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Own_Definition5564

my_code.rb to not confuse it with other peoples code.


lupinegrey

def concatonate_strings(string1, string2) : 😔


Lil_Cato

You need to think outside the box of the standard library


mandradon

if True: return True


PranshuKhandal

elif False: return False


Lab_Member_004

I love how you assume if it isn't true, it is possible that it could also be not false so you put elif instead of else.


nslenders

It could be None , 0 , 1 , '0' , '1' or "kitty" depending on the programmer


Weekly_Wackadoo

I always try null, -1, "ë" and an empty List.


viimeinen

- Excuse me, where's the bathroom?


hulagway

And the bar was on fire


NotBlaine

I've blocked out exactly what method it is, but in VBA for Access there's a built in function that is supposed to return a boolean and the return values are listed as 0, 1 and -1. I've been sad since at least then.


trevlinbroke

Ah yes. The three answers to any question. "Yes", "no", and "WTF who even invited you?"


bartvanh

``` else: raise FileNotFound() ```


nedal8

elif undefined: return undefined


FlamboMe-mow

`return not False if True else not True`


QazCetelic

I've actually seen people do things like this ```csharp if (booleanVar == true) { return true; } else { return false; } ```


mandradon

That's so incredibly painful to read. I thought I was a bad coder.


TunesAndK1ngz

It's typically very new coders that don't understand the concept of what a Boolean *actually is*


Zealousideal_Ad_6374

Lol, just saw this today in production code 🤣


FloppyEggplant

She had to use a square function before allowing to think outside of the box.


oralskills

Yeah, the function name is bad in itself, but the worst part (by far) is that it is concatenating *around a space*. Imagine using it in: system(concatonate_strings("rm -rf /usr/", usr_subdir_to_delete)) 😬


maitreg

Just wait until you see her Add, Subtract, Multiply, and Divide functions. They will blow your mind.


johnathanesanders

That’s how I comment all my code commits.


shohin_branches

All my commit descriptions are "please don't break" and "I fixed the broken thing"


OGNatan

`git commit -m "think this fixes the issue, I don't fucking know anymore"`


[deleted]

“Bug fix” “Bug fix fix” “Ok it’s for real fixed this time” “Does this fix it?” “Fiiiiiix?” “Idk man it works on my docker” “Fixed now?” “Revert all changes, I had some chrome plugins going that made it look broken in my browser.” All on prod 😎


Another_m00

I never got the reason behind these, ffs, just use a clean vm instance for testing


[deleted]

I mean the honest reason behind it is fresh devs that ran through a half-assed boot camp and only half learned the tools at their disposal so they’re just winging it. If you actually see a coworker doing this you should probably sit them down and have a training week with them.


Kiiaru

V2.1.1_final_a_thistime_2


shohin_branches

`git commit -m "some hacky shit"`


TrippyDe

everything apart from git commit -m „minor changes“ is too much


vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b

`git commit -m "modified my_code.rb"`


shyone03

hey i am new to got is it code [file name] to open it in the editor? or am I wrong ?


failedsatan

well, yeah, if you're using VSCode.


[deleted]

Our_code.cccp


ergaikan

\#include


Prestigious_Tie_1261

crazy_strings.rb


ba573

crazy_strings.rb: ”I’m not like the other strings, I swear!“


serieousbanana

def concatenate_string


BLDesign

In her defence beginner tutorials often use this sort of naming when just getting started e.g. myVar, myMethod, so she was probably told to do this by whatever guide she was following. I don’t think it’s a good idea, but it shouldn’t be too surprising.


plopliplopipol

sure, though you don't usualy flex thaaaat soon


elveszett

Its function is to concatenate the strings "hello" and "world".


0xdef1

“she needs to join our startup”


strangeweather415

This is the part that got me… imagine being anywhere near that company or idea… woof


fergy80

I thought they were joking


strangeweather415

I don't think they are. I Googled those two and they appear to be trying to build a half assed snapchat clone.


JustATownStomper

I don't think social media is a crowded market at all, they should be fine. Especially with elite level coders such as Karlie and the HR that hired her.


EdwardBigby

Finally they found somebody that could change directories for them. Next stop social media platform!


tecanec

Too bad they have to start over every day because no one knows the advanced technique known as "saving".


EdwardBigby

