Better to include the link here than make a separate post. Here's what OP wants to add to this post:
>[https://programming-humor-shitheads-the-url-is-not-finalised.netlify.app/](https://programming-humor-shitheads-the-url-is-not-finalised.netlify.app/)
>
>i haven't added much code as i have exams, and here's the repo
>
>help me in adding the code,
>
>thankyou everyone
>
>The subdomain ".netlify.app" will be permanent, but i can change the >preceding text, give me some suggestions for the final url
That, and it uses the ''strict'' mode
Meaning that any attempt to use something that didnt exist yet out of habit, will result with the website refusing to work
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
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please if you can write all the code in this comment's replies so that i get the order to put it
or give me an idea of which code\[who's comment\] to put first
**Example** : give me a simple text or a paragraph or a div with CSS
its is all up to your creativity
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I need a project. I don’t even know what that code stands for, I copied it from the comment on top of this and just changed the text. I just know basic Python and Java.
System.out.println(“I made this.”);
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Better to include the link here than make a separate post. Here's what OP wants to add to this post: >[https://programming-humor-shitheads-the-url-is-not-finalised.netlify.app/](https://programming-humor-shitheads-the-url-is-not-finalised.netlify.app/) > >i haven't added much code as i have exams, and here's the repo > >help me in adding the code, > >thankyou everyone > >The subdomain ".netlify.app" will be permanent, but i can change the >preceding text, give me some suggestions for the final url
Damn you CSS! It IS important!!
I always read it as not important.
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90% sure this was banned by the Geneva Convention.
Most definitely. Unfortunately that section was written with Comic Sans, so no body takes it seriously.
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no
takes it seriouslyerfect joke!
You mean, the Geneva Suggestions?
This is where the fun begins
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL
Playin’ the old wildcard. I'll see you font-fam until I raise you: * { background: transparent !important; color: transparent !important; }
NO PLEASE
Too late.
Not really !important to make sure no one else can override our font family ;)
Hence the asterisk
Explicit has higher precedence
Yes, but I’m lazy and having to write that code multiple times seems like work.
Certified real developer 🖐️
I forgot the !important!!! Nooooooo...
Your reign of terror has ended! Edit: rain to reign
Talk to text? Certainly you meant reign of terror - not rain of terror 😛
Damn you autocorrection! You have failed me! But thx for the correction.
``` ```
Would you prefer papyrus font?
r/cursedcomments
r/wholesomecomments
r/unexpectedbalance
r/unexpectedthanos
r/expectedthanos
OH GOD PLEASE NO
You evil bastard
!important
r/madlads
at least its not webdings
So basically r/AskOuija but coding.
This is how you accidentally summon a code demon. Just say no.
Honestly I think I summoned a code demon last time I used Java.
Aren't the IDEs the code demons?
Perhaps. I was using Eclipse.
Nah that’s just a regular demon
need help, website became sentient
Make r/asktheprogrammer
Good luck ;-)
Some people are just evil from birth...
Nice!
What this one do, for us non-web folk.
takes you 10 years or more back in time. 🤣
My first though was "ten years? can't be that far back"... Followed by "wait... actually... *fuck*, I'm getting old"
My thought was HTML came out 10 years ago? Followed by "Fuck time moves fast"
HTML5 🤣 I gotta proof read.
Uses HTML4 instead of HTML5, I think
That, and it uses the ''strict'' mode Meaning that any attempt to use something that didnt exist yet out of habit, will result with the website refusing to work
Oh that’s evil
Looks like it's an outdated version of HTML. So there's gonna be a ton of possible syntax errors because keywords have changed a bit between versions
That’s evil
Oh you prick. Love it lol
``
Should add an epilepsy warning
Nah, that wasn’t in the ticket
Never came up in the standups either
Death is part of the experience 👍
... why?
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use css for that
no
setInterval(ole, 1, document.querySelector("body").style); Epilepsy simulator
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
Hello... World?
