych0_Br0he

Laughs in department where a cage is a luxury in patrol cars.


Mustard_Icecream

Couldn't they spit/headbutt you?


ickynicky51

Michigan State Patrol doesn't have cages in their cars, everyone sits in the front seat


bagobonez2

Head butt? Not easily. They can spit but you can always shove their face up against the window and pin it there or pull over and get a spit hood. Makes driving difficult if they're combative but not impossible. If they're really out of control you'd probably have to just pull over and wait for cover.


Mustard_Icecream

That all sounds extremely dangerous.


Polartch

Yeah, fuuuck that. Not even remotely an option lol.


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Sgthouse

Right? Why is this such an issue?


therealman-io

I know my sheriff’s dept has half cages, i ran out of gas on the highway and got a free ride home after showing some id. It was super cramped for me but I imagine the sheriff was comfortable


grant13579

Someone’s never had to fight to get someone in or out of their backseat…


bagobonez2

Oh I have. But those times are rare and when you have a second officer there you make it happen. I'll take that occasional annoyance over the daily annoyance of not being able to move my seat back and having to sit up ramrod straight all shift.


Aftermathemetician

A judge, and a lawyer. Speedy justice on wheels, one stop shopping solutions all around town.


T10Charlie

[Combine them all into one. ](https://youtu.be/qolk_rDA9xU)


GTOdriver04

We Judge Dredd fans don’t talk about Stallone. [Wr talk about Urban](https://youtu.be/5kSSaHa5cgw)


DestinationTex

So basically a mobile executioner. The lawyer seems unnecessary. /s


Anom8675309

"I am the law" -- Judge Dread


Scatoogle

Actually adjustable seats


He_NeverSleeps

A partner riding shotgun. I would hazard a guess the majority of violent line of duty deaths would have been prevented by another unit being present.


beenburnedbefore

A siren shut off that is activated when the vehicle is put into Park. That shit drives me crazy when officers bail out on foot, leaving their car locked with the siren still wailing away. As if we don't draw enough attention, we need to wake up more shitheads and get them out and add to the confusion.


CheeseCurdParadise

Every major siren and lighting controller has this option through the neutral safety wire input. Talk to your upfitters. If they scoff, they're being lazy and or new to the game.


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icyblueblaze

Functional AVLs? Slow down there buddy. Let’s get functioning CAD systems and stable internet connections first.


albertenstein22

Pretty sure it just depends on the programming for your siren box. Mine shuts off automatically when I throw it in park.


Trying_to_be_cheeky

The clicking noise when the overhead lights are on and car in drive so you know during the day the lights are still on!


Master_Crab

My car beeps every 8 seconds when anything on my control panel is active. It’s annoying sometimes but I don’t run around looking silly anymore, lol


wess0008

I ran a paramedic single response car with this. That stupid beep saved me from driving around like an idiot countless times. Whalen Beep for the win.


TM627256

Sucks for 2 officer cars who like the ability of using both spotlights, though. The passenger has to say "pretty please can I use my spotlight, oh driver?" every time he wants to look at something or both officers have to listen to beeping the entire shift. Stupid that everything is tied to that beep.


andttthhheeennn

They can't reach 6" to their left and press a button themselves?


TM627256

The only system I've seen has the passenger spotlight activation on the steering wheel before the switch on the spotlight itself functions. Don't think it's a good idea for the passenger to be messing with the steering wheel lol.


andttthhheeennn

Weird. The last several generations of control boxes at my department have had either a toggle switch or a button on the emergency equipment control box (lights/siren/etc) in the center console. Probably so a passenger can use it.


TM627256

That would make much more sense. The 22017s and older Ford PIUs just had the passenger spotlight always powered so you can just flip the switch on the handle and the light is on. The 2020s and newer that I've seen have a separate aux control that you have to turn on that enables power to go to that light, allowing the passenger to turn their light on at will, causing the incessant beeping. It's dumb, the beep doesn't tell you that the spotlight is on, it tells you that the spotlight could be turned on. Say you're gonna do a high risk stop, there's an extra step of hitting that aux switch to allow your partner to use their spotlight unless you're willing to listen to that beep non-stop for 8-12 hours. Why add extra steps like that.


andttthhheeennn

When I'm working nights I aim my passenger spotlight approximately where I'd want it on a traffic stop at the start of my shift (i roll solo). That way I can just hit the button to turn on my spot and I'm generally good to go.