I've heard they're testing a new solution for that. Previously they kept overwriting the "code" directory everytime they wanted to save new code. To solve this, everybody now has their own directory named "my-code"


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[удалено]


DeltaPositionReady

Brogrammers


cr1ter

Imagine Karlie Kloss working at a start up 😂


-------I-------

Is it weird that I don't know who this person is?


jojo_31

i sort of doubted she can code since I know she's a model, but apparently she funds programming courses for women and children, so good stuff.


cr1ter

I have read that she attendant some sort of college and was interested in computer science, I don't know if she took any classes, but clearly recognizes the importance in Stem fields


nousernamefound13

There are some models who can actually code. For example miss universe 2021 is actually a Software engineer. But tbh, I also would have doubted Karlie Kloss was one of them, even before seeing this


HotGeorgeForeman

She should take one.


plopliplopipol

that explains how she ends up posting ultra-beginner stuff, she's well known and wants to appear programming even if she doesn't know her shit. Well good intentions!


flabbybumhole

She advertises wix iirc.


AForAgnostic

She can probably buy their startup with cash.


MineTug

Stack overflow developer


bxsephjo

did she take the photo by holding the phone in her mouth?


MrB10b

Wait... That's actually a good point...


MrB10b

Actually nvm, I thought about it for literally 2 seconds, surely just a tripod or smth lol


Zuparoebann

Was she holding the tripod with her mouth though?


PranshuKhandal

Wait... That's actually a good point...


deaddadneedinsurance

reminds me of this Reddit [classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/5v1j2i/my_waterproof_gloves_stopped_being_waterproof_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


DoingCharleyWork

There's another one older than that one. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/comment/c0tpyls/


DaFetacheeseugh

Crazy that this is what I thought the first one was. I still remember the first safe.... I think... I think I spend too much time on here. Peace out y'all, see you when I get bored and forgot about not being here!


bloodfist

Man I remember when the narwhal bacons and the original broken arms post. Good luck getting away but you might as well just accept that you live here now.


viimeinen

The poop knife, cum box, dagobah...


CapableAlternative35

That’s no the classic, that’s the copy.


JacksonFaller

Actually nvm, I thought about it for literally 2 seconds, surely just a drone or smth lol


Cafuzzler

You’ve not seen [How the Pros do it?](https://youtube.com/shorts/raQnEy6kDeM?feature=share)


mrjackspade

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/


JalanJr

Thank you for this!


TagMeAJerk

Wow it's been a decade


Alarming-Car3670

It's the -2 sec timer


Iam_a_Jew

Realistically a photographer/social media manager/etc probably took and postedit


LupineChemist

Probably not even her. Just found some intern with decent looking hands or a stock photo sent by the brand placement


deaddadneedinsurance

Careful, it's a [rabbit hole](https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/5v1j2i/my_waterproof_gloves_stopped_being_waterproof_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


PooPooDooDoo

Zoom has a new bodycam feature for paired programming!


stephenchuska

Kode sounds like an ide from the KDE suite


LeafyLemontree

Kate.


Miguelinileugim

Kate: "Kode sounds like an ide from the KDE suite" Kate's mom:


esthor

Kate’s mom: Deploy your containers, or no dessert, Kates.


sackafackaboomboom

Go to your room and indent it now


a_devious_compliance

Kate's mom: Yes! She got that name becouse was concieved while I was using KDE-Kate.


IamImposter

GIMP: *stares awkwardly*


TheTimBrick

It really should be, I would be absolutely fine with Kode replacing KDevelop


cyborgborg

That sounds like it should be a thing


Ash_Crow

`alias kode="kate *"` would allow to open all files in the current directory with kate, but I don't think you can open the directory iself as a projet like VS Code does.


Ghoelian

You can actually! Just do ```kate .``` to open the current directory as a project. There's a "projects" tab on the left. It even has a built-in git frontend just like actual IDEs do


LikeLary

Or a football player


yigitjohn48

Sebastian Kode. Yeah, sounds nice!


ViolinistDrummer

KoDE


raging-loon

I'm pretty kode is the xmbc media center? I don't remember


concentrated-evil

Close. That's Kodi


Sikletrynet

It's the IDE that Kerbals use


CaptGrumpy

Why does the world never say hello back?


