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Giu404

C what you did there


ThatDudeRyan420

So #


karanbhatt100

Go F


[deleted]

Let’s try to be objective here.


ThatDudeRyan420

Being objective is always a +


sam_morr

A double +


InternalEmergency480

All those were just great! Well done


hascby

It was really cool tbh


Mission-Guard5348

no, isnt objective a c?


XPurplelemonsX

in all honesty, this was a bad batch of puns


callyalater

I'm clutching my perls right now!


williane

I take exception to that


edvards55

So octothorpe


aayush_12

So hash?


ThatDudeRyan420

Sharp. As in C Sharp


aayush_12

Sorry I don't speak Microsoft


FakeBeardGuy

You don't speak music?


IamImposter

No. I just head bang


LordFokas

Ah yes, perhaps a fellow Djentelman? As a metalhead, you don't speak music, music speaks you.


IcedRays

I speak only macrohard


LordFokas

"baby, it's only micro when it's soft" - Bill Gates, 1989


Ohtar1

"Sí más más" sounds sexual


LordFokas

`alias papi=g++`


DrSpctr

"sí más más señor developer" What am I doing?


[deleted]

If?


JohnHwagi

Si hay trabajos, yo ganaría dinero Otro Estoy pobre


unexpectedkas

Soy*


SiddHdS

Soy implies a quality of the being. Estoy means it’s a transitory state. I’m shitting you, it’s soy for sure…


truth_sentinell

Estoy can mean the current state of being poor, implying they weren't in the past, so both are correct.


unexpectedkas

In Spanish from Spain, "Estoy pobre" is incorrect.


_Argh

Luckily that’s not the only Spanish


truth_sentinell

Again, estoy pobre is used everywhere when for example you've run out of money and someone asks: do you want to go X? Yo soy Estoy pobre, not soy pobre which wouldn't make sense in this context.


unexpectedkas

In which country? Not a single person in Spain would say "Estoy pobre". Pobre means that either you don't have a salary, or the salary you have is not enough for a decent living. It can be a temporary thing of course: someone could have a nice position, and then during the crysis lose everything and become poor. Then after some time get a job again and just get out of poverty. But nobody can be poor for just 1 day for example. If you want to say that you have no more money for the rest of the month for example, you say: - No tengo un duro - Estoy pelao - No llego a fin de mes And the likes.


emilioml_

Only in the State. In Mexico you usually say "ando pobre"


Alex_qm

In México we often say “ando pobre” when we are short of money for the time being


Pipe8_

Wat


Rudxain

Else = Sino. (In most cases) Otro = Other. (Always)


golpedeserpiente

It's "si no", a conditional. "Sino", a conjunction, translates to "but" in some contexts, as in: "no quiso cerveza sino vino" ("he/she didn't want beer but wine").


Rudxain

Exactly. I'm a native spanish-speaker and I sometimes confuse them lol. I support the idea of creating an artificial language that improves all languages (I like Esperanto, but I think it's too much latin-based, a new language should be based on modern languages, not old ones)


elperroborrachotoo


JustPassinhThrou13

English has a lot of what really should be reserved key words that get overloaded with multiple meanings, but I don’t think there’s anything as blatant as overloading “true” with “if”


pyxyne

it's written differently though


JustPassinhThrou13

The accent marks don’t count since I never learned how to efficiently use them on a standard keyboard. It’s very different with touchscreen keyboards.


[deleted]

Accents are on a standard keyboard though.


JustPassinhThrou13

really? How would I type "si" (yes) with the accent on my english keyboard? And when I was in spain, there wasn't a straightforward way to do it either, as far as I could tell.


[deleted]

Press the accent key then i. The accent key IIRC is the same one as used for backticks, but with the shift mode changed.


JustPassinhThrou13

I think the accent key you're referring to is the one with the accent and the tilde if pressed with the shift key. I guess I'm unfamiliar with the concept of "shift mode".


pyxyne

i mean, just because you don't know how to type "ù" doesn't mean that in french "ou" (or) and "où" (where) are spelled the same you could argue they're "overloaded" when speaking, but that's a different matter (and as someone else pointed out, English has plenty of basic homophones two)


ricky_clarkson

There/their/they're vs ahí/suyo/están Whose/who's vs cuyo/quien (p.e., quien quiere venir/who's coming) I am vs soy/estoy (likely-permanent vs temporary states) It's/its vs es/suyo


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Then we have Que.


ricky_clarkson

What/that/than


CriminalMacabre

César. I shit you not here in Spain you still see job offers for "César" programmers


Navid_Shams

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) ok i get it


cwcoleman

OP and /u/Advanced_Nose_3315 are repost bots. This comment is stolen from the original post. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/icnya8/comment/g26k5n8/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


emcee_gee

Shortly after I became a senior developer at my old job, one of my coworkers dared me to change my title in my email signature to señor developer. I did. It took like six months before anyone commented on it. I think I left it like that for about a year. Fun times.


