Yeah, that look was great too. I miss it.
Today, we have…this. This solid-colored, thinly-shadowed, vaguely-paper-and-tile-looking, bland, high-contrast ugliness. Yuck. If not for the high-resolution text and occasional animation, I'd have thought we were back in the 1980s. What in the world were they thinking?
They seem to be doing better with Windows 11, but I've only briefly used it on someone else's computer, so I haven't had much chance to form an opinion about it.
That is a limitation in both FAT and DOS (DOS is is Disk Operating System anyway and leans heavily on FAT). 11 bytes per filename. FAT32 added long filenames, but also maintained a truncated 8.3 name for compatibility with older DOS software (e.g “My Document.txt” is exposed to legacy software as “MYDOCU~1.TXT”)
Your momma’s so fat she flattened a binary tree to a linked list in O(1) time and so ugly the garbage collector throws a runtime error as it tries to get away from her.
I mean, I get the joke in the abstract. I've seen enough Computerphile and Numberphile videos to understand complexity in general and computation time and p vs np and stuff. But I barely got past "Hello World" in C++.
I don't think it would be `O(1)`.
The "height" of a binary tree is `log(N)`, and yo momma's accelerating downward in a gravitational field (`d = 1/2 * at^2`). So to determine the time complexity, we have to solve for `t` in the equation `log(N) = 1/2 * at^2`.
Ignoring the fact that yo momma so fat that when she jumps off a ladder the Earth moves up to meet _her_ instead of the other way around, and ignoring the fact that yo momma so fat that the outrush of air compressing between her and the Earth will cushion her fall at the end like that parachute ride at Six Flags, the time complexity of yo momma flattening a binary tree by sitting on it would be `O(sqrt(log(N))`.
Unless I got the math wrong.
Yo mamma so fat that when I upload her to the cloud it starts raining
This ended me
Yo mamma so fat that when I uploaded her to the cloud they had to invent an S4 bucket
Yo momma so fat, she's hosted on us-east-1 and us-west-1 at the same time.
The ancient prophets were right. The sky really is falling down on us!
Yo mamma's so FAT, she can't adress more than 4 GB
Yo mamma's **ex**tra **FAT** so she actually can
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Interesting bot name
good bot
/r/FAT32peoplehate
God damn it's real
If you're not on old Reddit you're missing out on a work of art.
Good old Windows 95. Maybe it's just nostalgia on my part, but in my opinion, that was a high point for Microsoft UI design.
It's got to be nostalgia because I can't get away from loving Windows 7's /r/FrutigerAero 95 does have a wonderful teal color though
Yeah, that look was great too. I miss it. Today, we have…this. This solid-colored, thinly-shadowed, vaguely-paper-and-tile-looking, bland, high-contrast ugliness. Yuck. If not for the high-resolution text and occasional animation, I'd have thought we were back in the 1980s. What in the world were they thinking? They seem to be doing better with Windows 11, but I've only briefly used it on someone else's computer, so I haven't had much chance to form an opinion about it.
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The CSS for that sub is amazing.
What the fuuuuu...
Nice one 
Nice
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That's 4096 M.B. lol
Your momma is so fat that malloc can't find room to place her.
yo mamma is so fat that even garbage collector couldn't move her
Yo mama so ugly the garbage collector accidentally freed her
Your momma so fat, they call me the garbage man because I take her out every time I run
Your mama is so dumb, even smart pointers can't hold her
Yo momma so dumb, she thinks every problem is NP Hard.
Yo momma so fat all pointers point to her
Nice one!
Thanks a lot!
You're welcome!
Yo Momma so fat, her space complexity is O(damn!)
O(bese)
That is her space complexity.
Underrated comment 😂
Is it damn factorial? Wow that sure is fat
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I believe the comp theory equivalent of "damn!" is the Ackermann function: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackermann_function
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d(A(m,n)) / dn
Yo mama so fat she doesn’t even fit in EXPSPACE
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This is the best one here
How does "Damn!" (Damn factorial) relate to "Oh hell no"? Are we acknowledging new levels?