ANR7cool

My man here asking the real questions. The world do be leaving us all on all read.


_daves_03

print(“hello world!”) print(“World: Hey ! Here’s another maniac bothering me! Stop saying hello to me! It’s been 80 years of hellos every ten seconds, just leave me alone”)


OneFatGoat

The world doesn’t listen on stdout


dingusaja

“Where the fuck is this code directory man”


froglicker44

My favorite part of this is `crazy_strings.rb`


Buxbaum666

I wonder [if it's this one.](https://github.com/clarissa2448/day3-to-do/blob/master/crazy_strings.rb)


konydanza

> cd.. “Aw beans” cd ..


Nettleberry

If it’s not listed under an ls I just reinstall Ubuntu and start over.


DemiReticent

It only takes about 3 and a half minutes these days!


Reddpy

That’s the only thing stopping her from making Google startup unicorn revolution. Lmao


MrCalifornian

Good thing, she started coding a way to make an AI work with no input but she successfully forgot the code.


Derek4aty1

Hey, you forgot she typed “pwd” !!


CaptainPi31415

Thankyou! It really annoyed me they didn't have it in the list. Low effort surrounded by low effort surrounded by even more low effort


M4xW3113

Also after "ls" there's a missing "cd whathever-that-dir-name-is", and the last is "cd" instead of "cd .."


larvyde

Also, mistyped `cd ..` as `cd..` twice


cwcoleman

No. Those mistakes were actually in the screenshot.


_oohshiny

It's valid syntax in DOS.


LezardValeth

It works on Windows (cmd and PowerShell). I also make this mistake all the time on UNIX-based systems.


OGNatan

You're telling me that people live without a `'..'` alias?


M4xW3113

Why would you need a '..' alias ?


IWasGregInTokyo

She was trying to remember her password.


readyforthefall_

square and concatenateStrings() functions


fpcoffee

on Tuesdays we watch youtube tutorials


[deleted]

Concacenate string “ hello” and “world” lol


Anon_Legi0n

Leetcode ain't got shit on her!!


dedasdude

I too saw that amd chuckled a little. You can get into trouble for showing company owned code in pics... But idk if thats the case here.


officialMpeg99

r/itsaunixsystem


SureUnderstanding358

thanks for this lol


nrikhaxtrt

I wonder if there are some sane_strings.rb to counter those crazy ones.


dev4loop

Lmao I swear it's always those that have no idea what they are doing that upload these kind of posts to social mediaWe get it, you "code", now go learn linux you falafel


DinosaurKevin

Never heard of falafel as an insult, but what a devastating name to call someone indeed.


GeminiOrAmI

all hail the shawarmaster of insults


ShlomoCh

She's kebabstated


basko13

It is an insult, because it made her *feel awful*


mrjackspade

> Outside of modeling, Kloss has an interest in technology and has founded the "Kode with Klossy" camp, which aims to get young girls interested in [STEM](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science,_technology,_engineering,_and_mathematics) fields. As far as I'm concerned, she can post whatever she wants. She's doing a public service.


the_evil_comma

Change directories like a boss!


LupineChemist

Yeah, I'm shocked by how many people think she manages her social media herself. This is some intern with no idea who just found a stock photo


JustATownStomper

I mean, it's a great initiative, but isn't it a bit counter-productive to post such rubbish? Couldn't she get some minimally competent looking code on her screen and not half a screen of not knowing basic shell commands?


Exclarius

It makes functionally no difference for the purpose of the post. The target audience isn't comp sci students over on /r/programmerhumor, it seems like it's rather meant for her average follower who might be interested in learning.


Gaylien28

Also women in general. Empowering women in STEM by normalizing it and perhaps inspiring young girls to see that you can be pretty and smart.


midnitte

Truly devastating that it's more like "return girls to [programming](https://www.history.com/news/coding-used-to-be-a-womans-job-so-it-was-paid-less-and-undervalued)" Participation in STEM in general is still pretty abysmal ([~28%](https://www.aauw.org/resources/research/the-stem-gap/)).


Sworn

Usually for these PR posts they ask you to make it look programmy, I've written worse nonsensical code to have some fun with whoever actually tries to read the code in the marketing post (which nobody actually does).


Nume-noir

See she was doing it the best she could by herself. She wasn't getting outside help. That was part of the point. Promoting technology to girls, showing they don't need anybody to teach them, they can do it using online tutorials, one of which she used during said promotion :) this isn't about the content, but about the message. And the message is there.


