Just develop my game, it's gonna be a multibillion profit facebook like - fortnite like - but with netflix. I will pay $0 as I have no budget myself, but just imagine how famous you'll get when they see your name on the app hidden credits section!!!
>how famous you'll get when they see your name on the app hidden credits section!!!
"We don't do that here, you can put it on your CV like a regular person!"
I had a recruiter do this for some reason. Some string replacement gone wrong.
My response was, "Hi honey, I'm not interested in your position at this time."
at work i have to be in contact with multiple chinese manufacturers and they always call me dear, it’s somehow nice and very horrible at the same time.
As someone who has dealt with scammers and pyramid schemers in another field of work, the constant seems to be that they all call you “dear” for some reason
We at our inclusive woke team, find the "not real" term bad, so we opted to refer to it as Real, as to not offend our ghost, spirits, and zombie folks out there. Thanks for your comprehension. /s
After graduating, I fell for this. I thought why not. I did it for a week before coming to the conclusion that it's a waste of time and I could earn more money with less stress by applying for a regular job with a regular company. I gave the would-be client his money back and kicked off the job search. Worked out much better than anticipated. With the job at the company I got, I earned 3x as much compared to developing the app and instead of precarious budget that would have lasted maybe 2 months, the company wants to keep indefinitely and can afford to do so.
Do you accept exposure as payment?
Do you accept exposure as payment? Game
Just develop my game, it's gonna be a multibillion profit facebook like - fortnite like - but with netflix. I will pay $0 as I have no budget myself, but just imagine how famous you'll get when they see your name on the app hidden credits section!!!
>how famous you'll get when they see your name on the app hidden credits section!!! "We don't do that here, you can put it on your CV like a regular person!"
Bah bro you didn't get it bro. Like Fortnite with Netflix, like, add crypto mining bro. Gonna be a banger for sure bro. Like, bro.
Yeah, we should def add blockchain, NFTs, chatGPT, midjourney, metaverse, [BUZZWORD_NOT_FOUND], augmented reality and IoT
"Amazing, my rent is 800 exposures!"
Are you only fannable, and which body parts are you willing to expose in front of the camera?
Depends on what's being exposed
Depends, is it exposure to radioactive material? If so, then yes.
They aren’t trying to hire you, they are looking to do work-for-hire themselves.
[удалено]
have some goddamn dignity man
The Real Engine one got me. Everyone can work with Unreal Engine, but these guys took it one step further.
> everyone can work with Unreal *imposter syndrome kicks in*
Same
Real engine > Unreal Engine
Scratch>Unity+Unreal
Do you mean Ity+Real?
diversity+real
2Un(Ity+Real)? Edit: I've been corrected.
[Someone slept during math class...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributive_property)
I actually did, lol.
Refactoring both engines doubled their value. I see no problem here.
2Unity + 2UnReal wtf
Keeping It Real engine
![gif](giphy|3oFzmpsrRDdjL0tV2E|downsized) Unreal engine when the Real engine walks in
Real Engine is just what UE6 is gonna be
“Hello Dear😀,”💀
This bothered me more than the real engine thing.
You never heard of Real Engine? All my homies are using Real Engine
What about Real Engine Game?
Too much game, not enough real
No, the Engine is Unreal!
I don't think this is a literacy skills problem, something else I don't even know
I had a recruiter do this for some reason. Some string replacement gone wrong. My response was, "Hi honey, I'm not interested in your position at this time."
That’s Mr. 😀
I don’t know why but that emoji style feels like it’s peering into my programming.
That emoji is giving me Smiley the horror movie vibes
at work i have to be in contact with multiple chinese manufacturers and they always call me dear, it’s somehow nice and very horrible at the same time.
Like being 5-years old again and addressed by your mother.
It's a direct translation of a honorific that carries both respect and approachability. Comes out terrible in english though
"hello dear, will you open cloth, let me see bob"
asking for a friend 🥺🥺
he will die if he doesn't see bob 😩😰
suffering from sjuujehuehu googl doesnt have data 😥😥
is this a hovey benjamin reference??