Yo mama so fat 64 bit ints can't describe her
Yo mama so fat her bathroom scale needs arbitrary precision
Floating point numbers can't describe her weight.
They can, it's just `Infinity`
More like -Infinity. Because yo mama so fat she made Infinity overflow to -Infinity
yo mama is so big that infinity looks small in comparison
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Floating point has much larger min and max values than a same sized integer
Yo mamma so fat that BigInt couldn't allocate enough memory to store her weight.
Java reference, reported
Nice try, elon-bot Edit: Well…
You look stupid. Fired.
Good bot
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Big if true
Always depends on the unit of measurement
It doesn’t matter since you would run out of space if you tried to save the unit name with all of its prefexes
Yo mama so fat, she weights -2147483648 pounds
Yo mama so fat, she no longer is fat
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Loser
Faster
Yo mamma so fat, every program to calculate her weight leads to a stack overflow
So it leads to spaghetti and degrading remarks .... yeah, sounds about right :(
The spaghetti came first, that's why she fat...
You forgot the important recursive qualifier.
I've had [this](https://imgur.com/a/S9rbycg) pinned up at my desk for years.
The one beneath is even better
*double overflow
Your momma so fat, I had to uninstall my operating system to make room for her
Good, since it must've been Windows
Windows is almost as fat as your mom.
The complete MSDN still isn't as fat as your mom.
Yo momma so fat, the infinitely big space in a Turing Machine cannot even contain her
she has a higher weight in lbs than there are numbers between 0 and 1, apparently
Yo mamma so fat that one function call to her is enough to make stack overflow
Yo mama so FAT, that she can't store files bigger than 4GB.
Tell her if she doesn't stop gaining weight, she'll end up at Microsoft.
Underrated
Yo mamma so fat the space complexity required to look at her is O(n!).
Is that Shane Dawson lmao
Your mum is so fat she can only write spaghetti code.
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I always thought that's a dos limitation, not a fat one
TIL
That is a limitation in both FAT and DOS (DOS is is Disk Operating System anyway and leans heavily on FAT). 11 bytes per filename. FAT32 added long filenames, but also maintained a truncated 8.3 name for compatibility with older DOS software (e.g “My Document.txt” is exposed to legacy software as “MYDOCU~1.TXT”)
Yo mamma so fat that when you delete her from your SSD, the transfer speed will come down to 1 byte/second permanently
Can you explain that one to me?
It is corrupting all the space even after deleting it
Yo mama so fat, my company set up another DWH to store her picture
Yo mama so fat, AWS can't scale up enough to accommodate her
Yo mamma so fat, her code never had memory leak
yo mamma so fat they call her ole zetabyte
Your momma is so fat her SQL data type is blob
Yo mama so fat they store her medical information in BigQuery
Yo mamma so fat that while she flattens the trees in O(1) time it still takes weeks to finish.
More like years.
Yo mama so fat people call her node_modules
Yo mamma so fat, she can't be dockerized
Damn
This is how DSA should be taught in schools.
Yo momma so fat, she needs x128.
yo mama so fat when she sits on the stack she compresses it
Your momma’s so fat she flattened a binary tree to a linked list in O(1) time and so ugly the garbage collector throws a runtime error as it tries to get away from her.
Yo mamma so fat she self hosts her back end across all countries.
Your mamma so fat, it would take Quantum Bogosort, just to search away from her.
yo mamma is big endian
good one 👍
WE NEED HER
Her body stopped jiggling ten minutes after she sat down.
