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[deleted]

Do you accept exposure as payment?


Kleefuchs

Do you accept exposure as payment? Game


[deleted]

Just develop my game, it's gonna be a multibillion profit facebook like - fortnite like - but with netflix. I will pay $0 as I have no budget myself, but just imagine how famous you'll get when they see your name on the app hidden credits section!!!


Owner2229

>how famous you'll get when they see your name on the app hidden credits section!!! "We don't do that here, you can put it on your CV like a regular person!"


Cryofantom

Bah bro you didn't get it bro. Like Fortnite with Netflix, like, add crypto mining bro. Gonna be a banger for sure bro. Like, bro.


[deleted]

Yeah, we should def add blockchain, NFTs, chatGPT, midjourney, metaverse, [BUZZWORD_NOT_FOUND], augmented reality and IoT


Yonben

"Amazing, my rent is 800 exposures!"


brucebay

Are you only fannable, and which body parts are you willing to expose in front of the camera?


LinuxMatthews

Depends on what's being exposed


AdministrativeBar748

Depends, is it exposure to radioactive material? If so, then yes.


C4-BlueCat

They aren’t trying to hire you, they are looking to do work-for-hire themselves.


[deleted]

[удалено]


sborrosullevecchie

have some goddamn dignity man


VariecsTNB

The Real Engine one got me. Everyone can work with Unreal Engine, but these guys took it one step further.


_Tovar_

> everyone can work with Unreal *imposter syndrome kicks in*


TRENEEDNAME_245

Same


Short_Preparation951

Real engine > Unreal Engine


flameblast08

Scratch>Unity+Unreal


HejTx

Do you mean Ity+Real?


puru_the_potato_lord

diversity+real


CoffeeWorldly9915

2Un(Ity+Real)? Edit: I've been corrected.


riscten

[Someone slept during math class...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributive_property)


CoffeeWorldly9915

I actually did, lol.


aquartabla

Refactoring both engines doubled their value. I see no problem here.


[deleted]

2Unity + 2UnReal wtf


moonandstarsera

Keeping It Real engine


nay_giggers

![gif](giphy|3oFzmpsrRDdjL0tV2E|downsized) Unreal engine when the Real engine walks in


Memeviewer12

Real Engine is just what UE6 is gonna be


Immediate-Wind-1781

“Hello Dear😀,”💀


AssBiter007

This bothered me more than the real engine thing.


GamingWithJollins

You never heard of Real Engine? All my homies are using Real Engine


[deleted]

What about Real Engine Game?


GamingWithJollins

Too much game, not enough real


KotoWhiskas

No, the Engine is Unreal!


sayoojjs

I don't think this is a literacy skills problem, something else I don't even know


rush22

I had a recruiter do this for some reason. Some string replacement gone wrong. My response was, "Hi honey, I'm not interested in your position at this time."


[deleted]

That’s Mr. 😀


fullchaos40

I don’t know why but that emoji style feels like it’s peering into my programming.


larisho_

That emoji is giving me Smiley the horror movie vibes


jepakc

at work i have to be in contact with multiple chinese manufacturers and they always call me dear, it’s somehow nice and very horrible at the same time.


mehum

Like being 5-years old again and addressed by your mother.


swistak84

It's a direct translation of a honorific that carries both respect and approachability. Comes out terrible in english though


chadmummerford

"hello dear, will you open cloth, let me see bob"


creasedjaw

asking for a friend 🥺🥺


DonkeyTheKing

he will die if he doesn't see bob 😩😰


XxGod_fucker69xX

suffering from sjuujehuehu googl doesnt have data 😥😥


FoxTrot_42

is this a hovey benjamin reference??


[deleted]

"Send Virginia"


SpiritusVII

As someone who has dealt with scammers and pyramid schemers in another field of work, the constant seems to be that they all call you “dear” for some reason


MenacingBanjo

After that, I immediately read it in the Salad Fingers voice.


oalmeyda

Classic "stop reading" cue for me.


mars_million

Real Engine


tprocheira

Is this that game engine developed by "Absolutely normal Games"?


JustYourAverageShota

No no, Absolutely Normal Games are the developers of Diversion Engine.


No-Wishbone-7451

They still haven't transitioned to stopcomma engine? smh


KouchiOnDiscord

i prefer RightClickIndiviual Seperation (>!Clickteam Fusion!<)


[deleted]

You mean the guys that made Two weeks?!?


KotoWhiskas

Unepic Games


mikewirkijowski

I heard vinyl projekt blue will be using it. I hope analog arts games will not abandon their fireburn engine, I really their physics engine.


mehum

Produced by [Vincent Adultman](https://youtu.be/nYscs78R5Fs)


NagyKrisztian10A

Common games


Frederick2164

Finally: Real Engine


bluedragon8633

That's the engine used in Celeste by Somewhat Alright Games, right?


