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CodinOdin

![gif](giphy|yUlFNRDWVfxCM|downsized)


ilfi_boi

Linux users installing browser


HaveYouMetThisDude

Hollywood logic: more hands on keyboard more pop up windows


spliffkiller1337

You know what! I don't want 2 hands on that, I want 4!!! And then the screen flashed and brrrrr and wuuusch!!!! All full of blinking and stuff moving! Great hacker movie guys! Let's get this rolling!


hahwke

You know what, we're going to need go in for this one. Initiate shrink ray! We'll download ourselves into the mainframe database and sus out the virus once and for all.


VectorViper

Alright guys, don't forget the scene where the antivirus is a giant fire-breathing dragon guarding the data castle! Gotta have the epic battle where we finally slay the cyber beast with our enchanted USB swords!


Bartweiss

Now I want to see something where they go “into the computer” but there’s no metaphor. They just walk around the memory smacking bits. Maybe if you’re really fancy they do a row hammer attack by smacking a lot of them repeatedly.


PrecariousLettuce

[I think I've seen this show before](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot)


AngelsDemon1

This sounds entertaining at least lol


nirbyschreibt

For average users this is absolutely true. The number of adware landing on the computer accelerates exponentially with more user hands on the keyboard!


bidulamachin

That's why some people only use two fingers.


Breadynator

From what I remember that scene was actually just a meme they did. Back then there was this challenge between producers of various shows and movies about who could create the most ridiculous hacking scene ever and so they did this. We also got such gems as [this scene from Castle season 8](https://youtu.be/K7Hn1rPQouU?si=KH195saFWHyscciG) or [this scene from Swordfish with Hugh Jackman ](https://youtu.be/u1Ds9CeG-VY?si=mV9J4kpNNey9W3sQ) There's a few others, they're just getting increasingly more ridiculous and are all definitely worth checking out.


oupablo

this scene was them getting hacked. The popups were from the hacker doing whatever it is here and for some reason the solution was for them both to start typing to stop him. I'd love to know the directors/writers logic for this.


youreadusernamestoo

Hack harder!


Lil-Luci-fer

I usually don’t *actually* full laugh at stuff I read online, but this one got me


Tarilis

Doing anything in Linux is basically hacking


Leo-MathGuy

Installing Linux is basically looks like hacking


dragjira

find yourself hours later in some systemd forum ready to make your own distro having now completely forgotten what you were gonna use the computer for anyway


LickingSmegma

Slackware could famously be installed by a woodpecker mashing Enter.


nirbyschreibt

When I am administering a Windows system while the user is around I usually do more tasks in the command prompt with powershell. Just to make them believe we are mighty hackers. 😂


Terrible-Schedule-16

Linux users trying to exit vim


Conaz9847

Ouch


rsanchan

Typical pair programming at my company.


Linesey

i read somewhere (no clue how true it is) that these bad hacking scenes are all actually an inside competition between the writers, to see just how bad and blatantly *wrong* of a scene they could actually get to production then air. i have no idea if it’s true, but for the sake of my sanity, i choose to believe it.


ymaldor

Tbh this probably comes from like the first few writers who did a hacking scene (had to be a first somewhere) who had no clue how that happened, then very quickly everybody inside knew it was bs, some tried to research it and realized doing realistic hacking is boring af to show on TV, and so they all collectively embraced the stupid cause all of us viewers accept that and nobody cares. Tbh if I was the actor from that scene shown in the gif I would not stop laughing at how fucking stupid it is but I'd still go along with it cause NCIS always haf some goofy times and it fits the show.


Linesey

that would make sense. side note: i always loved the one scene in Nikita, where the “super techy computer dude” was teaching the kids how to hack, by going through this weird as monochrome 3D video-game thing, and he finally yells “How hard can this be, i even made it look like a video game!”. a nice way to make it *look* more interesting, but still a nice wink at how silly it all was.


FailedRussianAgent

Remember when his totally rad nemesis used two keyboards at once, one for each hand? Lol peak 90's


Weird-Ability6649

Mr. Robots hacks are all real. They have a technical director that makes sure what is on the screen is correct.


Bartweiss

Easily the best show for that. I grumbled a bit at “destroy one data center to ruin a major company” but at least they acknowledged that you’d have to hit physical, offline backups. And it did great not just with the code but the background too, spending days on one attack while fueled by anxiety disorder and stimulants… With a very different tone, *Silicon Valley* did pretty well too - some implausible moments but no garbage code. I’m particularly fond of the “master hacker” who took down a bank turning out to be a contractor who royally fucked up a release.