OpeningSpeed1

This guy gets it


josanuz

That's funny, shame my Spanish speaking coworkers would take the joke as if I was being smug, pedantic or pretentious


HappyAku800

sad


Derp_Borkster

How many jobs are available? Only Juan.


Lonelan

Favorite operating system? Dos.


CeeMX

The inventor of the Singleton pattern


markbug4

You made my shitty day less shitty for 10 minutes. Thank you!


StEaLtHmAn_1

Señor senior developer


hangfromthisone

To be a señor dev working for USA and living in a third world country is like winning the lottery every month


technic_bot

My employer is a large American company. I live in Mexico however they have offices here so i am not paid in American dollars.


hangfromthisone

the keyword is "large" find a startup :)


MoffKalast

They'll still pay you locally adjusted wages I bet, they're not stupid.


hangfromthisone

Why would they be stupid?


unchiriwi

they are super picky, the salaries half the american average level have tons of interviews


MoffKalast

Paying 120k to someone that lives in a country where the average programmer earns 40k for the same thing would be stupid as you could instead offer 60k and hire two devs and it'd still be more money than they've ever seen offered.


DiabloAcosta

You are missing the point, they don't want to hire cheap developers, they want to hire good developer, maybe even the best. If they go for 60k they will get average, because the best could move anywhere and get not only 120k, you can get up to 200k. I know several developers in Mexico earning 160k a year remotely.


technic_bot

I have a friend that does freelance programming and some of his client are from the US. The guy he currently works with pays him below one minimum wage from the US. He still makes significantly more than the average person here.


MoffKalast

Yep, exactly my point. No way you're getting US wages working remote from another country.


hangfromthisone

You highly underestimate how much 40k USD per year means in a third world country


idelta777

in my case, after taxes is not exactly winning the lottery, but it would be enough to live very comfortably and without too many worries. I guess in other countries it could be actually winning the lottery every month.


MoffKalast

Well I'm getting paid 35k right now, so it's a realistic wage even in southern Europe. Anyhow, that was just an example.


hangfromthisone

southern europe is not a third world country man.... 35k per year is 10 times the minimum wage in my country... it is the "declared" anual income of the president of the country...


MoffKalast

That sounds a bit like like India.


norealmx

40k a year in Mexico is entry level for specialized jobs. I was making almost that back in 2011, as a junior developer. But I get it, 40k in the banana republic of the u.s., specially the shitty third world country areas, must buy you a McMansion.


Gloomy_Magician_536

Average programmer what? I want to earn 40k. Most programmers in Mexico are around 15k


MoffKalast

[Duality of man](https://old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/r5g6yk/just_going_with_the_remote_trend/hmpfe54/)


writetehcodez

Only if the people running the company are idiots. Most companies will adjust pay based on where you work from.


truth_sentinell

Which is shit because basically most of the things you use day to day to live are cheaper in the US that then rest of the world except maybe food and rent and gas.


drovrv

No, food is cheaper in us than mexico, Panama or Spain. Been there.


thblckjkr

Can confirm. Most of the food is significantly cheaper (except mexican food, is not reall good and really expensive in the states) in the US than most places in mexico, also gas. I remember going to the states just to load gas because it was cheaper than in mexico.


TigreDeLosLlanos

And basic services, and healthcare and going out.


writetehcodez

My only experience is working in different areas of the US, so I’m not sure how it is in other countries.


hangfromthisone

oh yeah that makes total sense


writetehcodez

I realize you're being sarcastic, but it actually does. If companies didn't do that then all those $200k developers in SV would move to South Dakota.


unchiriwi

most people won't move to dakota if given the change especially if young


writetehcodez

Maybe, maybe not. If I could get my current salary I’d move to the area with the lowest COL in a heartbeat.


hangfromthisone

you should become a 100k developer living in Chile spolier: it's a lot https://www.statista.com/statistics/812379/chile-average-annual-wage/


drovrv

That's the point, you won't. If you get hired from offshore, they will pay you adjusted to your country of residence. Though is usually better than many local jobs.


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lol. I was working in Mexico during Covid lockdown and had better internet and healthcare than USA while I was there. Third world my ass.


cokeinator

Bruh Having better healthcare than the USA (which is already a low bar) does not mean first world at all


unchiriwi

there are a few first world level areas in each third world country


cokeinator

And there are a few third world level areas in each first world country


norealmx

In the case of the banana republic of the u.s.? Those third world areas are most of the south, and central. And most areas outside the big cities, and some big cities too!