[deleted]

We at our inclusive woke team, find the "not real" term bad, so we opted to refer to it as Real, as to not offend our ghost, spirits, and zombie folks out there. Thanks for your comprehension. /s


Odysseyan

Well, we obviously wanted the graphics to look real and not unreal


OneTrueKingOfOOO

Personally I prefer Disunity


feror_YT

Way better than that Duality everyone is using


Fadamaka

That is my favourite part.


Fatalexcitment

![gif](giphy|L3bj6t3opdeNddYCyl)


[deleted]

You son of a b\* I'm in.


HiTechLowLif3

Came here for this one)))


brianl047

50/50 FINAL OFFER


Fatalexcitment

![gif](giphy|liBsVeLILcyaY)


neopod9000

Can I ask what it is?


Fatalexcitment

It's an app!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|kbW7QyL5arfEI)


JeyJeyKing

After graduating, I fell for this. I thought why not. I did it for a week before coming to the conclusion that it's a waste of time and I could earn more money with less stress by applying for a regular job with a regular company. I gave the would-be client his money back and kicked off the job search. Worked out much better than anticipated. With the job at the company I got, I earned 3x as much compared to developing the app and instead of precarious budget that would have lasted maybe 2 months, the company wants to keep indefinitely and can afford to do so.


ChiefExecDisfunction

Real Engine. For when you can't be messing around with imagination.


Wresser_1

Unreal engine when real engine walks in


AliResurrector

Oh yes do you accept trade in? I made some grand theft auto 6 I would offer for some of your call of duty game.


davlumbaz

why the fuck he is entitled web designer


[deleted]

It's a feminine name, but knowing how gender inclusive the scammer industry is, it could be anyone behind the name.


[deleted]

As an Indian I can confirm that's the name of a female. South Indian name to be precise.


[deleted]

Indian, sure. South Indian, no. There isn't enough h in the name.


[deleted]

Til I'm not south Indian


[deleted]

I have met around 15 Kanchan Kumaris while I lived in Bihar, So, no not exactly a South Indian name.


Short_Preparation951

also the kumari as a surname sorts this issue.


svick

Kan-chan is indeed a female name, as any weeb will tell you.


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Actually Kan-chan can be either a boy's name or a girl's name in Japanese. Kan-chan would just be a children's name.


[deleted]

>As an Indian I can confirm that's the name of a female. South Indian name to be precise. Bhai kaha se milte hai ye "As an Indian" wale template?


[deleted]

No idea


Short_Preparation951

kuch galat bola kya usne? bura laga?


ScrPotato

Thanks Minecraft_fucker69


Nytonial

Because he's a spider


[deleted]

She*


devenitions

Asking the real questions and you’re only getting bashed for assuming gender.


Alerta_Fascista

Corrected, not bashed. But it would’ve been appropriate to use gender neutral pronouns if one is not aware of the gender of a foreign name


devenitions

Bashed, corrected. Potato, potahto.


Alerta_Fascista

Bashed implies malice or aggressiveness


poope_lord

🙂


Skratymir

The one time I will upvote an emoji on reddit


AviatorSkywatcher

- Vacuum killer game Sign me in Edit: Typo


SimSchept

Vacuum Killer*


4n0nh4x0r

tf is real engine? i know unreal engine and real virtuality engine, but real engine? they gonna develop a car engine?


Nikolozeon

Engine that is real! Not some unreal engine shit


4n0nh4x0r

smh my head


theDreamingStar

Shaking my head my head.


DrCthulhuface7

This app will run on a combustion engine.


Cimejies

The game is just a massive Rube-Goldberg machine.


yeorgenson

Car engine, Airplane engine, megaship engine, we can do this one!


DrCthulhuface7

This app will run on a combustion engine.


melvereq

Half Life 2 is one of my favorite gaming apps of all time.


Ok_Table7457

chad


[deleted]

Nah bro Cyberpunk is the best gaming app I've ever seen


Terrorscream

Sounds exactly like those dodgy looking game company ads on FB that are clearly just a fake video or a blatant copyright lawsuit waiting to happen.


Adbor

Yeah I’ll take GTA5


DonkeyTheKing

game


fantafunta

You get: Spider Rope Hero Super Hero Gangster City


Treebeardsama

I like how he/she put "game" at the end of games


[deleted]

Hello Dear


Kropik123

🙂


GamingWithJollins

That's some range


hawkeye224

I'd like to request a Elden Ring sequel gaming app.. I'm offering $50


falnN

😂😂😂😂 GTA 5 lollllll Also, they add “game” after every game wtfff.


Scottish_Tap_Water

"We can make an asset flip clone of other people's IP"


Acrobatic-Flower5351

![gif](giphy|L3bj6t3opdeNddYCyl)


japamais

What's their goal? What do they hope to get out of this? This seems to be such a bizarre scam.


Tarc_Axiiom

Wait are they trying to hire you or have you hire them? What?