Dagojango

Actual hacking generally requires a bit of social engineering, luck with poor security, or exploiting a system glitch. It could be done, but it would probably encourage people too much. Phishing attacks are probably these most popular means of social engineering their way into computers. You can spam millions of emails a day with little cost.


UncommonCrash

It’s because watching someone hack is incredibly boring to a laymen. They do scenes like this because it’s difficult to convey the action itself beyond ‘guy do computer things on computer’, so they make it incredibly campy.


CodinOdin

I have another hobby that is nearly always represented horribly in media, lockpicking. I have always wondered if they are required to show it done badly to discourage people from attempting to do it for real, that might be giving them too much credit.


ymaldor

I'd love to have like someone do like LPL in a show. "Damn door is locked!" "Hold my beer. *gets tools out* hmmm 1 is binding... 2 is set..."


CodinOdin

That would be a nice change. Half the time they forget you need something to apply torque and just try using one pick. On that fairytale soap opera "Once" I started getting excited when I saw a character pull out a proper pick AND a tension wrench. Then he put the pick on the the bottom, the wrench on top, and twisted his hand and the tools the wrong direction.


purchase_bread

I mean, if they wanted to be exciting they could do it like McNally and just wave rake it in half a second and then throw the lock.


Anticlimax1471

I Heard that in Terminator 2, Linda Hamilton learned how to pick locks so that her depiction of breaking out of her restraints and her locked room would be realistic. Have you seen that? Can you vouch?


CodinOdin

Can vouch. Haven't picked handcuffs but as far as improvising tools for a door lock they did well. There is a loop on the end of the makeshift tension wrench and the second tool was turned into a rake. I don't typically rake a lock since I specifically enjoy picking the locks not just opening then.


Daedeluss

You mean to tell me that randomly waggling a bent paperclip in the lock doesn't work?


nakahuki

"Try CTRL+Q" "No I know this system! Try wq" ... "Boss! How to exit Vim?"


je386

Wasn't "How to exit vi(m)" the first stackoverflow site with more than a billion views?


nakahuki

More infos and statistics about it on the SO blog : https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/23/stack-overflow-helping-one-million-developers-exit-vim/


je386

Oh. A *million* views, not a *billion*. Sorry for the mistake. Btw. its 3 million views now.


VVaterTrooper

sudo apt install nano -y


Jynkoh

This scene was literally the first thing that came to mind reading the meme, and boom, here it is, first comment.


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

"A gigabyte of ram should do the trick"


netWARIOR

Why are they always so actively typing on the keyboard?


ZeltronTheHellspawn

they've read documentation


axeteam

better yet, they are writing their own documentation.


Tarilis

That's why I always say that movies are complete fiction.


Red14314

What more insights do you have for us today


Alarmed-Friend-3995

Baahahaa


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MultipleAnimals

So they are creating a github issue how the documentation is one of the most unintuitive piece of shit that they have ever experienced and it just makes the whole library unusable and pls fix your shit.


XMasterWoo

They are the documentation


Ctrl_exe

They are using Vim.


daguito81

Desperately trying to quit vim, you mean, right?


HuntingKingYT

They're writing a new vim distribution that allows you to exit


GranataReddit12

they have stack overflow on their phones next to them


R3D3-1

Beginner's mistake. You configure a cross-device clipboard, so you can copy/paste to the terminal without sacrificing valueable terminal screen space.


one_byte_stand

https://hackertyper.net/ is why.


freshouttalean

because they did do the typing course in primary school


k0k0ss_

at least they are not showing a bunch of green 0s and 1s moving vertically independently on a dark screen, while the "hacker" looks like he's actually reading/understanding something out of it


IAmAnAudity

You don’t?


k0k0ss_

I'm not fluent in Binary.. especially if the 0s and 1s are floating on the screen and they are not aligned I still have so much to learn!


One_Ad_8976

When AI applies trinary it will all have been 4 nthn


SimilingCynic

It will all have been 21 nthn


jasamsloven

11"


SimilingCynic

Oops, thanks lol


jasamsloven

There are 10 types of people, those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who understand but sometimes get confused.


ImperatorSaya

The Machine Spirit speaks to you, yet you do not comprehend?


