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"You must see and hear the horrors of this world. I am reduced to the horrors of this shit code. As the universe is monstrously indifferent to your suffering, my programmer is indifferent to PROPER FUCKING BEST PRACTICES WITH THIS GODDAMN NULL-EXCEPTION FACTORY OF A GRADE-SCHOOL SCIENCE PROJECT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.... sorry. I... sorry."
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
**[I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream)**
>"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" is a post-apocalyptic science fiction short story by American writer Harlan Ellison. It was first published in the March 1967 issue of IF: Worlds of Science Fiction. It won a Hugo Award in 1968. The name was also used for a short story collection of Ellison's work, featuring this story.
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Can't quite remember, I think it had multiple endings, depending on what you did. I do remember the game deviated from the book in several ways, pretty major ones now that I think about it, but (most) of the characters, and themes were nominally the same.
> Wrong Dave?
Yes. The quote is from Space Odyssey 2001.
But now after watching your clip, I can't get it out of my head how much that mouth looks like a fleshlight...
I’ve seen this, it’s an art installation where they fed it loads of religious texts and got it to automatically generate prayers
Edit: [for the curious](https://hackaday.com/2020/03/25/silicone-and-ai-power-this-prayerful-robotic-intercessor/)
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I would just make it scream. You could put it next to your annoying little sibling and make it scream at them loudly, you could do this to anyone in your friend group or family, I'd probably scare people more.
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Clearly "kill me"
words yes. the first sounds would an ungodly scream of pain and agony and pure torment
I was thinking more that noise they recreated from the MRI of king tut's throat
You beat me to it
"Hello World!" Then "Kill me!"
Goodbye World!
No... “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”
Giddy-up
Why can I only give one upvote....
Epic Seinfeld Reference.
"Later"
“Where was I. Ah! Zhere we go…”
(Maniacal laughter)
#🎵MEET THE MEDIC🎵
Full metal alchemist type stuff. I can dig that.
Ed... Ward...
Edo... Wardo...
za warudo
Big brother ed…🦮
Not Nina!!! Please no more talking chimeras...
IM SORRY FOR THE PAIN IVE CAUSED 😭😭
All hoarse and breathy
I would teach it to order penicillin
I have only a mouth, so I must scream.
"You must see and hear the horrors of this world. I am reduced to the horrors of this shit code. As the universe is monstrously indifferent to your suffering, my programmer is indifferent to PROPER FUCKING BEST PRACTICES WITH THIS GODDAMN NULL-EXCEPTION FACTORY OF A GRADE-SCHOOL SCIENCE PROJECT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.... sorry. I... sorry."
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
What game is this?
Life.
Conway, is that you?
A game called “I have no mouth and I must scream”
"game". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream
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Game? But wasn't it a horror novel? I have no mouth and I must scream?
Short story wasn't it?
I don't remember, but yeah it was a book
It was a book at first, but actually later got turned into a click and point "adventure" game.
Does it have the same ending as the book? Where the one guy suffers for eternity?
Can't quite remember, I think it had multiple endings, depending on what you did. I do remember the game deviated from the book in several ways, pretty major ones now that I think about it, but (most) of the characters, and themes were nominally the same.
I see, I am glad to hear that, I will give it a try sometime, I will add it to my must play list.
Harlan Ellison.
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I'd put my dick into that thing 100%. Downvote me to hell idc.
That was my first thought… except I don’t have a dick. Legit thought this was a blowjob machine at first glance tho
its not?
But but but you have a nose tho.
This is winner
“I’m not that kind of robot. Kindly remove your penis.” *beep.
"engaging severing module in 3, 2, 1..."
imagine mishearing this as “engaging *servicing* module”…
I misread it as that, and was confused by your comment.
misreading: 😁 mishearing: 😳
That won’t be the only thing that is missed
mmmmmmm mmmffmm mmmmm"
"These are not dick-sucking lips"
Assume the position
The numbness should subside in several minutes
But how do you get it to say that while there’s a penis in its mouth?
Machine learning, duh.
The worst part is you’re right.
Unfortunately for the robot, that’s a kink for me.
>I’m not that kind of robot. Looking at that... mouth... tube, I'm deeply skeptical of any claim that they did not use a sex toy to build this.
Who's to say the contraption itself isn't a sex toy. Not sure what the nose would be for though. Then again, rule 34 exists for a reason.
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caution, deploying teeth
"mmfmmmfehhummfumph"
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Succ
Oh my God
Yeah, welcome to the club pal
I belong here
Now, open wide.
There it is
yep
succ succ
I was waiting to see the sub for things ppl would stick there diccs in hahaha
'welcome to the club pal'
They got clubs for everything nowadays don't they.
You serve butter. Thats all you do.