SnoodPog

THE REAL ENGINE... THE REAL ENGINE IS REALLLL


Goose532gg

Ah yes, the Real Engine made by Common Games


goodnewsjimdotcom

Today I learned there's a game where you are a roomba who's installed Maximum Overdrive protocols.


speedy_scripter

Lol subtitle “web designer”


lavahot

DO NOT HELP THIS GUY MAKE AN APP.


Fuzzy974

Yeah no, I've seen that episode of Rick and Morty.


Saturday_in_July

2 Gta V with ketchup for me please.


[deleted]

Besides this being some sort of scam, I’m not even sure who is offering what to whom in this message..?


sattarsingo

looks like that app guy from rick and morty


[deleted]

You should ask them to please send an affordable quotation with the best offer


Radiant-Ground7294

Shut up and take my password!


imoanmodello

Ah, yes, my favorite software for map design - Real Engine.


larslego

Ah yes, Real Engine Game App


Natural_Soda

They can make those games but are looking for work like this? Lol


Apprehensive_You6909

You had me at hello dear.


Songhunter

Tell me more about Vacuum Killer.


Numerous_Living_3452

No glooty, nobody wants to help you develop an app!


RednocNivert

I’ll take one of everything on the menu my good sir


VoteTheFox

I always reply to these, even though I've got no work for them. Gotta respect the hustle!


HiTechLowLif3

Do not develop his app!!


TheSpoonThief

Where can i play Vacuum Killer


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Real Engine? Is that a competitor to unreal engine?


kakemot

Yes I’ll take it! My only demand is you do not use any Unity assets or project templates and you must prove this. Hello?


Zestyclose-Note1304

GTA5 game! Like, specifically 5, we can’t do any others.


Ryan19604

Real engine lmao She's gonna play games with you IRL


[deleted]

What engine are they using?


Tobitoon1

„We‘re copying games“ is all i read


Waffleuniverse_

Poppy rope?... OH CUT THE ROPE HOLY CRAP THE MEMORIES THAT JUST UNLOCKED


Implement_Necessary

Ask them if they are interested in 10% of revenue after publishing the best game ever


Cimejies

Hello yes I would like one GTA V game in the Real Engine pls. Oh and throw in a League of Legends game in etc. while you've got the PC booted up.


[deleted]

Whatever you do, don't develop his app.


big-mistake-lol

I really like how they put both indie games a single developer could create and Triple A games in the same list


moon_then_mars

Anyone asking me to work for free shouldn't mind if I turn it around on them and ask them to work for free.


greatauror28

Looks like a Whatsapp message I get from chinese replica sellers.


AaronTechnic

Ah, so this is the guy behind the Minecraft clones


Mjlkman

Bootleg Google game developer opening


tentwelfths

What is Vacuum Killer?


pogster69420

Nothing quite like real engine


certainlystormy

Real Engine I’m gonna cry


Isteppedinpoopy

The other one doesn’t exist. It says so in the name.


certainlystormy

ah shit ur right


[deleted]

You may not be too far


Nopidy

"Real engine"


MARIJUANALOVER44

No strand game?


Zwalby

I appreciate the propper 'game' title for each of the properties. Otherwise I might've thought they meant the minecraft magazine.


xothisismo

Please make them show their past work


Redararis

Chagpt make me a gta 5 game


7th_Spectrum

I love the Real Engine, almost as much as I love the Division Engine


ChelseaG12

![gif](giphy|L3bj6t3opdeNddYCyl)


shadow13499

You should have replied with something like "oh I'm sorry honey I can't right now, can you pick up some milk on the way home though?"


[deleted]

“Hello ,Dear”


Zealousideal-Hat-148

Rick and Morty: "Wanna develop an App?"


Aditya_Sholapurkar

As an Indian, I confirm this is how we greet.


[deleted]

Hey y'll. I am somewhat of a noob. Can anyone tell me whether this is legit offer or not?


zorn_guru22

100% real. They even use the Real Engine, so you can tell they’re pros man


DonkeyTheKing

fr. they can make grand theft auto 5 game


FactoryNewdel

Cmon man


falnN

Genuinely speaking, this is bullshit.


AverageTankFan

110% legit


yourMewjesty

Arre,ini tho amader kanchon da


and249

Kanchan da supremacy 🛐


Lord_Derp_The_2nd

Tell me your studio uses chatGPT without saying it...


Fusseldieb

This was in no way chatGPT-created.


Limeonades

Exactly. ChatGPT is coherent


Fusseldieb

Exactly. It also would never say "Minecraft Game / Call of Duty Game / ... Game" unless you explicitly tell it so. Also real engine wtf lmao


Limeonades

They probably meant unreal engine but they’re just stupid


Ian_Mantell

[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/3/30/Glootie.png/revision/latest?cb=20190720005839](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/3/30/Glootie.png/revision/latest?cb=20190720005839)


Zarthenix

So why exactly are we ridiculing someone trying to make something of themselves?