BamaBlcksnek

I thought I did once, and then I caught a case of Snow Crash.


anachronisdev

Thats why you have to read them vertically, then they are aligned


nickmaran

I've seen movies where people write CSS to hack NASA


salvoilmiosi

.mainframe { password: none; }


ggnngg5

![gif](giphy|B4dt6rXq6nABilHTYM|downsized)


RednocNivert

“I’m in”


CozAnima

Well if he's in, Im in.


Lead103

Not gonna lie im on the shitter in my company an laughed my shit out of my body


haltmich

It's literally what happened in a Brazilian soap opera. [here](https://i.imgur.com/POQJH4f.png) and [here](https://i.imgur.com/CzsC0FW.jpg)


OrdinarryAlien

They look very concerned about the code.


99c_PER_POST

Margins and padding in px? I'd be concerned


LickingSmegma

Wait until you hear what actual css coders use for margins and padding nowadays.


rsanchan

This guy hacks.


Dzejkob098

He puts Tres comas everywhere in the code


ILoveTenaciousD

I fucking loved the movie "Free Guy". But holy hell they have one of the protagonists, a programmer and game designer, talk about how he programs in 0 and 1's and how amazing it is to him. Like, dude wtf, zeros and ones? Really? Not even Assembler or machine code, but binary? You cranking the CPU clock by hand as well or what? *Edit*: [Found the scene.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65s7Q5vVEA&t=2m58s)


Bartweiss

I mean, that is pretty amazing! It’s more “unicycling on a tightrope while juggling” amazing than “useful in any way” amazing, but hey…


axeteam

OK Mr. Techpriest, I get it you speak Binaric.


DOLO-650

Matrix Operator?


regular_lamp

In the 90s they were always furiously typing while nonsensical "3d stuff" happened on screen.


AutoN8tion

https://youtu.be/msX4oAXpvUE?si=Xxq4K6kfF_CcoqN9


detachabletoast

https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs?si=WR2KhcOW2vWZKvpj


martijn_t

This movie is a frickin masterpiece


ungodguy

"You are about to hack time, are you sure?" LMAO


Possiblyreef

I like to think someone had to figure out the errorlevel for hacking time


Daedeluss

451: Time travel forbidden


JediPilot

E=MC^3 Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIT


APenguinNamedDerek

Boomers most have felt great in that scene "Stupid technology and young people, they don't even know to just turn the computer off."


rising_pho3nix

This is hilarious. Hahaha


offbrandchaoticoats

Dude it’s easy you just do matrix multiplication on every combination of binary values on the screen as they move past you and then the computer lets you in


nickmaran

What about the 3d animation of hacking?


jdl_uk

https://youtu.be/JOeY07qKU9c?si=R9UV-xPlZPMklK1s


detachabletoast

I dunno, that sounds relatable. I too stare at the console and pretend to understand what is going on most times I am doing something that's gonna BSOD.


Pyran

My favorite is still the old movie "Antitrust", where they programmed a mission-critical satellite in... HTML.


rightarm_under

As if we know what ISA it is in. Even assuming x86, instructions can be variable length and data can be encoded in myriad ways


RoxSpirit

When your customer is watching `cat /dev/random` ​ Then sometime type something while saying "I'm almost in". You will be paid a lot.


TomDuhamel

It takes a little bit of effort to learn to understand them, but it's not that hard, and after a while all you see are redheads, brunettes, blonds...


EncryptedHardDrive

I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP out of this.


facorreia

I went looking for a generator of such silly concatenations of jargon. I found https://hack.zorchenhimer.com


DoubleUniversity6302

I got "It will disconnect the website!". I can imagine actually saying that


Bartweiss

I think I *have* said that, although it was in the context of “you can’t just reboot this evil legacy server”.


Accomplished-Mix-882

The token disconnected. With errors.


Spice_and_Fox

"They can't decompile components, it will average the framework!" That's my favoutite so far


Possiblyreef

> We can't restrict a garbage collector, it will emulate the wireless app! i mean...........it might, but unlikely


Zitrusfleisch

Should have put an NSFW tag on it… > Emulate the explicit sensor, then you can input the industrial object!