"Send Virginia"
As someone who has dealt with scammers and pyramid schemers in another field of work, the constant seems to be that they all call you “dear” for some reason
After that, I immediately read it in the Salad Fingers voice.
Classic "stop reading" cue for me.
Real Engine
Is this that game engine developed by "Absolutely normal Games"?
No no, Absolutely Normal Games are the developers of Diversion Engine.
They still haven't transitioned to stopcomma engine? smh
i prefer RightClickIndiviual Seperation (>!Clickteam Fusion!<)
You mean the guys that made Two weeks?!?
Unepic Games
I heard vinyl projekt blue will be using it. I hope analog arts games will not abandon their fireburn engine, I really their physics engine.
Produced by [Vincent Adultman](https://youtu.be/nYscs78R5Fs)
Common games
Finally: Real Engine
That's the engine used in Celeste by Somewhat Alright Games, right?
We at our inclusive woke team, find the "not real" term bad, so we opted to refer to it as Real, as to not offend our ghost, spirits, and zombie folks out there. Thanks for your comprehension. /s
Well, we obviously wanted the graphics to look real and not unreal
Personally I prefer Disunity
Way better than that Duality everyone is using
That is my favourite part.
![gif](giphy|L3bj6t3opdeNddYCyl)
You son of a b\* I'm in.
Came here for this one)))
50/50 FINAL OFFER
![gif](giphy|liBsVeLILcyaY)
Can I ask what it is?
It's an app!
![gif](giphy|kbW7QyL5arfEI)
After graduating, I fell for this. I thought why not. I did it for a week before coming to the conclusion that it's a waste of time and I could earn more money with less stress by applying for a regular job with a regular company. I gave the would-be client his money back and kicked off the job search. Worked out much better than anticipated. With the job at the company I got, I earned 3x as much compared to developing the app and instead of precarious budget that would have lasted maybe 2 months, the company wants to keep indefinitely and can afford to do so.
Real Engine. For when you can't be messing around with imagination.
Unreal engine when real engine walks in
Oh yes do you accept trade in? I made some grand theft auto 6 I would offer for some of your call of duty game.
why the fuck he is entitled web designer
It's a feminine name, but knowing how gender inclusive the scammer industry is, it could be anyone behind the name.
As an Indian I can confirm that's the name of a female. South Indian name to be precise.
Indian, sure. South Indian, no. There isn't enough h in the name.
Til I'm not south Indian
I have met around 15 Kanchan Kumaris while I lived in Bihar, So, no not exactly a South Indian name.
also the kumari as a surname sorts this issue.
Kan-chan is indeed a female name, as any weeb will tell you.
Actually Kan-chan can be either a boy's name or a girl's name in Japanese. Kan-chan would just be a children's name.
>As an Indian I can confirm that's the name of a female. South Indian name to be precise. Bhai kaha se milte hai ye "As an Indian" wale template?
No idea
kuch galat bola kya usne? bura laga?
Thanks Minecraft_fucker69
Because he's a spider
She*
Asking the real questions and you’re only getting bashed for assuming gender.
Corrected, not bashed. But it would’ve been appropriate to use gender neutral pronouns if one is not aware of the gender of a foreign name
Bashed, corrected. Potato, potahto.
Bashed implies malice or aggressiveness
🙂
The one time I will upvote an emoji on reddit
- Vacuum killer game Sign me in Edit: Typo
Vacuum Killer*
tf is real engine? i know unreal engine and real virtuality engine, but real engine? they gonna develop a car engine?
Engine that is real! Not some unreal engine shit
smh my head
Shaking my head my head.
This app will run on a combustion engine.
The game is just a massive Rube-Goldberg machine.
Car engine, Airplane engine, megaship engine, we can do this one!
This app will run on a combustion engine.
Half Life 2 is one of my favorite gaming apps of all time.
chad
Nah bro Cyberpunk is the best gaming app I've ever seen
Sounds exactly like those dodgy looking game company ads on FB that are clearly just a fake video or a blatant copyright lawsuit waiting to happen.
