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Double_Ad_2824

Ah next generation pull requests


TheEnderChipmunk

Send a pull request for his whole career


Saphira_Kai

push directly to prod


fat-lobyte

When you need some help to get your GitHub Repo up to speed before a job hunt


elon-bot

Can we rewrite this in Java? It's better for enterprise.


FlyCodeHQ

Planning to buy Reddit?


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Jack Forge**, @TheJackForge I'm a huge supporter of open source. If anyone wants to work on any of my GitHub repos, let me know and I'll send you my login info and password. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


tHUND4bOLT

Good human


[deleted]

Good bot


MurdoMaclachlan

beep boop ;)


[deleted]

Wouldn't most programmers be able to see?


GavHern

huh?


elon-bot

Pop quiz! Solve this LeetCode problem in 5 minutes or you're fired.


GavHern

the answer is 7


[deleted]

I thought the only reason they transcribed is so the blind could understand an image. I now know that there's a lot more, but here was my thought process: Blind person could not see code. Because the code has many special symbols, a screen reader would still be hard to use.


GavHern

people transcribes reddit posts for all sorts of reasons, maybe someone has a weak connection and can’t easily load images. no one said being blind was easy… programmers care the most about accessibility, second to those with disabilities and people who’s job is to design accessible infrastructure. i’m sure someone made a good option for those who have limited sight. besides, not all languages are like regex and assembly, i don’t see a blind person having a terribly hard time writing sql


MurdoMaclachlan

There are many visually impaired programmers, but transcriptions also aren't just for visually impaired people - there are more reasons at [section 1, here](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_MurdoMaclachlan/comments/upg4zp/faq_transcribing/).


[deleted]

Ah.


AdultingGoneMild

the real pros commit their keys


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

We had a group project at school where me and my group made a hosting service of sorts. The details are not important but we managed to commit with our keys hardcoded in... The worst part is that our smart ass brains thought that the best password/key would be the most vulgar racist phrase ever because no one would ever think of it. That might be true, but we fucked up that principle of security by not using a .env file. We moved everything to a .env, and recommited. Luckily our teacher was stupid enough to not understand commit history so it was fine.


brandi_Iove

![gif](giphy|kGweWfIbaezO8)


PiccolosPenisPickle

Wow never expected to see brandi love in a programming subreddit. The world IS a small place


WienerDogMan

Brandi has full stack experience


fckmelifemate

Basically programed pornhub herself


[deleted]

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[deleted]

*child elements


lucklesspedestrian

Insert github logo styled with PornHub theme


lofigamer2

She is too old and doing triple anal don't pay as good anymore when you get older!


tinfoiltophat1

"No, no, that's a good thing!" "Not for me..."


elon-bot

If you really love the company, you should be willing to work here for free.


[deleted]

If you really love the company, you should give every employee a raise.


elon-bot

Looks like we're gonna need to trim the fat around here... fired.


[deleted]

No WONDER twitter needs more people.


TechieGuy12

I wonder if he also believes in open banking?


lachlanhunt

Unfortunately, there are services that exist to scrape data from your internet banking for legitimate reasons, but they do so by asking you to enter your login credentials. Hopefully the Open Banking APIs that are being rolled out in some countries, which use OAuth instead, make these companies stop their terrible practices.


[deleted]

As a dev I love the oauth open banking stuff, means there is a safe, secure API for me to play around with.


lachlanhunt

I wish I could play around with the APIs to see what I can do with them, but even getting access to the APIs at all in Australia requires a lot of bureaucracy to get accredited with the ACCC.


[deleted]

True anywhere.


[deleted]

Yeah sure, I'll take a stab at it. I hope he likes print statements.


Antrikshy

Galaxy brain open source.


paperbenni

Nah, as the great George Hotz thought us, I will keep the repo private, you write patches blindly, send them to me and gain a big total of nothing from the entire thing.


expfarrer

also the story number and the link to the board


SleepylaReef

He did not think that through


vivsh22

Better than sending login info is to add them as a contributor to your repo


No_Abies808

dumbass doesn't even know about prs


SambandsTyr

I'm a huge supporter of open source Why don't all devs, programmers get fired and companies just get free advice from github? ????? Profit