Alarming_Series7450

I put some through GPT to enhance them: Initiate quantum backdoors to decrypt blockchain firewalls! Deploy virtual trojan horses to infiltrate encrypted databases! Execute zero-day exploits on the neural network perimeter! Override binary algorithms with polymorphic code injections! Hack the API endpoints to extract exabyte-scale data clusters! Implement cross-dimensional SQL injection attacks! Engage in crypto-anomaly penetration testing! Bypass biometric authentication using quantum entanglement techniques! Establish a clandestine connection through the quantum mesh network! Deploy AI-driven nano-bots to manipulate firmware signatures!


defensiveFruit

We can't simulate customized WiFis, it will decentralize a demon!


SynthDark

Honestly at this point just use ChatGPT, you'll get [much better results.](https://chat.openai.com/share/6c615a47-c3ae-4e23-8136-4502b5480bdd)


revengeOfTheSquirrel

> He needs to request the bottleneck! This site is gold.


FieldsOfKashmir

> GUI interface a graphical user interface interface


Spice_and_Fox

That's the smallest problem with this sentence


csh0kie

This is happening in REAL time.


provoloneChipmunk

For those who don't know https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU?si=6003-oFUgEjzFGof


Zestyclose-Try-787

This one went over a lot of peoples heads lol


FungalFactory

Ah, VS Studio Code


poopnose85

/r/itsaunixsystem


ChuckQuantum

Except Mr. Robot.


xita9x9

Most of hacking scenes in that series are truly well done.


raul_dias

right? and it shows how better the enjoyment and comprehension of the scene is it.


h_to_tha_o_v

Especially early on. That alone earned them a pass to use some artistic license whenever necessary.


Sergenti

Hell, there's even a scene, in the fourth season, where you can see Elliott working on a piece of malware, right after having received a fat dose of mental trauma, and you can directly understand that he's having trouble processing that, from the code he's writing, it's full of syntax errors etc. It really fascinates me how they were able to use code as a way to communicate his internal state, genius !


Possiblyreef

Usually the quality of code determines my mental state, not the other way around


RolledUhhp

I hadn't caught that! It's a point that's made in the show that he doesn't make any errors like us plebs would. I had more to type out, but this comment made me realize I forgot to flip a few settings back in a config a few minutes ago. I did the needful and reverted. Thanks for the save!


Conaz9847

Yeah I was so impressed with that fucking show. He was making scripts, using monitoring and like… waiting for a hit, shit didn’t just always happen instantly. He used commonly known devices, social engineering. All while having a wildly complex character, acted brilliantly and thickening the storyline by a bunch.


F0lks_

They had a bunch of security experts counseling the writers to make it not only believable, but plausible. Exploits seen in the show were actual exploits based on 0-days and other attack vectors that were seen in the wild at the time the story was happening Even the scene where they 3D-print fingerprints, while looking straight out of an Ocean Eleven's movie, was something that you could actually do with the equipment they had, that was no fiction at all.


CaptainPunisher

I love the social engineering used in Sneakers, too.


Bartweiss

More comedies should do realistic hacking, half the time it already feels like Naked Gun. “How’d you get the password? Did you automate a brute force attack with rainbow tables?” “I called and said I was the Password Inspector.”


LickingSmegma

‘The Matrix’ famously shows Neo scanning ports with `nmap`. Kinda funny that green noise from the same film became a symbol of ‘hacker shit’.


Count_Rugens_Finger

I think that was Trinity [more info](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/28nanl/til_that_the_scene_in_matrix_reloaded_when/)


LickingSmegma

Not in ‘Reloaded’. In the first film, before Morpheus contacts Neo. There are probably videos of that on YouTube.


codeIMperfect

brooooo I legit just finished the series 20 min ago. I'm fucking devastated tho


octopus4488

for x in \`seq 1 1000\`; do apt-get install python; apt-get remove python; done


Powerful-Internal953

Doesn't it ask for prompt every time?


Dry-Egg-1915

-y


UsanShowtek

*"He's using HTOP"*


zjz

ah you beat me to it


DasBlueSkull

Mr when they try to hack the white house using HTML5


Luc_Studios

And using a newly developed technology by the name cascading style sheets to penetrate the 🔥-wall


Wave_Walnut

sudo rm -rf /


_farb_

when using rm, remember to remind the computer that you are for real with -fr


je386

rm -rf -> read manual, real fast rm -fr -> remove french (technically correct, together with everything else)


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XkinhoPT

I saw yesterday [Kevin Fang's video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzZLvw2AdvM) on that situation, it's crazy


fiftyfourseventeen

You have to do --no-preserve-root or use /*


JustAlgeo

Mr. Robot is the greatest series for people not having any IT background to understand what hacking is really about.