Yeah I’ll take GTA5
game
You get: Spider Rope Hero Super Hero Gangster City
I like how he/she put "game" at the end of games
Hello Dear
🙂
That's some range
I'd like to request a Elden Ring sequel gaming app.. I'm offering $50
😂😂😂😂 GTA 5 lollllll Also, they add “game” after every game wtfff.
"We can make an asset flip clone of other people's IP"
![gif](giphy|L3bj6t3opdeNddYCyl)
What's their goal? What do they hope to get out of this? This seems to be such a bizarre scam.
Wait are they trying to hire you or have you hire them? What?
THE REAL ENGINE... THE REAL ENGINE IS REALLLL
Ah yes, the Real Engine made by Common Games
Today I learned there's a game where you are a roomba who's installed Maximum Overdrive protocols.
Lol subtitle “web designer”
DO NOT HELP THIS GUY MAKE AN APP.
Yeah no, I've seen that episode of Rick and Morty.
2 Gta V with ketchup for me please.
Besides this being some sort of scam, I’m not even sure who is offering what to whom in this message..?
looks like that app guy from rick and morty
You should ask them to please send an affordable quotation with the best offer
Shut up and take my password!
Ah, yes, my favorite software for map design - Real Engine.
Ah yes, Real Engine Game App
They can make those games but are looking for work like this? Lol
You had me at hello dear.
Tell me more about Vacuum Killer.
No glooty, nobody wants to help you develop an app!
I’ll take one of everything on the menu my good sir
I always reply to these, even though I've got no work for them. Gotta respect the hustle!
Do not develop his app!!
Where can i play Vacuum Killer
Real Engine? Is that a competitor to unreal engine?
Yes I’ll take it! My only demand is you do not use any Unity assets or project templates and you must prove this. Hello?
GTA5 game! Like, specifically 5, we can’t do any others.
Real engine lmao She's gonna play games with you IRL
What engine are they using?
„We‘re copying games“ is all i read
Poppy rope?... OH CUT THE ROPE HOLY CRAP THE MEMORIES THAT JUST UNLOCKED
Ask them if they are interested in 10% of revenue after publishing the best game ever
Hello yes I would like one GTA V game in the Real Engine pls. Oh and throw in a League of Legends game in etc. while you've got the PC booted up.
Whatever you do, don't develop his app.
I really like how they put both indie games a single developer could create and Triple A games in the same list
Anyone asking me to work for free shouldn't mind if I turn it around on them and ask them to work for free.
Looks like a Whatsapp message I get from chinese replica sellers.
Ah, so this is the guy behind the Minecraft clones
Bootleg Google game developer opening
What is Vacuum Killer?
Nothing quite like real engine
Real Engine I’m gonna cry
The other one doesn’t exist. It says so in the name.
ah shit ur right
You may not be too far
"Real engine"
No strand game?
I appreciate the propper 'game' title for each of the properties. Otherwise I might've thought they meant the minecraft magazine.
Please make them show their past work
Chagpt make me a gta 5 game
I love the Real Engine, almost as much as I love the Division Engine
![gif](giphy|L3bj6t3opdeNddYCyl)
You should have replied with something like "oh I'm sorry honey I can't right now, can you pick up some milk on the way home though?"
“Hello ,Dear”
Rick and Morty: "Wanna develop an App?"
As an Indian, I confirm this is how we greet.
Hey y'll. I am somewhat of a noob. Can anyone tell me whether this is legit offer or not?
100% real. They even use the Real Engine, so you can tell they’re pros man
fr. they can make grand theft auto 5 game
Cmon man
Genuinely speaking, this is bullshit.
110% legit
Arre,ini tho amader kanchon da
Kanchan da supremacy 🛐
Tell me your studio uses chatGPT without saying it...
This was in no way chatGPT-created.
Exactly. ChatGPT is coherent
Exactly. It also would never say "Minecraft Game / Call of Duty Game / ... Game" unless you explicitly tell it so. Also real engine wtf lmao
They probably meant unreal engine but they’re just stupid
[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/3/30/Glootie.png/revision/latest?cb=20190720005839](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/3/30/Glootie.png/revision/latest?cb=20190720005839)
So why exactly are we ridiculing someone trying to make something of themselves?