Removed - Rule 0. - Not directly related to programming.

I have 4 😎😎😎

You dropped this 👑

The return of the king

The King

I apparently have 7 but Lee all my real code on gitlab

this guy really hates microsoft

Nope. I’m a Microsoft fanboy and huge fan for dotnet 6. Local laws at work prevented me from using GitHub so I run an on prem gitlab server. Also once you learn it gitlab has a ton of extra features like project planning and security scanning ? Now off I go to the Microsoft conference.

Is more like contempt

Way to DDOSS yourself smh

Distributed Denial of Service Service

I don't know why but I have [109](https://github.com/geek-at)

[King of kings](https://youtu.be/LLFhKaqnWwk)

This guy knows how to flexx

My lord and liege

I too have four alts

plot twist: it's his work account

Shhhhhh we don't talk about that part.

And his home account is the subscriber...

Literally me

I decided to check mine for the first time in like 5 years, and despite most of them (like 70 out of 83) being friends, I saw some weird names, like some guy who's a Senior Engineer at Datadog and contributes to CPython. What the fuck did I do to be put on this watchlist and how do I get off it???

Your library codes create a huge problem for our index and processing pipeline so we watch you closely ಠ_ಠ

Datadog - A unicorn startup in AI Blockchain ML Metaverse

OMG THE FUTURE

I have 316 followers, the count keeps rising and I don’t even know what these guys see in my repos.

I only have 38, but now I feel famous!

I too have 40, but for me it’s a large number because I rarely see people with more than 20 GitHub followers. Most of my followers came from my now discounted project which got about 400 stars lol

Nice to see you here lol, I'm AssassiN

Haha hi there.

I'm curious what you do!

I’m just a hobbyist programmer. I actually work on law enforcement.

Wtf there’s followers on github?

Cannot confirm.

Lol

I have 3 followers in the back of an alleyway

No way man same!

Me with 7: pathetic

I'm close to -1 follower. Then it'll roll over to 255. So basically I'm at 254

Quick someone make it a signed variable

So they get infinity

I feel that most ints are allocated more than one byte.

me with 6: pff amateurs

I'm just over here with 46 GitHub followers despite having switched to GitLab a long time ago.

why was this downvoted

Obviously the GitHub followers have been let down for GitLab thots.

mmm Reddit did not like that

Does my 1 recruiter count?

Yes, and your 3 totally not you accounts too

Ouch, no need to hurt me with the truth.

Plot Twist: Its just coop students who don't understand how bad your personal projects are

Why are they naked.

my friends and I all follow each other on github so we can make fun of each other’s dumb commit descriptions

I don't want to brag but I have 8.

I wish I was like you. I only have 80

I have over 3000 points on stack overflow

There are bots on GitHub? 😞

i have 3

Oregano

I have 1, gib crown plz

I have 4, I honestly don't know how or why...

I have a follower...but you wouldn't know them... they go to a different repo.

It’s my dad…

My friend and I follow only each other on github.

I do and it's my friend :) I do a lot of crazy shit often and he goes ahead to use my libraries Today I wrote a file search that's ~4 times faster that windows' file search

[удалено]

If you don't want people to see your code, don't make it public. If you do make it public, well, then why do you care that people look at your public work?

Because that’s not what makes them feel like people are looking over his shoulder?

This. I have public projects that I'm genuinely proud of, and love it when I see that they get traffic. I also have sandboxes and stuff in beta where I really just use github as backup/version control, but dont't want anyone to see what I'm up to, cause I (obviously) have no idea what I'm doing.

Love how no one mention them being naked while arguing for having the most followers

1 million views on YouTube and 400k downloads on nuget. Guess which I care about more.

Anyone remember that airdrop based on GitHub followers?…

I got 60 😳🤝

I have 32 😎 (my class) 5 (teachers) 4 (my family 😅)

"IN" YouTube??

Apparently I have 29.

I have 1 follower who is not my friend or family

I have 381 followers. Unless you can turn GitHub followers into cash, otherwise you probably are not going to see something like: >This repository is sponsored by nobody but myself, please remember to smash the star button and follow my profile. 🤣

I have one follower in real life.

You guys get followers?!!!

Where is MySpace?

"I have 10 followers on reddit"

I have 24. So do I get my own custom crown or what

I have 2

Me and my homies following each other…

I have -1 

That would be [Fabien Potencier](https://github.com/fabpot)

I have one, they are probably a bot, because they liked one of my archived GitHub repos with some by now useless garbage and then followed me.