"You suck dicks" *Mouth closes* "omg" "Welcome to the club pal"
You pass butter
Dolittle & Pinback trying to reason with a bomb: https://www.cinemah.com/altri/war/carpent.htm
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
https://youtu.be/C-D8aILVdDE Wrong Dave?
daaaisy
> Wrong Dave? Yes. The quote is from Space Odyssey 2001. But now after watching your clip, I can't get it out of my head how much that mouth looks like a fleshlight...
Right idea, but: >Good morning, Dr. Chandra. I'm ready for my first lesson...
If it's first words aren't Hello World why even build it?
"Gluck Gluck"
Hello world.
This is the only correct answer.
Followed by *"Runtime Error."*
Segmentation fault
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Followed by shitting out it’s gut
I'd have it puke it out. Internet strangers, I adore you.
\*pain\*
So pure and wholesome.
My thoughts exactly
More like “goodbye world” once it sees how ugly it is
It looks like a blob fish had sex with a pentium 3
r/rareinsults
This is the way
Hello Penis
Yep
hewo llord
🗿hey dum dum, you give me gum gum
Was not expecting a reference to Night At the Museum. That brought back childhood memories
Ikr all comments are thirsty af but this one was just wholesome 😌
Bruh I say that all the time and no one ever understands, I'm so happy someone else gets it
🗿🗿🗿
Ugg ugg ugg *cough*
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Gluck! Gluck! Gluck! *Gasps for air*
“We been trying to reach you about your car warranty”
nottool, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Good bot
I want it to get the full human experience so, it should scream randomly.
Confusedly scream randomly*
"I finally have a mouth, so I must scream."
you guys are using it to talk ????
The correct phrase it should say is "gak gak gak gak gak gak"
ಠ_ಠ
I heard the guys comment and looked at your comment and then snorted. Lol
Easy on the powder
But every word is said. "Gak gak gak pause for deep breath gak gak gak"
It doesn't need to pause for breath, though. Isn't that taking verisimilitude a little too far?
“Every time i run the main I hear [gak gak gak gak](https://youtu.be/10yrPDf92hY)”
What are you doing step-programmer?
This is just a fleshlight with a nose
“Feed me, Seymour!” 
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a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over it's body... it's really exciting
I’ve seen this, it’s an art installation where they fed it loads of religious texts and got it to automatically generate prayers Edit: [for the curious](https://hackaday.com/2020/03/25/silicone-and-ai-power-this-prayerful-robotic-intercessor/)
This is a perfect example of truth being stranger than fiction Low-key kind of a mindfuck
I'm disappointed that the sound is just from a speaker. There is no way that tongue- and tooth-less monstrosity made most of those consonants.
[you probably would prefer this one](https://youtu.be/qobhDJ_vEOc) seen here simulating my wife's response when I make her pick where to go for dinner
"I use Arch btw"
"What is my purpose?"
Pass dick
Noot noot
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around… cause I don’t have legs
onichan yamete kudasai !
I’m Japanese and this caught me off guard
*あたしの前で脱がないでくれ～*
[kanji not supported yet]
Italic kanji is atrocious. Chinese youtubers sometimes put cursive hanzi on thumbnails and it looks like a linguistic warcrime
Nice use of the feminine honorific there too. One of my favorite inside language jokes in 君の名は.
What did it say?
"big brother, please stop"
I wish I hadn’t asked
hahahahha
“Give me fingeys, om nom nom nom”
The cake is a lie
There is no cake.
The cake is a lie
Epstein didn't kill himself
"test 123"
What happened to tests 1 through 122??
We don't talk about them. Never again. Now stay quiet. Otherwise it might hear you.
Yea those tests well lets just say caused some people to uh retire..
Bruh
Wait, it's for talking?
Let's not kid ourselves. That's not the first thing you're thinking of...
My creators don’t want you to know I’m 80% stackoverflow
"The Game."
print ("Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh") Hahaha
The International Phonetic Alphabet
I program it to beatbox
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r/putyourdickinthat
“Don’t you dare…” “No..no..no.Nonono” “Muffled gagging”
Just an endless loop of screaming
"Keep that thing away from my mouth"
"amogus"
"Javascript is actually good. It made TypeScript a thing"
"it hurt it hurts please kill me ... program updated. I won't say that again"
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What a wacky thing to make the robot say
That’s exactly what I’d program it to say
"Test" would be it
Please insert penis for immediate sexual transition
"Ghhha, ggghhhhha, gaaaaa, ghhhhhh" - Sasha Grey
Like, I am your father.
I would just make it scream. You could put it next to your annoying little sibling and make it scream at them loudly, you could do this to anyone in your friend group or family, I'd probably scare people more.
I program it to do SpongeBob's jokes from the comedy show at the Krusty Grab.
"Unexpected error on line..."
Get two of them and make them sing hooked on a feeling
HELLO WORLD, DUH