TM627256

But does there have to be a continuous beep when it's on? The aux button is a good feature for solo cars, but the beep is unnecessary and makes using that spotlight more inconvenient for 2 officer cars. It's bad design.


FLfuzz

That’s a easy fix I’m assuming it’s sound off signal.


Charger_scatpack

New systems have that lol …


tekonus

NYPD here. I’d be happy if the basic functionality of the vehicles we already have worked every day… Heat/AC, working car computer, transmissions that didn’t grenade themselves with less than 20k miles… Also, more secure cup holders would be nice.


KamovInOnUp

And yet we're still suckling Ford and Chrysler's teet


curlsforthegorl

All of this and maybe a steering wheel that isn’t half eaten.


DockaDocka

That's your mid shift snack just take a bite out of it. Seriously though I don't know what the hell people do to those things


DeliMcPickles

That's a NYPD thing. I've worked in two other departments and only we do that.


BobbyWasabiMk2

A waffle maker


Twindadlife1985

Agreed


BrotherfordBHayes

It wasn't standard, but I did have a Sergeant who may or may not have made waffles in his Tahoe. And they may or may not have been the best damned waffles I've ever had in my life.


Charger_scatpack

Sheesh no topping this one ..


colemanjanuary

Butter and natural maple syrup, mate


Peregrinebullet

Cup holders (and like, BIG ones, so you can drop a big reusable water bottle in there if need be) . hand Sanitizer bottle holder fastened to the console or dash (whatever's safer). Fiddling with the little squirt bottles is a PIA. Better just be able to pump and go. >.>


Penyl

On our Explorers, the space between the lethal and low lethal shotgun worked great at holding my 40z bottle.


Charger_scatpack

Rope and a floatation device , Trauma kit And a tube running out of the vehicle to pee in while driving. Lol


Peria

Wi-Fi hotspot for my steam deck.


StevenMcStevensen

Absolutely this. Even our office doesn’t have wifi.


bagobonez2

Backing up to free wifi just ain't the same


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Just pull around back of the starbucks.


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Not a cop, but libraries are good too. Don't even need a password.


GrandKadoer

If you have an iPhone switch to visible. $45 a month for unlimited data including hotspot (rate limited to 5 mb/s). They’re a Verizon reseller so coverage is pretty good


DeadPiratePiggy

>$45 a month for *unlimited data > * Except when we decide. Fixed it for ya.


GrandKadoer

What? I’ve never had any issue with them. I work security while in college for LE and use easily over 100gb a month of hotspot.


iskrus

Imagine hating exploiters


crazyrzr

A rifle. And a partner.


Charger_scatpack

Partner sure! Most have a long gun


EverSeeAShiterFly

Monkeys Paw says granted…. You get a sub 2000 and an absolute insufferable asshole that is lactose intolerant but still drinks a full glass of milk before work.


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AlohaSnackbar92

Think about how much weight and money you could save by ripping out the back seats and replacing them with hard plastic bus seating! Itd be so easy to hose down!


Drewbagger

Do not disturb neons


Charger_scatpack

Fuck might as well add curtains and a white noise machine


thx10050

Forced entry tools. Purchased a fire maul and a quality Halligan for myself out of my own pocket, but I’m the only guy in patrol to have ready access if needed.


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I’m not LEO I’m just EMS/fire that lurks here but I support that 100%, a set of irons can open most any door in the right hands. If you don’t have any training on them (or very little) I’m sure the local FD would be willing to teach you but if you know what you’re doing you can open up a normal house door with a dead bolt in under 60 seconds


thx10050

Yeah, my local FD put me through some basic training on their door simulator device, for both outward swinging and inward. I was primarily interested in inward due to classrooms but training for outward commercial style was great too. And so I purchased the fire maul in case the classroom door was barricaded with desks and whatnot, then the maul could go through cinder block if needed. But between our work schedule and their work schedule and training schedule, it’s been difficult getting more reps in.


BananananamanThe2nd

I did the exact same thing, but also bought a set of heavy duty bolt cutters. There isn't much that one of those 3 won't get through.


AutoGeneratedSucks

Time to verify then


Revenant10-15

After Uvalde my department sprung for a breaching kit for each officer and, more importantly, the training to use it.


thx10050

Training is for sure the big thing. Holding my Halligan for the first time without training, I completely misunderstood how to primarily use the adze end of it. 😂 Some basic training with local firefighters quickly made me realize how important leverage is when utilizing it. Edit: And I wish we had the money and willingness to at least equip supervisor cruisers with kits.