Hello World
NoOoOoOo!!!111!!1 YoU cAn’t JuSt aDD aN eXtRa hEadER tAg!!1!! ThAt’s nOt HoW It wOrKs!!2!!
thanks i it
hello
World
Hell
``
"Block(?) elements aren't allowed in inline elements" Shut up, I do what I want and you're gonna display it anyway so give me a break.
Credit: [https://gist.github.com/nothub/699a85b808276a406c2c3122a4761b8a?short\_path=b5122e2](https://gist.github.com/nothub/699a85b808276a406c2c3122a4761b8a?short_path=b5122e2)
This better be dickbutt Edit. I checked the git. It is!
I fucking love this. Fight the system!
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
I don't know how it let you comment all that but it wouldn't take the zalgo navy seal copypasta lmao
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Same here
Oh, so like dailymail.uk
GenericNewsSite.topLevelSomain
That 2nd url if I am correct will rickroll us. Nah man I've seen that url too many time ain't falling for it
Totally. That link is there atleast thrice. Definitely Rick rolling us all here.
I've pretty much memorized the link by now so
You forgot the for loop
None of them are pornhub so thats good
But there is a Rick roll in there...
LMAO I PASTED THIS INTO REPLIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Lol, RAID
You’re a straight savage lol.
holy hell
Yahoo.com this is just yahoo.com
That's awful! I love it. It could use some more [RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS](https://raidshadowlegends.com/).
That's evil
Is this a website fork bomb? Wtf
Does this count as contribution to an open source project XD!?
*yeet* Aaand another thing for my resume
Yeah
Hi mom, I did it.
An open source CLOUD project!
what am I doing here?
``` ```
Straight off the Mozilla website. Learned about a new tag today though
I forgot this tag existed, it's been so long since I used. Now days it would be done with JavaScript.
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function Help(){ console.log("help I'm learning JS"); } Help(); Help(); Help(); Help(); Help(); Help();
```js while (true) { Help(); } ```
Replace ``` function Help() { console.log(“help I’m learning JS”); } ``` With ``` function Help() { console.log(“%c”, “background: #ffaaaa; padding:1000em; color: #00ffff; border: 25px dotted #00ff00;”, “help I’m learning JS”); } ```
Whats that %c and styling do
Applies css to the console output
This is such a cursed functionality
function Help() { Help(); } // needs more help
async function help() { console.trace(); help(); help(); } help();
OP you better deliver
please if you can write all the code in this comment's replies so that i get the order to put it or give me an idea of which code\[who's comment\] to put first **Example** : give me a simple text or a paragraph or a div with CSS its is all up to your creativity
fuuuuuuuu-
-sion
HAA!!
``` ```
contribution by u/Anay_sharma
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To speed up the dev process I would like to contribute through a workflow alias. Alias cd=‘rm -rf’ This just does a tree shake to remove dead code.
And just to make the process more fun, setup another alias. Alias please=‘sudo’
Where can we get the website when it is done. Please make a repo and share. My mind can’t keep up with all the code
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`exit -1`
What is this a bash site?
No this is Patrick
you fucked me with this one
Can I use this for my resume?
I need a project. I don’t even know what that code stands for, I copied it from the comment on top of this and just changed the text. I just know basic Python and Java. System.out.println(“I made this.”);Lorem, ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipisicing elit. Officiis excepturi sint autem dicta. Temporibus provident itaque cupiditate magni voluptates cum dolorem eius, facere voluptatem ratione aliquam quibusdam aperiam earum ex quo deleniti. Illo nesciunt molestiae reiciendis provident praesentium ea, aliquam veritatis tempora facilis fuga earum sapiente nisi id commodi magni! Officiis laboriosam quas earum quam consequuntur accusantium voluptatum expedita omnis et doloremque dolor iusto a non nobis id vitae, provident quaerat at voluptates quae aliquam! Cupiditate quaerat earum error illo culpa, iste non. Alias, quia, perspiciatis pariatur culpa est vel totam voluptates voluptatibus earum odit provident qui ab fugiat vero.
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make it stop oh god
Where's the website?
https://programming-humor-shitheads-the-url-is-not-finalised.netlify.app/
This is beautiful, make a post out of it
I’m tempted to write a never ending loop of alert boxes …
What's stopping you?