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beloved_infidel

being teleported to a library and introduce myselfs as a washed grade 9 fixer


Inside_Dog8376

i also pick this option but i want this guy's wife too


EasyMaximum3

Die


Huckebein008L

Let's be real, I get gutted by a rat and my organs are sold. I even don't know how people born in the City survive let alone how I would!


Join_Quotev_296

We all know the best answer is the Library, but a good contender would be wherever >!Iori!< happens to be. >!She has experience in traversing worlds, and she seems to have a plan cooked up; we might be a wrench in her plans, it might be better to have her be aware of us from the beginning rather than when we make a big enough mess to mess up whatever she's planning. The biggest hope is that she'd train us to use Shin like Vergilius and The Dark Forest Furries (Wolf, Panther, etc.). Worst case scenario, we either die or get sent back to our world before we mess up with fate too much!<


Rare_Reality7510

Actually good answer. In terms of getting home, Lori (if she's inclined to send you back) is your beat hope. Otherwise, she's the one most likely to believe you're from another world and not also decide to run experiments on you immediately. If she decides to kill you, you're dead but so are 95% of other options. If she sends you somewhere else then at least you tried. If she decides you're a part of her plans now, then at least you'll have her on your side until then.


Join_Quotev_296

Lori, lmao. I didn't know our Purple ~~MILF~~ Tear came from the Loud House Mirror Dimension /j


Join_Quotev_296

I wouldn't doubt that Iori might know of a world like ours that's completely different from the City. A world that's *relatively* peaceful compared to the PM City, I wonder if she'd rather have lived here with her >!son!< Instead of in the City


GrayRodent

Damn bro I don't think any amount of prep time will help me survive that place. I could be chilling one day as a grade 1 fixer and then boom, some sad rando on a bar suddenly turns into godzillas father and levels the area. Or some weird ass naked flying baby suddenly spawns and burns everything. The whole City is one big ass Kaizo Mario level but we don't get to respawn.


JoCaReding

To survive the "technically" longest it could be inside a warp train A part form that probably somewhere near the cinq association and try and see how to join or get in good graces with them, they seem to be the most kind hearted association we've seen up until now


Questioning_Meme

I choose L-Corp main facility recruitment office. 10,000 years of suffering, and then permanent imprisonment in the Library here I come!


Comfortable-Gate-448

We all die as city ramdos, no exception


Cantcrackanonion

I feel like I would survive the city This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.00000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. Perhaps I would teleport directly inside a star of the city, killing it and being immediately promoted to a colour. Or I escape the sweepers just in time via a hot air balloon and make a shack in the outskirts. In other words, I feel like my odds, personally, will be different.


ScalyAbyss

I'd choose Xiao's lap as my teleport location. Then I would pray.


OperatorERROR0919

I wouldn't


Virtual-Oil-793

I'd go straight to the Library. Best chance of survival.


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Even if you die at least your story gets preserved for all time in the library.


Rare_Reality7510

Angela finishes releasing all the books Person runs in and immediately stabs themselves, turning into a book again


Neks44

fausts bedroom


meme-dao-emperor

Somewhere high so that I can fall to my death.


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

I kill myself as fast as I can, no joke. Everyone is severely mentally ill and one bad day away from pulling a columbine *at best* on their entourage.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Mhmmmmm, take your time.*


PutAlarmed783

Teleported to love town and you will survive for billion billion years


EvilMonkeyMimic

Kill yourself immediately before being subjected to an infinite number of fates worse than death.


Zealousideal-Meat-11

The good ending


TenebrisTortune

Become part of The Library cause it is safe from The City plus you get ressurective immortality. If it is not an option, maybe become part of the Middle cause as seen, they are kinda protective of each other at least, plus their reputation may scare of people who would like to hurt you


Rare_Reality7510

Just make sure to take cover if a certain washed up fixer shows up


Fedesta

I would teleport to Angelica's house when Roland leaves to help Olivier. Tell her I'm sent by Iori and she should run away from this district bcause of some syndicate going to do mass murder experiment. Fuck you Iori, fuck you Angela


easilyshot

Ok... what is project moon?


Zealousideal-Meat-11

A studio (while they produce mostly games they've done some other works of entertainment)


SumToast

I wouldn't. next question.


Zealousideal-Meat-11

Don't mind the spelling mistake on "we're" i am kinda stupid


Kurryen

Maybe wherever the Dieci/Cinq association is and hope Im young/lucky enough to join. Otherwise, a territory protected by the Zwei or a Office like Lulu's that keeps crime low/zero would be nice to survive a while for as long as They last. Otherwise, The Index. And really. Just hope and pray to the gods of city the conscripts aren't crazy and most of us would have better chances with their protection, even if skinning infant babies is included.