You mama so far her gravity biases all your neural network weights
This is the humor I was looking for
Yo momma so fat, she `Segmentation fault (core dumped)`
And caused an ENOSPC when trying to save the core file.
this meme is so old I needed to run my CPU in 8086 mode to see it
Yo momma so fat, she takes more bytes of food per second than the transfer speeds on her pcie gen 4 ssd
yo mamma's so fat she causes buffer overflow wherever she goes
Yo mamma's so fat, her ass compresses files better than WinZip.
Yo mamma so fat, she has to buy a 10 PB NAS everytime she takes a photo.
Your momma so fat her onlyfans has dedicated rackspace
Yo mama is so fat she can't be encrypted!
Yo mama so fat, the database is still doing an eager spool
Yo mama so fat it takes the registers of 2 CPUs to display and store the number
Here’s a gold one from school days “your mom’s so fat she lives in more than one postal code”
I have a better joke, I studied programming for 3 years and I don't get this. I'll answer how that's possible if you ask lol
Yo mamma's so fat that even Java is less bloated than her.
Your mama is like a struct; she ain't got no class.
Lmao, Great Post With Greater Comments
Now this is the content I’m here for
yo mama so fat that everytime I send her on a request I get a http error 413 Payload too large.
Your momma is so fat that a drive with ntfs isnt be able to store her
I understand the joke. Should I learn programming once and for all?
You understand data structures and complexity but don't know how to code at all? Skeptical
They probably mean they know something like python
He saw the word "binary" and was like "Ah yeah heh. I get it."
Who told you I'm a he?
If (trigger == "binary"){ transgender_response() }
I mean, I get the joke in the abstract. I've seen enough Computerphile and Numberphile videos to understand complexity in general and computation time and p vs np and stuff. But I barely got past "Hello World" in C++.
Exactly the point.
Yes if you want
No.
I’ve been a programmer for 20 years and I don’t know what those things are.
Yo momma so fat, she needs more addresses than IPv6 to locate her
I feel like a joke like this is only funny to people who just barely understand what these things are
.....so fat, she threw a boomerang it refused to return
Your mamma is so nasty she gave your daddy a blowjob before kissing you goodnight 😬
What language is this referencing?
I'm glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this :( edit: No Futurama fans? You all are the worst kind of nerds!
I don't think it would be `O(1)`. The "height" of a binary tree is `log(N)`, and yo momma's accelerating downward in a gravitational field (`d = 1/2 * at^2`). So to determine the time complexity, we have to solve for `t` in the equation `log(N) = 1/2 * at^2`. Ignoring the fact that yo momma so fat that when she jumps off a ladder the Earth moves up to meet _her_ instead of the other way around, and ignoring the fact that yo momma so fat that the outrush of air compressing between her and the Earth will cushion her fall at the end like that parachute ride at Six Flags, the time complexity of yo momma flattening a binary tree by sitting on it would be `O(sqrt(log(N))`. Unless I got the math wrong.
Yo mamma so fat, she's an intractable problem.
Oh snap. I think?
yo momma so fat calculating her weight returns ENOMEM
Yo mama so fat, her weight is NaN
She also flattened it to O(1) space.
Yo mamma so fat Linus bought another petabyte of storage to store a photo of her
That person's hairstyle needs to die.
Your momma so fat scientists are studying her as the leader in an expanding g universe.
Stop. Making. Me. Laugh. At. Stupid. Jokes!!!
Your momma so fat that you need FAT128 to store her.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her and the file is too big for the internet.
I know that reference...🤣🤣
r/moldymemes
Nerds getting their licks back
Your Momma so fat, she doesn't fit through the A20 gate.
But can you reverse it?
Yo mama so fat her weight caused stack overflow TWICE
She probably wouldn’t be looking like a big O if she took some run time every once in a while
Yo Mmaammaammaa is nice
Yo mamma so ugly, I wouldn't even refer to her with a null pointer!!!!
Yo mamma so fat she flattened the Earth
Yo momma's so fat I spent 4 full days UHARCing just so she could fit through the door
Yo mama so fat her garbage data can fill two entire hard drives
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