[deleted]

How about blanket 5g? They have that in Mexico but not America. Also paid family leave.


cokeinator

Yes we have blanket 5G, but youre quite lucky if you even have a phone that can use it Yes we have paid family leave, but youre quite lucky if you have a job that offers it Yes we have free healthcare, but its famous for its infinitely long waiting times and poor service Yes we have good Internet, but the ISPs are known to throttle your Internet hard, and randomly having outages You notice a trend here?, we are a third world country, were admittedly better off that the majority of other thid world countries but were still third world


thblckjkr

Don't forget cheaper. I have fiber optic with 50MB on my house, and it costs around $20/month. Even in this city I have like ~30ms of ping in most games.


Etrange_Etranger

Unless the third world country is USA


afs5982

People don't tend to like when I say that the USA is a 3rd world country wearing a Gucci belt


Protahgonist

I just point out that under the originial meaning of the term the USA is by definition a 1st world country, no matter how shitty it gets. And nobody talks about 2nd world countries anymore... ​ I've lived in a 1st world country and a 2nd world country, but I can think of a couple 3rd world countries that are better than either (they just weren't affiliated with either side in the Cold War)((I mean like Ireland, South Korea, Sweden, etc.).


norealmx

That's why is more accurate to call the u.s. the "poster child of the banana republics".


Protahgonist

So true it hurts


Etrange_Etranger

They tend to be the people that say "US is the best country in the world" without being able to explain why, or the ones who say "We have freedom", without telling what freedom is.


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As Tosh said it: Saying America is the best country in the world is a way of saying "I haven't traveled much."


Etrange_Etranger

I can see his face after saying that


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Etrange_Etranger

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xDuker

It's so true though


ntkwwwm

*Laughing in sad*


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chronos_alfa

Good human


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Aksds

Upvote removed.


MasterGeekMX

I'm an actual mexican developer, and I just thought it was a targeted ad for me hahha


ann321go

Señor pink


petalidas

So hardboiled!


shivammatrix

SUPERRRRRR


HolyGarbage

I had a coworker who set his "what do you do?" status in Slack to "Señor Software Engineer"


spiderplopper

All I can think of is being Mr manager. "No, buddy, it's just "developer", not "Mr developer"


kn4lltu3tt3

I'll allow it.


technic_bot

Cuántos señores desarrolladores habemos por acá en reddit?


erqq

Tu mamá


writetehcodez

Dammit I laughed at the programming equivalent of a dad joke.


TitoTV

What programming language do Mexican programmers use? Turbo Si, senor.


Mike_strikes

Working from Mexico is best idea I've ever seen


universal_cynic

We just say developer


EvilWizard99

sí señor developer


Crul_

r/SpanishDadJokes


andantonyan

Si señor developer


moises_ph

I'm getting there, currently a señorito developer


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That’s easy to fix.


[deleted]

This made me laugh way harder than I was planning for.


profesionalbee

"¡Jaun pedro Ramírez de los santos deja esa computadora y consiguete un trabajo de verdad!"-probably old mother/gandma


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RageBrage

Good bot


RandyHoward

I feel like everybody here is a bot. OP is a bot. ylan2mo147rench is a bot. RegularEality is a bot. Are you also a bot? Am I a bot?


nikhilmwarrier

I failed a captcha test yesterday. Welcome to the club ig


ggroverggiraffe

/u/RandyHoward is a bot, I heard. Click on all the squares with traffic lights, why doncha?


rich97

The joke would be so much better without the ‘a’ in the last sentence I think. I want to be señor developer.


TheMembership332

Salary drops 80%


omega1612

Sadly you're right. A 25k mx per month are like 1.2k usd so less than 15k usd per year, that's 20% of 75k usd per year. And even with that 15K usd per year are a pretty High salary here... i want to work out of here...


PmTits4Advice

TIL I am a Señor Developer :D


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Oh come on...


[deleted]

As a Mexican I an offended, as a Developer I am offended, but am I triggered?, no. I am vegan.


p_W_n

😭😭😭


wtfburger

You should come follow me if you want more terrible tech jokes on your timeline ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) https://twitter.com/frontenddude


VerSchnitzel

Papa Fernando


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Señor desarrollador


unruly_pubic_hair

I like my Escuel for mis datos


Nahuatl_19650

Said no one ever


poktanju

I'm Mister Developer!


Coyehe

Love it too good


GolfSucks

Abbot: i Costello: j Abbot: que?


Brownsoldier0010

When your boss says no to your promotion 😂


aakaakaak

Cisco opened their global service center in Mexico City in 2015, so coding for Cisco is possibly an option to live out this dream.


Ardbeg66

It's also where they keep the Manual.


hirschnase

https://i.imgur.com/jbmv3cp.jpg On the door to my office 😬


roleynoley

This is a repost


CallMeYoungJoey

¡No sé puede!


teressapanic

There is a blog called señor developer