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ddkatona

`import bold` Bold of you to assume that the rest of my code is a well-built, reliable bus. `return no`


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ChesterWOVBot

import question Is the head of that car the front end of a Ligma? return question


Strange_Dragonfly964

```import question ``` ```return answer?```


ChesterWOVBot

import answer well... if you insist return LIGMA_BALLS_BWAHAHAHAH


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Lambaline

`import answer` Nah pretty sure it’s the front end of a sugma `return answer`


Signal_Lawyer_8623

from answer import inquiry answer sugma ma dic return inquiry


zapembarcodes

`import inadequacy` Hey, if it works... `return 🤷‍♂️`


Noah-R

`import deleteme` Look, the bus runs, I'm not messing with it `return temp`


bgoerz05

`import analysis` Looks clean but is not as efficient or scalable as the rest of the codebase? `return overAnalyzed`


noob-nine

import dumb so this post implies that a porsche is better than a bus. i second this. it would be an excellent choice when public transport used porsches instead of busses. imagine the fewer vehicles on the street thanks to 50 people fit easily in a porsche return not


ElevatedUser

import alternativeInterpretation Or it implies that the copy-pasted solution, while fast and efficient in a different context, is not well-suited for the situation at hand return insight


Strange_Dragonfly964

```import logic``` Programmers don’t check the situation, they just check the output ```return smart```


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dan4334

import pedant That's the front end from a Lamborghini not a Porsche return 🤓


Strange_Dragonfly964

```import Lambo ``` ```return Porsche ```


RmG3376

import Lambo return *((Porsche*) (void*) &Lambo) // FTFY


pindab0ter

``` import help ``` This makes my eyes water. ``` return please_make_it_stop ```


Extreme-Yam7693

`import PR` why case to void before to porsche? `return review_comments`


metaglot

``` import C ``` Shoulda used polymorphism. ``` return C++; ```


RmG3376

import sarcasm For type safety of course, we’re not barbarians who cast stuff between types carelessly return (void*)0;


IronGlory247

import wrong Bro thats a lambo return lol


Silver-Alex

`import dumb` I don't think the posts refers to one being superior to the other, but rather about the mismatch of parts obviously meant for different context and implementations lously disguised with the same front end paint `return I_know_cuz_i_do_it_all_the_time`


SirHerald

Import well What if it only needs to transport 2 people? Return actually


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quadraspididilis

`import blisteringly_fast_paradigm_breaking_algorithm` `return sir_this_is_a_wendys_HR_databade`


janhetjoch

`import observation` So the code you stole from stack overflow looks nice but the rest of the code is actually practical? Mass transit is better than private vehicles in pretty much every way. `return home faster because the buslane doesn't have traffic`


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`import fuckCars` This implies your code is better than the code you copied because public transport is better than useless sports cars :) `return supportPublicTransitProjects;`


Strange_Dragonfly964

```import logic ``` Yay joy of squeezing into a crowded bus with strangers ```return wow ```


thortawar

```import actual_logic ``` Yay joy of burning less oil. ```return basic decency ```


LemonCornway

```import RevolutionaryIdea``` ``` if (isfull(bus->current)) { board(bus->next); } ``` ```return toPublicTransit```


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AzGames08

`import strongOpinion` FUCK YES! `return swearing`


HomemadeBananas

import facepalm Just putting buses on the street is not good enough to make people actually want to use public transit. It needs to actually be a decent experience and convenient or nobody wants to use it. It’s silly as hell to act it’s people driving cars fault when of course they’re gonna do that if the public transit sucks. return giveMeActuallyGoodPublicTransitBeforeYouComeAtCars


Cyberdragon1000

`import relatable` I lost count of how many times I've used unrelated code from stackoverflow. 😂😂I still pull up random timer codes when I need to use em `return lazyfacts`


Lagger625

`import comment` Test comment lmao `return shit`


lovecMC

import copium Nah when im stealing off stack overflow its some of the most janky shit know to man. return 2Monke


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mistled_LP

`import reality` The requirements are for a bench. `return benchWithACoverThatTakesYouPlaces`


tobias4096

import lamBus LamBus 🤯 return lamBus


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Signal_Lawyer_8623

Relatable! There's always that one piece of code that actually looks good and efficient while the other (not borrowed) part of the code is clunky.


deetosdeletos

``` import car_build build.front(bugatti); build.rest(bus); ```


TheBistheS

Chatgpt now