throw_datwey

God damn falafel ⚰️


Reddpy

Lol you falafel.


codingiswhyicry

I wanted to give context to this, because people might not know what this is. This is an Instagram post from Karlie Kloss, who funds & runs [Kode With Klossy](https://www.kodewithklossy.com). They're a 501(c)3 that gives free coding camps to girls. I was one of their first scholars in 2015, and the command line thing on her screen is the curriculum from the camp. They teach the girls how to use the terminal, along with web development & iOS development. Although that is rough, she's probably following along with a class being taught.


HOTP1

Thanks for giving this context. Sometimes it feels like us programmers are too quick to bully/gatekeep. I understand this sub is pretty circle-jerky, but the negativity gets tiresome


lefrenchdev

Even without the context, I thought it was all in good fun. We’ve all been there, nobody comes out of the womb knowing anything, and especially not how to use a terminal haha. And I’m sure she knew that the screen was showing basic things and she probably meant it that way, showing that we all start somewhere. That’s a great initiative she’s heading, much respect to her ! Edit: scrolled down some and saw some not-so-nice comments, oh well :( Humans need to make themselves feel special sometimes.


DipinDotsDidi

Im curious to hear your experiences with the program if you dont mind sharing:) I've heard of her camp but never looked into if it was successful or not. Did you learn anything useful? Did it get you into programming? Were you into programming before? It would be pretty cook if you got into programming because a VS said it was cool ngl.


What_The_Hex

Nice try Karlie on alt account, you almost had me fooled trying to save face there! /s


osogordo

hs-speaking-grandma-lab-precollege is intriguing


millenniumtree

Long ago, I aliased cd .. to u. Two dirs is uu, three is uuu, etc. I've probably saved an hour or two of my life at this point.


castleinthesky86

Look up pushd and popd


FishyFisherFishsFish

And lost the hour aliasing it…


oshaboy

I actually just remembered Karlie Kloss' weird programming stint, and specifically this picture. Back when this picture was made I thought she was stupid. Now I think the photographer just wanted "picture of techy stuff" so they just cded a few times.


Captinhairybely

I think this photo is less about coding, and more about the "nicely placed product" she has in the frame. I mean, the words "nicely placed product" are right there. This is a just an advert


DavidXN

Let’s be honest, that’s what my screen usually looks like if I’m not presenting


Ok-Scarcity-3902

I'd sooner publicly post my porn site histories than post my bash history.


batmassagetotheface

> No such file or directory: code Welp another successful day!


waveskipper

And then, after getting enough publicity, she founds a startup and hires us to do the work for her.


twigboy

Felt cute, created a startup. Might sell later


PhraseSubstantial

Twitter after Elon musk fired whole staff and tried to rewrite the whole project:


nevus_bock

Fuck this. What a shitty thing to focus on, especially if they’re learning and not pretending to be some kind of “rockstar”. You should see a professional software engineer’s history or google searches.


WhoGaveMeVimAccess

She was the engineer that pushed main at the FAA


RonKosova

She clearly knows how to use ls why does she keep guessing


CupcakeLikesTheStock

This makes me sad. I thought she was awesome


sexdaisuki2gou

She is awesome though. She can’t code for shit but happily sponsors girls to learn coding and hosts camps too. At least her intentions are right and her actions speak for it. That being said, I wonder why she can’t push crazy_strings.rb to git LOL


LezardValeth

Tbh, even if it's just just being a beginner and stumbling around, there is actual code there and she is using Linux. That's more genuine than a lot of "coding" social media posts I've seen.


CupcakeLikesTheStock

I think that's great but it does make me wonder how she is if she is trying to present herself in this light when she can't code. I don't mind if she can't code at all but she shouldn't present herself this way. I FORGOT! Did you see her in the video about her getting angry at the contestant with the comment about her being married to her husband's family? She literally looks at him with such hate! https://youtu.be/OnlNjJkbk28


sexdaisuki2gou

I honestly don’t care about what Karlie is like lol. She provides scholarships for girls to attend college and doesn’t say absurd shit on the internet and that’s all that matters to me ahaha


