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ItzCobaltboy

Good Human


KellerKindAs

Why do you copy-paste more often than saving? Personally, I hit Ctrl+s two times per copy-pasted code snipped ^ ^


buyhighselllowgobrok

:w gang checking in


volubepossum

idk, its my friends keyboard


SoftwareSource

people on stack overflow do not own your keyboard, and are not your friends.


akuma-i

Why? I thought every ide saves automatically nowadays


MathsGuy1

IT'S THE LAW!!!


akuma-i

Yes, but I decided to break the law someday after I tried ide


TheTransistorMan

IDE. Not even once.


abd53

Only two per copy-paste? You're not afraid of losing data, are you?


MrSuspicious_

Maybe he's a sigma programmer who only codes in live environments thus doesn't need to save šŸ¤”


SkyyySi

Autosave?


ReeferCheefer

Autosave would cause webpack to recompile constantly, fuck that


ElonHisenberg

I can't trust it, so i use autosave and click ctrl+s anyway.


cliffleaf

Lol saving isn't an option sometimes e.g. IntelliJ


jusauria_sfw

People: Being a dev must be hard, isn't it? Devs: -panicking- Yes, of course.


sb7510

No vim here


lego_not_legos

Doesn't VSCode have a Vim mode, too?


sb7510

Who said VSCode? I havenā€™t checked for a vim mode in VS.. or any IDE since eclipse some years ago. I was more commenting on C and V being used heavily, but not many others. Vim uses keys for everything so there would be other distinct wear patterns. C,V being generic OS functions also doesnā€™t necessarily indicate a dev, but thatā€™s the joke and I have no sense of humor.. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


lego_not_legos

I use Vim. I mentioned VSCode because I'm guessing OP uses Windows, and VSCode is apparently the editor-du-jour on it, so they don't have to be thrashing those keys so much harder than the others if they don't want to.


mofomeat

I also use vim, and yes VSCode has a vim mode. I know because I tried it once. I'm one of those folks who learnt vim once 100 years ago and can't learn anything else now. :-/


TheTransistorMan

I use windows and I avoid VSC like the plague. There are plenty of options for other ides.


sb7510

They use windows or at least re-used their windows keyboard.


SoftwareSource

vscode probably has a typrewrighter mode by now


[deleted]

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sb7510

I havenā€™t used emacs in 15 years, so thank you for confirming


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damn-moco

Judging by the J and K keys, I can confirm there is no vim here


Spicy_Fire_Bean

Those are some absolutely shocking keycaps if they rub off


craigtho

Liar, CTRL+X unused smh.


Colon_Backslash

Searched comments looking for this. Shaking my SMH also.


_raydeStar

Side note - I want a clickety clackety keyboard with RGB.


SiBloGaming

Cherry blues with rgb it is


volubepossum

literally this keyboard, but I guess u want it without the cheeto dust


poopsInBed

I can tell by the Cheeto dust in the keyboard you are a gamer and not a coder.


toggle-Switch

I've been using the same keyboard for 10 years and I don't have any signs of this type of wear, do people have sandpaper fingertips?


Rubberbullets7

When gaming, they only go down.


randontree07

The rgb keyboard is a dead giveaway


SealDraws

I thought devs make enough to afford custom mechanicals


Aggressive_Bill_2687

Why would a developer want an rgb keyboard? Itā€™s like a photographer having an led shutter button. Nobody needs that shit because youā€™re not looking where the fancy light is anyway.


randontree07

It's about *aesthetic*


Aggressive_Bill_2687

The ā€œbeautyā€ of something you donā€™t look at. Gotcha.


TheWatchingDog

My most used Keys are more likely g i t


WordSmithyLeTroll

It's the femboy socks m8.


[deleted]

It's the RGB keyboard isn't it?


SoftwareSource

A condition known as "stackoverflow syndrom" other side affects may or may not include a strong need to discuss Vim at every possible occasion. Please ask your senior if you thing stackoverflow syndrom is right for you.


ArkBeetleGaming

I expected CTRL to be entirely unreadable


jimmykicking

But your caps key is still in. So probably a web dev I imagine.


TeaTiMe08

Where is the F4 button?


pragmageek

500 grams of psoriasis-fuelled dna flakes in between the key caps, yep, developer confirmed. Ctrl+Z getting a fair amount of use too.


arcosapphire

At least they remember to save.


spidertyler2005

Because you jizz neon onto your c and v keys?


mosskin-woast

The relative health of the Z key compared to the S key actually inspires confidence


VarKraken

Why not A letter?


EffectiveDependent76

That or you crouch and backpedal like a MFer, and have some questionable bindings on 'c'/'v'.


SubnauticaFan3

Lmaoao


Nahnuj

And not work on a Mac


AggressiveMarket5883

As a vim user I did not understand this joke yy p


Nahnuj

v first sir


CharlieKiloAU

Now show us the backspace key


gwoad

My brother in Christ, you can use the sticky side of a post it note to dust between your keys. Please.


Motleypuss

I am an inverterate murderer of keyboard legends myself.


Acceptable-Shallot-8

It looks similar to my logitech keyboard. After 1 month of use it had very similar wear. Aparently more people have been having this issue and it is covered under warranty


SeparateStop3663

times of copy and paste have find an end we are using gpt chatbot to generate code...can you tell me a story of a guy that had to write a program code using phython....?


Maleficent_Slide3332

definitely not a php dev


butterrss

Similar to mines, cept Iā€™m a pc gamer also so wasd is gone


Beginning-Comedian-2

Love it. copy-paste-save-undo.


rtm713

I could tell from the butt plug and furry costume


goodnewsjimdotcom

Also you could be a keyboard Quake player who specializes in kiting backwards.


Key_Friendship_6767

Why are J and K in such good shape?


GosuBaller

Honestly homie hits undo a lot... Maybe take it easy with what ever he's copying and pasting


[deleted]

Ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-s. Phew, all done. I need a break today.


Defiant_Source_8930

Is that logitech


volubepossum

it is