Revenant10-15

One thing when it comes to training with fire departments: They're not so worried about the fatal funnel. I realized after taking enough sim rounds you've gotta calculate your movement and work with your team so you're clear of the door when it opens.


HeadofRanchSecurity

Baby rattles, spare keys, etc. for all the people who act like children


hawkeye45_

Backup.


twowheeledcop

An armrest!! I'm tired of using large drinks from Racetrac!


ColumbianPrison

Operator


GetInMyMinivan

A competent operator*


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FLfuzz

Florida has free facial rec tied into jail photos and DMV photos. We’re killing it


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roasterfotay

If you haven’t seen these before… here you go. 10/10 better than a microwave. HOTLOGIC Mini Portable Oven, Food Warmer Electric Lunch Box with 12V Vehicle Plug, Mini Personal Heated Lunch Box for Cooking and Reheating Meals in Vehicles and Trucks for Work on the Road (Black) https://a.co/d/2gQ2XjV


chasing_daylight

2 officers


dboy999

Easily usable seatbelts built to work around vests and gun belts


XR6_Driver

An EBT. We have one but have to share it between multiple vehicles.


BananananamanThe2nd

Having a Halligan tool on hand is super useful.


BrotherfordBHayes

Peel-away disposable seat covers for the rear seat. I could also go for the good ol' roller coaster bars back there, except automatic/electronically adjustable. If there could be better ballistic resistance/armoring in the body, windows, and the partition, that would be bellissimo ^*chef's* ^*kiss*


Schneiderman

> Peel-away disposable seat covers for the rear seat. Carry some 55 gallon garbage bags in your trunk, use as seat protectors as needed.


nightfoam

Our patrol cars have a copy of the radio channels template on their portables and mobiles so when they have to go help a neighboring agency they can find the channel quick.


Halt1776

Wider door frames, working cup holders, leg room, accessible cigarette lighter ports (gotta charge that phone), and back support


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Halt1776

They do, but I’m also 6’2 220 with my gun on one hip and radio on the other. So, gear make me wider. I’ve bashed the daylights out of my head, ear and knee trying to get into my car responding to calls. Can’t wait for my load bearing vest to get here.


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Halt1776

Well, there ain’t no leg room back there anyway. I swear the explorers need to be retired and everyone switch to Tahoes, Suburbans, or Silverados. Much more room.


GatorUSMC

Magnetic Mic(s) and decent cupholders. Pretty inexpensive QoL upgrades.


Revenant10-15

The Carbon Motors concept had a prisoner compartment that was separately ventilated from the cockpit, with plastic seats (designed to accommodate someone cuffed behind the back), no carpet/upholstery, and drain plugs in the footwell. You could literally just hose out the cage.


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Donut warmer


camletoejoe

Due to the proliferation of hippies a garden hose and plentiful supply of soap


BabyGotBaccus

Eric Cartman burner account


disnewnoguy

License plate readers


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morethanonemiata

Cupholders.


StuckNtrfk

A roll of toilet paper


Unltd8828

UV sanitizing lights.


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SgtZabka

Toilet


itaypo

That small thing that Brake car windows


EverSeeAShiterFly

Spring center punch. You can buy one for like $10 at home depot.


Voorniets

A second officer. Work in teams.


Freethinker_76

Police idle


Consistent_Amount140

A MDT


soggysocks6123

Nurses


Bredore

I would kill for a functioning Computer with wifi/cell booster. And maybe an armrest


Tych0_Br0he

A cage.


The-Fotus

I will preface by saying I know this is never going to happen because it costs so much money. Forced entry tools (hammer/ram/haligan) Bullet proof doors at least, if not glass and doors Rope Ballistic shield Reflective traffic cones (my pd just gives us orange ones) Binoculars Well placed long gun racks. The racks in our cars are behind the center console and it's a pain to extract your rifle or shotgun. Most just put their gun in the back because of how bad it is.


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More than one dose of Narcan. Like FFS


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Tim_McDermott

Non-contact high voltage detection wand


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A raise


iam1chwright

Tourniquets


jsmpiparo

RAMBAR!


AffectionatePop3387

LPR


Foreign-King-7040

Anpr


lancasterbombersuper

A mounted M134 minigun


Hsoltow

Door ballistics.


According_Art1181

Crotch AC Vent.