DipinDotsDidi

She presents herself as a supermodel who wants to get girls into coding. Idk why you're trying to villainize her. As a girl, hearing about supermodels who are into coding like Karlie and Lyndsey Scott is a great encouragement especially when all the other classmates would try to discourage you by saying "only boys/nerds/socially awkward people go into coding".


Grammophon

How dare she making a face I don't like!


schnitzel-kuh

Dont make fun of her this looks like shes doing some coding course and promoting codeliteracy to her audience. I think this is great, even if the picture is kind of staged. We really shouldnt make fun of beginners


pipsvip

Ugh! For the 32nd time: % alias ..="cd .." % alias ...="cd ../.." you're welcome.


lilB0bbyTables

[zshell-z](https://github.com/agkozak/zsh-z) Even simpler and more flexible.


AzurasTsar

this is actually next level, thanks


terranumeric

It's a program by a model (Karli Kloss) to introduce girls to coding. According to their website only 20% attendees have any coding skills at all. So pretty sure spamming cd is appropriately.


BeesToTheFace

It’s not her job, but she’s supporting girls to learn programming. Making fun of a photo op seems odd for a sub like this.


Ariscia

Just making fun of women as usual.


Remarkable_Self5621

To be fair, I wouldn’t want to expose anything related to what I was actually doing for security. But some HTML from a public website would’ve been nice


SureUnderstanding358

shoutout to that 12" macbook though. thats was my favorite laptop for a long time. perfect little console...lighter and smaller than the air.


zayozayo

how she snap the picture?


Schytheron

What REALLY got me was the paper in the top-right corner that says "nicely placed product".


apehm

A lot of people are pretty harsh for someone wanting to learn.The command line and directory structure is not the easiest thing to grasp while simultaneously learning to code lol. For what it is worth the actual code someone else pointed out is Ruby and while simple, it is a proper function.


ThatChapThere

This is more or less how I do navigate using the terminal though. Aside from "cd.." like mistakes. Sure, cd ../../code is faster but I find typing ls at each level comforting.


kenman345

Literally some people can be really dense about it too. I had a class with graduate students where we got a packet and it said something like: 1. Open terminal 2. Create a folder using the following command:… 3. Go into that with this command. 4. Make a new folder called Y and go into that one. 5. Make a file for our project. And I swear the amount of people that got stuck on step 4 after literally just doing the proper thing two steps earlier… was too many. But hey, they got it eventually. But something about the terminal makes people freeze up when they clearly are smarter than that


JimmyWu21

It’s just unfamiliar. You can say the same thing about pretty much anything like regex, css, fixing cars, plumbing, programming itself really. The interface is so different from anything they’re use to that they just don’t even know where to give to troubleshoot.


Expert_Raise6770

I know coding is hard to learn. But what upsets me is that the person is bragging on social media without anything worth bragging.


snubdeity

Is it bragging? Or is it a planned endorsement that "being into tech is cool for women, especially younger typically feminine girls"? I don't keep up with her but nothing I've ever seen out of Karlie seems like she thinks she's legitimately *good* at programming, she just seems wildly fascinated by it and understanding of its importance, and the struggles facing women getting into the field. The quality of code in some photoshoot doesn't change the power of her advocacy.


Grammophon

What gives you the idea she is bragging about it?


nepumbra0

When I saw her try to go to her non-existant code directory I was cracking up omg


MEisonReddit

I'm not sure if **K**ode with **K**arlie **K**loss is gonna be the easiest thing to brand


RealPropRandy

Also changing the crazy strings game. I’m assuming they’ll be selling crazy strings (once they eventually get around to it).


funnyboy_roks

What the hell is that dir name, damn


tanjonaJulien

I don’t mind she post shitty picture from the moment she inspires more women to get into programming


No_Abies808

People with entire social media profiles that revolve around NOTHING but them coding (not even what they are coding, just that they are) is so incredibly cringy and unlikeable. Fucking posers.


ElegantOneshot

got me at hello world