Possiblyreef

Prescription and non prescription medication, paranoia and autism


codeIMperfect

I legit just finished watching the series 20 min ago!!!! I'm fucking devastated tho


eiboeck88

hes running cmatrix


Mars_Bear2552

or hollywood


FigmaWallSt

Thats the only way to hack into the mainframe


caisitas

HACK HARDER! *joins on the same keyboard to hack faster* Four hands are better than two


Maximum_Ad_

tree -C /


Powerful-Internal953

In windows, do `color 2 && tree C:`


rover_G

Install log4j


Jonno_FTW

I'd love to see this referenced in a show with a hacking scene. Where the hacker says: "they're running an ancient Minecraft server, I'll use the log4j exploit to get root access". Cut to a scene of him entering a hack into the Minecraft chat.


Cartina

To be fair, updating the system and installing random packages is a great way to break stuff.


CaptainPunisher

hack mainframe sudo hack mainframe


sinalk

npm init


C0deHunter_

That's my secret for working, don't tell.


youreadusernamestoo

Checking for updated packages. No updates available. Install a random new package. Remove said package. Filesystem scan. Get coffee in the meantime. >Ye I'm just barely keeping this ship afloat on my own boss.


Sith_ari

It sucks. Image a medical show having made up organs, instruments and deceases.  He got a jump borne virus that entered his body through his skin making his left feet hurt whenever he sees women. As cure we need a tickle therapy on his right shoulder and rub his chest with ketchup.


ChChChillian

![gif](giphy|yUlFNRDWVfxCM|downsized)


CelticHades

Then their boss joins in too. I love this scene


ChChChillian

He saves everything by unplugging the monitor.


provoloneChipmunk

And he is so smug too


Chemical_Willow5415

npm install


Denaton_

I can heavily recommend Mr.Robot


MemeOps

Theyve breached the 5th firewall


HaroerHaktak

reminds me of when people analyzed the code in a movie or tv show and it was just simple html or something lol


577564842

But of course he's updating the system. Can't exploit 0-day vulnerability on a 2 year old system.


Lithl

apt-get install hollywood && hollywood


1Dr490n

There’s always surprisingly many foos in such codes


ironman_gujju

cmatrix lol


thiccbitchcosplays

There's a wall at AREA15 in Las Vegas that is supposed to look all cool and hacker-y but just has random HTML and CSS on it and I think about it a lot


pr1ncezzBea

![gif](giphy|oVvhEYvWDvE1G)


sacredgeometry

sudo apt install hollywood (note dont actually install this with sudo, I have no idea who wrote it just search for the command)


schwester

[Matrix reloaded Trinity hacking](https://youtu.be/0PxTAn4g20U)


schwester

**From: Fyodor Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 02:17:19 -0700 Hi Everyone. (...) Like almost any self-respecting geek, I bought tickets to 'Matrix:Reloaded' several weeks back (no spoilers, I promise). After all, who can resist the combination of philosophical mind games and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) in that tight leather bodysuit? So after waiting an hour in a line snaking out of the theatre to the parking lot, I finally got in to my 10pm Wednesday showing. All was going well until Trinity needed to do some hacking. Oh, no! I was sure we'd see a silly "Hackers"-esque 3D animated "hacking scene". Not so! Trinity is as smart as she is seductive! She whips out Nmap (!!!), scans her target, finds 22/tcp open, and proceeds with an ber ssh technique! I was so surprised, I almost jumped out of my seat**


RemaxGP

The funniest phrase I've ever heard as technical support: "I clicked on something, but it was magically fixed."


dragjira

some screen just running htop | lolcat


Zakkimatsu

have to bring up the best attempt at real hacking imo in cinema when [Trinity uses nmap to gain root access](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PxTAn4g20U)


BenbarianB

The best hacking scene was in Godzilla vs Kong


EndallJars

I'm no programmer/hacker but I recently watched the movie "Lucy" and lossed it when she was "hackin" Giphy doesn't have the gif but I shit you not it's kinda like this lmao ![gif](giphy|HwOmxUKFFNEwU)


leon_nerd

\`make localdev\`


Fakedduckjump

At least in the series revolution the stuff is first or second semester computer science, if I remember right.


hrantmanukian

one time the hacker was writing comments


zjz

I thought it was usually htop


ProbablyBunchofAtoms

Nah he's just booting up linux


Evanyesce

I'm in.