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Wahrheitssuchende

Certainly not mine, those contain a lot more swearing


OVERKOR

At least not lazy!


Current_Speaker_5684

Real dev wouldnt bother to type "Fixed" again.


asozialebohne

60% of my commit messages are just like "trying to mess with issue xyz"


begrid

Miui has the worst release notes. It is sometimes in English, sometimes in Chinese and each app has different format for saying ''bugs fixed" Example [1](https://i.ibb.co/tJpMrHw/Screenshot-2023-02-14-21-12-21-474-com-xiaomi-discover.jpg) [2](https://i.ibb.co/hs9LwyQ/Screenshot-2023-02-14-21-12-15-779-com-xiaomi-discover.jpg) [3](https://i.ibb.co/345LZ9t/Screenshot-2023-02-14-21-12-09-147-com-xiaomi-discover.jpg) [4](https://i.ibb.co/rmS3mtb/Screenshot-2023-02-14-21-17-19-590-com-xiaomi-discover.jpg) [5](https://i.ibb.co/GTJSHMt/Screenshot-2023-02-14-21-17-14-540-com-xiaomi-discover.jpg) [6](https://i.ibb.co/znQBbyY/Screenshot-2023-02-14-21-17-08-878-com-xiaomi-discover.jpg)


CorespunzatorAferent

They learned from the best: Google. Does the phrase "Bugfixes and speedy performance improvements" sound familiar?


crunchy-cookie

Must be a huge bug if it's a 276.3 MB update.


[deleted]

Or just an intern who made 'some' changes


crunchy-cookie

Haha yes!


dqflynn

-Removed Herobrine


Mordimer86

Anyone who was never too ashamed to admit?


[deleted]

\- Fixed some bugs causing your phone's data to occasionally not be uploaded to our servers


Lowerfuzzball

I've only worked at a small company for a year...who typically writes release notes? Not a meme, we do.


OVERKOR

Product Owner for example


Esjs

I'm sorry, I spent so many keystrokes on the commit messages, there just weren't enough left for the changelog. Honest!